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So David Blaine is dead, right? Magic is awesome!!!

What's up with this ... I think he should stay in his damn bubble ... what a FREAK !

I'm fairly certain he is the Anti-Christ.

Apparently it was considered cheating anyway because he was breathing pure oxygen beforehand. He would have to have gone something like 15 minutes. So he didn't just fail it, he really failed it.

David Blaine turns me on in a nerdy kind of way.

I could think of better goals in life ... having the most shoes, filling my two walk-in closets completely, sporting the hottest man on my arm ... lmao ... But holding my breath and staying in a bubble ... Sounds so not fun- very dreadful !

I know how he can top himself next time though...the most death defying stunt of all... Sleeping with Paris Hilton without a condom

I don't know you guys... I think David Blaine is exciting. It's the houdini kinda thing - you watch because it may be the last time. And if he DOES make it, it's still pretty impressive.

Ha ha! Failing in front of millions of people. This guy is a bona fide freak.

eh, he'll try again next year

didn't he fail the ice box thing?

This could also be a stunt for "Longest Time Spent In Utero".

I was really hoping that there would've been a more spectacular ending to this whole "magic trick."

Namely, Blaine melting when he touched water.

You know, because witches do that.

I agree with both #5 and #7.

Shit, I better go to confession quick.

TCLTC

I held my breath for 3 minutes once, I wasn't under water though, it was in a Taxi cab in Baltimore.... Man those Arabs stink something fierce..........

who's douche is he floating in? maybe that chick with the crotch froth
he might have been swimming with herpes which is a little bit like swimming with dolphins only different

Hmmm... confined to a small, uncomfortable space, feeling like you're drowning every second and failing miserably in the end.

And he did this for what, seven days?

I'm not impressed. I get the same feeling every day when I go to the office. Try it for twelve years, then we'll talk.

Go back to slight of hand, David. These self imposed endurance tests are not magic. They're just some kind of weird masochistic masturbation.

Another waste of time, money and resources...maybe he should try disappearing into thin air or time-travelling back to the 12th century so they could burn him for witchcraft.

Alternatively, he could just fuck off and work in a call centre - if you can handle that for more than 7 minutes then you a true hero

He should lock himself in a safe that's headed for Niagara falls.

@19 - If Blaine tried to work in a call center he'd have to move to India. I don't think he's up for that.

I was hoping it would either be death or glory. Instead he's just a loser.

This was all in preparation for Blaine's next big event - curling up for one week inside Oprah's minge. He's going to need to hold his breath for longer than 7 minutes for that one.

did better then I could do, but still not good enough... he sucks lol

#16
Try holding your breath for an entire flight. I had to sick behind some East Indians, and they reeked of garlic and curry. Plus they were drinking Slurpees.
Stereotypes are so much fun.

*sit*
But I was sick by the end of the flight.

Okay, I'll give all the losers here oxygen by hose and no food for a week. Then let's see who can hold their breath for the record.

Not every goal of physical stamina is going to be met in the attempt. I like David Blaine. He once dated Fiona Apple who made a great first album. Then she said she was going to boycott the business because someone told her to eat something.

Or something like that.

David Blaine is still cool. He's making serious coin trying to do the 21st century Houdini. I give him credit for his toughness.

I don't give any credit to the braying biyatches.
Bunch of jackals.

He's Realy good At WHAT HE DOES THOUGH. HE TRIED. I like David Blaine.

#18 -- I agree. Where's his attractive assistant? His magic cape? His saw? Unless you have those things, you are very definitely NOT magic.

The real question is, with that artfully trimmed man-stubble, why isn't he a memeber of 98 degrees?

Oh Sheva, are you here to replace lambananas?

Can we now be done with his dog & pony shows.... so tired of this David Copperfield wanna be.... we were done with this crap in the 80's.....

Houdini he will never be

Can we now be done with his dog & pony shows.... so tired of this David Copperfield wanna be.... we were done with this crap in the 80's.....

Houdini he will never be

waitasec how did he go to the bathroom in there?

Tom Cruise can hold his breath way longer than David Blaine. He's had lots of practice from having a cock jammed down his throat, plus one in each nostril.

The real trick would be deep-throating the ol' 14" Land-Cock.

#35:

Go to Thailand and rent a five-year-old. She might be tight enough to feel you.

I'm holding my breath until Blaine disappears....
....
....
Is he still there ? ...

#33
Easily. Babies crap into the amniotic fluid when they're in utero, David Blaine was just reverting back to his time in the womb. The sucky thing is, is that after a while you start swallowing your own feces.

Aww, BigJim, that is just wrong.
For the 5-year-old.

David Blaine is amazing and I totally agree with #27.
he is amazing.

most poeple can hold their breath for a a little bit over a minute.
let's see you fuck faces try holding it for 7

And telling them it's a Lil' Smokie doesn't make it any better.

Does anyone else think it's weird that #40, who calls herself Kate, said "amazing" twice in her post?

I'm surprized Tom lets you near a computer that has an Internet connection.

Feed me:

You're right. My bad. He can just go buy a gerbil. He won't even need the duct tape.

Is David Blaine by any chance affiliated with the "church" of Scientwatogy?

if so, then
DBLT <=====3

Yeah, I've never been into his shit much either (you can take that literally if you'd like). My question is, did you guys see the trick last night when they showed him in Vegas or something and he pulled that chick's teeth out of her mouth and then blew into her face and they were back? I'm trying to figure out how he did that one. Maybe he IS a witch.

Loser.

I went to see him in person at Lincoln Center. With a diaper pin to pierce a hole in the bubble. No, security didn't like that.

holding breath for 7:08 is no finale. I do it for at least 10 every time I take a dump. Last Sunday I finished the L.A. Times Crossword and a moderate sudoku while holding my breath.

A good finale would have been if he dipped his weiner in Sue Bee Honey and stuck it through a glory hole in the wall of the grizzly bear cave at the Bronx Zoo.

I'd pay a dollar to see that!

BigJim--props on the Land-burns and the Kate post. LOL

He was in there because he thought, "No problem, I drink douche from the bag - this should be easy street."
The swimming in his own excrement was an unanticipated boner- er, bonus.
I want to beat the piss out of whomever actually gave the order to get him out of there.
Ya'll there's NO WAY he's a witch, I've never seen him with a broom, cauldron or pointy hat.

#48 - Was it one of those 2 foot long gag pins? They took mine away, too. Then, my diaper fell off and I was arrested.

You know what would be really cool, if he made Sherry-co, lamebananas, MeganHarris, Akapee, and every other dumb fuck that comments on this site disappear.........

Oh my gosh, this guy is an absolu-effing-lutely dumb shit. I read this on CNN.com:

"I am humbled so much by the support of everyone from New York City and from all over the world," Blaine said. "This was a very difficult week, but you all made it fly by with your strong support and your energy."

The challenge had taken a toll on the magician's body, including liver damage, pins and needles in his feet and hands, some loss of sensation and rashes, said Dr. Murat Gunel, who heads Blaine's medical team and is associate professor of neurosurgery at Yale University School of Medicine.

Would YOU be willing to cause liver damage for this? Personally, I like to stick to the old fashioned way: drinking.

P.S.
What a convenient way to explain away his rashes.

He is NOT bananas, I am!

That bubble makes him look fat.

Holy shit! Lame bananas actually said something funny.

Hey Kate maybe you should rename yourself "Amazing Kate", you seem to love that word.

"like a knife being stabbed." .......umm doesnt he mean, like being stabbed with a knife. obviously stringing together two sentences isnt his strong point.

oh and #53 i suppose your including urself, coz your the dumbest of all the dumb fucks on this site. you and blaine should do a twosome act.

BigJim - that is just sick.

okay you can all fuck off with the Kate cracks.

just cause my name is Kate doesn't mean I am married to Tom Cruise *who is a fag*

and how the hell does using "amazing" mean i love the world?

@59 your one to talk, and your one of the ones I'm talking about. Your screen name is liya (liar) you use word's like urself (yourself) and coz (because) in my head I'm thinking how Africa must really be sad they let you go........fuck off Kunta

Tom Cruise is a fag? NO WAY? Since when does loving the cock make you a fag?

YES WAY!!
and since ever

For all the haters of David Blaine you are all just jealous because he's hot and is able to do such magnificent death defying tricks what have you tried or accomplished in your lives? Don't and be jealous it shows tremendously that you are weak when you make such hateful comments and your are undeducated. ;-) I forgive all you anyway you are just ignorant LOVE YOU ANYWAY DAVID BLAINE MUAH!

#61 i think you should put your head back down and resume sucking land-mans cock. i know you feel rather insecure what with facing severe competition from tom cruise as the worlds biggest tool, but your endless tirade is annoying and fucking retarded.

And my name is Liya dumbass

#53- be sure to add jasmine to that list.

You stupid bitch, if you are going to rant and rave about "undeducated" folks, figure out your own fucking grammar.

TCLTC

#64
Ever heard of a run-on sentence? No? I didn't think so, seeing as how "your are undeducated"? It's "you're uneducated, 'tard. Like you. Go back to doing shout-outs to your boyfriend Spooky who is in prison, but who you love and miss so much, oh I KNOW, huh!

For all the haters of David Blaine you are all just jealous because he's hot and is able to do such magnificent death defying tricks what have you tried or accomplished in your lives? Don't be jealous it shows tremendously that you're are weak when you make such hateful comments and you're are uneducated. ;-)

she fucking does it again, dumb bitch. its 'you're uneducated' not 'you're are uneducated'. geez, read your comment before you post woman!

That's too hilarious! You repost your comment to correct your grammar, and you still get it screwed up!
"you're are uneducated".

Just a hint, since you seem to be new, reposting doesn't make your original post go away.

Why do "defenders" always use the arguments that people making fun of a celebrity are jealous? I really don't have a comment on David Blaine in this instance, but I by no means am "jealous" of him or any other celeb.
But while we're at it, nitpicking someone's grammar is not an effective way to dismiss someone's entire post.
That is all.

I don't see what the big deal is. I do death-defying magic tricks in my back yard all the time. Like burying myself alive under a pile of dead leaves. I was under that pile for like fifteen minutes - and no medics to come save me if I was too much of a pussy to take it. Fuck David Blaine.

And Liya, you used the incorrect form of "it's". Its is possessive, as in "It puts the lotion on ITS skin". It's is a contraction of it is.

#71
But that's the Superficial way.

That is your grammar class for today, kids.

@65 And my name is Liya dumbass.....nice to meet you Liya Dumbass, my apologies now go back to playing catch with the Duke lacrosse team and this time don't lie and say it was rape, you dirty cunt.........

Liya dumbass--shouldn't you be out trading your food stamps for meth right now? I'll give you a pack of kools and a 40 of mad dog 20/20 to get off this post.

#77, jumping on the bandwagon are we, very original! now if you dont fucking mind i have a stallion to beat into submission.

'76 sweetie dont worry, being rejected by landman is not the end of the world. i heard Pete loves the cock just as much, why dont you give him a shot?

#64

But he isn't able to do death-defying stunts, he fucked it up in the same way you fucked up all your posts you half-wit.

Besides, people only take up "magic" because they are desperate to a) make friends and b) try and fool their bullies into thinking they have "Carrie"-style magic powers. Plus, anyone who is arrogant enough to treat the world as his stage and waste peoples time like that deserves some shit.

As for you - you're a twat.

Can't you just feel the love in these posts?

It's making me all weepy. Oh, wait, maybe that's an infection I caught from Hohan.

I swear I saw this dude in a gay porn once. It was really hot. He kept saying "I'm gonna cum soon". I couldn't peel my eyes away.

BTW, I'm on pain killers right now. Pulled my shoulder muscle giving a blow job. So 'cuse me if I sound silly.

You know, everything is just fine and ducky, we post our little digs at the proffered celeb, the balance is perfect. Then someone comes along and throws off the balance, and we go into these little war of the words with each other.

It's like a woman's vagina. The balance of bacteria is usually healthy, everyone's happy, carrying on with their little bacterious lives (I think I just made a new word). Then some germ comes in and starts screwing up the balance and pissing everyone off, fights break out, and then stuff starts oozing out, and it's a big stinky cheesy mess.

#71

"I by no means am "jealous" of him or any other celeb."

Yes you are. You are jealous of Katie Holmes.

"nitpicking someone's grammar is not an effective way to dismiss someone's entire post."

Yes it is. It undermines their point by proving their stupidity.

"That is all."

Not if you reply to this post it isn't.

Pulled a shoulder muscle? That must have been some BJ. I haven't had one of those since I got married 11 years ago.

@78 Thats the best you can do, huh?
I knew I was wasting my time as usual, and as far as beating me into submission, I'll give you a horse kick to the face!!! Wait that might be an improvement, what the hell I'm feeling generous today, I'll fix that horror film you call a face...........

Who will save us? who will be the Monistat?

Feel the love, people.

Get down on your hands and knees and feel the fucking love.

I said, feel it! Bitch! Swallow that love whole you dirty whore.

Yeah, just like that. You know you want it.

My wife prefers Canesten.

Aww, I'm sorry, BigJim. My husband gets them all the time. With him standing up, me on my knees, squeezing his butt.
=)

Now here is something interesting:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=loves+the+cock

Check out #6.

OH MY GOSH, that is the awesomest thing I have read today! Thank you, BigJim.

#85 and your post was utterly imaginative, don't sprain your brain will you. Considering you have never seen my face, that is one heck of a ridiculous comment to make.

Look i know your shithole has become all wide and puffy after sampling land-mans 14' but you got to keep your self esteem up. It is no excuse was these bitter outbursts.

81--i was gonna say the exact same thing. he has a gay pornstar twin

BigJim, do your wifey a favour, and offer her up the goods clean-shaven... much nicer way to give a hummer when pubes aren't in the way. Just ask my hubby....

'for' not 'was'.

For his next "trick", I hope David Blaine makes himself fucking disappear. I was rooting for someone to come along and cut a hole in his air hose, so we could watch him die the slow, agonizing death he so richly deserves while the crowd of knuckle-dragging, semi-retarded neanderthals he calls fans watched and cheered him on.

#32 is a retarded cunt. David Copperfield is the only guy on the planet who makes Tom Cruise look like Wilt Chamberlin (ie. banging 7000 women ergo a SuperHetero).

British have bad teeth and reak like sewage and Americans are illiterate cunts.

#96 The "I hope he makes himself disappear" line has already been used 47 times on here. Get an original thought in your unwitty head for once you pathetic pseudoclever homo.

#97
And what fabulously clean, straight-toothed country of virtuous nobel laureates do you come from?

krisdylee:

Thanks for the advice, but that's not the problem. The problem is the fucking dipshit who did a half-assed job on yanking out her wisdom teeth.

Now her jaw makes yucky popping noises every time she opens it wide. It kind of kills the mood.

I'm secretly in love with BigJim. Drop the towel dammit!

TCLTC

You really should stop eating poo, all those worms have migrated to your prefrontal cortex, making you unable to control your outbursts of hate and anger.

@98: "Get an original thought in your unwitty head for once you pathetic pseudoclever homo."
Wow, and calling people unoriginal homos is such a witty, creative, and impressively well thought-out comeback. A WINNER IS YOU.

Maybe Land-man's up for another round; quick, shoo, maybe you'll get there in time to kneel beneath him, your gaping, infested mouth open and waiting to receive the honor and gift of his Downy sperm wriggling their way down your throat. Don't worry, it's non-fattening and Atkins friendly!

@92
Look i know your shithole has become all wide and puffy after sampling land-mans 14' but you got to keep your self esteem up. It is no excuse was these bitter outbursts.

I just realized I can't hang with you, your to damn funny. I am sorry I ever fucked with you and will refrain from doing so in the future. And don't tell me your asshole isn't wide and puffy after you take your fucking head out each morning. Go play with a Land-mine you fucking sand-nigger.....

100, you haven't been blown until you let a guy do it. chicks have no clue

#90 BigJim
That is effin sweet. Do you think it's a coincidence that More Cowbell girl is there too?

Its cool stallion. i know how difficult it is for you to post your own original comments.

And yes please, in future, refrain from any confrontations, dimwit.

HOW does this man get to date so many beautiful women !!! He is almost as bad as K-fed in the skeeve me out factor

Monistat, people, Monistat! Calling Dr. Rokter, can you please administer?

#107 - Clearly you don't know what sarcasm is, stupid twat. BTW, your post should read "it's" not "its" which is possessive. Anything else, Liya Dumbass?

@110: How ironic.

'110, Yes, it has already been mentioned. I suggest you read other comments before you post, YOU dumbass

#112 liya..whenever these SLIMY SLUGS dont have a creative comeback, they always fall back on giving a person a grammar lesson...Bunch SCAGGY LOSERS!

As for "italion stallion" he is over compensating for what he's lacking between his legs...but Ive told him never worry..keep your chin up, sooner or later you will find a woman..or even a man.. who doesn't mind feeling nothing while they are getting laid...

Sherry - kthxdieofherpes.

#101:

I'm not sure my wife would approve of me showing pictures of my wang on the Internet.

I'll ask her though.

Yes, I'm totally whipped.

first time poster. you sure are a grouchy lot. #114--are you telling sherry to die from the herpes? All she has to do is take the valtrex and she can have her days back.

David Blaine sucks. His 'trick' was crap to begin with and then he went and failed at the end of it. I would have had loads more respect for him if he hadn't bothered with the living underwater part. Holding your breath for 9 minutes is impressive, but living in a goldfish bowl for a week before hand is just cocky!
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

This guy has GOT to get a real job already.

@113
As for "italion stallion" he is over compensating for what he's lacking between his legs...but Ive told him never worry..keep your chin up, sooner or later you will find a woman..or even a man.. who doesn't mind feeling nothing while they are getting laid...

When you come up with a new insult get back to me cunt........

So anyway, How big is your penis Sherry-co?
I hope it's big enough for Tom's liking or he will reject you just like society has.....

#113

Talking of "creative comebacks", why are you re-posting the same comments you made in the "Tom Cruise wears lifts" thread? Very creative!! and it was hardly original then, just a generic feminist-lesbian response.

People only whinge about grammar correction being for losers when they know they'll never get it right, so try and deflect their own shortcomings back onto everyone else.

So, to recap: You are a stupid cunt.

Sherry-co, lol, you going to have the grammer brigade on your back now!

Jacq, are you French? i hear they have an unhealthy habit of requiring 100% perfect grammer, typos are no excuse.

Welcome uncle-leo, you caught us on a bad day :)

Really stallion, it's ok...there are those women & men (i'm guessing) who fool themselves into believing that "size doesn't matter, it's how you use it that matters"

There is hope for you yet, stallion, Im only here to assure you of that..

Now dry you eyes & wipe your snotty nose, your not gonna get a mate being a "momma's boy"

'So anyway, How big is your penis Sherry-co'

Tut tut Italian, is that jealousy i hear?? It must be difficult having to cope with a practically nonexistent penis.
Don't worry, Tom Cruise is all yours cunt.

Everyone is feeling a little cunty today.

#120, How is reposting a 'generic feminist-lesbian response'??

so to recap : You make absolutely no fucking sense.

I just love the word "cunt"

cuntcuntcuntcuntcunt.

Cunt.. cu.. cu.. cu. CUNT!

Cu.. cu.. cu.. CUNT!

CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT!

Hmmm... if you say it enough times, it starts to lose its meaning.

If Edna is reading, I'm sure to get reported for about the forty-eleventh time.

Hey Liya..haven't you heard? Jacq has won the award for being the MOST USED whore, both online & off line..She't total SCAG HAG all the way..and let us not forget, she has an array of STD's, just as a personal Thank-You for using her "services"

And sherry-co is a cunt.

I still like that word.

I don't have time to read all the comments, but I can determine one thing. Liya is a fucking douche bag. Is your name Karen in real life? Because you're a bag of douche.

I like Italian Stallion. I'll ride him anyday.

BigJim:

ROTFL, buddy. How do you come up with this hilarious stuff?

BigJim: I like cunt too. I love to scream out "fuck my cunt" during nasty sex. yummy.

#129 good for you, but you're going to have to get in line, behind Jacq and Conductor71.
Bear in mind his penis is a little too short for a thrilling ride.

#125

You fucking moron - the rent-a-response was the "he is over compensating for what he's lacking between his legs"!!

Bless your little heart...you're as thick as pigshit aren't you?

Cursing constantly is an insult to my subtly-crafted, sophisticated humor.

see, what did I tell you stallion..just when you were about to give up searching for that one girl, who doesn't care if she feels anything when she gets laid....Congratulations Stallion & Pinky..

Now go fuck yourselves..

As for you Big Fat Fatty Jim, why don't you go grab another pint of Hagen-Daz and finish off sculpting that Big Fat Fatty Gut Masterpiece

Wow, more originality.....Lets make fun of Stallions penis because he's a guy.....Really you two CUNTS (thats for my buddy Bigjim) have to be the funniest people on here.......I give up......I like coming here and joking around with everyone but if your gonna pick a fight with me at least make it worth it.......This is the last fucking comment I waste on you two waste of some guys sperm, yes I said someguy, because your mothers are whores.....

And if your going to address me it's Stallion with a capital S, show me some respect, it's only fair. Your father respected your mother by not pressing the issue of abortion, that reminds me, when you see him do me a favor and kick him in the vagina...................

Wow, more originality.....Lets make fun of Stallions penis because he's a guy.....Really you two CUNTS (thats for my buddy Bigjim) have to be the funniest people on here.......I give up......I like coming here and joking around with everyone but if your gonna pick a fight with me at least make it worth it.......This is the last fucking comment I waste on you two waste of some guys sperm, yes I said someguy, because your mothers are whores.....

And if your going to address me it's Stallion with a capital S, show me some respect, it's only fair. Your father respected your mother by not pressing the issue of abortion, that reminds me, when you see him do me a favor and kick him in the vagina...................

sherry-cuntface:

I guess you missed this: http://profiles.yahoo.com/therealbigjim68

We'll all leave you alone while you go masturbate to my picture. It's as close to a real man as you'll ever get. Cunt.

Yes, I've said it before and I'll say it again: you are a raging axe-wound, stingray shaped, crab infested, cheese oozing, gray-haired, C U Next Tuesday.

I love Liya now.

Just the way I love the hampsters I've dressed up like MeganHarris and put into jars of formaldehyde and sent to Sherry_co. Sweet dreams, cunt rags.

Nope Big Fat Fatty Jim...that's the masterpiece your working on...Like I said, go grab another pint of Hagen-Daz or a couple dozen Krispy Kreme donuts...you have almost perfected your Big Fat Fatty Gut Masterpiece..

Good god, are you fuckin blind? how many rolls are you working on?

go clean your glasses..come back and take another look...that is one major big assed fat fatty...now run along..your hagen-daz is melting...

Liya enjoys a quiet night at home:

http://www.redcoat.net/pics/tubgirl.jpg

Wow, clever. i have seen that pic too many times now, its getting boring.

Well, for the first time stallion made me laugh.Congratulations

#137--i knew you would show your true color..your lookin abit yellow..first over compensating for your itty-bitty limp dick, and now, posting now once but TWICE..as if that is going to make your post more dramatic...

you ppl suck so much..your nothing more than skaggy trailer trash loser..you can dish it out..but when the same damn dish is thrown back in your laps..you run off...

well off with you mr. limp dick...run off and play with the other 12 y/o losers on this site..

Hey Liya, isnt it amazing how fast they run when the tables are turned on them...^5 Liya!!

#143
Capital "I" at the beginning of a sentence Liya

oH..this is where everyone is...I missed a lot.

Stallion, ignore them, they will go away.

i was hoping #140 would be the end all to this stupid (but kinda hilarious) thread. cause it was fucking genious.

listen, if you ignore sherry-co she'll disappear.
i for one am not wasting any time on that bitch. she's not a worthy competitor. no comebacks at all. at least if youre going to purposely start shit with everyone here, say something funny.

Liya down and die.

And quit acting like you're an expert on cocks and their sizes. Reading Daddy's "Blue Boy" magazines and peeking at him in the shower, does not an expert make.

@148 The fact that she can't spell out the word people is kind of funny.

it also kinda makes me want to smash her face in with a sack of nickles.

#145
Your attempts at buddying-up with Liya don't appear to be working. Even He-She knows not to stoop that low.

Still, I'm sure Xenu won't turn his back on you. As long as you have the cash, naturally.

So much for the macho stallion Sherry-co.

conductor, why don't you run along after him, oh dear, was that a small 'c', such disrespect!!

Too little too late #147, i'm afraid he's gone off carrying his petite cock with him.

So much for the macho stallion Sherry-co.

conductor, why don't you run along after him, oh dear, was that a small 'c', such disrespect!!

Too little too late #147, i'm afraid he's gone off carrying his petite cock with him.

Hey Liya...Grammar Patrol is back...too fuckin funny...

Conductor71 is the poster child for gutter trash in Britain..and of course we can't forget the honorable job of Grammar Patrol..

I was thinking quarters.

#156: I'm thinking rocks.

oh man "liya" have you picked the wrong person to buddy up with. sherry-co is perhaps the stupidest person to walk the face of the earth, and actuall enjoys the verbal rape she gets here, in fact she likes it so much she just cannot stay away. its pretty sick. dont become the next sherry-co.

Hey conductor, your attempts at kissing stallions ass don't appear to be working either. Even he prefers landmans cock to yours.

154 He went to pick up my son for me so that I can go get my annual pap smear.

He didn't run away from you. TRUST ME.

spatz, are you still in seventh grade. i love how you still believe in 'buddy groups'. i suppose you would be in the lame-ass group considering you find it hard to have an argument without a backup.

#148 spatz..you say I have no funny comebacks?? where the fuck have you been? you must have buried your head in jacq's mudflaps to dine on many of mens leftovers...

it is all of you, not I, who becomes GRAMMAR PATROL when none of you have a witty comeback...

now get back to munchin, there are way too many leftovers in jacqs mud flaps....waste not-want not...

Aaaah how sweet!! Sherry-Co and Liya have joined forces...united by their loneliness, what a triumph!!

I'm so pleased for you both.

Unfortunately your combined mental age still only adds up to 7 years old, so please try a little harder with your rather timid replies.

actually if you'll notice i dont partake in stupid elementary school internet fights with sherry co and i'm not gonna do it with you either. it was just a big of a warning but since youre an attention whore and need to post 20 comments in one thread fighting with people, good luck to you.

good day madame. i said good day.

conductor, i think i've seen you around. aren't you the guy who lives across from parliament in a makeshift camp? yeah, i think i gave you a couple of pennies a few days back. hope u didn't waste them.

*a bit of a warning

If spatz ever starts ignoring me, I'm not going to disappear. I'm simply not. I will continue to be here...wondering what a spatz looks like and picking up nickles with my bare ass...oh and dreaming of pinky_nip and that adorable cruising for cock...I love that guy....Oh, yeah...and if I ever get a job, I hope I work at sherry co. making itty bitty limp dick cream and itty bitty limp dick cream related products.

#159

I don't remember making any conversation with the Stallion although we did write almost identical posts - check the time of posting and you'll (probably very slowly) come to the conclusion that we were writing at the same time.

spatz can be and look like anything your wonderful mind can imagine!

this has been quite entertaining but i must bid you all adieu.

#164, you've been counting my posts, i feel so flattered. good day

"I don't see what the big deal is. I do death-defying magic tricks in my back yard all the time. Like burying myself alive under a pile of dead leaves. I was under that pile for like fifteen minutes - and no medics to come save me if I was too much of a pussy to take it. Fuck David Blaine."

This was good.

#160 what fantasy land have you been livin in? oops..forgot you went out with spats to jacqs mudflaps..sorry..happy munching..

but stallion did run off..he tried to run off with his cock between his legs, just like the cowardice dog he is, BUT..unfortunately his limp dick was not big enough, even though he tried to stretch it, so he had to settle for running off with his petite cock in his hand.

PLEASE NOTE" it was one hand, two was not needed..

Wow, the comment posts are especially good today! The Blaine thread, in particular, has been a rich source of amusement and distraction. A couple other threads had some very special contributions, also.

Conductor71 for Best Image of the Day (L.Lo thread, #89)

Jacq, who made me laugh out-fucking-loud with "Let's get one thing straight. I'M the fuckbag of fuckbags around here. My vagina has an agent."

Tits_on_Snack for the Most Important Question of the Day (I'm still not sure of the answer), "waitasec how did he go to the bathroom in there?"

Feed_Me_Chocolate for the Best Grammar Lesson of the Day. "Its is possessive, as in "It puts the lotion on ITS skin". It's is a contraction of it is."

BigJim for the Best Understatement of the Day, "Everyone is feeling a little cunty today."

And a big throbbing Honorable Mention to Pinky_nip for this jewel, "I love to scream out "fuck my cunt" during nasty sex. yummy."

Wasting time at work has been a real pleasure today.

Now for his next trick, can he kill Land-Man????

#169
Nighty night Spatz, I too must go and continue the glamorous whirlwind that is my social life (i.e. I hope Gaslight Lil is working tonight).

Thanks for a lovely evening everyone. Same time tomorrow?

You two bitches leave me alone! I've spent thousands of dollars trying to get over being called GRAMMAR PATROL as a child. It hurts. It really, really hurts. See, when this is a battle of wits, spelling correctly is pretty much your first line of defense in not looking like a moron. Run off liya and make friends with sherry. I have to warn you, though, she'll fuck you in the ass when you're not looking. That move is called the "Tom Cruise."
Keep it up, fucktards. Oooh, the girl's a whore and the guy has a tiny penis! Say it isn't so! You couldn't even power-up the ant motorcycle. (liya, since you're new, you'll have no idea what that means)

Not to shift subjects, but Errica, that was the only reason I watched his stunt. That tooth thing was pretty much 30 million times more impressive than the bubble. Suck on that Mindfreak!

#109 Sorry Feed Me. These things need to run their course, I fear.

To sum up what I believe I've read:

Somebody has a (small penis/anal fetish/grammar problem) because he or she is (pathetic/retarded/uneducated) and (unoriginal/overcompensating/fat). This person should (die now/fuck off/shut up) because he or she has (no sex life/the mental capacity of a child/STDs) and is a (moron/idiot/loser). This is because he or she is (British/American/in the GRAMMAR PATROL).

David Blaine will hear of this.

#142:

I had just purged that awful image out of my brain and you put it right back.

There is a line that people simply should not cross.

I loves the hell outta Stallion, Cruising, Jacq, Feed_Me_Chocolate, Osh, Mamacita, Trotter, Lan-Man, BigJim, pinky_nip... oh yes, I does....

#178 Thanks Doc for the summary. This is what the Superficial is supposed to be like. I wish I had read only your post and not wasted my time on liya & sherry-co, who have proven to be the most annoying humans (?) I can recall encountering. And when I say annoying, I mean not remotely funny and ruining what used to be mostly intelligent humor on this site. I implore everyone here to please ignore these two dorks as I am REALLY very sick of small dick jokes.

Applause for Dr Rokter..you have just described...JACQ..ITALIAN STALLION...& BIG JIM...to a T...Im so glad something good has come out of today....

I knew there would be someone that saw through those pathetic losers...Thank You ...Thank You...Thank You!!

david blaine's ear looks like a deformed elf's ear in that pic.
hi guys!

his stunts are getting more bizarre and less interesting over the years... after his street magic video, what else could entertain us?

#178 - Cliffs Notes is considered cheating... You did just make me realize that no one has picked on MeganHarris today. I do think that we need the Monistat, though, because some people in here have a severe case of vaginitis.

#142 - I am actually typing with my hand over my mouth. How's 'bout a NSFW next time? I love how with all of what's happening there, they pixelated the vajaay-jay. I NEED WINDEX!

#180 - I can feel the love. No, really, want to come over and feel my love?

#173 - You can read how my vagina got its agent on the Pete post. I thought the part about the Willie Nelson impersonation was priceless - yes, he came up in a discussion of my crotch. You can pretty much read what Italian Stallion, TrannyGranny and myself had to say in to convo. Five stars!

Never quite understood Blaine. He does good small scale tricks, then does pointless big finishes. Ooo! I lived in box. Yay. He should stick to the small stuff. Street Magic was a pretty good show.

I am impressed with him. I can't hold my breath above ground for 1 minute.

Did ya notice in some pics in other sites he looks like hes being born. Really creepy! Like on CNN
Brittney finally admitted shes knocked up eh?

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/index.html
Birth photos