April 27, 2006
Heather Locklear still mad at Denise Richards
Life & Style Weekly is implying that Denise Richards hooked up with Richie Sambora before his divorce from Heather Locklear. An insider says: “[Denise Richards] was the one who told Heather to file for divorce. Now it looks like she had an ulterior motive." Additionally, a friend of Heather confirms she and Denise are no longer friends, saying: "Heather thinks Denise is the worst kind of woman - a backstabber. She wants nothing to do with her ever again.”
The only person that has a reason to be angry in this entire situation is Denise Richards since she's the one stuck with Richie Sambora. If you're married to a guy who looks like he bathes twice a month and has an unhealthy addiction to NASCAR, you don't get mad at your friend for stealing him away, you buy her a car.
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Comments
1. Posted by SL500gt on April 27, 2006 09:13 AM
First (but who cares?)
2. Posted by bone_daddio on April 27, 2006 09:14 AM
honestly, unless heather and denise are lubbed up, naked and wrestling in jello, i don't care. rot to the lot of them.
3. Posted by mamacita on April 27, 2006 09:17 AM
For some reason, Heather Locklear strikes me as the type of woman who would slice a bitch for stealing her man. If I was Denise, I'd be watching my back right about now. However, if I was Denise, I also wouldn't care if I got sliced because due to the number of STDs I contracted from my ex-husband, death would be imminent anyway.
4. Posted by SL500gt on April 27, 2006 09:17 AM
at least its better then lohan vs simpson >.>
5. Posted by masekid on April 27, 2006 09:17 AM
Do we still care about these people? Boston Legal sucks anyway. The only thing Denise has going for her is her tabloid drama.
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http://www.betterthanyou.org/
6. Posted by trulymadlydeeplytori on April 27, 2006 09:20 AM
i love how denise told her to break up with him
7. Posted by tlcccc123 on April 27, 2006 09:21 AM
Sambora looks like the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz and that's hot. Sheen is an honorable man who really just wants to live a life of plural marriage with a couple prostitutes at the dinner table. Nothing wrong with that.
8. Posted by mamacita on April 27, 2006 09:24 AM
"Heather thinks Denise is the worst kind of woman - a backstabber. She wants nothing to do with her ever again."
So, is a backstabber REALLY the worst kind of woman? Forget about murderers, child molesters, drug dealers, women who abandon their children, etc. No, a backstabber is clearly worse than any of those kinds of women.
9. Posted by Edna Bambrick on April 27, 2006 09:28 AM
I have reported Denise Richards for her sinful behavior.
10. Posted by Dr.Rokter on April 27, 2006 09:30 AM
Denise Richards, Richie Sambora and Edna impersonators are boring. The McDonald's ad that reads, "Roll over salad to explore", however, is intriguing.
11. Posted by Edna Bambrick on April 27, 2006 09:35 AM
You're right. I was just curious to see how easy it was to get that name. I'm hereby retired.
12. Posted by Vampyreska on April 27, 2006 09:39 AM
Edna.sucks.cock.
13. Posted by sharkbite on April 27, 2006 09:42 AM
Oooh, catfight must ensue!
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
14. Posted by spatz on April 27, 2006 09:44 AM
#11 who are you really? you little scamp!
oh and you never had me fooled for a minute.i called you out!
15. Posted by Zanna on April 27, 2006 09:57 AM
What kills me is this bitch was JUST saying in court documents what a piece of shit Charlie was..and she's a pile of warm steaming shit herself.
Don't get me wrong, I've fucked my friend's boyfriends before but at least I kept it a secret because there is NOTHING worse than a jealous woman that wants to get revenge. I've got the bodies in my yard to prove it.
16. Posted by Italian Stallion on April 27, 2006 10:08 AM
Was Ritchie dating Naomi Campbell before Denise?
Man, Naomi did a number on his arm, she must have confused his last name.......
17. Posted by krisdylee on April 27, 2006 10:21 AM
Tom, say something crazy so we could have something interesting to post on.
I am pining for Papa, Osh, and even NewGuy.. Where are thou? My devious, sarcastic, truly brilliant motherfuckers.
18. Posted by Fisher55 on April 27, 2006 10:24 AM
but krisdylee, I'M here...
19. Posted by 86 on April 27, 2006 10:25 AM
Huh. Richie Rich...that's funny.
20. Posted by Trotter on April 27, 2006 10:26 AM
Krisdylee has an itch! Get the firehoses!!!
21. Posted by saltpeanuts on April 27, 2006 10:29 AM
Sounds like a bad episode of Melrose Place.
22. Posted by TaiTai on April 27, 2006 10:30 AM
"The only person that has a reason to be angry in this entire situation is Denise Richards since she's the one stuck with Richie Sambora."
Oh, right. Heather is so much better off with David Spade. No wonder she is pissed!
I think the one who ought to be pissed off is Charlie Sheen. He had a pretty good deal going there for a while.
23. Posted by Spacedog on April 27, 2006 10:32 AM
Hey, Denise needed to get hers too. Not like Charlie McQueen took any time out from the gay porn to jump on it.
24. Posted by Lala on April 27, 2006 10:43 AM
Both of women are downgraded as far as I'm concerned. That's the Sambora Touch for you - everything he touches turns to shit.
25. Posted by Edna Bambrick on April 27, 2006 11:06 AM
krisdylee, maybe I just want to be part of the cool crowd too. It's just like high school when the cool kids wouldn't let me sit at their table. Papa, OshKosh, you and few others are just so cool. I'm jealous and I'm reporting it.
26. Posted by Roxie on April 27, 2006 11:32 AM
Richie is a catch. He has hottest man-boobs in rock. Did you guys see what Ashlee said about Jessica? Jealous, much??!
http://www.kisskissgossip.com/
27. Posted by krisdylee on April 27, 2006 11:38 AM
Trotter is hawt...
28. Posted by BigJim on April 27, 2006 11:40 AM
Fake Edna, I busted you way back on post 53 on the Ashlee is shit thread.
Real Edna knows how to spell obnoxious. If you're going to do something like that, at least try to be convincing and don't make so many fucking spelling mistakes.
I WILL CLEANUP THE INTERNET OF PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SPELL!
Seriously folks, maybe try writing your posts in Word if you're so stupid. Anything that gets a red underline is bad.
Misspelled words are an affront to the Lord!
Jeebus has spoken.
29. Posted by BigJim on April 27, 2006 11:41 AM
I wish Denise had got her brains sucked out by the alien in Starship Troopers:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120201
30. Posted by chanel_bear on April 27, 2006 12:10 PM
this whole thing is like an episode of "average joe".
31. Posted by Lauren on April 27, 2006 12:22 PM
#29 - Denise has brains?
It's all so fantastic that I have to wonder if this is a big publicity stunt. Melrose Place...IRL! Because reality sells.
32. Posted by apocalypsist on April 27, 2006 12:33 PM
this whole thing is like a lifetime movie. i hope charlie sheen plays himself. and that they show full frontal of him wanking it to kiddie-dwarf porn that he got on pay-per-view from denise's hospital bed while she screamed in pain as the sheenspawn tore through her and into the world.
33. Posted by radio3play on April 27, 2006 12:42 PM
#28
But I don't believe in Jeebus!
34. Posted by gogoboots on April 27, 2006 12:53 PM
She really shouldn't have done this, everyone was feeling sorry for her cause Charlie supposedly beats her and/or wants to kill her, but now she's hooked up with her BFF's ex! She just killed all the pity-publicity in one large swoop, now everyone thinks she's a stupid bitch!
35. Posted by sweetlips on April 27, 2006 01:11 PM
#34 - Your are soooo right. And she is just a dumb ass bitch and a terrible friend.
36. Posted by Jacq on April 27, 2006 01:57 PM
Papa - are you the NASCAR fanatic described in the story blip?
Hollywood is nothing but high school with Ferarris, more STDs and the coke is probably better that I could get back then.
37. Posted by shankyouverymuch on April 27, 2006 02:53 PM
As appealing as the hollyweird set looks physically on the outside, they are just as rotten to the core on the inside... heather helped Dopy-Denise a lot when she was having problems with “Chucky the whore-monger”, and this is her "thank you"... no good deed goes unpunished- how true... NOW, LET THE OILY FUN COMMENCE IN ALL ITS GLORY... OH YEAH... WEE!!!...
38. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 27, 2006 03:14 PM
Denise Richards can be as much of a backstabbing bitch as she wants to be. In fact, I would let her stab me in the back right now.
Tits are awesome.
39. Posted by zelphia on April 27, 2006 03:21 PM
Is it just me or does Richie Sambora share a striking resemblance to Bob Dylan...the later years.
http://bluepyramid.org/intro/archive6.htm
40. Posted by Edna Bambrick on April 27, 2006 03:37 PM
Actually BigJim, I am not the misspelling Fake Edna from that thread. I am a better educated Fake Edna. Thanks, though.
41. Posted by Grope For Luna on April 27, 2006 03:47 PM
Why is Denise Richards hand in hand with Jeff the Drunk from the Stern show?
42. Posted by sallysal on April 27, 2006 05:01 PM
Anyone here catch Spade's 'Showbiz Show' on Comedy Central? Its painfully awful to watch... tries t/b the Talk Soup of the tabloid media.
But my main question is will he address all this shit on his show? God knows he could use the buzz to get some ratings...
43. Posted by hostesswiththemostest on April 27, 2006 05:16 PM
Two dumb beotches with two ugly men. They can have at it.
44. Posted by Edna Bambrick on April 27, 2006 05:42 PM
I am reporting all disgusting posts.
45. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 27, 2006 05:55 PM
Hey guys, word on the street is Edna Bambrick is reporting all disgusting posts!
46. Posted by VanillaSalTyBaLLs on April 27, 2006 06:03 PM
I'd hit it... you're all on REPORT... and Tom Cruise loves the cock.... that should cover it all!!!
47. Posted by bunnyhugger on April 27, 2006 09:15 PM
*sigh*
and i still haven't been reported.
that security clearance is bullshit.
48. Posted by sweetlips on April 27, 2006 09:59 PM
Edna get back under your rock! You know Jesus doesn't want you harrassing us anymore.
49. Posted by Pez_D_Spencer on April 27, 2006 10:25 PM
34 - Maybe Charlie wants to whack her because she was fucking around on him with Sambora? This thing could degenerate in to a total white trash Battle Royale!
Who wants to help me promote it and sell tickets?? Pay-per-view rights, too, I think.
50. Posted by large_sized_teen on April 28, 2006 04:21 AM
#8
Here come good old mamacita again.
Never funny, but always here.
51. Posted by pagebetty on April 28, 2006 12:03 PM
She's too pretty for him. Oh well.
52. Posted by mamacita on April 28, 2006 09:13 PM
@50
You're fat. Now, THAT'S funny.
53. Posted by large_sized_teen on April 29, 2006 09:57 AM
#52
Nope, not fat at all; just got a witty name.
I'm small and beautiful, actually.
Try again.