Ashlee Simpson Filed For Divorce

February 9th, 2011 // 103 Comments

To the surprise of absolutely no one, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz‘s marriage didn’t work out which means she’s free to follow in her sister’s footsteps and become a farting brickhouse of desperation. Thank God. TMZ reports:

In documents filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Simpson cites “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the divorce.
She’s asking for joint legal custody and primary physical custody of two-year-old Bronx.
Sources tell TMZ there is no prenup.

I don’t want to point any fingers here, but I’m blaming this all on butthole grab. In the meantime, I hope Ashlee takes a page from the Halle Berry playbook and starts calling Pete Wentz a racist who hates white babies. I hear its effective.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Is she divorcing him for carrying that purse?

  2. wilko

    alrighty then

  3. Everything about that picture is wrong. Everything. Fucking weirdos in Hollywood.

  4. RandaI

    Oh yay. Now they can both concentrate on their “singing careers.”

  5. sam

    Is the permed hair he had in the butt-grap photo covered up by a hat? That hair alone was grounds for divorce, and possible a defense for homicide.

  6. I’m pretty convinced that Wentz is the love child of Val Kilmer & one of those little ankle biters from Willow.

  7. Steelerchick

    Irreconcilable Differences? I’m sure it was just his latest hairdo!!!!

  8. Cock Dr

    Oh yeah, the sister who looks like a poster child for bulimia.
    It’s a shame they have a small child. But I guess they really needed some money when their respective entertainment careers dried up & those baby magazine covers are worth $$$.
    I suppose it’s better than releasing a sex tape.

  9. Rancid
    Commented on this photo:

    (dire voice)

    Ashley needs food – badly!

  10. jojo

    Sex with a midget is never a good reason to base a marriage on. And eventually it gives you that vacant Katie Holmes hair and stare.

  11. Rico

    Another failed hollywood marriage. What the fuck is up with hollywood?

  12. Bucky Barnes

    That’s Ashlee Simpson? I thought maybe Sam Ronson had gotten a sex change.

  13. CC

    Good now baybe she can concentrate better when she’s sucking my cock. No really who cares!

  14. charity

    samantha ronsen was married to pete wentz?

  15. Who didn’t see this one coming??

  16. Mike Nike

    I wanna rim your sweet arsehole till Christmas Ashlee, stop, open my present, then rim it some more.

    • It is truly disturbing to see the number of would-be fecalphiliacs offering celebrity rimjobs that have surfaced on this site of late… Is it a prison thing? Call me a prude but I will pass on the tossed salad, thanks.

      • Wipin' wit my hand

        Scat bitch.

      • Paloma

        It really disturbs me to know how many people on these sites have no problem with their mouths coming in contact with someone else’s asshole. That is just about one of the most vile things I can think of next to actually eating shit and/or puke. What the fuck is remotely sexy about giving a rim job? I hope all you dirty bastards die of ecoli or some shit like that just for being fucking stupid enough to put your mouth somewhere you should have good enough sense to know is a fucking breeding ground!!!!!!

  17. If a self absorbed “rock star” midget poon hound and a lipsynching aneroxic with serious “daddy liked my sister’s tits better” issues can’t make it in this scary old world, who can??? *sigh* What ever happened to true love.

  18. ThatBitchFromTheGym

    Jessica: YES! Jessica pretty sister again! *stuffs cheeseburger in mouth* NOMNOMNOM.

  19. Drundel

    Good, we need a new FOB album.

  20. Bucky Barnes

    Ashlee probably got tired of Pete always insisting that he be in front when they doggy.

  21. Satan's bitch

    When are people going to clue in to the fact that in California *there are no other grounds for divorce* than irreconcilable differences?

    That having been said, if she could cite other grounds, it would be something similar to ‘what the fuck was I thinking?’ or ‘he just wouldn’t cut the dwarf Jew fro’.

  22. Nancy

    That picture creeps me out on so many levels

  23. RichPort

    So she has a problem with his breath smelling like cock every time she kisses him… understandable…

  24. “irreconcilable differences” as in – he takes dick in his ass…

  25. suck it

    shocking that 2 young people who got married because 1 got knocked up are filing for divorce…

    • lfrazier

      come on now, the baby was just a fringe benefit. they got married so she could stick it to her old man. i guess he learned his lesson. not.

    • babooda

      Yeah, and it’s a shame Pete had to carry that baby for 9 months, deal with his horrible morning sickness and all for this to happen 2 years and 9 months after the wedding…….Life Sucks for Petey!
      Oh wait a minute…..Ashlee is the girl, Right? Damn, it was the hairdo that had me confused!

  26. Sporange

    Notice his right hand is in the exact same butthole grab position it was in the original kid butthole grab pictue. Perhaps there’s a proclivity. From the look on her face it looks like he might have just given her the same move and actually snuck that thumb up her butt.

    And she looks like Crispin Glover and Tank Girl had a love child.

  27. Welp…there Pete Went.

  28. Hilarious...

    Awww… poor little ASSHOLE simpson. Untalented, fake, manufactured; no one will ever forget her screwup on SNL, and her subsequent dumbass doofus dance on live TV; then her trying to blame the background tape skipping (her voice singing when she wasn’t moving her lips) on “heartburn”. Can’t get a movie, can’t sell a record, and her husband steps out on her with every chick he can get his hands on. Basically, she’s a pathetic loser…

    • seth rogen's vagina

      you forgot to mock her for being a fatass. seriously, Ashley, put the cheeseburgers down and maybe you’ll be able to keep a man around!

    • babooda

      And this took you how long to figure out?…..She’s a Simpson, ‘Nuff Said!

  29. Snickers

    That guy looks more queer than a bag of wangs. He also looks about 40. Time to grow out of the emo phase.

  30. I don’t believe it… Tweaker-chick and Douchebag Poster-boy can’t get along anymore? Isn’t there anything good and true in the world left to believe in?

  31. shalimar

    i really thought he would have dumped her crazy-eyed ass first. huh.

  32. Joe Blow

    She looks strung out

  33. Natalie
    Commented on this photo:

    Katie Holmes syndrome?

  34. xanax in my beer

    Her eyes look in two different directions.
    Anyway. He gave her a fucking big bee made out of leggos for their wedding. I know they were only like, twelve at the time, but she should have hit the road then.
    Sometimes I sit and wonder where that bee is now.

  35. shannon

    Duh! He is gay!!

  36. nice eyes, crazyfrog

  37. Hmmmmm

    She looks like a Gelfling after it stared at the crystal.

  38. Ah the Simpson sisters. Jessica simpson is eating habits are turning her into a beached whale while Ashley is turning into Sam Ronson.

  39. Lesbian bed death claims another couple.

  40. unknown

    Ashlee, Which eye do I look into?

  41. Commented on this photo:

    is that ashlee simpson or is he just walking around with a blowup doll?

  42. frosty

    does this mean he wont be able to borrow her clothes anymore?

  43. Chesty

    Whoa, Ashlee, which eye do I look at?

  44. f*ck2rock2
    Commented on this photo:

    They look very alert.

  45. Winona Ryder is divorcing Cris Angel? Oops wrong douche bag

  46. markg

    Ren always looked like the shorter one on tv. Go figure.

  47. Anonymous, 2112

    i foresee a very contentious divorce. I mean, who is going to get the butt plugs?

  48. He’s shorter than her. It was doomed from the start.

  49. Commented on this photo:

    They make a wonderful gay couple.

  50. Sara B
    Commented on this photo:

    Which one is Pete Wentz?

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