um......first?!

i really want to punch her in the face!

TOTALLY super close to first. I can smell the glory.

and here's another dumbass, geez, dont mind the other expensive car thats in your way...I am sure that purse left some scratch marks.

I'm dreaming of a blooow-jobbbb. Put it in your mouth, the instructions read.

I don't really have much to say about Paris Hilton. I'm not really sure why she's considered a celebrity, or why there is the need to have photographers after her taking pictures of her having trouble with her car door. Ho hum (and I do mean ho!) She's too dumb to deserve such riches. What a waste!

well when u guys are flippin burgers, she's humpin me :d

You know what else Paris Hilton has? An eating disorder! Those, unlike her car, are a dime a dozen.

I bet her assbones scraped the shit out of the paint job on that Ferrari, too.

she ought not wear pants like that. having no hips and a bony ass will make your pants fall off (and i'm sure we can insert a joke here but i wont go there). all i want to do when seeing this picture is yank her pants back up. annoying.

Poor Ferrari, looks like it needs some windex asap.

give her credit, it's something she rarely does sober. that, and boys.

I really don't think somebody with a brain the size of a pea should be operating such heavy machinery.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

eewwww...she looks even more emaciated than usual. yikes. on the bright side, she's not flashing us her crotch in these pictures...

oh, I weep for the owner of the Ferrari. There's no good way to get herpes infected skank off a fine Italian paint job.

dumb bitch

God DAMN it! I was wondering where the hell all those scratches came from. SOB@!@ And here I am thinking It'd be safe to park next to an SLR. F-ing rich kids....

Can't figure out why the paint is peeling off the whole side of the car however....

Does no one else realize that this is a good thing? Those cars are, like, super fast. Faster than Land-man doing Tom Cruise in the pooper kind of fast. Faster than it takes to be first on this stupid website kind of fast.

Did I mention they were fast?

And everyone knows that speed kills.

SF's next headline: "Paris Hilton decapitated in fiery wreck -- Entire world rejoices."

wow, in her world, she thinks she's beautiful in that outfit.

FIRST

I look at her and think wow I want to bang her then I think no oozing blistering sores and my wang droops

Also, whats up with her shoulders, you can hang a coat on that!!!

Fuckng retard can't even open the goddamn door. You expect her to be able to drive it? "Why can't this thing like drive itself... I paid enough for it. Oh wait, I didn't pay for it, I only had to suck off a group of German businessman to get it".
The only thing she knows how to operate in that car is her dumb-ass boyfriends grilling machine.

Does anyone else think that the chick at the top of the SF page (the one missing the top of her head) is hot?

She looks like a hot porn star.

@ 17 - BigJim, if jumping into an electrified pool didn't kill her, crashing a McLaren at 140 won't. She's like a disease that won't go away, or is it she has a disease that won't go away? Oh right, both.

Anyone want to see a real picture of Edna Bambrick?

http://profiles.yahoo.com/edna_bambrick

talk about obscene items on the internet

that car's feeling the urge to take a shower

It's obvious that the McLaren is lost, no way e that a Decon team can get there in time to sanitize it. The Ferrari MIIIGHT be salvageable

I think she's morphing into that pill popping, anorexic, hypoglycemia ignoring, suspicious boyfriend having Sonny VonBulow. She must be taking taking Paris' body over using astral projection from her bed at the long term coma facility. I knew she'd be back! And Paris is the perfect recepticle for someone who has been sitting around for the last 20 years. Look out Klaus!

Now I know what to do after betting away my Bentley, and almost dieing in a electrifying pool accident, buy a more expensive car and hopefully crash it..... preferably into Tom Cruise.

#24 she removed her homepage. http://jesus-is-lord.com / is was her homepage yesterday (maybe people started emailing them?)

She is a bit chunky. Jenny Craig is calling.
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

#24, OMG, no wonder she's mad at the world!

27 - That's actually a picture of me. Here's my web site:
http://www.icey.tv/showphoto.php?photo=0005&nav=01

^that was directed at #22 actually, but everyone is invited

And people wonder why I am stalking oshkosh.

Funny, she looks EXACTLY as someone with the name "Edna Bambrick" should look.

I hope the owner of the car she's sitting on has Valtrex wipes.

omgosh, her arms are not arms.. they're just bones

and they had her on camera on tv at a jama juice with the car like last week or something

#32:

Whoever that is, she qualifies as "Leave your wife and kids" kind of hot.

Hey you guys, do you want to know something about Paris?

She can't even spell CAR.......

Paris, if you read this, you look fat.

That's one fine car...

And just to think that she'd plant her herpes on the seat and then she'd wreck it next week while speeding away from the paparazzi... what a waste.

Ok so she's fucking rich and she has way more money than I would ever see in my fucking life, she still a waste of skin.

Oh fuck, why do I care? I guess I am jealous. Oh fuck, I am jealous of Paris Hilton! That thought make me wanna kill myself.

Wow, why can't her car wrap itself around a pole the way she does?

Hope a roving pack of wild dogs doesn't try to bury her ass.

Yes... But i fear that even if she ever did manage to kill herself in a car accident, it'd backfire on us, and would simply Kurt-Cobain herself into even greater eternal iconic stardom. We would be forced to endure years of "Paris Hilton: The Beautiful Life and Tragic Death of an Heiress".

Eeeewww, now that I look closer I can honestly say that skanky hilton looks as if she just finished pulling an all night shift of cum harvesting. She looks sticky and unwashed.

#45 is not the real Edna. Real Edna refers to people by posting number, not their "name."

Bring back the real Edna!

Oh, and I think I love biatcho.

Posted by tits_on_snack on April 26, 2006 02:40 PM

@44. Yes... But i fear that even if she ever did manage to kill herself in a car accident, it'd backfire on us, and would simply Kurt-Cobain herself into even greater eternal iconic stardom. We would be forced to endure years of "Paris Hilton: The Beautiful Life and Tragic Death of an Heiress".

Would never happen--Kurt was a talented, tortured songwriter with an illness.
Paris is just the anti-christ.
No worries there.

Fuck, she is ugly.

Oh, a LOL at "Kurt Cobain was a talented songwriter"

@51. Better than Paris

In the first picture it looks like she's trying to scratch the herpes off with the car door........

Could it be true? Could Edna really be back? Praise Allah if she is, because I really missed her.

Oh, Edna, that photo of you is so hot. When I looked at it I blew jizz all over my keyboard.

Other people may call you fat, but I think you are a sumptious love muffin.

But I also think you're a big fat fatty. You hear that, fatty? I'm calling you fat, you big fat fatty.

#49 Edna, What do you care what is posted on this site? If you dont like it, why do you keep coming to this site? Are you really that pathetic and miserable where you just read everyone's post to see if they say something bad. You are without a doubt the most saddest soul on this earth. You cannot save the world, please just get a job or a hobby.

for the love of edna babrick, why won't she die? i mean she gets into car accidents, and nothing...she jumps into pools that have electrical wires in them, and nothing...nick cater beats her up, and nothing...

She's obviously "scratching an itch" in that first pic. sexual or diseased; probably both.

Ha! Edna just reported herself.

What a big, dumb, fat fatty she is.

A fat, Jebus loving fatty.

fuck you, edna. you make me want to be dirtier than ever. i'm going to go blow all the guys at the car wash right now.

Enough with the fake Edna. I hate to say it, but she does actually know how to spell. And she doesn't make repeated posts within the span of a few minutes.

RE: "Stop this filth NOW!"

Geez, guys. It's starting to sound like she really means it. Maybe we should do like the fat fatty says and stop the filth.

Would that make you happy, you fat fatty?

hey edna, jesus called...he wanted to know if you've tried any of the other major relgions.

#65:

Yeah, I think you're right. Although real Edna did spell privileges as "priveledges" a while back, but everyone gets that one wrong.

yeah thats not the real edna. poseur!

Whee, my first post ever! I had to comment...If Paris Hilton sat on my car, even if it was a beat up junker, I'd have to hurt her. That is so rude.
P.S. Your sunglasses are ugly.

oh and old edna doesnt use exclamation points like that, and wouldnt say "dizzy" she's just write out a bunch of scriptures and tell us how she has managed to get other sites shut down

paris is burning...tho mostly below the waist...

That's Paris' driveway and HER FERRARRI. I saw it on some gossip show the other day. I missed this site while it was down, but COME ON.

Edna, Jesus called and said, "Stop it." He's tired of listening to me pray that you'll get lost, or die, or get ass raped.
I was pissed when you came on here, but now that anger has turned to pity for whomever's inbox you're flooding. I bet if you sent your reports with delivery confirmation that you'd find no one reads them.

Edna im pretty sure homeland security is a little PREOCCUPIED right now and doesn't give a shit if we’re blowing off a little steam by making a few dirty jokes. why don't you go try to get pedophiles and child pornographers arrested and leave us the FUCK alone! god will be our judge NOT YOU!

Pinky_nip:

Where is this car wash?

Oh, and I was #69. Whoo hoo!

If Parasite Hilton is so rich, why is she wearing sweatpants 95% of the time I see her?

PS
Edna, I'll return your Hustler magazine when I come over later to pick up my meth.

# 63 that is hilarious. I thought I was the only one who blew random guys at the car wash

#75

If you think biatcho is the most disgusting thing on this site, clearly you've missed a great deal. That, or you're Fisher55 trying to be cute.

And I remember exactly how every woman I've ever fucked sounds. And Edna doesn't sound like you.

everybody who thinks edna is fat say "britney loves cheetohs!!!!!"

jesus called again, he said if you don't shut up he's revoking your church parking pass...

Edna, don't listen to brewdick. We love you. Seriously, we do.

We love you even though you're a big, fat fatty.

i'm with bigjim....i never thought i'd find somebody i like making fun of more than paris hilton

I may be a sinner, but at least I'm not fat.

You know what you guys, I think Edna is really the mom from "Carrie".

i thought she was the mom from trading spouses who kept revoking things in the name of jesus

Edna's a whale.

She also loves the cock.

Does that make her a sperm whale?

If this gets me reported, then that will be about the eighth time this week.

she hasn't reported me once...i'm starting to feel left out

@77. It's the boy scout fundraising car wash at the local church

also edna bambrick wouldnt speak in third person. thats so not her

I like hell and damnation... so, SHUT THE HELL UP!!! oh, and, in response to post 57, the superficial can't "here" your post... nor can it "hear" your post... you're typing. I'm sure they can READ what you're TYPING, but I doubt it if they already labled you as a nuisance.

@78....her sweats are always like Juicy Couture...depending they can cost up to 300 for just the pants

Hey Edna,

According to Rawstory, Rove received target letter! I think they are a little too busy to be dealing with the superfical

#85:

That's already been said. I think it was biatcho or mamacita.

Wow. The maclaren. That car is sooooo Paris Hilton.

#51 CancerNipples, How can you say he wasn't. I don't even want to get in an arguement over another dead musician, but Kurt Cobain was very talented. It's a shame what drugs and a stupid whore like Courtney Love can do to someone.

I'll take my beating and let your dumbass know that I named my puppy Cobain. He is a year old and was born around the same day that Kurt was found dead.

Everybody has their own opinion and it's cool, just thought I would let you know mine.

"Edna wants a cracker, maybe she would like more food, she asked me to untie her and chase away biatcho too"......

Not aimed at Biatcho at all, just read earlier that she was gonna get him banned and was laughing my ass off at that stupid cunt whore..........

We are all just jealous.

Wait, is biatcho a him?

I love sinning, especially when I have my premarital whore sex with my boyfriends. mmmmm....mmmmm good sinningsexysexsex.

#85, Crap I didnt know that..I'll retract. Gripes!!

Edna Bambrick, you worthless piece of worm food, i know you are going to Hell, you are the one that represents the filth in this world, but it's ok, im happy about it. My buddy Asmodeus will ass rape your pathetic soul while Beelzebub will feed it with all the period blood and shit that you produced among the living. Forever, and ever.
Belive it.

Oops, I just talked to myself. That was actually for #94...

whoa, edna, you're fat.

#101: you better be careful. edna might sit on you

I would just like to thank Edna. Thanks to her hateful tactics I have found the Lord. Thank You Edna!!!

Psyche!!

P.S CancerNipples is in no way, shape, or form funny and I'm one to talk believe me, I guess certain things hit certain people different ways...........

where has that loveable cunt of an edna gone anyways? i miss her when she's gone

I do happen to like that McLaren. Hey Paris, want to play some poker? Not that kind you skeevy bitch, Texas Hold 'Em, wait let go of my junk. On second thought, nevermind.

#101:

Yeah, she might sit on your face. THAT would be a fucking nightmare.

#29 . . if that was her actual page, holy SHIT. For those interested, at the moment, Google still has a cached version that you can still view. Looks like the queen of righteousness has gotten a little scared, eh? It's sad that it's the idiots like that who are reproducing in multitudes.

I would like anyone with Photoshop skills to do up something really funny with the Edna picture and post a link to it here (or on another Edna bashing thread).

Give her some kind of dominatrix outfit or something.

Please. I'm a technical moron so I can't do it.

is edna for real?

agreeing with #111 and a shirt that says "no fat chicks"

#112- I pray to Jebus she is real. Its much funnier if she is

WELCOME BACK EDNA

how was the gangbang in the church basement?

Dear Edna,
Before you commence your dear little (pointless and hopeless) crusade to "clean up" the internet (which by the way was first developed to more easily distribute pornography . .hello AOL) LEARN TO WRITE. Maybe then, people won't assume that you're just another ignorant redneck damning everyone with hellfire.

Here are just a few of your ridiculous errors:
@49: too should be to and here should be hear

(homonyms DO befuddle you, don't they dear...maybe if you picked up a book besides the Bible and conservative Christian propaganda once in your life, you wouldn't make these stupid mistakes)

Why does she even have a car like that? Because she can...please, I'm tired of that excuse.

#111 I bet Trotter can do it and #113 is a great touch.......

Could she be more of a snotty useless person? She does nothing and gets everything... I would be ashamed of myself if I were her.

#102 and #104 on #110 sorry

guys... she finally noticed me... *cries*

I feel so special now. Oh yeah, #110, I went to the cached page. I find it ridiculous that she mentioned catholicism as a false religion considering that it and christianity are the same godfuckingdamn thing. and how the hell does she know it's all the truth? i mean, really, all of that shit have been "copied" aka handwritten over and over throughout so many years. what makes one think that it's the truth when everyone is capable of lying? who knows... maybe jebus was some psychopath murderous cow humper, and his diciples decided to make him look all holy and such... i dunno... just my opinion... JESUS ROCKS!

She gave the Ferrari herpes.

Oops, my mistake . . .my criticism was for post #57, not 49 . .I just saw the 49 at the beginning of her post....

In that first picture, if Paris had pulled the door back really hard, she could have been squashed by it and would have fallen to the ground, hitting her head on the pavement in the process, and she could have split her head open and might have--probably would have--died!

Not that I would want such a thing to happen to her ... But she would have died, people, she would have died!!!!

This is far too much excitement for me in one day.

Is that REALLY Edna, or made up??

If an obnoxious fat bitch thumps her bible in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

I'm just curious. For those of you who have been reported, what has come of it? Nothing, I'm assuming. What the hell does Homeland Security care what a bunch of smart asses say about stupid celebrities?

Edna you are so full of shit. Newflash: you're going to hell, no different from all of us, simply because you read these comment boards. Repeatedly. Do something more productive, like rearrange your Precious Moments figurines or knit a scarf from the hair collected from your 14 cats.

D-Rock: I got reported. All that happened was that I had to visit the SF's principal office and he talked softly to me. And then gave me a exploding bomb pop sucker, however it was odd, because it was stuck in his pants.

Everyone's numbers are all fucked up in referencing other posts. Did a bunch of posts get deleted?

Chanel-bear said "welcome back Edna" but she ain't here.

What gives?

one of edfucker's replies to me got deleted... maybe the editor's had enough of her horseshit.

Id much rather be scratching my ass on a ferrari, and scratching my dumb blond head trying to figure out how the door of my hot car works so I can go pick up my valtrex than sitting here posting comments....but thats just me.

looks like all of her posts were deleted.

I don't want her posts to be deleted. I love that big fat fatty.

Making fun of her is way better than making fun of Paris. You "read" me SF Editor? Free Edna! Free Edna! Free Edna Sperm Whale Bambrick!

free the whale!

awww... her gay plot backfired on her.

well, even if her posts have been deleted, you know she's still going to read, so we can still mock [eyes sparkle mischievously] . . .its just a bit unrequited because she can't post any more indignant replies.

What?!?! No Edna!! Come on SF!!! What's up?!?! Let us play!!

Yeah, it beats the shit out of working.

awww... just got here and I hear Edna's gotten the boot?? *tear*

I was wondering why that happened, I bet it was FAKE Edna and the real one got FAKE Edna deleted for using her name. Will the real FAKE Edna please stand up and let us know who you were so we can figure this out because it will drive me crazy. I thought it was BigJim but I could be wrong.

to the tune of "mandy":

oh edna,
you came and you threatened damnation,
and reported us a bunch of times,
oh edna...

If SF doesn't bring back Edna, then I'm going to stop spending all my money on More Cowbell T-shirts, and the advertising revenue will dry up.

We support Edna's right to freedom of speech, even if she is a big fat fatty.

Stallion, you have a good point, but I am the ultimate deleter-of-people.
I've got some great stories to share about Edna, seeing as how I am all-seeing. I can't share now, though, I hear my dad coming down the hall...
I'll be back in a while - and someone tell Edna Bambrick to shut the fuck up!

SF look what you did...i think bigjim might cry

My Ferrari has warts on its fender.

Edna is an assclown.

I just reported myself.

Itallion Stallion, you are indeed perceptive. Without admitting anything, if it HAD been me (and I'm not saying it was), that was last Friday, when I was good and drunk (and then only a couple of times, but I'm still not saying it was me). Certainly not since then.

If Edna can't post here, how will she communicate with us? Whale song?

if you miss her so much, just call out "SU-EY!"and she'll come running....isn't tha how you call hogs?

No worries bigjim... you were with me last friday night.... wow you were good and drunk! By the way did I leave my anal-eeze there?

The only thing I have to say is, Osh, those pics are hot. And I'm not trying to do a stupid Paris imitation, but fuck, girl... goddamn it. My mouse is in my panties, again.

The fact that Paris Hilton could read well enough to even get a driver's license is amazing. Then to realize that she would ever be sober enough to drive a car like this just defies explanation. Wait, come to think of it, dressing like a giant tangerine wearing bug glasses....now THAT defies explanation.

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww

She has no butt and no shape.. how come she can't get through that little bit of room without leaning on someone elses car?

Edna, I feel your beady little eyes reading our posts.

She looks like a manequin in these photos. A slutty manequin with herpes.
...modeling a $400,000 car covered in bird shit.
...sexy.

boredmilf, you left your ass-lube at my place remember? Right after your big serving of vagina ham.

"Will the real Edna Bambrick please stand up, please stand up" *to the tune of Eminem's real slim shady*

I'm going to rerun the best of BigJim burns Edna. From last Friday when she first graced us with her presence:

I just finished doing some more research on Edna, and this is what I came up with.

Edna: back in high school you could no longer satisfy yourself with just loving the Lord, and gave into the big handsome quarterback in the backseat of his Camaro while Stairway to Heaven was blasting on the stereo.

Fearing pregnancy, you only let him give it to you in the pooper, but then the cops showed up and you jumped up in surprise, letting his brown-tinted football player juice leak out of your chocolate starfish and down into your as yet untainted honeypot.

Nine months later, you had a technical virgin birth, but, unable to support the child, gave it up for adoption.

Your quest to rid the Internet of filth is really just a front in your desire to find your Jesus-like love child that you gave away so long ago.

Well, your search is over. He is here, and his name is PapaHotNuts.

Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm reported.

PLEASE SF...let that bible-belting fat cow back!!!!she brought life into my otherwise dull week-end...she sucks solid ass, but she has the right to be heard...now off to the carwash

I might not have an SLR but I do have a BLC.

Land-Balls: Check
Land-Scrotum: Check
Land-Cock: Check

Land-Man is locked and loaded. Loaded with Land-Sauce.

Actually, it was krisdylee, uber hot west coast Canadian babe, who came up with the Carrie's mother analogy about Edna.

That was a good one.

Pray with me Carrie! PRAY!

@149 I remember that post like it was yesterday, Bigjim *sniff*... How innocent we all were back then

I'm so confused!!!!!!!! All the numbers are messed up and I can't figure it out. I've been staring really hard at the monitor, hoping it'll come to me in a brilliant burst of comprehension, but so far it's just making me nauseous. If someone doesn't help me understand, I'll have to go back to eating mustard out of a bowl and making boondoggle keychains.

mamacita:

The SF editorial Nazis deleted poor Edna, and it fucked everything up.

We want Edna back.

Bring back the fat fatty!

OMG, I just started to read the posts and started laughing at #2 b/c that's EXACTLY what I was gonna write. I wanna punch her in the face, too. She WOULD wipe her herpes infested ass with the Constitution, too. Just b/c she has no appreciation for anything. Now, back to reading!

EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA

@147 did you like?? It was my own special recipe... made with love... just for you..

Fuck that car, it doesn't have shit on my AMC Gremlin. You can't buy cool like my ride!

I still cannot get over how close to the perfect world we came when this skank nearly got electrocuted. I mean, seriously. Is it too damn much to ask that the bitch just die? God must hate us. IF her mere presence is not enough to prove that, the fact that she can swim in a pool WITH an electrical device and not die does.

Why have you forsaken me, oh, lord???

TCLTC

I actually laughed really hard at #151

Noooo, first I love the Aston Martin DB9, then Elton John buys one...then i widdle myself over the McLaren SLR, then Paris of all people buys one.
Why..why do the cars I worship and love get their mighty images destroyed by these blasphemous C-list woofters. Fuck this, im off to play with myself over a Smart car (im British), surely no celeb will buy one of those.

Yet another horrifyingly-nasty-mirror-shattering-ugly celebrity. Paris has got to have the one of the ugliest faces in showbiz...and I agree, I wanna punch her in the face too, the damage would be an improvement!

Land Man
Yes, I am the patron saint of men with very tiny penises. No, I cannot make yours bigger. Please stop calling me. Crying doesn't help.

wow almost first!

Ok so what about this skank again? Oh she's whore...yeah nothing new.

It terrifies me to think of Hilton getting drunk and driving that car - smashing into children and pregnant women, getting out of the car and drunkenly slurring 'That's hot'...

Stop feeling sorry for the Ferrari people.. she owns THAT as well.

Just dawned on me, I live in IA (Iowa for the postally retarded) and I have mumps. THIS is what it feels like to be Paris Hiltons Vagina. If I had more air flowing through me. And dick. And crabs. Shit, maybe I have it easy. And I don't live in IA. No one does.

Jesus mother fucking cum dripping Christ. I've lurked for fucking ages on this site and I only signed up because of Edna - and now the fat fuck is gone? Fuck. Fuck me. Fuck. I love that fat cunt. I want to find God - and I want to see if I can find Edna's snatch under all that fat. More rolls than a fucking bakery.

I am so not jealous of this stupid bitch. I think she has degraded and demoralized herself and will have to live with that for the rest of her life. She may have a lot of money but she has no ones respect...material items can only make you so happy. They cannot fill the void of having no 'true' friends, no sense values, no truly 'special' Christmas where she is soooo excited to get the bike she has been dreaming off for over a year.....nothing really special. Just money.....honestly, I feel bad for her. :(

#169 SQUARE_ROOT quick question for you.

Whats the square root of Edna's fat ass?

#171 Italian Stallion - that's a tricky one. Given that her arse extends out of frame, I can't determine whether her arse is limited to a finite area.

I'm not even sure the accepted definition of 'ass' can even be met in this instance. Dictionary.com defines the word 'ass' to mean vulgar slang for the anus or buttocks. Given that most of the shit would seem to come out of her head; and that the region between her 'neck' and her cankles appears to be one huge sack of fat - identifying the ass region is just too difficult.

Sorry mate, I'm putting this in the 'too hard basket' - along with my cock, which is just begging to bone this tragically fat Lamington of a 'woman'.

@171
Stallion - here's the answer to your word problem, see Pinky:

http://lotsoflard.com/?warnDisp=yes

#171- The square root of Edna's fat ass is 5

Ok I obviously don't read gossip that much... how do you people know she has herpes? Ew!

better being Paris with an SLR than you with a 1986 Volkswagen.

Now did I really think that?

If the next picture isn't of Paris getting her drawstring caught in the doors and being dragged down the street, I'm over it...

On fait pas d'un ane un cheval de course... on roule dedans !

http://www.lezlife.com

One does not make to ass a racehorse... one rolls inside!

http://www.lezlife.com

Since when can an ostrich drive a car...?

Do people say 'Jebus' instead of 'Jesus' to try to sound adorable? - because it's working!

Well i want that... Car
Peace Out...