Everybody Hates Ariana Grande

“Oh, yeah, I like this.” – Someone with a probation officer

Earlier in the week, Ariana Grande was accused of being a 12-year-old (Shut up, that girl is 12. SHE’S 12!) pain in the ass diva in Australia which she naturally denied. Except here comes Giuliani Rancic with her own tale of dealing with Little Miss Only Shoot Me From The Left. Via Fishwrapper:

“I think she does have a little bit of a diva thing going on, I don’t know if that’s just part of the image she wants out there, like ‘I’m a young Mariah, I’m a diva,’ because I remember, I think it was at the AMAs, she came up on the platform, and normally I stand on this side [her left side] to the camera — I had to fight 13 years to get this side to the camera, it’s my good side, but I fought 13 years for this, OK? Little Ariana comes over, I feel like BING, elbow in my side, I’m like ‘what’s going on?’ and they push me to the other side. So I had to be on my ugly side. But I felt like a little bit of a, you know it was like ‘you either get on the other side or we don’t do an interview,’ and I just felt like it’s one thing if it’s Mariah, you know, I’ll get on any side, I’ll bend down, I’ll climb a ladder, whatever it takes to get Mariah to do an interview. But when you’re new on the block, when you’re trying to earn your stripes, you’re young, you just gotta do what you gotta do, try to get a great reputation, try to go overboard to please people.”

Keep in mind, Ariana is managed by Scooter Braun, the same man responsible for Justin Bieber, and his ability to turn little shitheads into even bigger shitheads practically qualifies as sorcery. Although, his clients do want to be shirtless all the time which would be awesome in Ariana’s case if I was a pedophile because I don’t give a fuck what Wikipedia says, that girl is 12. I’M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I SEE A BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

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