Lindsay Lohan can deport girlfriends

1. Posted by colormeskanky on May 1, 2006 04:44 PM

ha ha lindsay blowhan should be deported herself, back the retardville.

2. Posted by idiot.celebrities on May 1, 2006 04:44 PM

...who is Brett Ratner? Does anyone care?

LiLo will find some other slutty guy by next weekend anyway, so I certainly hope this didn't break her syphillis encrusted heart.

3. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 04:47 PM

lindsay lohan is still alove?...damn.
must - pray - harder

4. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 04:47 PM

*alive....even.

5. Posted by Tania on May 1, 2006 04:48 PM

C-C-C-Cat fight!!

I love the part where Brett just "hid in the bedroom." Any REAL man would have had both eyes on the fight and one hand on his dick.

6. Posted by MeganHarris on May 1, 2006 04:48 PM

Hey, at least let me be 5. or 6.

hehehe

7. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 1, 2006 04:50 PM

That picture made my Penis do it's best turtle impression............

8. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 04:51 PM

have you seen brett ratner? he looks like a short, hairy midget. he's like 4'8.

9. Posted by BigJim on May 1, 2006 04:52 PM

Maybe we could have sherry-cunt deported. Come to think of it, this whole deporting thing sounds like a great idea.

How about this:
You know how poor people fantasize about what they'd do if they won the lottery, and some say they would buy their own private island? I bet we could talk Paris into doing something like that -- she's certainly got enough money. Then she could invite Lindsay, Pete Doherty, those Simpson bitches, and a bunch of other people we hate to her island for a big party.

Then France could nuke that island.

10. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 04:52 PM

http://www.epochtimes.com/i6/4110336521078.jpg

.................i rest my case.

11. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 04:54 PM

the french wont nuke anything but a potatoe in the microwave.

12. Posted by bjpack on May 1, 2006 04:54 PM

Lindsay Lohan anagram > ANAL DISH ONLY

13. Posted by pinky_nip on May 1, 2006 04:54 PM

Can I PLEASE kick MeganHarris in the twat, or whatever it is that's between it's fat, fucking legs. Deport her!

14. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 1, 2006 04:55 PM

MeganHarris, I hear Aruba is a great travel spot for spring break, you should go......please......

15. Posted by Grphdesi23 on May 1, 2006 04:55 PM

Hag.

16. Posted by BigJim on May 1, 2006 04:56 PM

Potatoe? Who the fuck are you? Dan fucking Quayle?

And, the French are the only ones who still do nuclear testing, dumbass.

17. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 04:59 PM

im googling this bitch Brett "the midget" Ratner is fucking...and come across...

http://hometown.aol.de/King22225606691/Nabel11.html

check out this NAVEL GALLERY! i almost threw up in my mouth! damn...where is my Peter Doherty stash at!!!!!!!!

18. Posted by BigJim on May 1, 2006 04:59 PM

Just in case your attention span is too short or you are too young to get the Dan Quayle reference: http://www.capitalcentury.com/1992.html

19. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 05:00 PM

BigJim, you and your "life-partner" can discuss foreign nuclear testing while your fucking each other in the ass tonight.

20. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 05:01 PM

BigJim..is that what he calls it? :-/

21. Posted by Dr.Rokter on May 1, 2006 05:03 PM

She looks like Danny Bonaduce during his Partridge Family years.

22. Posted by BigJim on May 1, 2006 05:05 PM

WTF:

I apologize for pointing out that you're retarded. I realize that it must fill you with such shame to know that you are equally stupid as a Republican Vice-president.

I am completely deserving of your hostility for antagonizing you about your sub-par IQ.

Again, my sincerest apologies.

23. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 05:08 PM

Posted by BigJim on May 1, 2006 05:05 PM

"WTF:
I realize that it must fill you with such shame to know that you are equally stupid as a Republican Vice-president."

LOL...right.

24. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 05:09 PM

hey..i find it hilarious your using political references as come-backs on a fucking celebrity mock site.

tom likes the dick and apparently so does BigJim.

25. Posted by Libraesque on May 1, 2006 05:11 PM

Will all of you fucking assholes shut the fuck up. This site is not your personal space for this bullshit, this is a celebrity bashing site. Start your own god damn site to act like 5 year olds. GROW UP, talk celebrity trash OR GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE

26. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 05:11 PM

Is BigJim really Bill Clinton? Are you getting a hummer right now as we speak.....you go Big Willy!

27. Posted by BigJim on May 1, 2006 05:11 PM

And I find it hilarious that you could spell hilarious correctly.

28. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 05:12 PM

Libraesque speak with Bill (cough) I mean BigJim.

29. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 05:12 PM

And I find it hilarious that you could spell hilarious correctly, too! what a world! :-0

30. Posted by D-Rock on May 1, 2006 05:13 PM

Lindsay will get over it. She'll just go home and write something nasty about her in the Burn Book. Then, to pretend to make amends, she'll give her a container of fancy face lotion...but it will actually be filled with foot cream! Haha, that'll show that bitch!

31. Posted by BigJim on May 1, 2006 05:14 PM

#25:

I do believe that I started talking about nuking Lindsay and Paris Hilton. I can't help it if I feel the need to attack brainless invertebrates (whom are the result of their trailer-park-living daddy fucking his retarded sister) when they prove the depths of their stupidity in this forum.

32. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 05:15 PM

lindsay lohan looks like she would fuck the shit out of you then shit on your chest and call it a present.

33. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 05:16 PM

Where is Edna...she needs to report BigJim...hahahahahahahahaha

34. Posted by St.Minutia on May 1, 2006 05:23 PM

25 Libraesque, you 5 year old fat cow asshole. Feel free to ram your head into the nearest brick wall.

WTF, what the fuck? You are so the opposite of witty and your comebacks stink like asparagus piss.

35. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 05:28 PM

youd know. how does that piss feel/taste?

36. Posted by Yoda a Green Schlong Has on May 1, 2006 05:29 PM

@9,

Nice thought, but I think we're stuck with sherry-cocksucker. Scientology is officially a cult, and illegal, in much of the world.

We can only hope that Paris Hilton doesn't convert to Scientology, as it would make her even more annoying. Though, she does have the rabbit IQ, and like Tom, she certainly loves the cock, ...

37. Posted by dark on May 1, 2006 05:38 PM

With the shades and hair, she looks like the early '90's model Michael Jackson. She's darker skinned, of course . . . .

38. Posted by Pearly on May 1, 2006 05:39 PM

What moron would give his alarm code to Lohan and tell her to drop by anytime? Someone who wants a pscho bitch fight in his living room, that's who. I'll bet he wasn't hiding, he was just running the video camera.

39. Posted by Sheva on May 1, 2006 05:44 PM

Ho it up Lindzer, ho it up. I absolutely love her. She is the perfect whore trainwreck.

40. Posted by idiot.celebrities on May 1, 2006 06:04 PM

WTF, you're a douchebag. Thanks for posting #3, 4, 8, 10, 11, 17, 19, 20, 23, 24, 26, 28, 29, 32, 33, and 35 and making this site collectively dumber.

You have wasted ALL of our time. Stop being a whiny little slut puppy to BigJim. You have annoyed all of us. Now go kill yourself: no one likes you.

Lindsay looks like a linebacker in this picture, and TCLTC.

41. Posted by illkarate on May 1, 2006 06:10 PM

She kinda looks like Tom Cruise... circa Top Gun. Easy on the Cheetos...

42. Posted by gammanormids on May 1, 2006 06:12 PM

Is my opinior or Lohan is the kind of girl boys don't take seriously? Like Paris, Jessica, Paris, Ritchie, Paris...

43. Posted by colormeskanky on May 1, 2006 06:17 PM

celebrities are so weird. they can fuck pretty much whoever they want, and yet we find them endlessly fighting over each other's conquests.

except paris hilton, she's an equal opportunity fucker. anyone, everyone: welcome to paris.

44. Posted by MaryBackstayge on May 1, 2006 06:19 PM

Oh, they take her seriously.
Seriously in the ASS.

45. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on May 1, 2006 06:31 PM

Brett Ratner??? WTF? Lindsey will fuck anything. Have you guys seen what Ratner looks like? #8 is right on the money. And he was previously dating that extra from Planet of the Apes, Serena Williams. I'll never watch Parent Trap again.

46. Posted by ieatthepoo on May 1, 2006 06:35 PM

Brett Ratner loves the cock.

I'm still gonna watch Parent Trap once a day though.

47. Posted by krisdylee on May 1, 2006 06:48 PM

Asparagus piss. Hahahahahaha. WTF, go eat a slab of vagina ham and leave us to our bitter celeb-bashing and sex-orgies. BigJim, I heart Iginla.

48. Posted by Doc on May 1, 2006 07:07 PM

I hate to say this, but I'm really starting to like Lindsay... first making Jessica Simpson cry, and now this... shes much cooler than I thought!

49. Posted by ESQ on May 1, 2006 07:58 PM

Here is how the REAL argument went down:

Lindsay: "I fucked him first!"
Alina: "I fucked him first!"
Brett: "I am scared of these two bitches!"
Lindsay: "CUNT!"
Alina: "Double CUNT!"

In the meantime the real pussy in this situation is Brett.

50. Posted by Fa Cube Itches on May 1, 2006 08:04 PM

She's looking a little Jack Black-ish in that picture.

Alright Lindsay, you've got the drugs, eating disorder, whoring about, and general craziness of Dana Plato down. Now get out there and commit some major felonies, goddamn it!

51. Posted by tsarinaamanda on May 1, 2006 08:54 PM

Brett Ratner dated Serena Williams? WTF is up with that, she looks like a drag queen, and is like, a foot taller than him. I can only imagine who was pitching in that relationship...you know, Serena. Because she has the cock. Ugh, and now Lindsay Hohan? What is wrong with this little troll?

52. Posted by Yoda a Green Schlong Has on May 1, 2006 09:33 PM

Who the fuck is Brett Ratner? Anyone can score Lindsay "like Ellis Island, takes all comers" Lohan, but Alina Puscau is absolutely fucking hot.

Ratner looks like Sam Gamgee, from LOTR. He's wearing shoes in the pictures, to hide the furry feet, but I think he's a hobbit.

http://dailyceleb.com/production/?view=event&eid=3892&cap=alina+puscau&PHPSESSID=1144df01ea59b16f4e32251c1649d274

53. Posted by Yoda a Green Schlong Has on May 1, 2006 09:46 PM

Has anyone noticed that Ratner has both hands in his pockets in every picture in which he's standing?

Does Ratner

a. have furry hobbit hands?

b. engage in chronic public masturbation?

c. have a miniscule penis?

d. all of the above.

54. Posted by gogoboots on May 1, 2006 09:55 PM

Ohhhh man, what a great story! Lindsay should direct the movie and star in it. Then she'd win that Oscar 'cause it sounds brilliant. Oh and she has to get naked in it to seal that Oscar win, baby! The look on Linds face when she saw them in bed is fucking PRICELESS I tell you. Does Brett have any cameras in his bedroom!?

55. Posted by tsarinaamanda on May 1, 2006 09:57 PM

@53

Ooh, Oooh, I know the answer, is it "D"? What do I win?

56. Posted by Miss Skyline on May 1, 2006 10:04 PM

I would have loved to see the look on her face. "Older" men love you, Linds? Is that what it is?

57. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 10:46 PM

#40 does your dad da's dick hurt when he shoves it past your tonsils? what a fucking moron, oh no im pissing myself, some internet pedo is annoyed by me. LMAO

58. Posted by Drunk Blogger on May 2, 2006 01:58 AM

This story makes me hate Hollywood even more, yet at the same time wish I was more a part of it. Ahh, isn't that what thesuperficial is all about when you really think about it.

59. Posted by junebug on May 2, 2006 02:30 AM

TCLTC

60. Posted by xAgonyxScenex on May 2, 2006 05:18 AM

So...it's true. Lindsay Lohan slept her way to fame. Much like Paris, but much more discreet. HA!

61. Posted by MaryBackstayge on May 2, 2006 08:41 AM

Yes, Linds is a train wreck and it's painful--yet entertaining--to watch. But please. Alina is NOT that hot: She's just tall and skinny and pouty. She looks stoned and stupid. But hey, whatever pulls your pants down.

62. Posted by Lindsay Lohan on May 2, 2006 09:15 AM

Brett is amazing okay. I know I'm a psycho, but I love him.

63. Posted by DonLes91 on May 2, 2006 10:14 AM

I thought Brett Rattner was a female. Oh, wait, that's Brett BUTLER. Never mind.

With the luck she's having with guys, maybe she should jump the fence. That's what her career needs...a hot lesbian affair.

64. Posted by CPR is so erotic on May 2, 2006 10:40 AM

Lindsay .. you gett'n uglay.

65. Posted by ShanDourdan on May 2, 2006 11:08 AM

Sorry, I know this topic is about Lindsay Hohan but I'm having a hard time getting over the whole Brett Ratner and Serena Williams thing. I really can't decide which is the uglier fucker out of the two. Either way someone was taking it up the arse.

66. Posted by sundaybl00dysunday on May 2, 2006 12:23 PM