Former Chiodos lead singer Craig Owens was found by Pete Wentz who pretty much handed him project after project as the two became close friends. Which is why it’s hilarious that Craig decided to thank Pete by banging Ashlee Simpson within days of their divorce thus proving the universe was eventually going to get around to making up for Fall Out Boy existing. I’m glad it waited. Us Magazine reports:
Singer-songwriter Owens, 26, is the former frontman for the punk group Chiodos, and is now signed to Wentz’ s record label, Decaydance. This summer, Owens will tour with a new group Wentz helped organize, D.R.U.G.S. (Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows).
Back in January 2010, Wentz even gushed to MTV News that Owens was his favorite new artist.
So what does Wentz think of his protege’s new potential romance with his future ex-wife?
“Pete did a lot for this guy,” a Wentz source tells UsMagazine.com. “Craig was in another band and got kicked out. Pete found Craig, built a band around him and signed him. He’s shocked at how this guy is repaying him.”
Counters a source close to Simpson: “Ashlee and Craig are longtime friends. They have spent some time together, and he is comforting her throughout this difficult time.”
Did Ashlee Simpson really need to use a bullshit PR excuse for this situation? Because I don’t think anyone would’ve faulted her for going, “Yes, I’m gleefully fucking a man who isn’t Pete Wentz. Find me a recent divorcee who isn’t,” and left it at that. Although it’d be kind of cool to find out she also makes Pete watch by threatening to unravel his favorite mittens. “No, not the Nightmare Before Christmas ones! I’ll be good. I’ll be good. See? I’m sitting right next to the bed. Sex away!”
Photos: Splash News
Que hollywud.
Pete Wentz has friends?
BAM!
VAGINA!
Mmwow, who would have thought I’d be thankful to see Giant Pete Bed-head? But it’s certainly better than Khloe Spider-Eye-Turtle-Neck.
“..and is now signed to Wentz’ s record label..”
or UNsigned soon lol
That’s what he gets for fuelling teenage angst and making teenage girls even more annoying.
Maybe Craig just really likes the taste of Pete’s penis.
So you’re saying he’s also banging Pete’s boyfriend? Because that little homo Pete sure as shit isn’t actually banging Ashley.
“D.R.U.G.S. (Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows)”
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. he deserves to watch his ex-girl get fucked by 100 homeless dudes with such a ridiculous band moniker.
carry on.
Whoever came up with the DRUGS acronym should be shot execution style on national TV
Nothing says thanks like a little “cock n balls”
With friends like these….
That’s what he gets for modeling his new haircut after those little naked troll dolls.
If she REALLY wants to improve her post-divorce self esteem, she is gonna need to bang someone that doesn’t look like they work at Blockbuster…
LOL
Am I the only person to notice the size of his forehead? He looks like Hector Hammond from the green lantern.
I don’t know wether Pete should thank or punch this person.
Did any one else think this was pic was Adam Corrola?
No, I thought it was your mom.
The guy in question is an attention whore and always has been. Here’s a fake sex tape he made:
http://www.isanyoneup.com/2011/01/craig-owens-sex-video/
That my friend is called promoting a new song. It’s not a sex tape and it was never meant to be taken as one.
Bob Dillon??
God, he looks shithouse with that hair. He really should get the straightner out again, so much cuter the other way. That huge forehead should never be seen again.
Annnnd we found the troll Charlie Sheen keeps talking about.
Seriously, I have been in Pete Wentz’s situation and you aren’t pissed off at all about your ex banging someone else – you are just glad they are not bothering you anymore.
Really? You’ve been a pathetic musical caricature married to a lip-syncing talentless twit that get’s eyefucked by her father?
Wow. What’s it like?
and…….. who cares……
Now I finally get what “Too ugly to be gay” means.
Don’t distress Pedro, karma is a hairy fuckin cunt who will skull fuck all those who are deserving, “what goes around comes around”…look at that fat slobbering bimbo who calls herself Jessica, just move forward and let the shit run down the drain were it belongs.
Errr….if getting what comes around means an empire worth a billion, count me in!
i don’t get it. that’s a photo of pete wentz, right?
You spelt it wrong.
poo poo pee pee.
Grow up.
Ding. Thanks for the hit.
pope
Pete’s “The leader” like head is veering me from what Ashley would be call in my neighborhood.
WFT…Idiot???
So…she’s got a thing for the retarded?
That’s Retarded
He would be a lucky bastard if he stopped fighting for custody of the gigantic baby. I am guessing that thing wrecked her on the way out.
She has horrible taste in men
I wonder if that would be a new insult now: you look like date material for Ashley Simpson.
Something like “I wouldn’t f*** you with Ashlee Simpson’s vagina?”
Did he buy that jacket off a homeless dude??
please send your money to the WWF and they will take care of him…………..
He looks like Bob Geldof without the talent.
Oh wait, Geldof has no talent either.
god hes ugly and so is ashlee
that is one ugly dude
I think the bigger issue here is clearly the muppet atop his head.
Bob Dylan’s retarded cousin Elron
Career over. Hope that pussy was good.
LOFUCKINGL
Pete hands Craig shit? Whoever wrote this is a fucking idiot. Craig was with Chiodos from 01-09 and they were signed to Equal Vision. He recently signed with Wentz’ label and this artical makes it sound like Craig has been signed by Wentz for awhile. smdh. Chiodos has nothing to do with Pete Wentz.