First! And I agree. The world will be overrun with some of the worst genes out there. I'm just praying that Bragenlina's baby looks a lot life Heidi Klums's baby.

With all the TomKat and Brangalina coverage who even knew they were expecting... who really cared?

So, he had a baby with his...mom?

Seriously, is that his wife?? Brendan honey...you can do better.

I love the smell of The Supeficial in the morning....

WOW - Someone other than PARIS THE SLUT and LOHAN THE LOSER!

#2 - I'll just extend your comment to, who even cared that Brendan Fraser was still alive? Seriously, what has he done since the Mummy? Nothing (the Mummy Returns doesn't count).

Ha ha.. look at his expression...
Man, me and some of my friends swear to God that Brendan Fraser doesn't know how to read.
The monkey probably learns it all fo-net-it-KAH-lEE

#6
according to the link, he was in Crash, which was only the Oscar winner for best picture a couple months ago.

We're just moving down the celebrity list here. What's next? Anson Williams and his wife have a baby? Tina Yothers? Arsenio Hall?

He may have had a part in Crash (until you mentioned it I had no idea he was in it). He also supplied a guest voice for King Of The Hill.... it doesn't mean it was worth noting.

I hate the smell of MeganHarris, period.....

Tina Youthers -- ha!

Brendan Fraiser used to work part-time at a Mapco down the street from me. I know it was him because of those crazy bug eyes. And he smelled like "hollywood-has-been." You know, like gin and latex and Tara Reid's hoo-ha.

that's gonna be one fat kid

because there's not enough spoiled brats out there...

It'll be half clown, half Encino Man. Cool!

Yes, the whole celebrity baby thing is getting out of hand.
Luckily, Brendan Frasier isn't a celebrity. The world is safe.... for now.

Everybody's having a god damn baby. I hate them.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Aw, c'mon! What about Looney Tunes: Back in Action? That was classic cinema! He was totally robbed for not getting some kind of award nomination for that masterpiece.

Are they waiting for Xenu also?

@ 11-

I hate the smell of MeganHarris's period too. Smells like rusted metal.

#11 - Boys don't get their periods, silly.
#20 - Rusted metal? Who are you?

He is the worst actor in the history of cinema. In ny opinion, he was out-acted by even Liz Hurley in Bedazzled and Blast From the Past was 2 hours of my life that I'll never get back.
I do heart Christopher Walken, though! He's the shizz.

Papa is the shizz.....

Dudes, just wanted you all to know how fucking hot I am.

What do you mean, "Who am I?"

Let me be the first to step up and say Bravo to these Hollywood folks who have taken the 9 months to actually have a child and not just jump on the third world adoption bandwagon. Seriously, I'd rather be over run by spoiled children who are at least spawned by the people who spoil them (or at least their nannies). Angelina's 10 adopted kids are going to be worse brats, think about it, you go from calling 2 grains of rice a "good day" to having the world? Oh yeah, add the over indulgence guilt giving that Angie is probably doing.

Jacq;

Hey tard boy, blood tastes like rusted metal. You aren't a real man till you get your red-wings!!!
Hey, krisylee, how did the cock-hunt go the other night? I will believe you're hot, cause I have nothing better to believe, and sterile computer interaction with a hot chick while I sit in my hotel is better than anything else I got.
Fuck, that wasn't as funny written down as the voice told me it would be. Damn that voice, damn it to megan harris's mangina!

Gerald Tarrant;

Bravo, Old Boy, Bravo!

@ 25- Thanks for the support Tranny. I'm glad I'm not the only digusting fuck in the crowd.

since when is brendan fraser married to the chick that played Jan Brady on SNL?

or is that just Kathy Nijimy?

Krisdylee, there are so many things I could do to you for 30 seconds at time. We could make a day out of it. Or at least an hour.

#25 just a heads up Jacq is a women.....I can't say that she doesn't have her red-wings though, because she's cool like that.

Does Mr. Fraser even qualify as a celebrity. Wait, let me get a confirmation on that.

Err...yes Rosa?...baby get ..yeah, get up, clean your mouth,.. do you mind checking if Brandon or BRANDEN, ooooh BRENDAAN Fraser?!?! yeah I Know!! is a celeb?

*waitts*

Oh Okay...well folks Rosa tells me he is not.

What about George of the Jungle? That was awesome fucking cinema.

Whos Brendan Frasier?

he has the jawbone of an ass
look at that sucker
christ

#33 Or "Monkeybone".

Movie Pitch: "How Jesus Saved Christmas"

Christmas is officially cancelled, because Santa (Brian Dennehy)is sick. A small New England town is at a loss as to what to do, until one brave young girl (TBA, note: can we find something for the "urban" demographic?) suggests, "praying to Jesus, because it's His birthday". The entire town stands around the town Christmas Tree chanting, "Our Father, who art in Heaven, etc.", until Jesus (Paul Reiser) appears, and agrees to do Santa's job. The girl's cynical but lovable father (Brendan Fraser) has his faith restored as Jesus saves the day. The payoff comes when Santa makes Jesus an "honorary Santa" and gives him a hat. Jesus responds, "well, it's better than a crown of thorns!" [Should play well in sticks. Also steal seasonal "Tim Allen" demographic].

Stallion;

Jacq is a girl? Damn faceless internet!

Papa, One day, I to vow to have the stamina to go that long. This is why I can lift weights with my tongue, gotta keep the ladies interested in between monkey-humpin-speed-sex.
I have decided that Krisdylee has the body of a Brazillian model, the face is still a bit blurry though. Of course, after I get her drunk enough to let me touch, it's gonna be blurry anyway. Yay booze!

Dr. Rokter; Funny shit man! Hey, never got an answer, can I have your penis after I help dremmel it off? No pressure or anything.

#37

Sorry to keep you waiting. I've changed my mind as I hear the Pope is against genital self-mutilation for some reason. Which, I might add, is never mentioned *once* in the Bible...

*stops mutilating genitals, puts slinky back in box* My bad, thanks for the heads up, I surely would have gone and burned had I completed what I just began.

SUPERFISH

That American Haunting add scares the bejesus out of me everytime my mouse hits it. Taking years off my life

@40 I hit that shit accidently a couple times and everyone in the office is like "Stallion, what the fuck dude, stop that shit" I didn't want to say anything but your not alone. It didn't scare me though you pussy.............

Fuck the American Haunting trailer, I keep screaming everytime I see Jewel on the right. I'm afraid she might sing me a song about a rainbow with a broken wing dying from our polluted air in a pool of tears from Jesus. Snaggled-tooth-cry-baby-tree-hugger. I bet she was cool when she was living out of her car in the Alaskan wilderness. Sing me a song about that. I want to hear a song about how she sucked cock for 3-day old bread from the fat fry-cook at "Tiny's Tavern" in the dead of winter.

Whew, not sure what all that was about, but I feel better now.

Stallion;

Of course you weren't scared, you are in an office, whereas I am writing from a cemetary in Transylvania, in the dead of night, on Halloween, and Oprah is with me....ok, maybe a bit pussyish, but oh yeah, its a tight pussy, pretty, clean shaven and tastes just like Cuban coffee...
and fuck you very much for noticing!

#43 correction, smells like a Cuban Cigar, get it right.....I mean it is your pussy.....

Brendan who?

9 - Nice Tina Yothers blast. I think she's officially become the anti-Paris Hilton. Paris is mostly famous for being famous, and Tina is now mostly famous for being mentioned as someone who isn't famous. Bizarre sort of harmonic convergence thing, there.

Also - how badly must Brendan want to kill his agent? The guy talked him into both George of the Jungle AND Dudley Do-right. At least George was a relatively funny cartoon.

Sicillian Burro;

(you know, the cute, harmless little white donkeys that look so cute in top hats)
Man, you have obviously never smoked a real Cuban cigar, I'd crawl in and live in a hoo-hoo that tastes that good.

I said smells like, I didn't say taste.....
Learn how to read invalid......
I have had Cuban Cigars before and I do like them.....
I was just fucking with you anyway, and I only say that cause I think your funny.......
Oh yea, My whole family is in Napoli, if you no any better you will never call me anything that has to do with a Sicilian piece of shit again, please, and thank you....

Stallion;

Dude, you know what's funny? The Italian side of my family is half from Naples, half from Sicily. Talk about some serious arguments about food at get-togethers.
Speaking of reading, the word is "know", not "no". Speaka the inglish, a-mucha.

Crap, forgot the ? at the end of the sentence...Oh, your shit slays me to I.S.

Wow!! Why all the hostility against a man who is a very sweet, humble actor who dearly loves his wife (who is actually GORGEOUS in real life)and is a loving father? You can have your opinion on whether or not you like him, but why the hate? I think it's great that this couple want to have a family and can provide them with a loving home.

Encino Man! should have won an Oscar, oh the humanity

tcltc

You wanna know how hot I am??? Check out Buckcherry's "Crazy Bitch" video... They pretty much based it on me....

#50 your funny i'll give you that much.....as for your family being half from Napoli and half from Sicily, i'm glad you can admit your a halfrican, that takes alot of balls.........

Are you serial about this?

Where the hell did all these celeb-hugging peens come from? Shit, six months ago, you might have a short list of comments that were the funniest fucking thing you ever read in your life. I was there. I know things; you don't know the Superficial. I KNOW THE SUPERFICIAL.

I remember the comment about fucking (insert too-thin celeb... I forget) is like sticking your dick in a burlap bag full of antlers. It kinda applies to a lot of them, which is why I forget which one it was about.

Geez already. Quit whining, you starfucks.