Ariel Winter Still Has Those Boobs
Because I’m trying to do a better job on keeping my finger on the forgotten man’s pulse so I don’t get replaced by a Nazi blogging robot whose every punchline is, “Do you enjoy the female specimen? Grab them by the pussy box beep blarp. Unless they’re Mexican.” (Way too many of you want that now, don’t you? Sonofabitch.) So here’s Ariel Winter’s breasts at the Glamour Women of the Year Summit. They’re still huge, which I’m not going to lie, I was worried about. 2016 isn’t over yet. Stay woke.