FIRST???!!!

I wonder how it all will end...
Who's crazier now? Tom Cruise or Michael Jackson?
How will dangle their next baby over a balcony? Do you know?

I like how these guys keep you on your toes.

Do we really have to look into this man's mouth...I don't want to know what's in there...for all we know it's some guys cock ring.

Actually, it's a homing beacon.

He's been working for Xenu all along.

tommy wants a big fat cock to put in his mouth.

What a crazy, cock loving SOB

he looks gay.

I was flipping through and saw a bit of it. He was trying to explain how a friend of theirs gave them a baby name book and after only two minutes, they found the fake name that they picked.

I wonder if their friend thinks they're crazy, too, and purposely printed up a book of weird baby names that mean creepy or distasteful things in other languages. I bet there was a name in there that means 'dirty cock' in Mnubanatuu or something, but says that it really means 'handsome prince' in Russian. But then we'd have to change the acronym to:

TCLTDC

which is not really a bad thing...

It's actually a healthy cock-sucking device.

Tom has clearly had a tooth enlarged so it props his mouth up, ready for any cock, any time.

Tom loves the cock.

Tom Cruise is crazy like a goat

For a man with a 2-week old baby and the world's most "AMAZING" woman at home (Kate, as she's officially been taken over by the pod people now), this man is sure out and about (but still not out).

He's already gone to London to promote his movie and now he's in New York. I'm sure "Kate" is quite supportive of all of this.

WHAT AN ASSHOLE.

I wish it were a super-spy cyanide pill that he could bite down on and die....

He stole those sunglasses from a Jewish mobster.

i think it's a bit of man juice right there. maybe it's just me.

I can't wait to see "Mission Impossible 3" on friday, it's gonna be fucking awesome!!!!

I almost ashamed to admit I actually watched TC's interview, but I wish I had started counting how many times both he and Letterman used the word "crazy"...it had to be at least 20! Maybe the phrase should be changed to CTCIMCFC (Crazy Tom Cruise Is Mad Crazy For Cock). Maybe not, too many letters for me to remember...

I wish everyone would just boycott the movie! That would be AWESOME! I hope it TANKS! I will not be purchasing movie tickets for this or any future TC movie...he irritated me THAT much!

Baby's thumb?? Nooooooo...that's just some placenta that was leftover!! Haven't you ever heard of Ziploc Freezer Bags??

*vomits* Has anyone ever noticed that his teeth are aligned strangely--he has a tooth directly in the middle of his mouth. gross

Brokeback Spaceship.

Is that a leather member's only jacket?

#15 Like I said yesterday, you and Tom are such good buddies becos you both love sucking on the shlong like lollipops.

PS: subconsciously #15 wants to be known as dick fanatic that is why he picked the name Italian Stallion.....

Fuck off Akapee.

I still remember the good ole days, Tom. Your floor-sliding, cocktail-slingin', MiG-fighting, Righteous-Brother-singing days of glory. Those glorious, glorious days in the 80's. Why God why do you have to worship Zenu?!!

This feeling can only be compared to the feeling I get when I hear "Thriller" or "Rock with You".

Why do the good ones have to go insane?????

"SHOW ME THE COCK"

Tom looks like Johnny Depp in Fear & Loathing in Los Vegas, except that Johnny Depp is cute, and talented, and clean, and hetero.

#22 Wow, once again the funniest shit to date, I see your still suffering from Stupid Fucking Comeback Syndrome, stick to your lame ass comments.......

Trust me when I say you can't fuck with me asshole.......

Krisdylee, thank you, you rock....

Cruise is a looking a little run down these days. Oh well, any cuteness would still be outweighed by his insanity.

#2 I think it has almost ended already. He's jumped the couch and historically after a celebrity has given their new baby a dumb name, we tend to stop giving a crap.

#22 By the way FUCK Mission Impossible 3 and any other movie that cum guzzler comes out with, I was being sarcastic in post #15, anybody who knows me on here can figure that out.........

Tom Cruise is starting to look *exactly* like Richie from the Royal Tennenbaums. All he needs is a sweatband.

That thing in his mouth is placenta gristle..I just cant stand him!!!!

I recently found a picture of him arriving at the late show too, but for some reason hes wearing different clothing.

http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/03/tom-cruise-arrives-at-the-late-show-with-david-letterman/

Although, I think this picture is funnier, I just wonder if its from the same day like I was told when I received the picture.

I know exactly what's in his mouth, but I ain't tellin'. But I can tell you this, it rhymes with "sperm". Or "cum".

Where is his aluminum foil hat? Lunatic.
I think they sell those sunglasses at Froever21.

Akapee - don't talk shit to Stallion. You've been warned. Are you, by any chance, Aka-asparagus-pee?

he's starting to look like freddie mercury, only if freddie had a tooth directly in the middle of his mouth

Way to rock those Blue Blockers Tom. My grandfather has the same pair.

Megan Harris loves the box (MHLTB)

Did you all hear how fucking hot I am?

Krisdy, I've seen how fucking hot you are. In fact I'm looking right now. Erm, I mean that's someone else outside in the bushes.

Tom Cruise is so gay, I'm surprised he doesn't have "insert cock here" on his chin with an arrow pointing upward.

@1: LickyLicky: you're on such a roll today, you should consider changing your handle to LickitySplit.

We haven't seen Katie Holmes since the birth of Suri, because she was immediately wheeled into surgery for her sex change operation. Tom will really be loving the cock soon enough and still think he's fooling everyone.

#36 - He may be starting to look like Freddy Mercury, but he ain't "out" like Mercury.

How much time has this new father spent at home with his new baby. An hour? A day even? Freaking wierd!!!

43, but with any luck he'll soon be *a corpse* like Mercury

His shtick is wearing thin. He's like a gay Robin Williams, always on. Even in the photo you can see he's in "crowd fans are awesome" mode. That, or he's sizing up Kobe Bryant for a mouthfuck.

Elton John has lost weight.

I think he is chewing the new gum for closet queens......SPUNKGUM.

What freakin' 70's flashback homo. Does he think that 54 is still open or what?

Fake wife..check
Insane look..check
Homo looking 70's Carrera type shades..CHECK!!
Love'o cock...that goes without sayin'.

It seems to me that Tom Cruise is trying to "channel" his success from the 1980's. I mean, what is with those Sam Rothstein sunglasses? And is it just me, or is he wearing a Member's Only jacket?

Nicole Kidman is the luckiest woman alive to get out of that mess.

Xenu loves the cock.

He looks like Hunter S. Thompson (or at least Johnny Depp's portrayal).
Peyote and Desert living would explain a lot of his behavior no?

Tom Cruise loves the LandMan cock, the bigger the better!

Tom Adora El Dick

sigh. and the man bangs are back.

although I was referring to his hair, I suppose the other reading applies as well ;)

It takes a LOT of semen to lump up like that. He must have blown half the prduction staff before that pic was taken.

#54 I was eating lunch! Thanks for that image..what the fuck!

Tom for President 2008!!

..But if this goes ahead Tom will be giving oral elsewhere..

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/deport_tom_cruise.asp

How old is he? he looks old! his hair, the sunglasses, his wrinkly eyes, the weird thing he has in his mouth...so not attractive!
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

It's amazing how Mr. Cruise, the star of the intenational blockbuster Cocktail, has become exactly like the parody that homosexual comedian Ben Stiller did for the MTV awards a while back.

hehe, Cruise was in Cocktail, hehe.

I love reading everyones' comments on these posts but I had to register just to ask--doesn't anyone recognize the signature "Hair Club for Men" bangs? All I see if a hair transplant or a toupee.

And, of course, now the image of the one tooth in the middle of his big ass mouth will remain seered into my memory.

He looks better without the glasses
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/164500/164646YFhe_w.jpg

#17, I couldn't agree more!!! I've gone a step further and won't even watch his movies on TV anymore.

I think he must be the most annoying person to live with. He said he barely sleeps. great. So while you try and sleep he's bouncing around the house, acting like a lunatic. They live with his sisters and his mother, too. All dedicated Scientologists. Must be a great bunch of crazies all around.

#59, I too was noticing how odd his hair looks. maybe along with not sleeping, he has also boycotted showers.

I think he looks like Merv Griffin, all the crazy cocksucker needs to do now is come up with a game show and retire to Palm Springs. Apparently, within earshot of Katie he told a friend (when asked how the baby was doing) "Great, except she doesn't have a pee-pee between her legs. But that's o.k., we'll keep trying and trying until we have a boy, she's young!"

Men bangs indeed #59, now all he needs is little feathering and some highlights and he's set to open his own Globo Gym franchise.
I wonder if he knows Jonathan Antin.

I hope everyone is happy. Sherry-co is going to tell us all how we are just jealous slimy slugs that live in trailer parks. Did I miss anything?

#65 what you missed is the fact that you need to go elsewhere to play if all you're going to comment on is bashing people on this site...now comment on how gay Cruise looks or shut the fuck up

He was wearing those damn glasses again today on Good Morning America. There were screaming fans all over. I bet he hired them.
And in case you were wondering, I checked into it and he is the last member of the Members Only Club.

@66 Whenever I look at your name I think of Liberace and he liked the cock just like Tom Cruise.

Ahh, now if that's not a cockloving grin, I don't know what is.

#20 - Dr. R Hahaahahaaha!! Fell off my chair.

Dicklet's Chewable Cum. Tom's new pet project.

Comes in several flavors: Eddie Murphy, Macaulay Culkin, Philip Seymour Hoffman...

Tom Cruise Loves the Cock flavored gum.

Oh, I found it. Here's what Tom's chewing:

http://poetry.rotten.com/cannibalisme/

fhdakjoiaweroiaheo

LOL YUCK! Trotter, you're a dick!! You shouldn't have...hey, why is Tom Cruise trying to stuff you into his mouth?!?!?!?!

@75

I was in Equatorial Guinea while Tom was doing some "research" on cannibalism. He claimed he was looking for placenta recipes. I got caught in the fray, that's all. It was very painful.

All you assholes quit picking on me, I mean Tom Cruise. He's the straightest, coolest, most macho cock sucker, I mean hetero guy you'll ever meet.

I love Tom Cruise! And like he said... if you don't like him, you're not invited to the party... you just don't like him because he's all happy and you're not. What does "tcltc" mean?

Where's Big Jim and Cruise=Puppet? Hey Mike, Happy Fuckin' Birthday! (It was May First.) The rest of you, carry on!
This vision of Cruise=Puppet keeps appearing to me, in it, he's a white-supremacist speedfreak, typing with two fingers, living in a chicken coop in Broken Bow, Oklahoma, to hide from authorities (domestic violence thing, y'know).
No wait, that's totally wrong. He lives in Seattle, not Broken Bow!
Anyone know why there's so many Canadians on the board?

@78
Do a little research, idiot. And crawl back into MeganHarris' cage. "She'll" skin you alive if she realizes you're out.

#78 These SLUM-SCUMS are so jealous of Tom. ...This bunch of trailer trash are now worth the air they breath. But soon..they will all get what is coming to them..this site, along with IP #'s are very very much monitored, and not by anyone I would like to piss off..so carry on SLIMY SLUGS..you never who's reading your trash-talking..

Oh and TCLTC stands for TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE.......

I know I know..its BREATHE not BREATH...the only come back you ppl have is correcting my misspelled words...

Crazy Tom, gotta love his baby eating ways!

TCLTC=TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE...Thanks all for keeping us reminded of that..Tom is such a generous and amazing man..so glad that you all are in recognition of that..carry on fellow TOM CRUISE LOVERS...

TCLTLM

Tom Cruise Loves The Land-Man

Sherry-co!

Here she is: http://fatchicksrule.sizepositive.com/

@26...mmmmmmm johnny depp. difference is, i would be his love slave even if he were dressed up as hunter s.

tc needs to GO AWAY. can't wait to watch this movie completely bomb.

Actually, the more I see of Tom Cruise, the more I think he's going to die just like he did in "Taps" - blazing away at a bunch of National Guardsmen, only a bit more Waco-esque.

I've also come up with the marketing idea of the century: "Pole" brand cigarettes. The ads will feature Tom Cruise as our spokesman with the tagline "Tom Cruise smokes Pole!"

It's genius, I tell ya! Can't miss!

I guess he could do cereal endorsements as well: "There's nothing Tom Cruise likes more than gobbling some Post!"

WOW! TC looks like a hardcore pedophile!

I mean all he needs for the perfect picture is to be on the playground at a junior high school!

#78, yeah, thats it, I'm jealous of somebody who is so in love with his wife that he left her and his new baby alone while he globtrotts.

#81, awwww, boo hoo hoo, these boards are monitored? By people YOU wouldn't want to piss off? Are you so far up Scientology's ass that you can't conceive that the rest of us live in a world where some great overloard isn't stealing our money and watching every move we make. Now go back to your job of sitting out on the sidewalk and asking homeless teens if they would like to take a personality test and have they ever heard of L.Ron Hubbard. It's a shame you feel that you need that crutch but don't ever assume that the rest of us are are weak willed and pathetic as you. Oh and by the way, next time you see Mr. Cruise, tell him I think I left a condom up his ass.

Fuck You Bitches, 2 in a row. Very funny stuff, watch for it on an episode of Southpark.

TCLTC=TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE...just a reminder..

Of course he loves to cuddle, it's difficult to get up and move around after you've just been slammed in the ass by a hard cock.

PLEASE SATAN..... CALL IN THE NOTE and REPOSSES the SOULS of PARIS and TOM !!!!!

And while I have Satan's ear.... WTF.... you couldn't find a better vessel for your spawn to take human form than Anna Nicole !!! Clearly Scarlet and Lindsay have vacancy's

# 86

Trotter- The piece of shit who runs that shit website is from Baton Rouge. I open-handed slapped him at an LSU football game one day when he had his "models" walking around advertising his shirts for the criminally fat and fucked-up. I slapped him like he was my bitch and he called LSU police. I actually got arrested, but it was worth seeing 6 fat girls cry because they're one and only friend in the world got slapped like a Mexican hooker. Thanks for posting that site and reminding me of good times.

@98
Papa - where did the fat girls touch you? Show me on the doll...

didn't he used to have a gap between his front teeth?

95... that was uncalled for and classless

@ 99

They only touched my hand as they ripped the hamburger from my grasp. It was a really good burger too. Fat bitches, ugly fat bitches... Great now I'm crying. Damn you Trotter.

TC is the new spokesman of hair club for men. You can tell it's definitely not real.

95, u fuckin rule

I'd slap myself if I was at a LSU game. Unless I was busy banging all the chick cheerleaders and other various Sorostitutes and Horority girls.

@ 105- Why would you do that? I'm sure I could find hundreds of people to slap you. I'll go first so the rest won't feel near as bad.

Nick took the good out of LSU and lost it on his way to Miami.

@102
Sorry, man. But that's what I do. Make grown ups cry over stolen meat.

Yea, those two losses and a top ten ranking last year are horrible. Fucking idiot.

109 - Sorry about the spanking we gave you in the title game. Payback! :)

LSU has a pretty good program though. That new coach should do well for you.

FIRST ya mofo's FIRST

weren't we talking about me and my hot pussy?????

How hot is it? Can it melt metal?

You guys are Retarded. Not you guys, you guys are cool. They know who they are.

Have you seen this website?

http://www.marrytomcruisein30days.com

This chick is crazy and one of the first people I met in Hollywood. I don't know how but she was. And I still see her at my gym but I run and hide usually.

Tom Cruise Loves The Cock

TCLTC!!!!! See how wide he opens his mouth for the HUGE ass cocks he so adores!

PHNLKDP

PapaHotNuts Loves KrisDylee's Pussy

I Love My Pussy.

119 - You bare it, we'll share it?

What's the over/under on him finally growing a cock-duster mustache?

Looks like Papa finally managed to chew through the ropes. FUCK.

That being said...

TCLTC=
Tom Cruise Looks Totally Crazy
Tom Cruise Licked Thirty Cocks
Tom Cruise Launched Tiny Crazies (spermies)
Tom Can't Lick That Cooch
TOM CRUISE LOVES THE COCK

What a horrid website. I don't have the perfect bod, but I never understood these women who get so grossly overweight that they can't even function in normal society, then band together to convince themselves that they are sooooooo happy being fat, life is good being fat, and it's okay to screw around with medical insurance plans that we all pay for by leaving themselves open for diabetes, heart disease, ruined knees and hips, and all the other shit that goes along with being morbidly obese. Goes for men, too, but sadly, men don't have to make excuses for being fat slobs.

Go run around the fucking block or something. Put down the ice cream and pick up an apple.

Men might not have to make excuses, 122, (although trying get laid out there, fat guys, and see how picky women can also be about bodies) but you pay for their insurance just the same.

Which is why I said, "Goes for men, too..."

ugh. why does anyone think that man is attractive??

Johnny Depp is a fag.