“Thank you! And you’re baby is so cute, too. Have you used him to make a little emo bitch cry yet? Ohmygod, it’s adorable.”
Because I enjoy a good Ashlee Simpson makes Pete Wentz cry tale as much as the next male knitting guild champ, here’s a little yarn about Ashlee taking after her sister and becoming a walking drunk bag of regrettable decisions. Us Weekly reports:
A source tells the new Us Weekly that Jessica Simpson’s kid sister recently placed an inebriated call to Wentz, with whom she has a 2-year-old son, Bronx. “Ashlee was telling Pete how much she misses him and wants him back,” says the source; a rep for Simpson denies the call ever took place.
PETE: *walks up to Ashlee’s doorstep, Bronx in one arm, suitcase in the other* Alright, buddy, this is it. Your mommy called me at three a.m. this morning and said we’re going to be a family again. Finally, after all these months! *opens door*
ASHLEE: OHMYGOD, FUCK ME, GUY I JUST MET LAST NIGHT! FUCK ME LIKE A MAN!
PETE: *closes door, slowly walks away*