Now that Arnold Schwarzenegger is a single man, Photo Boy and I felt we’d give him a hand re-entering the groping dating scene by making these already dapper shots of him in Brentwood yesterday even more tantalizing to the opposite sex. Granted, we don’t usually do memes, we also don’t usually spend an entire morning talking in Arnold voices over Skype like a horrible SNL sketch. Anyhow, this is the end result of all that, so enjoy the fruits of our dicking around.
Adding… FYI, Arnold likes to grope a lot. We might have been a tad too subtle about that. Just a tad.
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Hahahaha perfect.
Hasta La Vista, Marriage.
First one is gold. It’s gold, Jerry! Gold!
“I can promise you when I go to Sacramento, I will grope up Sacramento.”
“I just use my muscles as a conversation piece, like someone walking a cheetah down 42nd Street.”
[actual quote]
“If it bleeds, I will finga it.”
“Well while you’re fingahin’ it, I hope ya leave enough room for my fist becuz I’m gonna to ram it into your pussy and break your DAMN SPINE!”
ha!
Oh, stop. This isn’t perez
“I want to scare you AND pump you…up”
We are having an Anschluss in my pants, and you are invited, mein Maedchen.
He would need a salve for the burning sensation then…. OH! *Dice Exclamation
FTW!
Arnold: “Please excuse my behavior, when I was bodybuilding I must have taken too many grope hormones..”
“Grope with me if you wanna live!”
+1
I hope he doesn’t go after the 3 boobed chick from Total Recall. I called her first.
lol
I Kan Haz Tuna?
Awful.
Why are they all grope jokes?
Because Arnie likes the grope.
hahahaha!
He’ll score…even looking like an embalmed Frankenstein.
“Yah, lick mein flahbby ahshole. You vill lick my flahbby ahsshole. Drape mein loose ass skin over your head, like an old day camera, and steek your tongue in mein stahrfeesh.”
That was the funniest thing I ever read. Had to copy and mass text to all my (1) friends.
leave the Govenator alone. He would of done a great job if California Wasn’t so FD Up. long live the socialist republic of california. Hay Dems want a model of what this country will look like if you have your way. amnesty, social programs and bankrupt
Troll fail.
The only downside to the divorce is that they will probably both throw themselves into their work.
This is the first time Fish has been involved in “fruit dicking” that didn’t involve a cantaloupe… It always involves Skyping tho…. :)
Well, the divorce should go smoothly. Maria already sucked all the “Mr. Universe” aura right out of him… All he has left is an aura of “Will Commit Sexual Assault in a Bagel Shop Line”.
Yeah, that and a couple of hundred million dollars.
Please tell me you’re channeling the “Pink Is the New Blog” guy rather than Perez.
Maybe he can hookup with Lindsay Lohan, it would be just like recreating the final scene of “Devil in Miss Jones.” , only Arnold would be obsessed with groping Lindsay and she would be looking for non-existent hidden drugs and want nothing to do with him. Now that’s a vision of Hell, I could enjoy watching!
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Lindsay waunts to Fauhk wit me? She is a choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!
I remember when I was in 7th grade I was really obsessed with these KISS dolls because you could play sex games on them (and I don’t mean the band, yikes), and there was an Arnie one that used a picture from his bodybuilder days. He had to pose nude for something and his dick was right there, in plain view. This was before Photoshop users were any good at it yet, so I think it was probably a real photo… he had a tiny pencil dick. I had assumed he would be hung like a horse, because I still had no idea what steroids were at the time. Since he kind of gave me a girl boner in Conan and Terminator, I was pretty disappointed.
… he should have just stuck with his wife. She probably doesn’t even laugh at it anymore.
Thanks, but I’ll pass on this….
so this man was governor of california?
……….serious?
SERIOUS!!
Austrian hunk on the prowl. Rawr!
Fix your stylesheet fucko.
Arnold is the biggest scum bag ever. Commuted the sentence of this murderer piece of shit kid:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/03/schwarzeneggers-commutations_n_803572.html
I hope you catch many STDs Arnold.
:)
Hey baabeee! You vant to heft ma dumbell?
BTW, your mems suck shit.
only a rightwing gold-digging whore would want that used up piece of shit
+1
not funny
Maybe he can go back to Rio and grope some “beautiful mulatto bodies”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdIjJ8efftk
I particularly like the eye groping going on in this picture…..BUTT wait:
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/03/arnold-schwarzenegger-in-rio-possibly-the-best-video-ever#more-42279
that might not be a girl!
Wirklich komisch nicht und eine Verschwendung meiner Zeit. Diese Website wurde weit gefallen und es macht mich traurig.
He’s hoping to hook up with a woman whose boobs aren’t quite as saggy as his.
None of the memes are funny. Not even in a ‘theyre so bad, theyre funny’ way.
i can hardly believe these 2 are DIVORCED.It seems like such a match made by the LOVE GODS.
She, a Kennedy, from a wealthy political family, of the finest pedigree- married to a German beer drinking dude who once lifted heavy weights.
Ya, that marriage had forever, written all over it.
o.k let me go clean my ass now, cause I have sticky buns.
I said STOP.
You aren’t and shouldn’t want to be some PEREZ clone.
Keep deleting my comments. thanks.
Ahnald’s ready for love? Sounds like one of the droogs from clockwork orange–
viddy well ahss-hole, viddy well
this is the only funny one
If he keeps his mouth shut I’d play with his old man balls