Ashlee Simpson Filed For Divorce

February 9th, 2011 // 103 Comments

To the surprise of absolutely no one, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz‘s marriage didn’t work out which means she’s free to follow in her sister’s footsteps and become a farting brickhouse of desperation. Thank God. TMZ reports:

In documents filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Simpson cites “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the divorce.
She’s asking for joint legal custody and primary physical custody of two-year-old Bronx.
Sources tell TMZ there is no prenup.

I don’t want to point any fingers here, but I’m blaming this all on butthole grab. In the meantime, I hope Ashlee takes a page from the Halle Berry playbook and starts calling Pete Wentz a racist who hates white babies. I hear its effective.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Colin

    Wait, gay midget, and girl who looks more and more like a brainwashed 12-year-old boy every day? Did Scientology get them?

    • Beat Your E-Meter

      The Church of Old Mother Hubbard only courts celebs with money. These two would have to earn their keep chewing the skid-marks out of Tom and John’s underwear.

  2. lisashmisa

    A surprisingly short Abominable Snowman, with former rival Hermie the Elf

  3. Rhialto

    She does look a whole lot different… An excellent example how a little make-up does make a different.

  4. Nero

    I’ve seen her on yuotube and internet streams but photos show better details ….

  5. Rhialto

    Look in her archives and you’ll be seeing the differences… And what happened to Pete wentz’s ‘ Screech’ hairdo?

  6. Rhialto

    Awww! That’s a cute handbag!

  7. stupidficial

    She is pisses cuz he cut her hair while she was sleeping!

  8. Nero

    And since when do uniformed good girls file for divorce?!

  9. Rhialto

    Pete Wentz should send a pack of K1 dogs to keep even a more closer eye on her…

  10. Rhialto

    I’m busy for some time with housekeeping now…

  11. Myclamisaninnie

    When you get perms, wear cutie shopping bags, and are short as a troll, what do you expect. This guy does everything can to look hideous. Serves him right.

  12. WTF

    He’s over thirty years old and from all indications acts like a ninth or tenth grader, with the same sort of interests.

    I’ll bet he draws on his forearms in Bic pen and complains about his parents being oppressors.

    Except other people of his attitude who think that way have moms and dads who are in their forties, and Pete’s parents must be dead or really old because he himself is an old shit clinging to some teenage fantasy where he’s always an angsty little fuckwad.

    As for Ashlee, she’s just a talentless idiot so she’s just like her husband except with a smaller vagina probably and about a foot taller.

  13. Hemlock`

    She kind of looks like a wonky-eyed Stepford Wife for the 21st Century in that picture.

  14. Ed

    You can always spot a C-list celebrity (perhaps D-list in this case) because they’re the ones that are happy paparazzi are taking their pictures.

  15. T
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like he buys all his clothes at Wal-Mart.I cant believe he is with a beautiful woman who dresses nice and he wears kids clothes!What a tool……

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