Ariana Grande & Big Sean Broke Up

Earlier in the month, Big Sean threw a hissy fit after Justin Bieber touched Ariana Grande on stage, and she makes people literally carry her like a baby, so apparently that’s not how relationships are supposed to work because they just broke up. E! News reports:

The two released the following joint statement Monday morning: “They both care deeply for each other and remain close friends. We kindly ask that the media respect their wish for privacy regarding this personal matter at this time.”

*crumples up piece of paper with ‘1. carry like baby 2. JEALOUSY’ written on it, throws it in the trash, sighs, looks out the window* — Wait a minute. What if I make a woman carry me like a baby… and then she gets jealous if Justin Bieber touches me! Holy shit, that’s it! – *picks up phone* – Hello, operator? Tell Justin I’ll do it. He’ll know what it means.

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