If you didn’t know by now, Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s memoirs, Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story, comes out next month, so he’s in full promotion mode because he has 27 illegitimate children scattered across the nation and dey are hungry. So here he is talking to Bill Simmons about the time he went out to dinner with Wilt Chamberlain in Mexico City and didn’t let Andre the Giant pay which is awesome for the mental imagery alone but would’ve been nice if it ended with, “And dat’s when I developed a taste for middle-aged Mexican woman dat still haunts me to this day- Vait, is dat your maid? Introduce me to her.”
Huge thanks to Lucion in the comments for this gem. No exaggeration, this is the greatest thing I’ll see all day, if not all week.
UPDATE: I spoke too soon.