Yep, We’re Gonna Keep Looking At Ariel Winter’s Buttcheeks

I somehow just realized in that Anthony Weiner post that this site is a penetration shot away from being full blown porn, so here’s Ariel Winter’s buttcheeks again and certainly not for the last time. I know that each time I post these, I not only endanger Burt Reynolds’ life, but I also chip away the part of my soul that makes me vow death before I’ll ever ask “Do you want onions on that?” again. But goddammit, if this site is going to be the internet’s late night premium cable channel, it’s going to be the best. We’re talking Cinemax, where they just show porn with a houseplant in front of the crotches, not that soft lens, Silk Stalkings with tits bullshit they have over at HBO.

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