If I recall correctly, Ashanti used to be pretty damn hot. You know what else is hot? – burritos, which Ashanti has apparently been eating by the bucketload. I’ve never tried to squeeze a bowling ball into a sandwich bag, and this is why. She doesn’t look terrible, but there’s a time and a place for outfits like that. The time is Opening Day, and the place is the circus.
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SuperSpence | February 13, 2006 at 10:07 am
I like the dark meat, but not that much of it.
eastboundanddown | February 13, 2006 at 10:17 am
I was at Starbuck’s in LaGuardia a couple years ago and this little chubby plain-looking black girl in front of me didn’t have any money for her latte. Rather than wait any longer, I sprung for her $4 drink. She thanked me and said, “I’m sorry. My bodyguard went to the bathroom and has all my money.” Bodyguard? Next thing I know two cashiers from the Healthy Nuts place were asking Ashanti for her autograph. She’s never been hot. Just airbrushed.
Caught Dead In That Dress | February 13, 2006 at 10:32 am
The backing dancer behind her is SO checking out her arse.
uncommonamerican | February 13, 2006 at 10:35 am
I’m confused. You write a paragraph about Ashanti but you include a very obvious picture of a transvestite at a drag revue. There is no doubt in my mind that the “woman” in this picture has testicles and a penis taped up against her anus. I’m not laughing. I’m puking at my desk.
DonLes91 | February 13, 2006 at 10:41 am
Mmmm…celulite is SO hot…
First Janet, now this. Life is OFFICIALLY worth living again. :D
richelle | February 13, 2006 at 10:47 am
It’s tranny-saurus rex.
okiedoke | February 13, 2006 at 10:48 am
“She’s never been hot, just airbrushed.”
Eastboundanddown – I couldn’t agree more. That’s the reality of a vast majority of “celebs” as well.
PapaHotNuts | February 13, 2006 at 10:50 am
Her leg looks like a brisket. Great, now I’m hungry.
billabong021 | February 13, 2006 at 10:54 am
She does look quite fat but I’d still shagg her any day of the week.
Marissa Brown | February 13, 2006 at 10:58 am
All I have to say is this:
http://www.hereinreality.com/ashanti_without_makeup.jpg
richelle | February 13, 2006 at 11:01 am
#10 – ew ew ew – that is not seriously her, is it? whoa.
maritza | February 13, 2006 at 11:02 am
I am not a fan of hers… but that picture has definitely been altered. Maybe she is fat now, but the photo is bogus. Look at the shadin around the arms… c’mon. Amateurs did this!
nichole | February 13, 2006 at 11:02 am
#10: Wow, GOD makeup is a miracle. I only use it so my eyes don’t look so tired and dull. Stars use it for a whole new face! I want to see others w/no makeup.
fame is funny | February 13, 2006 at 11:06 am
Is that hot butter dripping down the inside left leg out of her pants?
if-its-pink-i'll-take-it | February 13, 2006 at 11:07 am
compared to a lot of people she isnt even that fat. its a bad angle and an inappropriate outfit for her size. take mariah carey, for example. by squeezing herself into tiny tight dresses she looks fat and cheap. yet if she wore something more appropriate, she would look lovely.
PKClover | February 13, 2006 at 11:12 am
I think Ashanti looks fantastic. You people are too hard to please. No celebrity is flawless. Britney is fat because she’s a size 6? Nicole is anorexic because she’s a 0? Okay well there I agree … But look at Ashanti’s other leg. It’s toned and shaped quite nicely. Her stomach is flat, and you know would kill for those arms. I am glad she is shaped like a natural woman instead of a diving board.
fame is funny | February 13, 2006 at 11:19 am
‘I’m glad she is shaped like a natural woman instead of a diving board’
That’s one pool I won’t be diving off Lindsay Lohan into…
PapaHotNuts | February 13, 2006 at 11:29 am
Thank you # 16. I was waiting to see which jack-ass would be the first to step up and defend the celebrity. Try and remember which website you are on.
fame is funny | February 13, 2006 at 11:32 am
Wait…no one has said it yet…
I’d hit that…
Wait…no I wouldn’t.
PapaHotNuts | February 13, 2006 at 11:32 am
Again to # 16,
Fucking hilarious post on the Clay Aiken page. That’s the kind of post I expect from you!!
carrie bradshaw | February 13, 2006 at 11:34 am
#10 – I think that first photo is a very lifelike self-portrait of Frida Kahlo, not Ashanti
crazydelicious | February 13, 2006 at 11:36 am
marissa brown, bka # 10, I LOVE YOU.
YOU ARE MY HERO.
tipsymcstagger | February 13, 2006 at 11:37 am
“toned and shaped quite nicely”? In no alternative universe is that blob of humanity nicely shaped. Not even in the alternative universe that encompasses Britney Spears. She. is. just. Yuck.
KMac | February 13, 2006 at 11:38 am
I believe that the Superficial is a blog of bad pictures of otherwise beautiful women.
Cuore56 | February 13, 2006 at 11:42 am
Martin Lawrence was so good in Big Momma’s House 2…oh wait, that’s…not…him.
Nikk The Templar | February 13, 2006 at 12:04 pm
So that’s where Ja Rule went……her thighs.
tipsymcstagger | February 13, 2006 at 12:15 pm
No I believe it is more of a blog of pictures of celebrities not airbrushed and staged to within an inch of their lives.
suzy | February 13, 2006 at 12:15 pm
to post number 10 the person on the left really looks like her dancer in this pic
http://www.concertshots.com/May%2003%20Images/cs-Ashanti5-Atlanta5403.JPG
lol… and he’s butt ugly… I dont like Ashanti… the only thing she can write or sing is ” oh baby baby baby” over and over and over and over again… her voice is just blah and she really isn’t that pretty…
Realistic | February 13, 2006 at 12:28 pm
What’s with the Elasti girl dancer behind her? Look at her left hand. Mathematically, her arm is 17 feet long……………….And you still can’t see it behind Ashanti…
DuckBoy | February 13, 2006 at 12:32 pm
She just gained a little weight
leave her alone
Devil Is Chrome | February 13, 2006 at 12:35 pm
This Superficial post doesn’t count – the Photoshop job on that picture is much too obvious to even be debated.
The before/after make-up photos are a different thing all together…
Vichus Smith | February 13, 2006 at 12:54 pm
Uh-oh!
It’s definitely ashanti, at least when I saw some more pics on gettyimages. There’s another pick with her standing with two dancers and you can see her jumbo thighs.
She looks a lot bigger than she has been in videos.
I think this is the janet jackson syndrome. Get really fat, then go crazy and take off the weight later. Hopefully.
innit | February 13, 2006 at 1:04 pm
If it wasn’t for the title of the thread, I’d swear that was Latoya Jackson
blondi | February 13, 2006 at 1:10 pm
this is poster number 10 – to post number 28, it’s definitely her in the makeup shot, she has the same nose and smile and everything.
ZayMama06 | February 13, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Ashanti has never really been cute, but I do think her butt id quite flat, leg a little celulitey … anyway, she just looks normal – I don’t see her being fat at all.
tis GLAM | February 13, 2006 at 1:22 pm
THATS A HUGE BITCH!!
hahahha, na she could be worse, but still – Ashanti you look disusting. I’ve seen transvestite Prostitutes in the East Village that look better than that!!
Ashanti’s so fat- when she rubs her thighs together, i swear, i smell bacon!
Ooooh SNAP!
playahater101 | February 13, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Of course she looks smaller in videos. The wonders of modern TV could make ANYONE look smaller. Haven’t you ever seen Mariah’s video for “We belong together”? They make her look super hot. And thin.
Ashanti does look tranny in those pics. SHe’s a short girl, too. So I’m sure that doesn’t help if she put on some weight.
sabahat | February 13, 2006 at 1:54 pm
oh, the thighs
Cococurious | February 13, 2006 at 2:00 pm
Thanks #8, now I’m hungry too! Mmmmmm…brisket
Miss Skyline | February 13, 2006 at 2:13 pm
Time to step away from the burritos, Ms. Ashanti. I know we Sisters are known for being thick, but you can’t pull it off like Beyonce can.
Encore | February 13, 2006 at 2:17 pm
http://viking.necrolounge.com/archives/20041130_ashanti1.jpg
Haha fat? maybe now,nobodys perfect.And her fat thighs gives her an perfect apple bottom.1 week in a gym and shes back like that.Super hot that means.:)
ShanDourdan | February 13, 2006 at 2:26 pm
Forget the arguement about whether she’s fat or not. I’m still trying to get over The Superficial claiming Ashanti used to be hot?. When was this?. I guess I must have been in a coma or drugged up when this was happening.
I think I’ll still stick to the picture by in post 10. Yep, that’s the Ashanti I know and loathe.
HollyJ | February 13, 2006 at 2:43 pm
#10 scared me so much that my anus bit down and won’t let up .. I may never be able to poo again =( thanks a lot
Retro Kitten | February 13, 2006 at 2:56 pm
I love it when these hot celebs start looking like the rest of us fat asses! Makes me feel better about myself, and hey isn’t that all that really matters.
MeLisseOnFire | February 13, 2006 at 3:07 pm
My granny has the same bathing suit!
Caught Dead In That Dress | February 13, 2006 at 3:10 pm
#41, if that’s what superhot looks like, I’d hate to see superfugly…
Bogart | February 13, 2006 at 3:18 pm
That was absolutely disgusting!!!
Magus | February 13, 2006 at 3:20 pm
wait, who is that, Venus or Serena Williams ?
LickyLicky | February 13, 2006 at 3:33 pm
BAHAHHAHAHA! Holly, I love you, too. You, Papa, and me, baby… VEGAS YEAH. Superficial Manage-Your-Toys, you two. That shit about what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas… good thing too.
As for the poster that says her other thigh looks toned, well, maybe for a T-day feast. It only doesn’t look as bad because cellulite doesn’t appear on the outside of your leg until you get like really super-overweight. Even Mariah doesn’t have it on the outside of her thighs.
PapaHotNuts | February 13, 2006 at 3:58 pm
I’m down for Vegas, anytime.