Minger.

damn! not first :(

maybe it's a new fashion statement ?

well...that's, uh, interesting.

I wonder if she made the sign all by herself or if she had her personal assistant help with the coloring in of the letters.

the sweatsuit is the fashion statement

Maybe she thought she was being creative and funny...well she failed miserably, she just looks stupid!

Aside from the sign in front of her face, she looks like a boxer on her way to the ring for the big fight.

I'd pay $50.00 on PayPerView to see her fight someone. Preferably Lindsay or Paris.

It probably took Ms. Scarlett three weeks to conceive the concept. Josh helped her out. Between the two of them they concocted that sign of great wit. I loathe these celebs that spend years auditioning, practicing the casting couch, and screaming out for someone to notice them, and the second we do - they want to be left alone. Celebrity is such a bitch, isn't it? Fame, fortune, and if you're lucky a dose of celebrity herpes courtesy of Paris Hilton.

#7 - Much like a hipster, no?

When I saw the photo I was expecting to read a title that said, "Scarlett Johansson kidnapped by black men."

I love it how celebrities, who get paid millions upon millions of dollars because people like us will pay to see their movies/shows/commercials, can't get it through their heads that they forfeit privacy when they sign on for their lifestyles.

i hope she was on her way to the gym.
this gurl is overrated. 13th!

At least she took the time to draw block letters and color them in. Cute, party of her!

I used to carry around a similar sign - then I decided to let my squeegee do the talkin'.

#8, I wouldn't. Scar would probably take down both Lindsay and Paris in one single punch, and then I will be upset that I lost $50 on the fight when the next week they'll show it on HBO for free.

We have every right to know where she is going & what she is wearing 24/7.

#10, Yes, I totally Concur.. :)

I often hold a sign like that up over my face in the shower while I take the pictures with the other hand.

idiot celebrities. "oh no, they're taking my picture!"

Ha!! that's funny, I may say classy and a little innovative, if it was Lindsay LowHore she should've only fingered or ran straight to the paparazzi to "treaten" him telling he would never work again in this city or something really bitchy-stupid that she could never be able to do.

Oh I'm sorry I got out of the topic but I hate that LowHore bitch sooo much!

It's like John Lydon said: If you don't want to be a star, stop being one!

"I'm holding a sign that looks like it was designed by a 10 year old"

BigJim is canadian. That explains alot, eh?

But I love pictures of Scarlett Johanssen so much...

oh, and scarlett johanssen loves the cooch.

"Boo-freakin-hoo, I'm rich, famous, I signed up for this celebrity thing, but I don't want the attention that it brings".

Poor, poor, horsey face.

i'd still willingly insert my penis inside her vagina

Unfortunately for the celebs...this is the life they asked for. I agree if they don't want the attention, get out of the limelight.

Weep weep weep... I'm a celebrity and everyone's hassling me in the street...

next time print out the sign from your computer. The hand lettering thing just looks sad and illegible.

Soon enough, you'll be begging to have your picture taken. Just ask Mariah.

No one's mentioned Tom's love for cock lately.

WTF!

Is she the unabomber?

2 minutes ago, I liked her...
What a moron...!

She's not the only one. I mean honestly imagine living your life with people all up in your grill with a camera, going through your garbage, harassing your neighbors and family, screw that. I would just knock their teeth out and give them something to talk about for real.

My Land-Cock has a sign which reads "OVERSIZE LOAD".

Those dudes are totally going to rape her.

You wouldn't know harrassment if I can up and slapped you across the face.

WTF:

Yes, it does explain a lot. It explains how I went to public school and got a good education. It also explains my sense of humor in dealing with a needle dick, unfunny, individual such as yourself. Finally, it must say something about my attractiveness, because I seem to have lots of chicks hitting on me.

How's that wicked wit of yours doing, Mr. "Potatoe" head? Go watch the Comedy Network for a few years and then maybe you'll be funny one day, but then again, maybe not.

*came up* not *can up*, what a tool I am.

Taking her picture is harrassment, but being felt up by Isaac Mizrahi isn't?

pinky:

What brand of tool? Black and Decker? DeWalt? Stanley? Skil?

Whatever kind, I'd definitely buy it.

BigJim:

Just bring your drill over and we can hammer it all out. Oh, I also need a ballcock.

I had like six angry fat girls berating me for calling Scarlett "fat and ugly" several threads back. Now, I am vindicated.

Why is retarded BigJim lecturing someone about being funny? He has run afoul of my Land-Cock one too many times. I look forward to meeting you on the field of battle.

Why hasn't Land Man been banned? I hate every one of his fucking posts. They are cluttering up the threads.

There is a HUGE difference in being harassed by "famous" people and being harassed by peons (AKA the paparazzi), OKAY?!?!

#42

Speaking of fat chicks, I think we finally scared poor Edna (the real one, that is) away.

Was she a troll? Who give a (shit, fuck, piss, cunt, motherfucker, cocksucker and tits -- catch all that, Edna?).

Even if she was a troll, she brought a ray of sunshine into our otherwise mediocre lives by unifying us in our desire to make fun of preachy fundamentalist Christians.

Now all we've got to make fun of is ho's like the boyfriend stealer, megan hairy ass, and sherry "I'm not brainwashed. No, really I'm not" cumdumpster.

Oh, yeah, and feel free to rip apart the WTF guy. He's a total intestine cramming protein exchanger.

Land-whore is just pissed that I outed him as a needle dick bugfucker.

Poor poor Scare-lett, she has to be in the public eye. I guess that's something she hadn't realized when she went into acting. Dumbass.
I have no symapthy!!!

More hilarity from BigJim. He's here all night folks, unfortunately.

I personally hated Edna and all of the subsequent posts that ensued. I stopped reading the threads for, like, three days, because every time Edna posted or was mentioned I could feel my lower intestine curl up inside. It just seemed too contrived. And boring. Like Jugs Girl.

I like you, though, BigJim. When you're not talking about doing it with Krisdylee or Jugsgirl.

Sweetcheeks: why don't you try not POSTING for three days.

Wow, a post where you didn't mention your Land-Cock. Mission accomplished.

I know how she feels, I feel harrassed every time one of her Movies comes on HBO and displaces something I actually want to see.

Did anyone actually watch "Lost in Translation?" More like "Lost in who-gives-a-fuck-this-movie-is-God-awful." There were no less than 57 soulful stares in that movie. It was pretty much about soulful staring, now that I think of it.

I don't know, I kind of liked Lost in Translation. I like any movie that has an older guy doing a young chick. I like older men and I like to call them daddy.

Wow this is a great new idea. I hadn't thought of this. Usually when I am trying to avoid attention from the paparazzi I just shave my head, wear a Buddhist monk outfit and wander the streets of LA asking for donations. This is a waaaay better technique that doesn't bring attention to yourself.

Maybe she just got something done to her face. Nothing major, maybe she had a freckle frozen and it turned into a huge hideous "freakle" like on some sitcom I once saw.

Also, the person taking a picture is trying to earn a living, bitch. You're famous, deal with it. Harrassment my ass.

Oh and I forgot to mention, totally excellent reference #22, Scarlett aint no human bein

Maybe hse has a real bad cold sore?

I would like to harass them big ass titties.....

I would just love to hear the witty banter between Ms. Scarlett and her "entourage..." I'm sure it's really intellectual.

#37

yay bigjim sticking up for the canadians!

i'm sure she's being harassed all the way to the bank.

i do not feel bad to these actors and actresses. you CHOOSE to live in a fish bowl. deal with it.

she spelled harassed wrong! LOL

Maybe she should be trying to hide her thighs instead of her face. They are looking a little plump. And while she's at it she should always be topless to make up for her bitchy attitude.

It was bad enough when this site had an ad for the Catholic dating service. But Jewel? What the fuck? Who comes to this site, scopes out the plastic bimbo slut-bags, drops a comment like "I wouldn't mind fucking that bitch in the ass while I choke her out . . . Edna fingers her children . . . God blows Jesus!", and then gets sold on the fucking Jewel album? Holy shit, apparently it's her most autobiographical album yet! Sign me the fuck up!!

Nice stains on the bottom of your t-shirt, miss queen bee. What an idiot, I can't stand her... she only plays in stupid movies and she isn't even that pretty. Her lips are too big and red and slobbery all the time... bug eyes, short, and retarded.

Her outfit just committed assault on my eyes. I am being visually harassed by the person in that picture.
I nominate Scarlett to go up against Lindsay Lohan in a celebrity death match where, preferably, they fight until they are both dead.

Awww, we scared Edna away... thats cool because Edna scared me... I was always afraid she would report me... don't know to whom and for what... but I was frightened.

I hate to say it about a spoiled hollywood star, but leave the kid alone. If you see how the "photographers" stalk and completely destroy any public time these people have, you may feel differently.
They swarm like bees shooting hundreds of shots in a few seconds while getting in or out of a car. Besides I like Scarlett. :)

@66 - Haha! My sister dragged me to a Jewel concert once and she spent 15 minutes lecturing us all to make sure our cell phones were turned OFF. Of course, some douchebag did not and man did she get PISSED. Whatta bitch.. I don't want to know her life fucking story, again.

Awww xpostal, you're sooooo sweet!!

Now kindly leave the Superficial and go back to your People magazine.

She's not that bad.

awwww...it's like she's 10 all over again...

Who loves block letters???? I DO I DO

F'ing Retard!

I, not being the original Edna, but taking on her namesake, will be reporting all disgusting posts.

i am being harassed by the poster after me.

Thanks Scarlet for the tip I will have to remember that. I skipped that part in learning how to be a successful actress.

Stupid.

Now someone explain to me why I'm not her bodyguard?

You can't be her bodyguard probably because of this:

http://myspace-202.vo.llnwd.net/00326/20/29/326209202_m.jpg

Go die, fake Edna. Nobody gives a shit anymore. You're about as exciting as one of Paris Hilton's used tampons.

I am not a "fake Edna", because I am not claiming to be Edna... you're reported #80, and you're also showing your ignorance.

Because that is what you are.. ignorant. You can't say anything about me because you don't know me, but I can tell by the wat you type and your reasoning that you are very ignorant.

BigJim... that's real lame, too... so I know two things about you.

1.) You're ignorant (includes stupid and classless)
and
2.) You're lame. Go get a life.

I bet she's really sweaty. Yes, sweaty and moist, just perfect for plowin'.

HAHAHAHA harrassed...i thought it was "harassed." beautiful girl, but someone needs to learn how to spell..hooked on phonics?

It also looks as if she's joined the Crips.

What a sucky, fuckin' retarded thing to do. You hire two mean-lookin' thugs to protect you and then you hand-letter a prissy little sign to scare away the nasty paparazzi? Lest we forget, this is the dumbass who exposed her pasty-white ass for all to see on the cover of Vanity Fair just a few months ago. So Scarlett, mission is *un*-accomplished. Your pathetic sign does *not* detract from your humongeous hips!!!

Um... hello? Does anyone except me noticed she spelled harassed wrong? What an idiot... how can anyone ever see a movie with her in it again knowing that she can't even learn to spell because she thinks shes too rich and too good to not be an idiot. Can't stand her.

"You hire two mean-lookin' thugs to protect you".......

Wild Rose, it's cause their black isn't it.......

Erm, why exactly?

Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY

(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

How come Cedric the Entertainer and Don Cheadle don't have signs over their faces, too?

What does "How Come" mean?

"how come" is something us rural people say in place of "why".

Probably some colloquial saying that makes no sence and people don't think about when they say it... that's pretty annoying.

#95 Not that I care remotely, but it does make sense when you actually use your brain: "How did this come to be" became contracted to "how come". If it annoys you, I'm surprised the scope and scale of vernacular English hasn't driven you off the deep end by now.

Putting stupid song lyrics in their entirety on not one, but *two* posts. That's not annoying at all...

lamebananas you are more annoying than herpes-ridden Paris Hilton and Megan Harris, and that fat-ass Pink all rolled into one über-annoying cuntrag. Go back to your algebra homework.

I'm confused. Does she carry that elaborately bubble-lettered sign around with her at all times, or did she call a time out to the photographer so that she could draw it? If the latter, wouldn't it have been more productive to just move along if she didn't want her picture taken? And, if the former, Scarlett, you've got issues.

#89--No, it's because *they're* mean-looking! If you don't think so, I would have to attribute it to your obvious manly physique. *I* wouldn't want to mess with them! And I wouldn't need to read a prissy sign to make me back off! It's almost embarrasing. I think I would've told her to ditch it.

You know, I fucking hate LameBannannas, but I that was a perfect play on Templar.
I knew what the picture would be, and it was still funny.
More because of the look on his face than Lame, but still...

*embarrassing*

Also wanted to add that it is of course possible these guys weren't her bodyguards, but I still think her sign is lame! And if they are her bodyguards, they're about as useless as Britney Spears' hired companion who sat by as she was photographed driving home with her baby on her lap!

Sweetcheeks, I saw your pic of yourself on the board about Scarlett and Josh doing it.
You have no fucking place to be talking about who's fat and who isn't. You look like Johnny Depp's mom from What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, only *after* she ate the whale that swallowed Pinocchio. You are probably the body mass of six Scarlett Johanssons. Fuck off and eat a Twinkie.

Scarlett MegaTits is just proud of passing remedial sign making. Next week, she is going to eat paste and throw up chocolate milk.

Mabee she can LERN to speel HARASSED with one R.

...or spell Mabee with a Y and minus an E?

No wories.

I spelled it like that on purpose for a laugh. :>

You guys are so petty with your comments.

Oh, POOR Scarlett. She's making millions and gets everything handed to her on a silver platter while the rest of us peasants have to *gasp* WORK for a living! I find it sad and funny that she has the nerve to complain about the paparazzi taking her pic when without them nobody would even remember her name or think twice about her ugly, ass-lipped face. Screw her, what makes her think she deserves privacy? She doesn't deserve the millions she's getting, but that doesn't stop her from cashing those checks. Fuck her stupid, spoiled ass. I never really liked her to begin with, but now I absolutely LOATHE her. Quit your bitchin, you numb cunt, and go back to taking off your clothes for Vanity Fair, since those pics meet your standards. God, these guys are just trying to make a living, maybe you should pay them to leave you alone if you're sooo concerned about your "privacy". Maybe you should get a REAL job if you don't appreciate the attention, fame and money you get. Oh, wait, I forgot that you probably couldn't get a real job, you'd be as qualified for a real job as Ashley Parker Angel, maybe you can stand on the corner holding a sign with him since you think it's so "clever" and makes such a "statement". Go back to your mansion and get back to screwing your nasty, greasy loser boyfriend.

Sorry tht wan't funny, that shit just irritates the hell out of me, and I had a bad day at work, I will try to get my posts up to the high standards the rest of you display.

Nice hooters tho.. thats all i gots to say about that.

She's just pissed because she looks like Charlize Therone's less hot, lame, unpopular little sister

Those milkbags, however, will be picking up dirt from the floor in about 20 years...

#37 Posted by BigJim on May 2, 2006 12:43 PM

"Finally, it must say something about my attractiveness, because I seem to have lots of chicks hitting on me."
..................................

Oh shit BigJim, don't let me stand in the way of you and THE MANY chicks you havee beating down your door. LOL

hmm, I think she might want to think about what her life will be like once NO ONE wants to take her picture anymore !!!!!

i like how there are two black guys with her

I love her new piercings though :D

Satan -- you know, there is a little concept called "irony" that most literate people understand. In that it'd be IRONIC to post a picture of a fat girl while berating Scarlett for being fat.

No sane person is going to post their actual picture on an open forum. For all I know, you're some hair-lipped pervert sitting nude in front of the computer, with a butcher knife in one hand and your dick in the other. No thanks.

it is an error, it is a sign to say to us that it is necessary to draw on the small string that it has between the legs!!!

http://www.lezlife.com

Iambananas looooves the horse cock.

It must really suck to be these bodyguards. Your job revolves around following pompous little celebrity brats as they go to and fro the malls.

A lion in heat will mate every 15-30 minutes for up to EIGHT DAYS in a row, without stopping to eat or play.

I'm the wrong mammal.

This girl is such a media whore. It would be different if she were the reclusive type, the type that doesn't do soft-core porn spreads for Maxim, etc. But she's a complete attention and media whore so I really don't get why all the sudden she thinks that papparazzi is harassing her. FFS, she had no problem with Isaac Mizrahi(sp) fondling her boobs! BUT DON'T YOU DARE TAKE MY PICTURE!

What a moron.

And yeah, I knew sweaty_cheeks was a goblin all along.

Holly, I'll stop over and we can play "lions" if you'd like.

108: DAMNNN! I loved it :)

People starving to death, people getting splattered in wars, and all the rest...

...but there's Scarlett making a STAND!

STAND UP, SCARLETT!!!!

Somebody push MLK and Gandhi off the shelf; we got to recognize the new generation's heroes.

YOU ARE SO COURAGEOUS, SCARLETT!!!! FIGHT THE POWER!!!!

WE SHALL OVERCOME! WE SHAL–––

Dammit. I puked all over my bathrobe. That's just great.

she does realize that she doesnt have to be a famous movie star right? I mean...if she hates all the attention...

Am I the only person who realized she has spelled the word harassed wrong? It's one "r" not two babe.

I can't believe that Scarlett doesn't have a computer and printer. Who decides to get out a piece of paper and some colored markers?

Um, note to all celebrities...

IF YOU DON'T WANT ATTENTION, DON'T BECOME FAMOUS!!!

I confess to my husband all the time how much I want the paparazzi to take MY pictures. I am really trying to out-do Lindsay and Paris. I mean, there is a reason I have sex with my shades open....WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PICS???????
I guess I need to move to Rodeo Drive. All that see us now are the cows....and they aren't taking pictures. Sorry for all that info....just stating what's on my mind!

I really don't like people like this..I once saw J Timebrlake and C Diaz at a friggin FILM FESTIVAL and they were covering their faces in horror of all their fans wanting to see them...jerks..Wait till one of them needs pictures like this to help promote their next ridiculous waste time aka ALPHA DOG.

Sheesh. What a knobjockey.

People on the go bust out markers!
Look at her!

The idea is cool, but it would have been funnier if it had been an advertisement for Golden Palace.com

And better if it was getting out the message about a cause she cares about. These people are wasting perfect opportunities for free ads.

just want to see if this works