To the surprise of absolutely no one, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz‘s marriage didn’t work out which means she’s free to follow in her sister’s footsteps and become a farting brickhouse of desperation. Thank God. TMZ reports:
In documents filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Simpson cites “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the divorce.
She’s asking for joint legal custody and primary physical custody of two-year-old Bronx.
Sources tell TMZ there is no prenup.
I don’t want to point any fingers here, but I’m blaming this all on butthole grab. In the meantime, I hope Ashlee takes a page from the Halle Berry playbook and starts calling Pete Wentz a racist who hates white babies. I hear its effective.
Photos: Splash News
Is she divorcing him for carrying that purse?
No she divorced because two reasons:
1- She thought that she was marring a rock star and is not until now that she knew that she got it all wrong.
2- She realized that she married an emo gay dwarf.
No, that’s what she makes him carry his balls in. Hence the DEE-vorce.
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alrighty then
I never noticed before….
But when she got the nose job did it make her cock eyed?
Everything about that picture is wrong. Everything. Fucking weirdos in Hollywood.
I can’t figure out who is who…
Oh yay. Now they can both concentrate on their “singing careers.”
Is the permed hair he had in the butt-grap photo covered up by a hat? That hair alone was grounds for divorce, and possible a defense for homicide.
I’m pretty convinced that Wentz is the love child of Val Kilmer & one of those little ankle biters from Willow.
Looks more like Anthony Keetus and Willow to me.
Irreconcilable Differences? I’m sure it was just his latest hairdo!!!!
Oh yeah, the sister who looks like a poster child for bulimia.
It’s a shame they have a small child. But I guess they really needed some money when their respective entertainment careers dried up & those baby magazine covers are worth $$$.
I suppose it’s better than releasing a sex tape.
Not for me and Gravy it isn’t!
Better for the divorcing couple & their small DNA experiment, not for us.
(dire voice)
Ashley needs food – badly!
Sex with a midget is never a good reason to base a marriage on. And eventually it gives you that vacant Katie Holmes hair and stare.
Good point. I’ve banged a herd of midgets but never married one… as far as I know.
Another failed hollywood marriage. What the fuck is up with hollywood?
Douches have a tendency to run downhill.
That’s Ashlee Simpson? I thought maybe Sam Ronson had gotten a sex change.
It’s funny you say that, because when I first glanced at the photo, I thought it was Sam Ronson too. Except it was Pete I thought was Sam.
Good now baybe she can concentrate better when she’s sucking my cock. No really who cares!
samantha ronsen was married to pete wentz?
Please. Like Samantha Ronson has ever been seen in makeup? LOL
Everyone please see above @ Bucky’s awesome comment.
(bows)
Indeed. Props Bucky…
Who didn’t see this one coming??
I wanna rim your sweet arsehole till Christmas Ashlee, stop, open my present, then rim it some more.
It is truly disturbing to see the number of would-be fecalphiliacs offering celebrity rimjobs that have surfaced on this site of late… Is it a prison thing? Call me a prude but I will pass on the tossed salad, thanks.
Scat bitch.
It really disturbs me to know how many people on these sites have no problem with their mouths coming in contact with someone else’s asshole. That is just about one of the most vile things I can think of next to actually eating shit and/or puke. What the fuck is remotely sexy about giving a rim job? I hope all you dirty bastards die of ecoli or some shit like that just for being fucking stupid enough to put your mouth somewhere you should have good enough sense to know is a fucking breeding ground!!!!!!
If a self absorbed “rock star” midget poon hound and a lipsynching aneroxic with serious “daddy liked my sister’s tits better” issues can’t make it in this scary old world, who can??? *sigh* What ever happened to true love.
It died the day Demi Moore married Ashton Kutcher.
Jessica: YES! Jessica pretty sister again! *stuffs cheeseburger in mouth* NOMNOMNOM.
Good, we need a new FOB album.
Ashlee probably got tired of Pete always insisting that he be in front when they doggy.
lol
When are people going to clue in to the fact that in California *there are no other grounds for divorce* than irreconcilable differences?
That having been said, if she could cite other grounds, it would be something similar to ‘what the fuck was I thinking?’ or ‘he just wouldn’t cut the dwarf Jew fro’.
That picture creeps me out on so many levels
So she has a problem with his breath smelling like cock every time she kisses him… understandable…
Like she could smell that over the Ipecac.
“irreconcilable differences” as in – he takes dick in his ass…
Just like 99.9% of everyone on this site.
shocking that 2 young people who got married because 1 got knocked up are filing for divorce…
come on now, the baby was just a fringe benefit. they got married so she could stick it to her old man. i guess he learned his lesson. not.
Yeah, and it’s a shame Pete had to carry that baby for 9 months, deal with his horrible morning sickness and all for this to happen 2 years and 9 months after the wedding…….Life Sucks for Petey!
Oh wait a minute…..Ashlee is the girl, Right? Damn, it was the hairdo that had me confused!
Notice his right hand is in the exact same butthole grab position it was in the original kid butthole grab pictue. Perhaps there’s a proclivity. From the look on her face it looks like he might have just given her the same move and actually snuck that thumb up her butt.
And she looks like Crispin Glover and Tank Girl had a love child.
Welp…there Pete Went.
Awww… poor little ASSHOLE simpson. Untalented, fake, manufactured; no one will ever forget her screwup on SNL, and her subsequent dumbass doofus dance on live TV; then her trying to blame the background tape skipping (her voice singing when she wasn’t moving her lips) on “heartburn”. Can’t get a movie, can’t sell a record, and her husband steps out on her with every chick he can get his hands on. Basically, she’s a pathetic loser…
you forgot to mock her for being a fatass. seriously, Ashley, put the cheeseburgers down and maybe you’ll be able to keep a man around!
Nothing will motivate you like your man’s being able to shop in the junior miss deartment – and his pants are 3 size smaller than yours.
And this took you how long to figure out?…..She’s a Simpson, ‘Nuff Said!
That guy looks more queer than a bag of wangs. He also looks about 40. Time to grow out of the emo phase.
I don’t believe it… Tweaker-chick and Douchebag Poster-boy can’t get along anymore? Isn’t there anything good and true in the world left to believe in?
Not in the entertainment industry.
i really thought he would have dumped her crazy-eyed ass first. huh.
maybe she knew it and done it first..
She looks strung out
Probably too much lip syncing.
Katie Holmes syndrome?
Her eyes look in two different directions.
Anyway. He gave her a fucking big bee made out of leggos for their wedding. I know they were only like, twelve at the time, but she should have hit the road then.
Sometimes I sit and wonder where that bee is now.
Duh! He is gay!!
nice eyes, crazyfrog
She looks like a Gelfling after it stared at the crystal.
LOL!!
Quality.
Ah the Simpson sisters. Jessica simpson is eating habits are turning her into a beached whale while Ashley is turning into Sam Ronson.
also she must have got bored with Pete as she stole him from Michelle Trachenberg(faded out actress best known for on Buffy The Vampire slayer). Since she is no longer news worthy, bye bye Petey.
Don’t you mean BLEACHED whale?
Lesbian bed death claims another couple.
Ashlee, Which eye do I look into?
is that ashlee simpson or is he just walking around with a blowup doll?
does this mean he wont be able to borrow her clothes anymore?
Whoa, Ashlee, which eye do I look at?
They look very alert.
Winona Ryder is divorcing Cris Angel? Oops wrong douche bag
Your first clue this isn’t Chris Angel is he’s not dressed like a depressed teenager.
If it was Winona she’d be wearing a shirt that reads “I went shopping and all I stole was this lousy midget.”
Ren always looked like the shorter one on tv. Go figure.
i foresee a very contentious divorce. I mean, who is going to get the butt plugs?
Wentz needs to hit the Thailand Express…
He’s shorter than her. It was doomed from the start.
They make a wonderful gay couple.
Which one is Pete Wentz?