Arianny Celeste in a Bikini and Other News

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- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems never take federal holidays. [theCHIVE]

- 20 GIFs Of The Woman Addicted To Her Gigantic 38KKK Breasts seems like the appropriate follow up. [BuzzFeed]

- The Academy has dick envy of Michael Fassbender is how I read this. [Huffington Post]

- Robin Thicke is about to be sent to his room above the garage. [Dlisted]

- Somebody made Cindy Crawford watch an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. [Lainey Gossip]

- Audrina Patridge’s wonk-boobs are shrink-wrapped in sparkly purple this time. Neat. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Bar Refaeli playing tennis in her underwear. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Kate Upton lives in bikinis. I don’t have a problem with that. [Popoholic]

- The Strangest Collection of Celebrity Star Trek Cameos Ever: C’mon, Tom Morello? [TooFab]

- Nobody cares about Nate Dogg’s sex tape. [TMZ]

- Crispin Glover’s hardcore cerebral palsy sex movie may never be released on DVD. CURSE YOU, GOD! [FilmDrunk]

- Speaking of hardcore cerebral palsy sex (there’s literally no way to transition from that), here’s The Best Sports Hottie from Each State. [Bleacher Report]

- JLo is in Brazil for Carnival because she’s so young, fun and carefree. [Popsugar]

- Josh Duhamel drags Rosie Huntington-Whiteley into his trashing of Transformers 4. [Just Jared]

- Maria Menounos has food stuck in her teeth. Would Not Bang. [Celebslam]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Tori Praver [Heavy]

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