Wassup now bitches???!!

How ya like me NOW???!!

Wow - Ånn Nicole.

You are really bring us the best in the world of celebrity now!

you like it baby!!??

She's gonna get fat again!

Bring her to the vet and get her fixed....let Brit and KFed tag along too!

lol

why do I like this crap? oh, by the way, Really original name, there, "prettierthanmegan"

maybe this year you can go to fourth grade, instead of staying in 3rd.

don't worry my babies.

we'll see a story like this again 10 years down the line.

from here on out, I think it would be safe to assume that "Anna Nicole" can be substituted with "Britney Spears" and the story will still be totally valid.

I'd hit it

MeganHarris: Quit acting like you're a chick, we all know you wear underwear with dickholes.

Doesn't she already have a son? I seem to recall some early-teen boy in her 'tv' show.

RC

This was Anna's reaction:

Soooo, if the guy comes inside of me and a baby comes out later, he's like the father!?!?!?!?*(^^*
I'm confused siiiiiiiigh,I want some Trimspa?

dude that "american haunting" trailer made me shit my pants.
it really should be illegal to scare people with loud, unexpected noises like that.

Anna Nicole: I've got one word for you: abortion.

if i remember correctly, she already has like a 15 year-old son. you mean to tell me you people didn't attach yourselves to the tv when that trainwreck originally aired?

amazing thing is, the kid seems to be freakishly normal...if not totally embarrassed.

Anna Nicole will make Britney Spears look like Mother of the Year.

And, isn't it enough that the dude got to fuck her and fill her full of baby batter? Now he wants to see the kid, too? I hope he was at least smart enough to make her think she was having fertility problems so he would get to ride that a 15 or 20 times before she conceived.

She'll be back to giving 90 year olds heart attacks in no time, if this kind of behavior continues.

She already has twins, but whatever makes her happy.........

@2 - Megan Harris...

I didn't llike you to begin with.

I'm betting the guy has a little over four hundred million reasons to be part of the kid's future.

Now she'll be saying "Want my moneeey", "want my Viperrr". Dumbazz.

#19

Not yet he doesn't.

Yikes.

I used to have it bad for this idiot, before she went all Fat Elvis. Now her brain is just totally fried. Such a waste. She used to be awesome.

Oh, I know #21, but she might, he's probably counting on her getting something.

I don't think that she's really pregnant - I think that this is all a scam by her man-friend assistant Kimmie...Anna would be dumb enough to believe that a lesbian can get a woman pregnant.

Can you imagine this whiny cunt pregnant??? "EEEEEUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH....get me some juuuuuuice, i'm thIRsteeeeeeeeeeeee. I gotta peeeeee, geeeeezzz, kimmeeeeeee, my pussy hurts...wheere's all my moneeeeeeeey?"

I don't know why people were giving her beads at Mardi Gra, it's not like we haven't seen her tit's before.............

MeganHarris: Quit acting like you're a chick, we all know you wear underwear with dickholes.

OMFG. That was gooooood.

#24 You're right. Sadly, he probably already did "get something".

Wow, what a sad and pathetic life you lead Megan. I mean, is that what you live for? Trying to be the first to comment. My god..

Anyways, back on topic. I think she might be a good parent. She had a lot of training changing the diapers of her late husband.

She does have a son already. Poor kid. All she needs is another human being to mess up. If she is pregnant, someone needs to lock her away from the booze and the pills.

It would be kind of funny if the guy is the great great grandson of the dude who she's trying to get the money from. That's one way to get some of the fortune back.

Why doesn't she just adopt???

Oh, right. Booze. Drugs. Soft-core Porn...Stripping. STDs...The old man...crap...too bad - she does have money though...

Can it have really concieved? She is pretty old and her insides gotta be all tore up.

I'd eat her placenta.

Bets starting at 20 bucks that the father is Howard K. Stern.

Can you even fucking imagine how ridiculously stupid this should-be terminated child is going to be? How about Anna teaching him to play Twister?
"OK Cletus, left ear chocolate. I mean, big shoe peanut. Wait a sec.. red dot poo-poo. Fuck it, get momma a drink and one of my special vitamins, alright honey?"

Let the Mexicans stay and deport this baby.

Cojo that was so realistic it was disturbing, I could almost feel her boozy presence.

What the hell people?????

36 posts, and no comments about the cock loving short crazy fag!

TCLTC

Man you people are slipping.

i agree with poster 15.. she does have a kid already.. he was on her show a couple times, i think..

so big whoopie.. he's not dead, so i guess she did an ok job

It says in the article that she dated Scott Baio. I almost mentioned him instead of Anson Williams in my comment about going down the celebrity list in the Brendan Fraser thread. If I had mentioned him and he is the father, I'd be psychic. Cool.

So, she can afford an attorney to help her get all those millions but no one to advise her about using a "friend" to get pregnant.

Her womb is so ravaged she'll most likely have a Lithopedion.

She'll be all, "I ain't sure why it never came out! I just figured it liked it in there. Like Kimmie, yall know what I mean?"

http://www.obgyn.net/ENGLISH/PUBS/ARTICLES/Stone_Baby.htm

#41 that link is kinda depressing

http://popsugar.com/6682
If you scroll down about a third of the page you can see a pic of MeganHarris.

#41 Trotter, I was wondering where you had gone to and was missing your jokes until you put that website up and made me throw up my pasta.........thanks

# 43 after seeing that I'm tempted to change my name to prettierthanmeganharris too.

Trotter, seriously?
Fuck you.
That was awful.

Kind of apropos, though.
Kudos.
But seriously?
Fuck you.

Trimspa. The new Thalidomide.

Oh GOD!!! I meant to pull out. Where is the coathanger? Someone push her down some stairs. This bitch is dumber than Britney.

Maybe the daddy is Bobby Trendy and he just wants to decorate the nursery with pink or blue shag fur.

"Come on Bobby, I want to be like evrbody else in Hollywood and have the alternative family! I want to go on Rosie's cruise ship!"

and she *won't* get fat again, cuz she had gastric bypass surgery, duh

#41, thats not a stone baby thats a garbage pale kid..I know I collected the cards back in the 80's.

Why did she have a friend donate? Could she have just scraped some old cum off her dental floss?

This gross #53... I kind of don't like Anna Nicole Smith... she was way funnier when she was fat.

#15, word. Her son does seem surprisingly normal. I remember seeing him on that show. He'd basically just lock himself in his room and listen to music and play computer games while his cracked out mom & the rest of the circus freakshow played dressup games and decorated the house in fluffy pink pillows.

It's safe to say that when Anna does it, it's trendy. I'm just worried that some celebrity will realize being pregnant is played out and look for a new trend to set... God forbid they all get it in their heads to kill their kids... because they will all jump on the bandwagon together.

I think her son is the father of her baby. There are a number of reasons this could be possible:

A. She's a total whore
B. She was probably too busy finding a sugar daddy to actually create a mother-son type of bond with the kid.
C. She surrounds herself with people that she pays to tell her she's beautiful and brilliant and that they love her.
D. Have you seen her relatives?
E. She's a total whore

"Baybeee, get here and take care ah momma! Don't you think I look good? Aint I sexy? 'Member when you used to feed off these boobies..."

Oh.

F. She's on so many drugs she can't even figure out if she's having sex for real or making another Showtime soft-porn special.

Thats meganharris? (I was going to type something mean here but my consience got the better of me. lol.

HAHAHA! Crazy girl that she is. She looks kinda scary now, I think I liked her better when she was fat and drunk.

her tooth-gum ratio gets me so haawwt!

I have it on good authority that Sugarpie is the daddy. The kid's going to come out looking like Bin Laden's niece.

I always felt sorry for her kid, now she is having more? She hasn't fucked up her first kid enough? There are shrinks taking down their names right now for future reference.

Megan Harris is a hot POA. She can ride my pony anytime.

@52 Did you ever get the MeganHarris kid? It was the micro-penis tranny covered in mucus and feces that carried a dismembered baby arm. Remember? I loved that one.

Damn, I really am prettier than megan harris, poor baby, well at least she has an awesome personality and sparkling wit.

For the record, I think Megan Harris is hotter than Kristen Dungst.

TCLTC=TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE...just a reminder..

Why is that a pic of Lil' Kim????

Dickholes in your underwear, where have I heard that before.......

44. Posted by Italian Stallion on April 6, 2006 06:20 PM
Naomi would get her ass kicked by Rosie...

That would suck explaining to everybody how you got your ass kicked by a woman with dick holes in her underwear......

43 well, I guess she does look like Kirsten Dunst. How about that.

#35- hilarious

papahotnuts, you make life worth living!!!!

Anna Nichole...so hot. I'd hit it all night long...

Right...this isn't fucked up at all.

All of this celebrity stuff and the fact that I live in Hollywood is starting to make my head spin. It's kind of like when they "crossed the streams" in Ghostbusters. Bad stuff.

Fact: Anna Nicole Smith was the Secretary of State during the latter portion of the Clinton Administration. She has a book out and is currently touring. Powers of Osteoporosis - activate!

I just thought I'd mention that Anna Nicole's pleasure hole is always full of sticky gooey white stuff. Oh and Howard that lawyer guy from the show had a huge nose. liiiiikkke myyyyy boodeeeeeee?