He's such a loser. (first?!)

Great, first Brit, now K-Fuck. Give me a break. God, please, if you can hear me, kill K-Fed.

Did he mention how he's renting Brit's vagina to Tom Cruise as a placenta factory? Next best thing to Krispy Kreme as he puts it.

Hate this douche, I'm sure he would save himself before his kid or his wife.

Fuck the whole signing in world!

Hey Brit, save the announcement. K-Fed beat you to it, but we already knew how much of a fucktard he was. So really, nothing new.

This guy is a pure, thugged-out, gangsta ballin' out of control. 145 lbs. of solid Compton, comin' at you with his 9mm blazin'.

A 12 year-old could beat this guy's ass. I'm serious about that, I think he could.

Argh, this pic makes me so mad. I want to kick his parents asses. He is a load that should have been swallowed by Tom Cruise.

HE IS A FUCKIN GRUNGY, WHITE TRASH, SMELLY, WHITE BOY...who thinks hes the shit...and someone clearly lied to him...HE is A GOLD DIGGER...cant truly hate on that part, because he just did what half of the females do that marry rich stars for their money..then pop out a few kids...and BAM instantly set for life on child support...i hate him though..i really do...

I hear K-Fed loves Tom Cruise's cock.

that poor poor car...what a waste

Thank God she made him sign a pre-nup..I read somewhere that she was going to, (dumb bitch) but her Mom made her..now he gets $300,000. for each year they were married should they divorce. Which to us is booka bucks but for someone who's been livin in the lap of luxury its squat.

I dunno #12, does Britney even have that much money left? I thought she pissed it all (and then some) away on her house.

P.S. I want a Mouserati.
I knew I should've got with Britney.

Oh snap, it's Malibu's Most Wanted.......

His dicks so small when he takes a piss he pisses on his balls.......

She made the top 100 on Forbes List this year. They have her listed as being worth just over 101 million. So she has plenty of loot..

The term is bouquet bucks....not booka bucks. The term
is from the french bouquet...as in an "array" of money.

So her mom wanted her to sign a pre-nup and she wanted to but she did or didn't??????? In any case, we make mistakes in our youth...gawd fa dami na mal...are thre any Swiss out there...?
Yes we all make mistakes, hopefully she can recover from her "Kevin Federline" mistake

Well, what do you expect when you give purebred trailer trash money and a microphone?

Why must every wigger have two or three token black dudes in promo pics?? What K-Fed needs to do is get a big black dildo, stuff it in his pants, and start posing with that around town...

Thanks Ms Eva for pointing out my errors. She DIDNT want to sign a pre-nup, her Mom WANTED her too.. hope that is clear now. Sorry if I caused a confused moment for you Eva. Will try to spell check prior to posting.

u guys u guys..i know i know i shouldnt be feeling this strange feeling because his brain is like a turd wrapped in turd hair. but pleasse he is so hot. like. hot. and britney is fat.

wait did i just say turd wrapped in Turd hair? i meant turd wrapped in bird hair. although i dont see it making a big difference or sounding any more intelligent.

I've never felt so strongly the primal urge to kill as I do with anything Federline. If I ever came across him in person I would snap his neck as naturally as one would wipe their ass, it would be pure instinct with no compuncture of thought. Look at him, standing atop a Maserati. In a just world he wouldn't get within a 100 feet of that car, unless it was to wash it. And you know he knows. He knows he's a no talent fuck deep down, the only reason why he poses in pictures like this and releases ear defecations like "Popozao" is a big fuck you to all of us. Well, fuck you K-Fag. "Federline" is about to enter Webster's New College Dictionary. It's definition is as follows: Federline - 1) a good for nothing, hanger-on. 2) The Wigger King. 3) A half-fag, slob who has no decency or self-respect. A cock whore.

It's not "bouquet bucks" it's "bookoo" there is no French origin to that phrase.

The Maserati brothers must be rolling in their graves, to imagine that this walking cumstain is violating this fine vehicle. You realize that he just devalued this car by a factor of 200% by just standing near it.

K-Fed is K-Annoying.

It must be tough being the black guys that K-Fed hires to give him street cred...

I was standing over a Maserati once...
...of course I was half-naked and flamenco dancing with Gary Coleman...
No...wait!!...that's what runs through my mind when I'm at the gyno...well, they're both people I wouldn't want near my 'gina'...makes sense!!

Does anyone know where I can get a "HOLLA AT YA BOY!" shirt, cuz dat shit is DOPE!!!!!

Sad that my first post is to correct crappy translations but the term is "beaucoup". It means "lots" - losers. I don't even speak friggin French.

Umm, 25th?

@ 19 no problem. I find myself a bit "confused" nowadays. Must be the good Italien red. Been drinking too much lately.

jimmy now that sounds like the right version..sorry for slaughtering it..and Ms Eva if your looking for some Swiss Dudes maybe you should start with a Swiss website?? just a suggestion..

@23 how do you know...anything?

@22 hilarious, you speak how we all feel....well not all but you know what i'm saying.....

What is he doing on that car? Pretending to be wacko jacko?

lol, like he saved the baby from falling off the high chair?

@30 I am hoping you meant that to be funny cause of everyone busting out the dictionary.....Italian Red, right?

And... what's a wigger??? (I don't spreckin the lingidy.)

Oh, beaucoup would make sense. Now I am sorry

In French beaucoup does mean "A Lot"... I don't speak French and I know that... it's obvious... Je vous aime beauboup... that means "I Love You a Lot"... it's a song :)

jimmycracks... that's awesome you said sorry... most people on this site are too immiture to say that... you're one notch up in my book (that puts you at notch 2)

7 out of 10 terrorists surveyed stated K-Fed is the main reason for anti American sentiment

nice to see britney has nice taste in cars, seeing how she was the one who paid for it..

kevin needs to get a fucking job..

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Italian Stallion--http://clothes.search.ebay.co.uk/holla_Mens-Clothing_W0QQfsooZ1QQfsopZ1QQsaatcZ3QQsacatZ1059

There's the link for the "holl atchur boy" tshirts... they're on ebay

but i didn't know if you were being serious or sarcastic, but either way.. there's the link

@31 thanks for the suggestion. my emotions just got the better of me. already got a swiss dude.

Get the fuck off that car. He doesn't deserve to breathe its exhaust fumes. Unless they killed him.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

@36 okay, Italian Red or Vino Rosso

are we in the moan and groan stage

getting back to the topic, i vote moan...as in gawd please
stop i've had enough of kfed

Good to see his "posse" throwin' some mad respek to the "West-sieeeeeeeeeeeede!"

Hopefully some Graveyard Crips from Rose St. will see this and come bang on them.

23: boocoo is a Vietnam era corruption of "beaucoup", which is a Froggie word.

Who is k-fed's consultant? Vanilla Ice?

Fuck, you're all killing me, beau coup is two words. It means 'good blow'. It refers to all the asshats that get posts here.

Tom Cruise - likes to give good blow (jobs).
Kate Moss - likes good blow (coke).
Lindsay Lohan - see both of the above.

@40. "Posted by Iambananas on May 3, 2006 06:33 PM
jimmycracks... that's awesome you said sorry... most people on this site are too immiture to say that... you're one notch up in my book (that puts you at notch 2)"

That is beautiful. “immiture”. You are so brilliant, refined and sophisticated. Oh, and morally upright. Do you like kittens?

was up w/ all this shit about beaucoup..which is one word by the way bloody bastards

sheesh tcltc

I forgot to mention. I will gut K-Fag with a spork if he ever mentions the Alba again.

@51 I am a military brat, vietnam war era...that's what I meant. time for me to get off my "fucking high horse"....yes not bouquet but beaucoup.

Beaucoup is one word, dumbfuck. And it doesn't mean "good blow," it means "a lot". You're taking the literal meaning of the individual words in a compound word a little too, well, literally.

Jessica Alba probably needed 2 or 3 showers after hearing that. I would.

Alright, I listened to the entire interview, and I am wondering if I am the only person who DID NOT HEAR HIM MENTION JESSICA ALBA'S NAME ONCE? I heard him talk about Halle Berry, and each of the other things written above, but I did not here any question or comment made by anyone during the interview that made any reference to Jessica Alba.

WTF does jessica alba have to do with K-Fed and this maserati?

my bet is that within one year, we'll be seeing this sour piece of trailer detritus on COPS, sniveling at the foot of some police officer, swearing up and down that he didn't MEAN to do all that truck-stop meth and drown his wife and child in a tub filled with beer.

#60 OH no the universe is out of whack now..first what possessed you to listen to F-fag's interview...second who cares who he did or didn't mention

does no care that tcltc..well tcltc

#60 the first ? asked to K-fag was...if you could have a threesome, yourself & Britany, along with one other person who would it be...his answer was JESSICA ALBA

Look, he's a hood ornament. Which differs only slightly from his status as Britney Spear's dildo and baby-maker.

he IS a dildo one that sucks...money that is out of his wife

he IS a dildo one that sucks...money that is out of his wife

auh2o, no shit it's one word. My post was a crack on these fucking twats that we are discussing. Get a life, and this time, get one with the sense of humor accessory. On second thought, don't get a life. Just forfeit the one you have now. Douche.

@44 I already have a blue shirt that says Italion Stallion and never had a woman disagree........yet anyway

just in case any of you out there even kinda thought he might just maybe just a little even wasnt a totaly wast of perfectly good space.. this should be enough to tell you other wise. what a what a leach!

@44 I wasn't being serious, but thank you Suzy anyways.......

Oh god.. K-fed.
Does anyone else see this picture as a sign that the end of the world is near?

ps. "Holla at ya boy!"
hahahahha
I really DO want one of those shirts.

#60, I listened to the interview too :=(
He actually said, "that chick from Sin City" and the interviewers answered Jessica Alba.
I feel like I have to justify listening to the interview now.
I live in England. We fortunately don't have to see/hear/put up with Federline much. I had never heard him speak before. I just wanted to see if he had anything interesting to say and if I would despise him less.
He didn't, I don't.
Oh well, that's 8 MINUTES I'll never get back.
It's my own fault.

How does he not have enough money to buy something other than 3 pack wife beaters (which should be only be worn by darkies)

#56
'I will gut K-Fag with a spork if he ever mentions the Alba again.'

What, that pig dude from 'Animal Crossing'? That's harsh, dude. Way harsh.

why is he still living? no really.....why?????

Check it out, he violated Britney when she was hot, now she's a fucking living, breathing pork rind. He is violating a supreme car, give it 3 weeks, I bet it transforms into the short-bus.

@69 yummy

I wish I had thought of standing on a car.

whoever owns that car should have capped his ass. or been capped for letting him near it.

I'm pretty sure that lambananas is the retarded girl at Kroger who used to bag my groceries... she liked pulling the stickers off the chiquita bananas and putting them on her little blue vest. And she regularly soiled herself and called all of her co-workers "immiture." It all just fits.

What a dumb ass. I'm serial.

I find it hilarious that Google's context-senticive ads saw "Kevin Federline" and then displayed an ad for the "Amazing New Tool." So true.

Sure wish I could spell "sensitive." Now who's the tool? :)

I don't even want to hear it, he's such a retard.

What a fag.

how can one want to make children with a similar kid??

http://www.lezlife.com

I have a hot ass, I'm serial.

I am seriously mad when I see people like these be in close vicinity of a Maser.

Following his divorce from Britney Spears and subsequent bankruptcy, K-Fed is seen here in still picture from his audition tape for the Icy Hot Stuntaz. Holla.

http://www.stuntaz.com/

Gerry, baby, don't be like that! You certainly got me good and put me right in my place. I stand corrected; I was unable to completely understand the subtleties and intricacies of your scalding wit. You should post more.

Is that your Illiterate website that your name links to, or just your favorite? It's awesome. It has a high school sophmore's command of language and politics.

this booka/boocoo/bouquet/beaucoup debate is mighty entertaining. please keep it up.
for my part, when i read "booka" on comment #12, i didn't even connect it with beaucoup. i thought it was a hot new slang word, perhaps the new "hella".

HOLLA AT YA BOY

What interviewer in their right mind would ask a married man who he wants to have a threesome with? Isn't that a little disrespectful?

Oh wait, we're dealing with K-Fed and Brit here. Never mind. Perhaps the real question should be: who in their right mind would interview K-Fed?

Oh Big Jim, Mamacita, Oshkosh, Jacq and Papa - wherefore art thou?

Oh well, at least Trotter's here, and he's a funny fucker. All is not yet lost.

I think you take this shit too seriously, missappropriated. Try going outside and talking to real people if this site is such a disappointment to you, loser.

Kevin Federline is so bad that when the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks HIS closet for K-Fed.

K Fag represents the "male prostitute" version of the American Dream. You go man whore!!!

hahah and who thought the whole rap scene could get anymore shiteous!!!
- hopefully this is the final nail in its coffin!!

RAP RIP

those two guys are getting their brotha cards pulled for that one.. posing with him like that

101, they are just trying to get a nut in a squirrel's world, nicca

he is such a human joke!

@ #7

Holy crap that's funny!!! But can I be the one to kick his ass. I know the kid would be disappointed, but on the bright side it would be extra funny for K-Feder-whatever to get beaten up by a girl.

Does anyone else have the urge to jump ontop of that car and bodyslam him as hard as possible to the ground? And kick him while he cries in the fetal position?

I love K-Fed. He's so lame that he makes me laugh until I cry. Repeatedly. It takes talent to do that!

I think I threw up in my mouth ...ALOT !!!

@ 97

"Taking it seriously"? PRECISELY the opposite, my friend, hence my enjoyment of the comments of the abovementioned.

Isn't he supposed to pose with the front of the car facing the photographer? lol...