To the surprise of absolutely no one, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz‘s marriage didn’t work out which means she’s free to follow in her sister’s footsteps and become a farting brickhouse of desperation. Thank God. TMZ reports:
In documents filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Simpson cites “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the divorce.
She’s asking for joint legal custody and primary physical custody of two-year-old Bronx.
Sources tell TMZ there is no prenup.
I don’t want to point any fingers here, but I’m blaming this all on butthole grab. In the meantime, I hope Ashlee takes a page from the Halle Berry playbook and starts calling Pete Wentz a racist who hates white babies. I hear its effective.
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