Ashlee Simpson Filed For Divorce

To the surprise of absolutely no one, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s marriage didn’t work out which means she’s free to follow in her sister’s footsteps and become a farting brickhouse of desperation. Thank God. TMZ reports:

In documents filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Simpson cites “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the divorce.
She’s asking for joint legal custody and primary physical custody of two-year-old Bronx.
Sources tell TMZ there is no prenup.

I don’t want to point any fingers here, but I’m blaming this all on butthole grab. In the meantime, I hope Ashlee takes a page from the Halle Berry playbook and starts calling Pete Wentz a racist who hates white babies. I hear its effective.

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