Arnold Wants in on this Mel Gibson Action

July 22nd, 2010 // 39 Comments

Because topical humor is always the best way for politicians to mask how horribly ineffective they truly are, Arnold Schwarzenegger decided to pepper a speech yesterday with a few Mel Gibson jokes. Haha! Domestic abuse. ZING! Popeater reports:

While speaking with a group of utility commissioners in Sacramento, Schwarzenegger noted that while BP seems to have contained its well, “no one has figured out how to contain Mel Gibson.” Not bad, Mr. Governor.
Schwarzenegger even addressed Gibson’s expletive-filled phone calls that have been monopolizing headlines each day, asking the participants to turn off their cell phones “because we are expecting a call from him.”
In response to the ribbing, Gibson’s spokesperson, Alan Nierob, said he’s happy to hear Schwarzenegger is keeping a sense of humor and that “He’s obviously paving the way for a return to showbiz.”

“Also, any Jews in de aww-dience ve got a special camp dat’s ‘con-see-trated’ just to keep you safe from Mel. But don’t try de showers! Vahaha!

Too soon?”

Photo: Splash News

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  1. Deacon Jones

    Not too soon.

    That’s why Ahnold is the fucking man.

    “Pumping Iron” is one of the best movies ever created.

    • You must not live in California. He is a fucking dick head!!

      • Deacon Jones

        I don’t. Wish I did though. Cali girls love an east coast acent for some reason.

      • Jimbo, I live in CA. He did the best with a system that was already failing. CA was already in the red due to Gov. Davis. A massive loss of revenue no one has ever been able to explain, not even Davis himself. Oh and as far as him cutting entitlements and public employee salaries? There is NO MONEY. The actions of people previous to him caused a lot of small business to leave the state, as well as the businesses of Silicon Valley. No business means less pay roll taxes, means less people employed, means less income taxes and more people on unemployment, means less people buying everyday goods, means less sales tax, means less money for entitlements overall.

        Government created jobs? Yeah they seem good, they will start making money move around, but they function differently than private jobs, those workers are paid out of whatever the government has taken in as taxes.

    • I Threw Up In My Mouth

      And so all of his Nazi background is excused, I suppose by him having lifted a heavy object and put it back down?

      • He has no Nazi background. In fact, he requested an investigation be done of his family to prove that his father, who some suspected of Nazi ties during WWII, had no actual connection to the Nazis.

        Don’t spread serious libel about the man just because you apparently don’t like him.

      • Robot

        @I threw up… Don’t just spread lies come on we have enough problem.
        @Jimbo I live in CA I think he’s the man, he may not be the best governor, but he was the best option…As sad as that’s to say.

      • McFeely Smackup

        Nazi background?

        Maybe you’re not aware, but Arnold was born 2 years after wwII ENDED.

      • Aussie Mama

        i’m not very bright, but i can lift heavy weights.
        i’m sure mel would take that on the chin, he’s known for his pranks n humor himself. hell, he would expect to be the butt of all jokes at the moment.
        i still reckon he’ll be ok and prove this to be not all as it seems.

  2. Just what California needs is for Arnold to leave politics and take up comedy. He sucks at both.

  3. Zero

    FIRSTARDS,YOU MOTHERFUCKING WASTES OF SPERM!!

    I guess,I just pissed you off right?

  4. zing!

    “Also, any Jews in de aww-dience ve got a special camp dat’s ‘con-see-trated’ just to keep you safe from Mel. But don’t try de showers! Vahaha!”

    LMFAO

  5. Crabby Old Guy

    Question: What is the only thing more useless than an actor?
    Answer: A politician

  6. Ben Dover

    I have become a huge Mel fan since this ! He should run for Governor of California. He could get rid of all the ILLEGALS and get the budget back on track.

  7. Cock Dr

    Another fabulous photo of formerly sexiest man alive Mel Gibson.
    I love Ahnold…….but I don’t live in CA either. Thank god!

  8. M

    Best. Picture. Ever.

  9. Milo

    In that photo of Mel, percent chance that there is a Star of David hanging from that necklace: 0.00%

  10. Joe Momma

    We, the Californians, are fools to have elected him to office in the first place. It’s our fault, not Ah-nold’s, that we’re tens of billions in debt…well, the Mexicans are also partly to blame

    • Joe,

      We were not fools the first time. He said all of the things that needed to be said. It was becoming very obvious by his second term that he was a complete douche bag. Now look at what are choices are Old balls Jerry Brown that has already fucked this state up or Arnold the second Meg Whitman…

    • Not our fault, Davis’s, and we were already in the red long before he took office, remember that special election we had to remove Davis from office because of how quickly he threw us into the negative? That is how Arnold became gov.

  11. sean

    Satan is behind the smearing of Mel Gibson because he’s raging mad about Mel’s movie “The Passion of the Christ”. Ever since that movie was made and was so successful, the Devil has been scheming to destroy Mel. I bet Oksana is one of Satan’s demons sent as a mole to seduce Mel and then destroy his career so he couldn’t make anymore Christian movies. It was Satan’s plan all along.

    • mensa

      Oh, that Satan, always causing a ruckus. *chuckle*

    • Satan must have filled his mind with all those comments he made too, and his actions.

      • Oh, he absolutely did. Because Satan is hellbent to prevent any more Christian movies since of course they’d be bigger, more emotional, more controversial and far worse than “Passion.” Yeah, it’s absolutely vital that “Apostlelypto 4,” the story of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John never gets made. I hear he hates popcorn, too.

    • Wiley

      You’re obviously right on with this humourous observation. The Jews threw out everything they had against Mel: media and financial institutional control as well as the Jewish Gestapo and they couldn’t stop Mel. He produced and financed his own movie and made a billion dollars doing it. Jews thought they could force Mel to rewrite the Christian Bible and that Christians would support that and they were completely wrong on both accounts. Scared the shit out of them and now they won’t just give it up, ever. What they don’t realize is just how much their effort hurt their cause. Shouldn’t mess around with someone else’s religion!

    • Aussie Mama

      hollywood, the royals, all the heirarchy are stan worshipers, this is their religion.
      google satanic logos, 666 logos. it’s all around us.

  12. Doc Schweinstrudel

    I think he stole that joke from Letterman? Have you guys seen Beverly Hills Anger Management cartoon on youtube? Now THAT IS FUNNY. Describing Mel so well years back!

  13. Mama Pinkus

    Mel and Arnold are both disgusting.

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  15. Janet Jackson

    Too soon. Oh GOD, I needed that laugh. I love you and thank you.

  16. captain america

    so americans don’t have humor.
    ……….sorry.

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