Of Course Arnold Schwarzenegger Used To Hang Out With Wilt Chamberlain

September 26th, 2012 // 12 Comments
Arnold Schwarzenegger
WATCH: Arnold Didn't Let Andre The Giant Pay For Dinner

If you didn’t know by now, Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s memoirs, Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story, comes out next month, so he’s in full promotion mode because he has 27 illegitimate children scattered across the nation and dey are hungry. So here he is talking to Bill Simmons about the time he went out to dinner with Wilt Chamberlain in Mexico City and didn’t let Andre the Giant pay which is awesome for the mental imagery alone but would’ve been nice if it ended with, “And dat’s when I developed a taste for middle-aged Mexican woman dat still haunts me to this day- Vait, is dat your maid? Introduce me to her.”

Huge thanks to Lucion in the comments for this gem. No exaggeration, this is the greatest thing I’ll see all day, if not all week.

UPDATE: I spoke too soon.

Video: Grantland


  1. XGL

    Who is your maid and what does she do?

  2. Stinky Joe

    Arnie, Andre, and Wilt. I would love to see that.

  3. Cock Dr

    So many hair plugs…so many eye lifts.

  4. The Royal Penis

    His face skin has been stretched over his skull so many times that he’s starting to look like the earlier Terminator’s before skynet made them with skin.

  5. Gabe Kaplan

    His book should have been called ‘Predator’ with a forward by Chris Hanson.

  6. Gabe Kaplan

    Chris Hansen

  7. bolbol


  8. SnarkSnatch

    Wow, so not surprised. The sun coming up tomorrow would be more surprising than Arnold and Wilt.

    God, put a fucking bag over his head already.

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