Ariana Grande Has Demands
Ariana Grande looks like a 12-year-old Jennifer Lopez which is probably why she’s so huge on the Internet right now, but enough about the thoughts that keep me awake at night. Anyway, also like JLo, she now travels with a list of demands that has horribly been leaked because, again, how old is this kid? 13? I’ll not ask about Mariah Carey you! Via News Australia:
All media who were granted an audience with the 21-year-old singer were instructed to steer clear of delicate topics during her promotional visit this week.
DON’T ask questions about:
(2) Mariah Carey
(3) Sam & Cat/Jennette McCurdy
(4) Working/collaborating with Justin Bieber
(5) Her grandfather passing away
Photographers were also given last-minute instructions from the Problem star’s minders.
*DON’T use natural light.
*DO shoot only from the left side of her face.
And here’s all of that worked out:
Grande’s first sitting for mX newspaper was a stop-start affair, with the singer checking each frame after it was taken and asking for shots she wasn’t pleased with to be deleted.
After a few minutes she left the hotel suite, complaining to her reps that she was unhappy with how her top looked in the poses.
Everyone assumed she had just gone back to her room at The Darling Hotel to change her outfit.
After another 20 minutes of waiting for Grande to switch outfits, one of her representatives returned, demanding the mX photographer delete all his photos.
The photogrpaher refused – and was later approached by a member of the singer’s security team who attempted to prevent him from closing the tailgate on his car as he stowed his equipment.
And that, “AW SHIT, JIGGA! ALL OVER MY LOONEY TUNES TAT!” was Justin Bieber ejaculating after somebody just read that to him. Stealing cameras and deleting pics? That’s his dick-jam, son.