Arnold Schwarzenegger & Maria Shriver Are Getting Back Together. Why Not?

Arnold Schwarzenegger banged and groped hundreds of women behind his wife’s back, knocking up all of them including the maid who pretended Arnold’s bastard son was another man’s even though the kid looked just like Arnold and somehow always got invited on family vacations without the benefit of being allowed to have genuine, honest moments with his dad and siblings. On the other hand, Maria Shriver looks like the goddamn Predator, so really, there was no other way for this to end. TMZ reports:

TMZ broke the story … Maria has been having second thoughts about pulling the plug on the marriage — despite Arnie knocking up the family maid — because of her deeply held religious views.
Arnold hadn’t been photographed in his wedding band in months, but over the past few days — Arnold dusted off the ol’ ring and reminded the world he’s STILL a married man.

Keep in mind, these pics of Maria Shriver wearing her wedding ring are from this morning, so apparently someone really can’t wait to keep a cold marital bed again and get back to some good old-fashioned denial. She’s going to ignore all that groping so good.

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