Arnold Schwarzenegger Isn’t An Actor, He’s A Goddamn Chameleon

“When it burns, it grows.” – Actual line spoken at this exact moment

In an effort to raise funds for After-School All Stars, the Governator’s charity that provides academic and athletic support for underprivileged kids, Arnold Schwarzenegger filmed a viral video where he goes undercover at Gold’s Gym and hilariously sexually harasses women with impunity. For da children, of course, and also about de aht of physical comedy vere it looks like a woman is putting my penis in her mouth, but really she is drinking the vater: It vas very vunny, and you know, something I like to do for da kids. Dey’re really counting on me:

Arnold Schwarzenegger Undercover Golds Gym

“Dis is strictly about propah hydration. I promise you dere is not a man vith a camera making dis look like you are giving me a blowjo,. I vould never do dat to you. Now hold dis bottle of Vindex, it helps with da breathing.”