May 03, 2006
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes get a prenup
The Daily Mail reports Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are now ready to marry in July, after signing a $40 million prenup which they've been working on for the past few weeks. A $15 million trust has been set up for Katie and her baby regardless of whether she marries Tom, but if they do marry and later divorce, Katie will receive an extra $25 million from him. A source says:
"Katie's family have always been very sceptical about their romance. They were shocked that Katie got pregnant so quickly and didn't like the way she had turned her back on Catholicism for Scientology. But now this deal has been sorted out they are at least relieved that Katie and her baby will be financially secure for life, even if she doesn't marry Tom."
Either this is the most elaborate publicity stunt ever attempted, or Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are actually getting married. I only give it a couple months though. You'd be surprised how hard it is to maintain a marriage when the wife is locked in the basement and the husband spends all his time at gay bathhouses.
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Comments
1. Posted by 86 on May 3, 2006 06:23 PM
wow
2. Posted by Fugurself on May 3, 2006 06:27 PM
with their ties in scientology, I wouldn't be surprised if they remain married forever....not!
3. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on May 3, 2006 06:28 PM
The prenup states any cock that Tom loved before the marraige stays with him. Any cock loved during the marriage will be evenly split.
4. Posted by Iambananas on May 3, 2006 06:33 PM
Fourth baby!
5. Posted by Iambananas on May 3, 2006 06:34 PM
Okay, I like Tom Cruise and if any of you don't, you're not invited to the party... Tom Cruise might be a little strange, but he's a nice guy and a good actor, so don't be hating.
6. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on May 3, 2006 06:34 PM
Maybe Katie (oh, I'm so sorry, KATE) has been playing dumb and submissive for this long so she can get her hands on TC's money? Please? Please tell me Xenu hasn't sucked her brain out and replaced it with Tom's special sauce that he's extracted during their love sessions.
TC + TC + 4-EVER!
7. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on May 3, 2006 06:36 PM
#5.
BWAAAA HAA HAA HAA!
You and Sherry-co need to meet. Seriously.
8. Posted by Sheva on May 3, 2006 06:36 PM
Katie get out now and you'll get more for the kid than the prenup.
Leave Tom with Xenu.
9. Posted by St.Minutia on May 3, 2006 06:36 PM
#5 if by good actor, you mean using exactly the same constipated expression in every scene, I completely agree.
10. Posted by Tai! on May 3, 2006 06:36 PM
Yay!
Tom loves the cock.
But that is ok
I love him
ha
11. Posted by Pearly on May 3, 2006 06:36 PM
I would love to think that's true #6 but I doubt it, she seems pretty zombie like. Maybe she's "acting" but I doubt that too.
TCLTC
12. Posted by BarbadoSlim on May 3, 2006 06:36 PM
This has bad idea written all over it, I mean for Mrs. Katie "Cold Sore" Holmes. She'll never see a penny. It will just be so convenient for her to have a tragic, flying, or motorcycling, or Cock hunting accident with tommy boy.
13. Posted by Iambananas on May 3, 2006 06:37 PM
Okay, all tha t aside...do you think Katie Holmes was REALLY preggers or not?
14. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on May 3, 2006 06:37 PM
I meant,
TC + TC (meaning The Cock) = 4-EVER.
Yay.
15. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on May 3, 2006 06:37 PM
The only movie I could tolerate Tommy in was Collateral, because being a raving psycho killer isn't too far from real life, sans the killing.
I also believed him as a fag Navy pilot who had gay sex with everyone.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/01/barebacktopgun.html
16. Posted by Iambananas on May 3, 2006 06:38 PM
Sherry-co is all scientology, and I think that's kind of bonkers... space aliens??? Right, maybe not... but I don't think his beliefs should have to do with everything else... and why does everyone say he's gay?? He's been married like almost 3 times! and he (I think) has a baby... it's redicilous.
17. Posted by Trotter on May 3, 2006 06:39 PM
@5 - Are you a masochist or simply a deranged, obese retard? Have you bothered to read any of the strings here? Did you eat soap for breakfast?
18. Posted by sharkbite on May 3, 2006 06:40 PM
Pretty generous settlement. Nice for her. But of course, how much is your sanity worth, anyway?
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
19. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on May 3, 2006 06:42 PM
Iambananas used to eat paint chips as a child.
Tommy Boy reference for a Gay Tommy Boy post.
20. Posted by Iambananas on May 3, 2006 06:42 PM
#17, are you a fat, friendless, ignorant, spineless, nimrod? Why attack my person when you know nothing about me and say such nasty things? You show your ignorance and idiocy.
21. Posted by suzy on May 3, 2006 06:43 PM
ok wait... so she gets 15 mil that she shares with the baby if she doesnt get married.. and 25 if she does just for her? or her and the baby?
and is that 40 mil total? that's not a bad deal.. seeing how Tom could afford to give more
22. Posted by BarbadoSlim on May 3, 2006 06:43 PM
He's gay because we say he is, that's just the way it's gonna be.
That, and the fact that's been PROVEN by all the posters on this site: that his love of the cock lifestyle is legendary.
23. Posted by Iambananas on May 3, 2006 06:45 PM
Jsut because I don't hate everyone is a pathetic, introverted, loner way dosen't make me stupid.
24. Posted by Trotter on May 3, 2006 06:48 PM
Lambananas: your clit is showing.
Now go put on fresh pair of depends and let the nice nurse help you back to your room…
25. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on May 3, 2006 06:48 PM
True, that doesn't make you stupid. What you say in your posts is what does it.
26. Posted by Iambananas on May 3, 2006 06:52 PM
#24... How dare you! You obviously have no sence of class, propreity or any sence of living in a civilization. Just because you are on the internet dosen't make it right for you to be mean, ignorant or disgusting. You are no gentleman and I can't imagine any woman that would put up with a person like you. Learn some manners, it shows lack of morals.
#25... How is what I said in my posts stupid? I would really like to know. Because I don't hate everyone on Earth that is richer than I am does not make me stupid. I happen to be an un-hateful person... you could learn a thing or two from me.
27. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on May 3, 2006 06:53 PM
#16
Sherry-co is all Scientology, Tom Cruise is all Scientology, you like Tom Cruise, Sherry-co is nuts, Tom Cruise is nuts, you're nuts.
Simple mathematics, people.
28. Posted by Trotter on May 3, 2006 06:54 PM
@23
Actually, your pedantic concepts coupled with an obvious inability to negotiate "spell check" (let alone draft a cogent sentence) exposes your stupidity.
TCLTC!
29. Posted by MeganHarris on May 3, 2006 06:54 PM
hahahaha! This was a smart move.
30. Posted by Iambananas on May 3, 2006 06:55 PM
So I type quickly and jumbeled up two letters in the word "just"... and, please tell me, how can I not write a clear sentence. If you can understand it, anyone can... don't correct people, it makes you look like a stuck up jerk... oh, wait... too late.
31. Posted by Iambananas on May 3, 2006 06:56 PM
#27...You overlook the simple fact that I don't believe in Scientology... simple logic.
32. Posted by Charlaurz McHall on May 3, 2006 06:57 PM
the Pre nup is obviously th easiest way for Tom to pay katie for her womb related services. It is clearly part of the contract...
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com
33. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on May 3, 2006 06:58 PM
GAAAA! Run for your lives! It's MeganHarris!
34. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on May 3, 2006 06:59 PM
The fact that you are on this site, which is not a celeb-worship site (more a whoreship), and the fact that you are talking about how you don't hate and post bad things, blah blah blah, shows your obvious stupidity. It's like a white guy going to a KKK rally and talking about how they shouldn't hate blacks. It's stupid.
This site is about talking shit about idiot celebs. We do just that. We don't need people talking about how great they are. Go to www.tomcruise.com or www.scientology.org to talk about how much you love Tom Cruise's cock.
35. Posted by Iambananas on May 3, 2006 07:00 PM
Not, I obviously don't have all say like *SOME* losers to stay here and make snide remarks to an idiot online... I would only win anyway because on your BEST day you aren't as smart as me on my WORST. Now, go learn some class and try really hard to realize that your words reflect the kind of person you are morally.
36. Posted by Iambananas on May 3, 2006 07:01 PM
Gerald Tarrant ... you had a good point... too bad you discredited yourself so quickly.
37. Posted by Trotter on May 3, 2006 07:01 PM
Lambananas,
Hahahaha! There are at least 8 spelling, grammar and syntax errors in your post @26.
Are you from India? Sorry, wait. That was rude. Are you from Arkansas?
38. Posted by Iambananas on May 3, 2006 07:01 PM
I swear, 90% of the people on the website are so stupid it's a wonder why humanity survives.
39. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on May 3, 2006 07:02 PM
I see it all clearly now. Bananas=Edna. Good trick, using the old "new nick" trick.
And in other news, the cock lover, also known as Tom Cruise, has filed a law suit against the Superficial for calling his soon to be 3rd sham wife "Katie", when clearly her name is "Kate".
40. Posted by Iambananas on May 3, 2006 07:04 PM
Trotter... do you know where the "#" symbol is on your keyboard... I don't have time to deal with children... you are so immature it's stupid. I really wonder if you are proud of yourself.
You obviously have a lot of friends the way you correct people all the time. I hope you know that's not the way to make friends.
41. Posted by radio4play on May 3, 2006 07:05 PM
wtf when did this get here!
FIRST!
oh man tcltc so bad
42. Posted by smokeyrobinson on May 3, 2006 07:05 PM
Long time reader, first time poster...
Tom loves the peter.
Have a great day.
43. Posted by BarbadoSlim on May 3, 2006 07:08 PM
Lambananarandingdong, do you remember that movie called A Fish Called Wanda? In it, Kevin Kline played a guy who thought he was smarter than everybody else because he read all the classics. The thing is, he misunderstood all he had read, so he was really more of a jackass.
You,...you are that guy.
44. Posted by Fa Cube Itches on May 3, 2006 07:09 PM
Who gets the bastard, I wonder?
Didn't there actually used to be a stigma about having kids out of wedlock? Nice of Hollywood to make it trendy. I guess all of the random babymommas out there were just ahead of the curve on that one.
45. Posted by radio4play on May 3, 2006 07:10 PM
yo babymomma car crib is bigger than his
46. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on May 3, 2006 07:12 PM
Holy-Freakin' Cow!
"bananas" is on a roll! Gerald makes an excellent point. We all (hmm, well SOME of us) have boring day jobs, where we have to act all professional and courteous to all the assholes we encounter there, and it's just good clean (okay, maybe not clean) fun to come on here and bash the living daylights out of these celebrities. It IS called The Superficial. So seriously, take a deep breath, get off the soapbox, and relax!
47. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on May 3, 2006 07:14 PM
Apparently Feed Me Chocolate and I have the same client base.
48. Posted by Trotter on May 3, 2006 07:15 PM
@43 - I like the new handle. What an excellent analogy for my new favorite moron.
Lambananarandingdong, when you went to "school" did you get to wear a special helmet like the rest of the kids in your class, or were the wrist restraints enough to keep you from hurting yourself?
49. Posted by krisdylee on May 3, 2006 07:25 PM
lambananas eats her own poo.
50. Posted by Trotter on May 3, 2006 07:37 PM
Lambananarandingdong - I see you're a racist, xenophobe in your post on the Nicole Whorebag Ritchie string.
Can you spelll hypocrisy? Sorry, of course you can't. You haven't mustered up the wherewithal to work out "sense"...
51. Posted by radio4play on May 3, 2006 07:40 PM
you can't eat poo?????
52. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on May 3, 2006 07:46 PM
#51
tsk, tsk. Of COURSE you can eat poo. Lambanaranadingdong does it ALL the time.(come out, Edna, I know it's you!)
53. Posted by krisdylee on May 3, 2006 07:48 PM
I believe we were talking about how hot I am.
54. Posted by saltpeanuts on May 3, 2006 07:49 PM
I hope for her skeptical family's sake that Section 18(c)(3)(b) reads "Beneficiary Clause for When Katie and Syracuse are Whisked Away by Space Aliens".
55. Posted by radio4play on May 3, 2006 07:56 PM
#53 no you're mistaken that was the conversation you were having with yourself
#52 so how do you eat poo then?
56. Posted by Trotter on May 3, 2006 08:06 PM
@55
Lamebananabrains likes to do it the old fashioned way, like abck at the institution where she was raised. Straight from ass to hand to mouth. Of course, I think Sherry-co and MeganHarris have taken it to a far higher level...
57. Posted by snookyookums on May 3, 2006 08:28 PM
So...back to the topic...
I really hope that they have a private, tiny ceremony and then announce that they've gotten married.
Sort of like the birth of Suri.
And then the conspiracy theories and rumors can swirl forever!
58. Posted by No_Angel on May 3, 2006 08:28 PM
#35
Your comments sound oddly familiar -- are you playing "Judge Judy"? It's not raining, I'm actually peeing on your leg.
Tom Cruise is an idiot, a mindless ninny with no individualism or sense of self. He's a Scientology cult member and can't think himself out of a 4 way stop sign.
59. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 3, 2006 08:38 PM
this doesn't sound like a pre-nup. It sounds like he is paying her to marry him. I didn't know the price of a beard was that high in the millions.
60. Posted by MasterofMuppets on May 3, 2006 08:46 PM
#59
It's not just the price for the beard. It also takes into consideration Kate hasn't been able to sit right for months now.
61. Posted by antiguy on May 3, 2006 08:46 PM
This proves it! Katie WANTS to marry Tom. If she didn't(or doesn't) want to, now is the time to get the fuck out of there. She's got fifteen million smackers for her and her baby.
If she doesn't want to marry mister 'I am a fantastic actor but I'm also fantastically crazy', now is the time to run away.
Alternatively, she could marry him and then divorce him for bonus points.
62. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 3, 2006 09:01 PM
Wait - I thought we were talking about how hot Krisdylee is?
63. Posted by isegoria on May 3, 2006 09:04 PM
40 million when it's all said and done and she marries the nutzo and leaves?
I dunno. I look at the pictures of them together and I just grimace. If I had to be near him, much less had him touching me I'd only be able to stand it for about 5 seconds before i flipped out and went fucking nuts on his sorry ass.
64. Posted by isegoria on May 3, 2006 09:05 PM
40 million when it's all said and done and she marries the nutzo and leaves?
I dunno. I look at the pictures of them together and I just grimace. If I had to be near him, much less had him touching me I'd only be able to stand it for about 5 seconds before i flipped out and went fucking nuts on his sorry ass.
65. Posted by nortex001 on May 3, 2006 09:31 PM
Complete bullshit.
Prenuptual aggreements are NOT a matter of public record. There is no way in this vast universe that neither Tom nor Katie would divulge the either the existance of or the particulars of a prenuptual agreement.
Such admissions would only provide fodder for sick assholes like you all.
66. Posted by bigfatmomma on May 3, 2006 09:36 PM
like the baby wouldn't be financially secure for life with just her money anyway
gosh, i wish someone left me enough money that i never had to work a day in my life
67. Posted by TreacleTart on May 3, 2006 09:36 PM
MeganHarris, you are not an attractive girl. You really shouldn't put your picture up for people to see how ugly you are.
Thanks to the person who posted the link to that site.
I wouldn't have commented on how plain you are, MeganHarris, if it weren't for the stupid and insane comments you post here.
Anyone who speaks in favour of the abominable Paris Hilton should be made to eat their dinner off Hilton's herpes-infected knickers. After she's had anal sex.
No wonder you're a fan of Paris Hilton, you're even uglier than she is, if that's possible.
MHIHM = MeganHarris is hideously minging
Here's the proof:
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h104/BlackVenusx/th_avatar.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
Hmmm, I hope this link works. I admit I'm not good with computers.
68. Posted by TreacleTart on May 3, 2006 09:39 PM
Shit! I told you I'm not good with computers!
I'll try again.
[IMG]http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h104/BlackVenusx/avatar.jpg[/IMG]
69. Posted by TreacleTart on May 3, 2006 09:41 PM
[URL=http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h104/BlackVenusx/avatar.jpg][IMG]http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h104/BlackVenusx/th_avatar.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
70. Posted by Mr_White_Secure_American on May 3, 2006 09:56 PM
MY CHURCH CURED THREE MEN OF THE GAY THIS WEEK! THREE LESS LIBTURD SALADS FOR ME TO JERK OFF IN.
71. Posted by MeganHarris on May 3, 2006 10:06 PM
Hey TreacleTart, yeah, the link doesn't work. not only are you not good with computers, but your an idiot too.
Newsflash, I don't care what you think. And I'm prolly a lot more attrative than you, you fat horsefaced dyke. Where's your pic?
72. Posted by Drunk Blogger on May 3, 2006 10:10 PM
Are you serial?
73. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 3, 2006 10:10 PM
MEGANHARRIS - YOU ARE NOT PRETTY, THE MR CLEAN MAGIC ERASER WON'T EVEN HELP AND THAT SHIT IS AMAZING.
FINALLY, PROLLY?
74. Posted by MeganHarris on May 3, 2006 10:14 PM
I bet none of you guys have ever been with a "pretty" girl. and who are you to judge? Your an internet troll!
Please, guys, honestly, don't masterbate to my image tonight. It's really unhealthy to develope crushes online.
75. Posted by pagebetty on May 3, 2006 10:30 PM
YOU GO LAMBANANAS! i DON'T KNOW WHY ALL THIS crap ABOUT TOM CRUISE EITHER! So's he's gay, crazy, gay! SO WHAT! HE'S LIVING IT UP! He is hot! I LOVE TOM CRUISE! YOO HOO TROTTHER AND BARBADOSLIM! YOU SUCK! SHUT the hell up!
76. Posted by TaftHartley on May 3, 2006 10:31 PM
#70, 71, 72
WTF?? SHUT UP YOU FUCKING RETARD GALLERY!! Don't make me come down there and shove you head first into each other's asses.
77. Posted by TaftHartley on May 3, 2006 10:32 PM
Add # 75 to that daisy chain.
78. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 3, 2006 10:33 PM
74 You're = you are. Your = of or relating to you. MASTURBATE NOT MASTERBATE. Even YOUR ugly ass can learn this.
79. Posted by TaftHartley on May 3, 2006 10:34 PM
I'm "masterbatin'" to your image right now, Megan. First I had to photoshop a bullet hole in the middle of your forehead. The only way I can do it.
80. Posted by Akapee on May 3, 2006 10:42 PM
Why is there so much hateration going on? In the meantime I am sitting on the Navajo reservation drinking gin and juice and smoking weed with my indian friends and talking about how all you fucked up white people on this site have fucked up our lives for a long time.
Tom Cruise is our revenge on your white asses.
81. Posted by gogoboots on May 3, 2006 10:42 PM
If they get married, right?
82. Posted by QuitEatingFatAss on May 3, 2006 10:43 PM
"Hey Katie, I got a proposition for you"
-"Yeah, what's that?"
"It involves pretending to be in love, poppin out a baby then breaking his heart. You'll love it... its all about spotlight babe"
-"Is it a movie?"
"Not quite... but it reads like one"
-"I don't know... who's it with"
"Tom Cruise"
-"Fuck, you'd have to pay me like 15 million dollars to do that"
"OK"
83. Posted by MeganHarris on May 3, 2006 10:47 PM
I need a grammar and spelling lesson from a guy who calls himself "CruisingForCock" like I need a hip replacement.
Go cruise for your cock, little boy.
84. Posted by Iambananas on May 3, 2006 10:49 PM
I don't think I'm smarter that everyone... just everyone that hates on this website! And, by the way, you children are so immature, it's funny. Geez, all I said was "I like Tom Cruise"... and that merits all of you being morally repugnant, spineless, and people who forget everything about being an adult, not a 3 year-old? I wonder if you are proud of yourselves? Proud that you are spineless except on the internet, then you are childish. And, yes, that makes me better than you.
85. Posted by Fa Cube Itches on May 3, 2006 10:52 PM
Jeez people, enough with the Megan bashing already. Yeah, a lot of her posts are lame, but she's not often deliberately annoying; she just kinda sits there and does her thing, whatever exactly that is.
Save the venom for people who really deserve it: Edna; our resident Scientology propagandist; etc.
86. Posted by Iambananas on May 3, 2006 10:54 PM
Dont spit on me and shame yourself
Because you wish you were someone else
You look so clean but you spread your dirt
As if think that words dont hurt
You build up walls no one can climb
The things you do should be a crime
You're spineless weirdos of superficiality
Keep your lies out of my reality
And when you're nice it's just a pose
You're one of those
Haters
Traitors to the human race
Haters
What a drag
What a waste
I'd like to see them disappear
They dont belong anywhere
Haters
Spinning a web thats hard to see
Of envy, greed and jealousy
Feeling angry but you don't know why
Why dont you look me in the eye?
You want my friends
You want my clothes
You're one of those
Haters
Later for the alibis
Haters
Any shape
Any size
I'd like to see them disappear
They dont belong anywhere
Haters
87. Posted by MeganHarris on May 3, 2006 10:55 PM
Don't stress it lambananas. Thats all I did on this site, was just comment my opinions, and all of the sudden I was attacked by these people with low self esteem. I wonder if they treat people in real life, face to face, like this. I doubt it.
I love The Superficial, and none of these clowns are going to make me stop enjoying this site.
88. Posted by Iambananas on May 3, 2006 10:55 PM
Are you proud that you're haters? Are you proud that EVERY word pretains to you? You are probably too stupid to see the reasoning in it... just, go ahead, correct somthing I typed annoyingly, or say something immature. Both equally proof of your ignorance.
89. Posted by Iambananas on May 3, 2006 10:56 PM
I love the Superficial, too, and youre TOTALLY right Megan... They do have low self esteem... and they're jsut plain weird to be all weird on a website... it's freaky.
90. Posted by Iambananas on May 3, 2006 10:57 PM
How do you defend yourself from people who know nothing about you and are pretty much worse than kids? I really don't care how to because I don't care about those people at all, nor do I care of what they think about me.
91. Posted by TaftHartley on May 3, 2006 11:12 PM
#86 Hey, Pushkin, your poem made me weep. Why DO you like The Superficial?
92. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 3, 2006 11:18 PM
83 Oh. Okay. Ouch. I just got some anal rape from MeganHarris.
93. Posted by sherry-co on May 3, 2006 11:34 PM
TCLTC=TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE...just a reminder..
94. Posted by sherry-co on May 3, 2006 11:37 PM
This Pre-nup only shows how generous of a man he is...They will get married because they are in love...obviously not something any of you have in your lame ass lives..its truly sad, with every hate word you type it only screams...IM JEALOUS OF TOM CRUISE!! He is THE most POWERFUL actor in Hollywood today..You SLIMY SLUGS need to crawl back under your trailer homes...
95. Posted by sherry-co on May 3, 2006 11:40 PM
Oh and lambananas...whenever these SLIMY SLUGS dont have a remark or come back..they attack your grammer and spelling...such LOSERS are they....They prove it each and everytime someone doesnt THINK the same trashy way as they do...
96. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 3, 2006 11:44 PM
Sherry-co - Tom Cruise doesn't care about you. He is not watching the Superficial website. He doesn't even know you exist. He doesn't need or desire your support.
He told me so before he left tonight - right after I raped his ass with a black strap on.
97. Posted by Kweef on May 3, 2006 11:58 PM
It seems Sherry-co and lambananas have fallen in love. Be carefull bananas I have heard about Sherry's wicked case of herpes most likely from fucking Tom Cruise up the ass. I used to beat the shit out of girls like the two of you up every day in high school. And just like those pathetic cunts you also come back for more....me thinkie you like it. So how will you two decide which one wears the gimp suit?
98. Posted by sherry-co on May 4, 2006 12:08 AM
TCLTC=TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE...just a reminder
99. Posted by Kweef on May 4, 2006 12:11 AM
He loves to cuddle...cuddle large black men named Jethro
100. Posted by Tetsuo on May 4, 2006 12:55 AM
* FIRST!
* Bananas is un retardo.
* The media here in Taiwan are reporting that there's some evidence that the kid's not even Tom's. While that's fucking obvious, I've not heard the media saying it before, so what's the deal there?
* TCLTC
101. Posted by Kweef on May 4, 2006 02:14 AM
Im sure when the real Katie is unfrozen from the cryogenic pod Tom Cruise has her in we will get the whole story about how he stole her uterus. That is if there really is a baby, since he is such a media whore I figured he would be passing out placenta finger sandwiches at the MI premier.
102. Posted by tarjamarja on May 4, 2006 02:34 AM
#82. I was just thinking about the same thing. How much did Katie get from Batman Begings? Surely nowhere near £40 millions. This must be her best paid role during her entire career.
Lets just hope it really is a role and once the wedding is over and done with, she'll grab the baby and the money and run, run, RUN!
103. Posted by tarjamarja on May 4, 2006 02:37 AM
Okay, $40 million and not £40 million. £40 million would be better, though.
104. Posted by TreacleTart on May 4, 2006 06:09 AM
Lol! MeganHarris, you ugly pig, YOU are the last person to talk about someone else's intelligence.
Oh darlin', you don't even know the difference between your and you're. Isn't that something most people learn in primary school?
Since my IQ has been tested at 155, I'm WAY more intelligent than you, sherry-co and lambananas.
I'm not computer literate, I'm sure I already announced that, you dummy? But I'm not an office worker. I'm a songwriter, I don't need to be.
As for my looks, I'm a Beyonce brown (shade), 5ft 3, 34E-23-34 (HUGE, firm, natural breasts, tiny waist, nice round ass).
I'm not superstar beautiful, but I certainly am very pretty and have no shortage of admirers... from known Artists to mechanics.
If I knew how to post a pic of myself, I probably would.
The fact still remains that YOU, MeganHarris, are ugly. This comment can't be a surprise to you? You can't get to your age and not know how dowdy you are?
Look at the Anna Nicole Smith thread, no.43 if you want to see what this munter looks like, people.
http://popsugar.com/6682
then scroll down until you see her pale, haggard looking face.
MHIHM = MeganHarris is hideously minging
105. Posted by MissAppropriated on May 4, 2006 06:11 AM
sherry-co, the reason they have a pre-nup is because they both know they have a snowballs chance in hell of lasting more than two years. Especially when Katie gets pissed with Tom Cruising for Cock TLTC
106. Posted by Moriarty on May 4, 2006 06:59 AM
Tom Cruise is the cock
107. Posted by CancerNipples on May 4, 2006 07:31 AM
This isn't surprising at all. In fact, it's hardly newsworthy.
He has like a bajillion dollars, he'd be an idiot not to get a pre-nup, sham marraige or not.
108. Posted by Domino on May 4, 2006 07:31 AM
i got confused around the 40 comment mark.
109. Posted by prettierthanmeganharris on May 4, 2006 08:09 AM
@104 a bit venomous don't you think? If you are as intelligent and pretty as you say you are then don't sweat it. You don't have to get that nasty. Honestly, Megan isn't ugly. I was just messing with her. No hard feelings Megan.
110. Posted by isegoria on May 4, 2006 08:17 AM
Treacle, STFU.
Who the fuck cares what Megan Harris looks like. She's a lot better looking than your easily phoney description of yourself. And btw, as firm as your 34E breasts are right now, they won't be that way for very long ;)
Get a fucking life.
111. Posted by sweetcheeks on May 4, 2006 08:40 AM
Strangely, I LIKE TreacleTart. Because she's British. You probably didn't realize that -- go back and read her comment again, only this time with a British accent. Much better, isn't it?
I love England. AND it's soul-less paparazzi. Long live the motherland!
112. Posted by sweetcheeks on May 4, 2006 08:43 AM
MeganHarris IS ugly. She looks like a street urchin from the Broadway production of "A Christmas Carol." All she needs are some fingerless gloves and a tattered brown jacket -- she can keep that expression on her face.
"Crust of bread, sir, please? Aw, God bless ye!"
113. Posted by missscoobie on May 4, 2006 08:47 AM
I hope the gives her parents some peace. Those poor people, imagine having your spawn infected by the drippy ooze that is the Cruise.
tom loves the cock and tom is the cock.
114. Posted by CancerNipples on May 4, 2006 08:49 AM
sweetcheeks your opinion doesn't count because you think you're hotter than Scarlet Johanssen and you're in reality a fat goblin.
115. Posted by CancerNipples on May 4, 2006 08:51 AM
I think it's so gay how you superfish groupies fag up every news post on this site with your pathetic little in-fighting.
God, you're all ugly. It's one thing to diss on the celebrities, but to waste your time fighting with other posters?
You people really need a life.
116. Posted by sweetcheeks on May 4, 2006 09:15 AM
YOU'RE fagging it up with YOUR pathetic little in-fighting, Cancer!! Jesus Christ, how much can be said about Tom Cruise's pre-nup? It's all in fun. Nobody is taking it so personally. Go hang out with MeganHarris or lambananas (who several people believe is actually you anyway).
And, fuckface, that picture was a fat girl. It's from the movie "Fat Girl". Everyone else seemed to get it but you. It's like explaining a joke to the retarded kid. The don't really get it, only vaguely smile and nod their head.
http://www.offoffoff.com/film/2001/fatgirl.php3
See? It's from a movie. Only tools like MeganHarris would actually put your real picture on the net. If you're so fucking hot, let's see it!! Fag up this thread some more!!
117. Posted by sweetcheeks on May 4, 2006 09:16 AM
God I hate you.
118. Posted by bjpack on May 4, 2006 09:17 AM
I think MeganHarris is cute and don't really understand the hatred. Why can't we all just get along?
119. Posted by CancerNipples on May 4, 2006 09:24 AM
sweetcheeks, if it's all in fun, why do you troll me in every post and talk shit about me?
Is it because you're fat and ugly and I'm one of the few with the balls to call you out for it?
Is it because I'm the ONLY one here with the commons sense to realize how pathetic it is to get into little cat-fights with each other because one poster is more "witty" than another?
Stop fucking stalking me from post to post, you hambeast.
Oh, and I have no idea who MeganHarris is. I don't post here to win friends or whatever.
Like I have said a million times, you people take this site WAY too seriously, and sweetcheeks is a prime example.
120. Posted by sweetcheeks on May 4, 2006 09:26 AM
No hatred, bj -- Megan Harris could totally get some part time work in musicals. I was just mentioning in case she was looking for a job.
Oh, and she kinda looks like that scary ghost in the American Haunting trailer up here. She could do that, too. Endless opportunities, really.
121. Posted by CancerNipples on May 4, 2006 09:27 AM
Sweetcheeks how hypocritical of you to pull the "if you're so hot" garbage.
YOU are the one who comes into every post about a hot celebrity bitching about how they are ugly and fat and how you look so much better in your velvet bikini.
What a hypocrite. I never claim to be hotter than any of these ho's, unlike yourself.
Stop grasping at straws and go back to what you do best, cum dumpster
122. Posted by sweetcheeks on May 4, 2006 09:27 AM
I was on this thread BEFORE you, Nips! Check the time. And, once again, you're fagging it up.
123. Posted by sweetcheeks on May 4, 2006 09:30 AM
Bleh, I'm sick of you. I'm going to visit Britney.
I know you don't come here to make friends. Nobody else likes you, either. Mission accomplished, Nips.
"Cum dumpster!" It's like engaging Hemingway in a war of words. You've tired my brain.
124. Posted by tinkerbelle on May 4, 2006 09:34 AM
#70 - me luv u!
125. Posted by CancerNipples on May 4, 2006 09:40 AM
Oh, and just because this website 'apparently' thrives on the witty/sarcastic comments by the readers that have nothing to do with the original post(you wish), here's something:
sweetcheek's pussy is visually equivalent to a pile of cat assholes, and is the olfactory equivalent of living with a wet rat, inside of an old shoe encrusted with feces, soaked in tuna brine, and dipped into a vat of hamster piss.
126. Posted by innit on May 4, 2006 09:45 AM
Cliques on the Superficial = lame
And Treacle, STFU. There are already enough fucktards on here who try to get their nonexistent egos off the floor by coming here to post that they are so haawwwt and they have huge perfect boobs and impossible measurements and they want threesomes. Echoing #110, get a life you twat!
127. Posted by CancerNipples on May 4, 2006 09:51 AM
Cliques on the Superficial = LAME?
Coulda fooled me...said cliques are the only thing keeping sweetcheeks from deep-throating the barrel of a shotgun.
128. Posted by Edna Bambrick on May 4, 2006 11:08 AM
CancerNipples, I pray for your nipples and understand your bitterness. Make your peace before it is too late.
129. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on May 4, 2006 11:16 AM
"Comments will be moderated and obnoxious or promotional comments may be removed. If your comments are excessively inappropriate or you question why a comment was removed, you will be banned. There will be no warning and no appeals."
This really cracks me up when I sign in. This is the emptiest threat I've ever seen, seeing as how there are some pretty foul-mouthed comments, and I've never seen anything done about it. It's very amusing.
130. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on May 4, 2006 11:17 AM
Beware! Fake Edna is afoot!
131. Posted by CancerNipples on May 4, 2006 11:20 AM
what's your point? As far as I can tell (as much as I care to read)
Edna isn't even in this post. Fuck off.
132. Posted by CancerNipples on May 4, 2006 11:21 AM
Oh, my bad, I didn't see that Edna post before I posted. But to be fair, that is a "fake" Edna post...
I'm letting you know because you are all idiots and cannot tell the difference
133. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on May 4, 2006 11:43 AM
Geez, CancerNipples (BTW, you should have that looked at) you are one volatile person. Haven't had a chance to take your Ritalin, have you? Chill out, it'll be okay.
134. Posted by ohnoudint on May 4, 2006 12:12 PM
All I've learned from lamebananas is that she copies and pastes liner notes from her limited CD collection
135. Posted by CancerNipples on May 4, 2006 12:14 PM
How am I the volatile one? I don't follow any of you nerds around post to post, trolling you...
but yeah, I AM THE ONE with the temper? Okay...
Say whatever you have to say to keep sweetcheeks from throwing herself off the roof
136. Posted by lainofthewired on May 4, 2006 12:37 PM
You guys are all nutz...everyone knows that MeaganHarris is a tranny named Mateo...that pic is just some girl with the same fairly common name...At least pick on the real douche bag...
137. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on May 4, 2006 01:05 PM
Yeah, neither do I, actually. YOU'RE the one who got all crazy and told me to f*ck off for no reason. And how am I following anyone around, post to post, trolling people? I don't, so back off.
138. Posted by radio4play on May 4, 2006 04:15 PM
BORING
Yea it's still BORING..ya'll are just a bunch of nancypants..yea I make up my own words..bugger off now
tcltc..more interesting still than all the crap above
139. Posted by TreacleTart on May 4, 2006 08:08 PM
MeganHarris/isegoria/innit - must be one & the same person. How sad!
You shut the fuck up, twat!
Anyway, yes I do have lovely large breasts. I assure you there's nothing impossible about my 34E-23-34 statistics. Don't be so jealous.
Many females in my family have large breasts and tiny waists. Evidently it's a genetic trait. Along with being quite short.
Yes, they WILL eventually end up round my ankles, so what? We all age and things go south in the end. Do you think you've come up with a revelation, you fucking retard!
At least I have them and they look good NOW!
Anyone who puts their picture out there in the public domain is open to being commented on.
Are you too stupid to understand that simple fact?
MeganHarris isn't attractive, and, judging by the other picture I just saw of her on this board, she's got an unattractive figure too.
Poor girl. Not blessed with intelligence, or a nice face or a nice shape.
I actually pity her now.
BTW, complainers...if you don't like the comments, YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THEM!!
The screen-name is at the top of the post, you can choose not to read it.
Honestly, how do you idiots function in the real world without basic common sense?
140. Posted by Faye Valentine on May 5, 2006 09:08 PM
how strange. dont normal people usually get married before pregnancy or during? I've never heard of anyone proposing right after she gives birth. I guess Katie er Kate, lived up to her end of the bargain.