Under the watchful, always watchful eyes of Papa Joe, the whole Simpson clan slipped down to Mexico for a little family vacay over the weekend where Ashlee brought her new boyfriend and pranced around in a bikini as Jessica hid under a poncho. Not so much out of shame, as much as she had pork pockets installed. Except surprisingly absent was little Bronx Mowgli who’s probably sitting at home right now watching Pete Wentz wonder when Ashlee’s going to get back from the store. “She said she’d just be a minute. But if I call, she’ll get mad. Oh, fiddlesticks!”
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I think I would hit that.
I might hate myself later on in life but I would do terrible things to her butthole.
I would too. First thinng I’d do is stuff it full of my penis. I wouldn’t hate myself for doing it unless she refused to make me a sandwich afterwards. Then I’d feel used.
Like if she, for whatever reason, said she needs a buttplug, I would say, here you go Ashley, you can use my weiner.
FIND A CUNT(FEMINIST) TAKE BIG BASEBALL BAT AND UNLEASH!!!
^^ serial killer ^^
That is the only way you would get one to lay down for you….
I’d ass munch her and bang it till it bled! Her butt hole that is.
Papa Joe is already beating everyone to dat ass. When he busts a nut in it, I bet he tell her its not as great as busting on Jessica’s boobs just to make her cry.
Nice.
She walks like Jessica Rabbit.
Nice ass for once, I am impressed. Never though she was the least bit hot. She isn’t thick like her sister but her legs still look nice. Hell with the boobs
i’d hit it. while lipsyncing sweet nothings in her ear. then i’d “got get a sixpack” but really just skip back to the US
Hello, Mexico? Hi. I am calling to recommend a couple of beheadings…what does your schedule look like, say, this afternoon?
she’s floating. she must be a demon…
Who is the bitch with the tits? Ashlee should get herself some of those.
Ashlee cums right thru her bikini bottoms when Dad talks about going back to their room for a little “Mean Daddy/Naughty Daughter” role play.
+1
Dat ass does not excuse her complete lack of talent.
Of course not. But it’s worth pointing out that she’s a mother yet that’s not a mom-ass.
My guess is that she lip-synced that baby directly out of her vagina. Then did a hoe-down.
Her boyfriend looks a lot like her dad.
she’s squirting in image #4
i notice in all these pics joe never stands up. too embarrassed to, hmm?
What a fashionable blanket Jess is hiding under.
I completely understand though. A daily diet of beer, queso & guacamole really packs on the pounds.
Appears papa joe has replaced the defective jessica model with a new buxom brunette. ashlee still orgasms on command though.
no comment on the fact it LOOKS like she is peeing?!?!
Joe: You’re missing the cup, dear..
Damn, and I already had breakfast..
She’s an idiot and id rough it, doesn’t say much about my self estimate, non.
Do her knees not bend?
Mmmmmm I like it. She does look like she is peeing. Great shot!!! Delicious little ass on this one. What I love is that you dont have to hear them talk so you can just perv and not hate yourself for actually listening to her talk or fake sing.
Only when her dad gets behind her.
Not pictured: Jessica breaching offshore for one of those whale tourist boats.
To hell with Ashlee, Who is that big titted one next to her?
How do you go from pastor to pimp? Ask Joe.
“sniff”…why is daddy messing with Ashlee?? My boobies are much bigger than hers and I haven’t pushed a kid out through my naughty part.
You call those breasts? Let me show you some pictures of your sister. Now these are breasts
Holy shit? I may actually fap to #4!
Off to the men’s room..
Ha…Ashlee is so amazingly cunty that it’s nearly bewildering. She knows that Jessica has fat girl psychological issues, and doesn’t feel that bikini-ing it up is enough – she preens in every single shot in front of her beloved lardass sister, who Ashlee has pretty clearly always hated, since when Jessica’s in a room, Ashlee is number one in synching and face-transplanting but number two in earnings, talent, parental love (at least in terms of incest…that’s love, right?), facial symmetry and ability to keep her shit together whilst coked out.
She is trying too hard yet again. So weird that her pervy dad is there while Ash posture her hips for the paps. Weirdo christian family.
let her posture outside. im sure when dad’s done with her she has to squat on a ten pound bag of ice the rest of the day
Who?
You could make one fine bitch if those Simpson girls worked like Mr. Potato Head.
He went down on her
Bronx Mowgli came out of that? Pete Wentz came inside of that? Damn.
The prior doesn’t necessarily confirm the latter.
Wow she’s walking like she has no idea she is being photgraphed
Turn the fuck around, ugly
The universally known “hide a boner” pose.
“Whatcha’ doodling there Daddy?”
“Uhh..”
That is one sweet ass.
If you do Ashley, does Joe sit other side of the two way mirror watching?
Ashlee: *shimmy shimmy shimmy*
Joe: “Very good! No I do mean it. Now onto lesson number three..”
Trying awfully hard to “pose” the ass… and doing a pretty nice job of it actually. I must say I appreciate the effort.
Holy crap, is that her mom with the dark hair?? Why does she look better than her daughters?
I thought she had a sexy way of walking, but apparently her bikini bottom is just on crooked.
She looks like a baby deer learning to walk for the first time
She has a cute butt, That is my say something nice.
I’m almost positive that he just said, “Hey sugar tits, why don’t you come over here and sit on Daddy’s lap for a while?”
Sugar dady someone?
First there was The China Syndrome. Now comes the ever more terrifying sequel, The Delta Burke Syndrome.
Some people would believe that she pulled the back of her bikini bottom down as a show of modesty in front of her father. I believe she pulled her bikini front up to display her nether lips for the pleasure of her father.
I can’t tell if she’s thin or not. I will say she’s in good shape. She was a good singer at some point (until the dreaded SNL performance, but people can rebound!). But if this is her new line of work… :.-(
Thank God there’s no giant TMZ superimposed all over this picture. It allows us to enjoy the pure (fap-fap-fap) degrading (fap-fap) incestuous (fap-fap-fap) nature of this without any distraction. OhhhhhhhhSweetRelease
anyone have tissues?
Is that Samantha Ronson? (STRAIGHT) LADIES – GROW OUT YOUR HAIR.
I dunno… seems like she would be dangerous to be in any relationship with – even a superficial fuck buddy one. It seems like you would be dragged somewhere you wouldn’t want to go.