Arianny Celeste In A Bikini And Other News

- How Katie Holmes is making Nicole Kidman look like she basically abandoned Isabelle and Connor and why that caused Rupert Murdoch to start tweeting about Scientology. [Lainey Gossip]

- Time to open up a can of dead-sexy. [theCHIVE]

- David Beckham starting a fight with a soccer mascot while looking like an unhinged Christian Bale if Christian Bale fought for the south in the Civil War. [BuzzFeed]

- Meet Brad Pitt’s brother Doug. [Dlisted]

- Jennifer Lawrence is apparently the new “old Scarlett Johansson.” [Popoholic]

- Celebslam Presents: The Hottest Twitpics of June [Celebslam]

- Maria Menounos is still tweeting bikini pics. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lindsay Lohan only has a year left to live. [TooFab]

- Micaela Schaefer topless, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Mel Gibson’s step-mother got a restraining order against him. [Starpulse]

- Rob Schneider apparently went to the Jenny McCarthy School Of Thinking You Know More Than Medical Science. [FilmDrunk]

- So remember how this season of Eastbound & Down was supposed to be the last? Just kidding! [HuffPost Entertainment]

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