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this is her one addiction, besides the tight leather get-ups she wears for most movies she's starring in...show of that flat ass baby!

her eyes look like a weasel's and make me want to punch babies

She is in the bushes getting poo off her shoe.

You gotta stay fit in Hollywood. You dont want to turn into a fatty like Scarlett or that whale Charlize.

Wow, she works out...what a fatty.

Just lugging these things around all day is a workout all by itself:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/003633.html

I like sweaty chicks, as long as I'm the one who made them sweat.

Does she ever keep her mouth closed?

My Land-Balls are slap, slap, slappin on her chinny-chin-chin. Prepare to fire the Land-Cannon.

can you say "adobe photoshop"?

Sienna Miller said in an interview that Kate has it written into her contract that she can't be filmed bending over because the fake titts ride up and look unatural.

heh heh, thats a good bitchy starlet, now tell us something about Angelina.

Her boobs are sooo fake and sooo high. I've seen the Awful Plastic Surgery site and they're damn nasty.
Just checking - are people still doing step aerobics?

I used to think she was cute but now, without make up, she looks like a rat. Anyone got any cheese....

She also smokes like a chimney....Girl just wants to stay skinny for that no talent husband of hers.

Hollywood sucks. No one is normal. I can' t wait for the backlash against all this ridiculous dieting and exercise craze... like when they all get cancer for having a diet of cigarettes and coffee.

Why would you have your publicist have you photographed working out? Hmmm, because you aren't really "working"? Good effort, Kate, keep on workin' those abs.

So?... Nobody "would HIT IT" yet????

Doesn't she smoke, too? Maybe she's preparing to possibly be the next Wonder Woman.

awww i think she's purty...

Boo-fucking-hoo. sherry-cumbucket called me a slimy slug for outing some fat fatty as a whack job scientologist on the "Angelina is real purdy" thread.

I think she is absolutely beautiful. Her body is definately something to be admired.

Also I went to that link and her breast just clealry have stretch marks. It is just when the skin stretches when I first started developing my breasts looked exactly like that but then after the skin had some time to catch up they went away. Same thing happens when women get pregnant. It's possible she got them from surgery but it's a heck of a lot more likely she got them while she was pregnant as they are extremely common during and soon after pregnancy. Either way they will have gone away a couple months after that picture.

@22:
Do you ride a short bus?

i hate t his bitch.

wow- I thought black was supposed to be slimming- what a fatty. She needs to pick up the pace if she wants to achieve that waif thin coked out sexiness that lindsay oozes... on second thoughts maybe thats not sexiness shes oozing

Is that scoriasis (sp?) on her right elbow? Nothing hotter than that.

scientology sucks tiny Land-wench cock.

sherry-cunt is a brainless fuckwit whore.

The lower case use of "s" was intentional in both instances.

Hooray! I'm not banned!
Kate Beckinsale likes Bush in '06!!!

I'd hit it!
Finally, I'm first at something.
Nobody can take this away from me!!

and #28: what??..banned..bush...WHAT???

#7

yes I agree, YUCK!!! that's too bad, she is a pretty hot chick it sucks that someone fucked up that bad on her boobies. stretch marks like that are permanent, I know cuz I’ve got them too, on my cock, yeah after the doc enlarged it to the size of 2 -16oz beer cans stacked on top of each other. My stretchies are a small price to pay though, cuz I know the ladies love the Holmes I’m packin' down below, and that makes everything alright... dy-no-mite!

Ever have one of those days at work where it feels like everyone that your dealing with is MeganHarris? TODAY IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS!!!

#31:

Uh, you do realize I'm a guy, right? A hetero guy, who doesn't really care about the size of your wang, unless you want to tell me about ass-pounding Edna with it.

26: psoriasis

She used to be beautiful before she got all whored up. Check out this picture from 1995.

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0112701/Ss/0112701/fcstil_0352-1.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0112701

It's almost as if she wants the world to know she has a problem with exercise bulimia

32 - So, you came to work today and everyone was standing around drinking herbal tea and talking about global warming and how much they love the "Breakfast Club" because of its kitch appeal, while Fiona Apple played softly in the background and the air was filled with the stench of clove cigarettes, patchouli, and hemorrhoid ointment? That sucks, dude.

#30 Oh how I'd love to hear those two words start a news headline:
BUSH BANNED...FROM SPEAKING
BUSH BANNED...FROM BREATHING OXYGEN
BUSH BANNED...FROM PLANET EARTH - he is forced to live in Tom Cruise's emergency space shuttle for when the little green aliens attack...you know - the ones that visit tom in his dreams

#38 Apparently trash talking Bush gets your liberal rocks off but give it a rest. This is not a political forum.

in the ugliest breasts in hollywood picture, i think that is tape, not stretch marks.

OMG oshkosh, i'm listening to the new Fiona Apple album! (but i'm fairly sure you stole that line from Cohen on the OC)

Didn't she weigh 200 lbs at one point?

#39 Oh I'm sorry am I in the wrong forum- I thought this was the one where I could say whatever the fuck I wanted! Oh and by the way I'm Australian - so theres nothing like a little Bush bashing

41 - OMG I don't watch gay shows for faggots! SOM LOLOLOL LMNOP bitch!

sure you don't

#43 - My bad. Had I known you were just some dumbfuck wannabe American enviously putting down our president I wouldn't have spoken up.

#46 good point...Bush is definately a president to be envious of... he has a hell of a way with words...

Maybe she has an eating disorder like Paula Abdul used to have and thinks she has to exercise all the time... or maybe she works out like 3 times a week and they only take pictures of her then, lol. Where's Edna?

#33

Don’t worry BigJim I’m not after your back door, I was just agreeing with you. As for this Edna thing, I’m in the dark, I’m new to this site and I don’t know any of the back story. But if she’s a BAD girl I’d be happy to use my python sized manpipe on her caboose to set her straight. Just say where and when…

No thanks, shank. I'm one of a number of Edna's, all probably fake. Some can't spell, some are holier than thou and some just have nothing better to do.

#3 apocalypsist, why don't you come up with some of your own material your poor excuse for a sperm that got through daddy's condom.

Weasel was original I guess, but of course not funny when it comes out of your man-pleaser

Punch babies has been used alot and is funny when coming from someone like Trotter but just plain stupid out of your mouth considering what happened to YOU growing up.

@22

You're an idiot. Stretch marks don't just suddenly disappear after a few months. They are a type of scar, which means they're permanent. They may fade and change color, but they will not go away.

About this Kate Beckinsale and all the people who said they wish that everyone would get off the diet craze, here's a little quote I stumbled upon today:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride!!' "

P.S. If I had come up with that quote, I would've left off that gay ass "woo hoo" shit at the end, but you get the picture.

Dammit Mamacita! I was going to rag on #22 for trying to say that those tire treds on her boobs were from pregnancy. Siiiigh, you stole my thunder. ;)

Q:You know how I know Keira Knightley is gay?
A: She watches 'The OC'.

@54

I'm not saying that she didn't get them from pregnancy. It's a possibility. My main point was that #22 is an idiot for saying that they'll "go away".

P.S. That's not all I stole. Check your back pocket.

I'd tap that, fake tits or not. She's hot.

#52

Hey great quote... whose is it?

All I see this woman do is smoke.
At the park with her child, at the cafe with her child and when she's making out with her hubby.

She was an aneroxic when she was a teen or something.. I guess so.

***#42 She was an aneroxic when she was a teen or something.. I guess so.

@58

Don't know; someone sent it to me in an email.

For FUCK'S sake! So now, you can be beautiful, thin, TALENTED and workout and STILL there's shit to be talked? Jee-sus! I understand that the whole point is to rip on celebs, but fuck, rip on ANYTHING and everything they do?

@62

Yup!

#62 of course :D

It's performance art......"I'm a tree! I'm a TREE!! Rustle rustle leafy tree noise!"

she looks like she's airing out her twat

#66:

Yeah, you should try it some time. I can smell you from here.

#66:
Looks more to me like she was shaking that bottle of evian loose.

I am reporting all disgusting posts.

Fake Edna is a real crowd pleaser. Let's hear it for Fake Edna! Yay!!!

She is pretty, but girlfriend has some big fucking feet.

at least she shaves her pits

Keep working out! Maybe it'll motivate me to stop commenting on Superficial...

hmm....the azalea blooms seem to be a little screwy this year....

pinky_nip

I see you missed me today. I blush.

Bless Kate for working out. I admire that, not that I'm fat or anything, but i could workout more often.

Agg,,, I hate this bitch, as much as I hate Keira K, but that belongs to later post...

peehole.... leaking..... ugh.....

"39. Posted by Lou on April 27, 2006 02:51 PM
#38 Apparently trash talking Bush gets your liberal rocks off but give it a rest. This is not a political forum."

Dude, you don't have to be liberal to think Bush is a total douchebag. You only have to have an IQ above "seriously retarded."

And we can go off about ANYTHING on this site... Chicks with hairy nipples, alien babies, self-manipulation with elongated fruit, moron politicians, or itchy puss-filled external genital infections. It's all game here. Ask Edna.

So...calm down and tell us about that weird discharge.

Well, it's either work out for the rest of your life, have eating disorder or be called a "fat dyke" by the rest of the world. What would you choose?

Can I chose being a normal woman that's not a fat-ass? Kinda like Shakira, who has a normal body for a woman of 5'2, with a sexy belly-pooch, but not a repulsive store of lard to keep her alive in famine for six years?

Just do it Kate. She's looking real good. A lot of women can learn a thing or two about showing some pride in their appearance. Granted, it's her living but at least she's doing it. So many young, attractive girls trying to get to the top.

Rock on Kate, rock on baby.

Absolutely gorgeous.

She is incredible.

She is smoking hot!

EIGHTY-THIRD!!!

WHAT A TOWERING ACCOMPLISHMENT ON MY PART!!!

I like the first pic. Has that 70's football card "action pose" look to it. Now only if she had a really big 'fro.....

LIBTARDS

first!!! 86 hahahaha she looks good, my vote to the Role of WonderWoman... Peace Out...