Ariel Winter’s Boobs Aren’t Another Famous Person Dying Today

If you Google Ariel Winter right now, you’ll see no less than 800 results about this outfit because the entire internet runs on tit photos. (Or you’ll get nothing because Prince dying crashed everything. His last gift to the world…) No one will ever admit it, but all the thinkpieces and political posts are simply the bed we hide them under so our mom doesn’t find them. Not unlike that incredibly profound statement I made solely for the purpose of looking like I have anything of value to add that isn’t a boob photo. Which obviously I don’t. You read it.

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