May 08, 2006
Celebrities still having babies
• Adam Sandler had a baby girl on Saturday and announced it on his offiical site with: "Kid is healthy!! Wife is healthy!! He's still a moron, and that's all that counts!!!" Because making sure your baby is a moron should be every new parent's top priority. [AdamSandler]
• Zack Morris had his second child yesterday, daughter Ava Lorenn. When asked for comment he said, "Stop calling me Zach Morris. My name is Mark-Paul Gosselaar, you fucker." [People]
• Jon Favreau's rep has confirmed that he and his wife are expecting their third child. Hopefully it'll end up looking like a potato with facial hair just like its daddy. [People]
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Comments
1. Posted by Diana on May 8, 2006 03:06 PM
FIRST
A miracle,
and only because it's not a Tom Cruise post.
TCLTC
2. Posted by Jennifer Juniper on May 8, 2006 03:06 PM
What number am I?
3. Posted by Jennifer Juniper on May 8, 2006 03:07 PM
Oh, great, number two! Oh well, I have been called worse.
4. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 8, 2006 03:19 PM
Wait, Adam Sandler had sex?
5. Posted by BigJim on May 8, 2006 03:25 PM
No one gives a steaming Edna Bambrick shit about this story.
6. Posted by Jim Treacher on May 8, 2006 03:27 PM
Sandler's referring to himself as the moron, right? Unless he's calling his daughter "he." Which, who knows.
7. Posted by lawgrrl on May 8, 2006 03:35 PM
LMAO @ Zach Morris.
8. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 8, 2006 03:42 PM
Zack Morris had his second child yesterday, daughter Ava Lorenn. When asked for comment he said, "Stop calling me Zach Morris. My name is Mark-Paul Gosselaar, you fucker." [People]
WELL DONE, SF GUY, WELL DONE.
9. Posted by Fisher55 on May 8, 2006 04:51 PM
when did adam sandler marry the grey's anatomy chick?
10. Posted by ImCurly on May 8, 2006 05:06 PM
B-I-G Daddy planted the "Demon" seed ... you go white boy ... another rich, funny Jew brought into Hollywood ... Woooo Whoooo !!!!
11. Posted by Jacq on May 8, 2006 05:06 PM
#9 - Only if Adam Sandler married a melted Ellen Pompeo with a horse face. They're both pretty ugly, I'm not sure who should be insulted by that.
I read somewhere that Zach's grandfather was Milton Berle, can anyone confirm? Stupid question... like anyone's reading this story anyway. I hope Kelly Kapowski-Morris and baby are doing well. At least he made out better than Screech, who I'm pretty sure is still a virgin. Damn you, Lisa Tuttle.
12. Posted by waterranger on May 8, 2006 06:04 PM
i met screech (dustin diamond) at a bar in Calgary, and he was a jerk, and I was like 'dude, why are you being a jerk? you're screech'
13. Posted by Pearly on May 8, 2006 09:57 PM
I love how all these "b-list" celebrity babies are lumped together. They'll never be as poular as Africa Jolie-Pitt, poor dears.
14. Posted by URalllosers on May 9, 2006 01:46 AM
Why are celebs still having kids? Can't they just adopt like 12 and be good with that?
15. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on May 9, 2006 01:50 AM
Mario Lopez used to hang out in a bar I used to frequent in Vegas (Dylan's) and totally cheese up the whole "I'm AC Slater" bullshit. We all laughed at him constantly. Slater can't two-step but he can wear the fuck out of some Sasoons and sleeveless shirts. True story.
16. Posted by Iambananas on May 9, 2006 11:30 AM
Love Adam SAndler! I can't wait to see Click.
17. Posted by Mr Furious on May 9, 2006 11:31 AM
"Jon Favreau's rep has confirmed that he and his wife are expecting their third child."
Really? When is he due?