A-Rod to Cynthia Rodriguez: Remember that prenup you signed…

July 31st, 2008 // 71 Comments

New York Yankee Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez’s lawyers responded to Cynthia Rodriguez’s divorce petition today. Cynthia was asking for “the couple’s $12 million waterfront estate and ‘equitable distribution’ of all assets acquired during the marriage.” Except she signed a prenup which A-Rod is sticking to. He’s also pushing to have allegations of extramarital affairs stricken from the record because Florida is a no-fault divorce state making the claims “immaterial and impertinent.” Also, he doesn’t want it legally documented that he banged Madonna. NY Daily News reports:

Rodriguez, whose 10-year, $275 million contract with the Yankees makes him baseball’s highest-paid player, says several times in the response he wants the prenup enforced.
“Husband denies any duty to support wife beyond those obligations specifically set out in the parties’ prenuptial agreement,” the papers say. What those terms are wasn’t immediately known, but apparently they don’t suit Cynthia. If he has to go to court to fight her challenge to the prenup and wins, he says he’s entitled to recover from his wife any “reasonable attorney’s fees and costs” he incurs.

It sounds like A-Rod doesn’t fuck around. Not counting all those strippers and the Crypt Keeper.


  1. wtf

    edit penalty box

  2. Harry Ballzack

    ” IT’S FOOTBALL SEASON AND I’VE GOT TCKETS TO THE HOME OPENER !!! ”

    ” W0000T “

  3. venomhed

    “Venomhed your friends are obviously ugly loosers because only ugly loosers get divorced and bitter”

    With spelling like that, do I really need to comment?

  4. me

    BAHAHAHA Cynthia got owned. WTF did you except when you signed a prenuptial. You want to stay in your lifestyle as a millionaire and live in a mansion, but u are a filthy poor slut without A-rod. No A-rod no money. I don’t get how women marry rich people then expect their lifestyle to stay the same when they aren’t with them anymore. Hello, they are the millionaire you are just an eye candy whore.

  5. wtf

    Venomhead only the anal complain about spelling when they have no other arguments. It is known as the last resort for losers. Spelling and grammar mistakes are a trap for anal douches. You set the trap and reel in the dorks and win the argument.

    Venomhead you have to find someone you like as much as yourself, someone who adds to your life, but if you hate yourself it’s impossible. It’s damn nice to have a big strong man to keep away the losers that hit on you everyday or to have someone to make you a big delicious meal and give you a lap dance. It’s nice to have someone to complain about your ass hole parents to, a person who hates their parents also. It just makes you stronger, it’s like being yourself, but twice as strong and it’s exclusive and everyone likes being part of something exclusive where others are not welcome.

    The thing is the majority of people are not worthy of it, because when it’s good it’s the best thing on earth.

  6. JimmyBachaFungool

    Derek Jeter has been romantically linked to Lance Bass and Jimmy Fallon.

  7. Name

    “Derek Jeter has been romantically linked to Lance Bass and Jimmy Fallon.”

    I thought Jimmy Fallon was a Red Socks fan, not a pick sock fan

  8. Name

    ^pink

  9. Why is he looking at his daughter that way? He should be looking at his wife that way.

  10. you are great. and i just found out your secret that you have joined an online wealthy or celeb or something club ?W e a l t h y L o v e s. c om?, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,where you are seeking a sexy girl for extramarital relationship.there! lol

  11. If guys would just avoid marriage, they wouldn’t have to worry about their bitter, vindictive soon-to-be-exs trying to weasel out of the prenuptial agreement (if they were smart enough to get one).

    Ever notice how many bridal magazines there are aimed at women? How many wedding magazines are there for men? None, because they would never sell.

    Women are the ones who crave marriage, because they are the ones who benefit the most from it. Men should just avoid marriage, keep their wealth intact, and stay free to hit it and quit it.

  12. veggi

    Did i forget to mention how much I hate A-rod cause he’s a fucking spic!? And its his people’s fault that I am the way I am (you know, poor, stupid, ugly, fat, etc.). Fuck him and his ability to succeed in a country that was put on earth for the sole benefit of white people like myself!

  13. thedongerneedfood

    @ 61 – You’re a little mistaken in your assumptions there. The fact of the matter is, the “you have to get married or you’re an abject failure” message is literally rammed down most women’s throats from the time they’re little kids. Think of it this way: we call unmarried men “bachelors”; unmarried women are “old maids.”

    IMO, the reason a lot of women are hungering after marriage is because a) they don’t want to raise kids alone, and b) they’re sick of being judged for being single.

    There are definite advantages to being happily married, but really, from what I’ve seen, it doesn’t benefit women any more in practice than it does men.

    Of course, you’re free to disagree with me (and I’m sure you will).

  14. @63, you make some valid observations, but whatever the reasons, be it the ones I stated or the ones you stated, the fact remains that it is women (in general), not men, who crave marriage and are the ones pressuring and manipulating the opposite sex into marriage.

    Women don’t want to raise kids alone? Then why are there so many unwed and single mothers? And who is “judging” women for being single, is it men? No, it’s other women! That’s why women parade around flaunting their new engagement rings, to show other women how much better they are at getting what they want out of men. Like having an expensive handbag or more attractive babies, it’s all to gain status over other women. Women are the ones who pity unmarried women, not men. You ladies are your own worst enemies.

    There are advantages to being married for women, but not men. Because when the marriage fails as it does 50% of the time, it’s likely that the woman is going to walk away with half the guy’s stuff PLUS ongoing payments for past use of her vagina, AKA alimony or “vaginamony” PLUS “child support” payments that she can spend any way she wants to.

  15. the law

    Just for the record, if anyone’s interested in knowing something real about prenups, it’s basically impossible to avoid some equitable distribution of the assets which were acquired during the marriage. Marriage is a partnership, and while one partner is off making money, the other is contributing in other ways, and they almost always get credit for that. Does that mean she’ll get 50%, no probably not, but just so everyone understands, prenups cover assets in existence before the marriage.

  16. Ferdinand Narcos

    I wonder if Lenny Kravitz’s cock is worth $12 mil?

  17. He works his private hours in a GAY-BAR?

  18. Narcissist

    He dropped the A-Bomb on her! That’ll teach her silly ass, expecting him to honor solemn vows! HAHAHAHA!

  19. hatitforyou

    oil and water don’t mix.when will people learn.

  20. I pray and hope that A-Rod and his wife work things out and patch things up for the sake of their children. I also hope that A-Rod does not stray from his wife anymore. I have seen them at times together and they seemed to be in love. So I really do hope and pray that things do work for their marriage and they stay together.

  21. That’s very funny~ i like this post!

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