Arnold Schwarzenegger crashes motorcycle


Arnold Schwarzenegger crashed his motorcycle over the weekend, with his 12-year old son Patrick riding in the sidecar. They were both wearing helmets and weren’t seriously injured, but they were taken to St. John’s Hospital where Arnold got 15 stitches in his lip. All he needs to do now is get engaged to a homosexual and his transformation into Katie Holmes will be nearly complete.

Crash Terminates Arnold’s Joyride [E! Online]