Under the watchful, always watchful eyes of Papa Joe, the whole Simpson clan slipped down to Mexico for a little family vacay over the weekend where Ashlee brought her new boyfriend and pranced around in a bikini as Jessica hid under a poncho. Not so much out of shame, as much as she had pork pockets installed. Except surprisingly absent was little Bronx Mowgli who’s probably sitting at home right now watching Pete Wentz wonder when Ashlee’s going to get back from the store. “She said she’d just be a minute. But if I call, she’ll get mad. Oh, fiddlesticks!”
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who walks like that, these are so staged? Her ass looks proper because the bikini bottom is fooling us that she has an ass. All I ask is, please, for the love of the children, do not turn around.
thought you were pulling our leg about the poncho. This is amazing
I’d eat her ass.
goes w/out saying
Not bad for a chick that has a kid. I’d fuck her in the ass 4 sure.
That’s a pretty nice ass.
It is her face that ruins everything.
Now the other girl looks hot.
“There you go!. Shake daddy’s moneymaker!”
“Si, señora, it’s true. We Mexican men like the…¿Como se dice, ‘grasa en el culo’?”
Ke$ha torso.
at least it’s not Ke$ha ass.
Yeah, that’s right, sit in the shade under your tarp, piglet. No one minds, we’re all too busy looking at your lil sis’ tight ass.
The key to her looking so hot in these pictures is that her face isn’t visible in them.
yeah, she looks way better from behind. seriously.
She moves like the broken-boned asian chick in The Ring.
I’m am completely surprised by how much I love that ass
Hopefully the drug cartels need a hostage
“Come on…just the big toe!”
Daddy found his speedo…RUUUUUN!
I would definitely NOT wear that around my father.
You would if you were doin him….
^ tru dat…
Isn’t it creepy how she’s arching her back a little as she’s getting that towel? I’ts like she’s…presenting…
G*D DAMN!!!
You’d be lying if you said you wouldn’t knock the bottom out of that!
Just as I suspected….no fucking ass.
Who is her friend with the boobs? More pics of her?
This is one of the creepiest pictures I’ve ever seen. It looks like she’s about to start crawling on top of him. Just note his “Aw yeah, come to papa”-rape face.
“I the moooooooves like Jagger!”
This family irks the shit out of me. Talentless kids exploited for profit by their creepy Christian stage dad.
would snack on that for hours
holy fuck, that chick is built for fun!!!
I’ll be the meat in that sandwich
Forget Ashley and Jessica, the other broad is smokin’ hot!
Her belly button is freakishly high.
How is that She is not as famous as her sister but has a better body then Jessica. I think Jessica is hiding her Pregnancy and its Toni Romo’s
come sit on daddy’s lap and tell him how cold you are babygirl
why no hips batman?
I think the dad, Joe Simpson is creepy. The other thing that bothers me about him is how he has such control over his ADULT daughters and lives the high life off of THEIR money!! If I were fortunate enough to have children who made millions of dollars each year, yes I would want to be their manager because being a parent you truly have their best interest at heart…BUT…I would not pay/reward myself by taking 10 – 50% of their earnings for being simply their parent. That just shows what kind of people these girls parents truly are!
Her body has changed too after having a baby. Don’t know why she is any better then Hilary Duff. Hilary will lose the weight and have a much better shapely figure then this skank.
Is that John Travolta ??? just asking.
Doing the awkward dance once again? For Daddy? o_O
So many incest jokes… trying not to throw up…