Ashanti is thin

I like the dark meat, but not that much of it.

I was at Starbuck’s in LaGuardia a couple years ago and this little chubby plain-looking black girl in front of me didn’t have any money for her latte. Rather than wait any longer, I sprung for her $4 drink. She thanked me and said, “I’m sorry. My bodyguard went to the bathroom and has all my money.” Bodyguard? Next thing I know two cashiers from the Healthy Nuts place were asking Ashanti for her autograph. She’s never been hot. Just airbrushed.

The backing dancer behind her is SO checking out her arse.

I’m confused. You write a paragraph about Ashanti but you include a very obvious picture of a transvestite at a drag revue. There is no doubt in my mind that the “woman” in this picture has testicles and a penis taped up against her anus. I’m not laughing. I’m puking at my desk.

Mmmm…celulite is SO hot…

First Janet, now this. Life is OFFICIALLY worth living again. :D

It’s tranny-saurus rex.

“She’s never been hot, just airbrushed.”

Eastboundanddown – I couldn’t agree more. That’s the reality of a vast majority of “celebs” as well.

Her leg looks like a brisket. Great, now I’m hungry.

She does look quite fat but I’d still shagg her any day of the week.

All I have to say is this:

http://www.hereinreality.com/ashanti_without_makeup.jpg

#10 – ew ew ew – that is not seriously her, is it? whoa.

I am not a fan of hers… but that picture has definitely been altered. Maybe she is fat now, but the photo is bogus. Look at the shadin around the arms… c’mon. Amateurs did this!

#10: Wow, GOD makeup is a miracle. I only use it so my eyes don’t look so tired and dull. Stars use it for a whole new face! I want to see others w/no makeup.

Is that hot butter dripping down the inside left leg out of her pants?

compared to a lot of people she isnt even that fat. its a bad angle and an inappropriate outfit for her size. take mariah carey, for example. by squeezing herself into tiny tight dresses she looks fat and cheap. yet if she wore something more appropriate, she would look lovely.

I think Ashanti looks fantastic. You people are too hard to please. No celebrity is flawless. Britney is fat because she’s a size 6? Nicole is anorexic because she’s a 0? Okay well there I agree … But look at Ashanti’s other leg. It’s toned and shaped quite nicely. Her stomach is flat, and you know would kill for those arms. I am glad she is shaped like a natural woman instead of a diving board.

‘I’m glad she is shaped like a natural woman instead of a diving board’

That’s one pool I won’t be diving off Lindsay Lohan into…

Thank you # 16. I was waiting to see which jack-ass would be the first to step up and defend the celebrity. Try and remember which website you are on.

Wait…no one has said it yet…

I’d hit that…

Wait…no I wouldn’t.

Again to # 16,

Fucking hilarious post on the Clay Aiken page. That’s the kind of post I expect from you!!

#10 – I think that first photo is a very lifelike self-portrait of Frida Kahlo, not Ashanti

marissa brown, bka # 10, I LOVE YOU.
YOU ARE MY HERO.

“toned and shaped quite nicely”? In no alternative universe is that blob of humanity nicely shaped. Not even in the alternative universe that encompasses Britney Spears. She. is. just. Yuck.

I believe that the Superficial is a blog of bad pictures of otherwise beautiful women.

Martin Lawrence was so good in Big Momma’s House 2…oh wait, that’s…not…him.

So that’s where Ja Rule went……her thighs.

No I believe it is more of a blog of pictures of celebrities not airbrushed and staged to within an inch of their lives.

to post number 10 the person on the left really looks like her dancer in this pic

http://www.concertshots.com/May%2003%20Images/cs-Ashanti5-Atlanta5403.JPG

lol… and he’s butt ugly… I dont like Ashanti… the only thing she can write or sing is ” oh baby baby baby” over and over and over and over again… her voice is just blah and she really isn’t that pretty…

What’s with the Elasti girl dancer behind her? Look at her left hand. Mathematically, her arm is 17 feet long……………….And you still can’t see it behind Ashanti…

She just gained a little weight

leave her alone

This Superficial post doesn’t count – the Photoshop job on that picture is much too obvious to even be debated.

The before/after make-up photos are a different thing all together…

Uh-oh!

It’s definitely ashanti, at least when I saw some more pics on gettyimages. There’s another pick with her standing with two dancers and you can see her jumbo thighs.

She looks a lot bigger than she has been in videos.

I think this is the janet jackson syndrome. Get really fat, then go crazy and take off the weight later. Hopefully.

If it wasn’t for the title of the thread, I’d swear that was Latoya Jackson

this is poster number 10 – to post number 28, it’s definitely her in the makeup shot, she has the same nose and smile and everything.

Ashanti has never really been cute, but I do think her butt id quite flat, leg a little celulitey … anyway, she just looks normal – I don’t see her being fat at all.

THATS A HUGE BITCH!!

hahahha, na she could be worse, but still – Ashanti you look disusting. I’ve seen transvestite Prostitutes in the East Village that look better than that!!

Ashanti’s so fat- when she rubs her thighs together, i swear, i smell bacon!

Ooooh SNAP!

Of course she looks smaller in videos. The wonders of modern TV could make ANYONE look smaller. Haven’t you ever seen Mariah’s video for “We belong together”? They make her look super hot. And thin.

Ashanti does look tranny in those pics. SHe’s a short girl, too. So I’m sure that doesn’t help if she put on some weight.

oh, the thighs

Thanks #8, now I’m hungry too! Mmmmmm…brisket

Time to step away from the burritos, Ms. Ashanti. I know we Sisters are known for being thick, but you can’t pull it off like Beyonce can.

http://viking.necrolounge.com/archives/20041130_ashanti1.jpg

Haha fat? maybe now,nobodys perfect.And her fat thighs gives her an perfect apple bottom.1 week in a gym and shes back like that.Super hot that means.:)

Forget the arguement about whether she’s fat or not. I’m still trying to get over The Superficial claiming Ashanti used to be hot?. When was this?. I guess I must have been in a coma or drugged up when this was happening.

I think I’ll still stick to the picture by in post 10. Yep, that’s the Ashanti I know and loathe.

#10 scared me so much that my anus bit down and won’t let up .. I may never be able to poo again =( thanks a lot

I love it when these hot celebs start looking like the rest of us fat asses! Makes me feel better about myself, and hey isn’t that all that really matters.

My granny has the same bathing suit!

#41, if that’s what superhot looks like, I’d hate to see superfugly…

That was absolutely disgusting!!!

wait, who is that, Venus or Serena Williams ?

BAHAHHAHAHA! Holly, I love you, too. You, Papa, and me, baby… VEGAS YEAH. Superficial Manage-Your-Toys, you two. That shit about what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas… good thing too.

As for the poster that says her other thigh looks toned, well, maybe for a T-day feast. It only doesn’t look as bad because cellulite doesn’t appear on the outside of your leg until you get like really super-overweight. Even Mariah doesn’t have it on the outside of her thighs.

I’m down for Vegas, anytime.