first, hot damn!

Uh, deja vu? Didn't we already do this story a while back?

if you build it, he will come

i met this tiny little asian girl once who told me that Kevin and several crew members of "The Postman" gang-banged her at the wrap party for that movie...

I knew I liked him for some reason.

She must be a lesbian. Most girls would be honored if Kevin jerked off in front of them.

Why yes, yes we did.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/03/22/kevin_coster_denies_it_all_1.html

@6 I wouldn't be honored. I would be sickened. Sickened beyond belief. Unless he paid me. Then I'd be honored.

Fisher55 you have officially become my own personal MeganHarris with your stupid ass comments and all-around stupidity.
No one else matters to me - it's just you.
Why are you always going to town on the posts about gay guys? hhmmm, must be a buttfucker.

i love the cock

Maybe he asked for the Happy Ending? What's wrong with that? Uptight bitch.

#4 Tiny little Asians don't exist in Oklahoma. Stop lying.

He was just practicing for his role in "Hard Candy"***

***See ad's on right hand side.......

Kevin was just doing research for his role as Paul "Pee-Wee Herman" Reubens in a biopic about the has-been comedian.

hmmmmm

I AM REPORTING ALL VULGAR POSTS

So wait. Did he just jerk off or did he do something more elaborate? 'Cause random dudes have whacked off in my face before and it was nothing to call home about, but if he sucked himself off, I say we give him a trophy and my number, because that shit is hot!

Don't worry Kevin baby, I wont blast you to the media, now cock slap me you dirty, dirty boy.

Aahhhh, a hooker scorned. She decided she didn't want to suck ass for a living anymore and now wants to take easy street and file a lawsuit to get big money. It doesn't work that way honey - the hookers never win. Men in suits always do.

well maybe he got confused about what kind of massage it was....

BTW, I'm new and just wanted to say hi! *waves* I've been a long time lurker, and all I have to say is that you guys are hilarious. You all make my mornings!

God, what a prude! What kind of idiot has the opportunity to get it on with Kevin Costner and refuses?

If Kevin costner has taught me anything, it's that Native Americans are a proud and noble people.

I would freaking LOVE to watch him jerk off - whew! Me so horny

suck this biatch!

i have to admit, he was pretty hot in waterworld.

#21:

Pass the Lysol.

I blame Sean Young for twisting this poor's boy head when they filmed "No Way Out."
Of course there was that soft core film he did before he was famous. No, never mind, Sean would've been WAY kinkier.

I hate Kevin, he should be one of those little executive putting greens that fat old guys have in their office. Then I could have Triumph the Insult Dog POOP on him!

"Dances with himself"

# 20: What kind of idiot has the opportunity to get it on with Kevin Costner and refuses? - anyone with 20-20 vision.

----"IEE love, Looka me ear naked ez-ah joonbug holding me shilalagh, wondering if SHE'LL-LAY-ME! HA HA HAR!"

----"OHH-Yoo best stop waiving that little worted toad at me mista! Cripes!! I've seen HAGGIS with less discoloration!!"

KCLTC -- his own cock.

Maybe if he were 25 or 30 years younger, this would seem exciting somehow. But I'm thinking wrinkled, dryed up, haggard, skin-hanging, badly aging Kevin Costner. Nope, I'll pass.

And now that I've had to process all that mentally, I think I'll sue him just for putting me through this horror.

Wait...you mean that sort of thing isn't allowed at the Old Course Hotel?

So what I really wanna know is when he was beating his meat did she just keep on with the massage like nothing was out of the ordinary?

@27 nice one

Costner, aka SexDeathBed, is such a loser he can't even get a decent happy ending, in Scotland of all places. I picture him screaming at the masseuse,

"The Haggis! Shove it back in lass! Push HARD!"

#28 - I'm with you....he's a "legend in his own mind" - He's the King of All Has-Beens! and.... KCLHC !!!

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you guys know that's the secret to his superb acting skills?: he lets his face go blank and thinks about jerking off. That's that smug pervert expression that propelled the careers of Jack Nicholson, Matthew Perry, and French Stewart.

Well, I'll give him this, his "Robinhood"
DVD makes a GREAT coaster!

I need to accuse some famous guy of groping me. Seriously. I'd get rich and be able to get plastic surgery and might even get a spot on one of those shitty reality shows.

My get rich quick scheme is slowly coming into place. Mwa ha ha.

I work in a nice hotel and the spa girls have to deal with guys like Costner on a weekly basis.

#35 Posted by Jewbacca on April 26, 2006 12:32 PM

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love them geeks!

I'd do Jack...........

#19, you are REPORTED

I think Edna's been banned, and I am sad. I worry that all of my best lines were directed at her, and all I can come up with about KC is that he loves his own cock.

And, well, I can't even blame him because I love my own cock. A lot. As a matter of fact, I just finisHED LOVING IT A FEW MINutes ago (Ooops - shift key was sticking there. I need to be more careful).

#42

You have to be kidding me? I get "reported" for saying hi, and not for asking Kevin to cock slap me? What is the world coming to?

Wait a tick, who the hell are you? You aren't Edna....or are you?

karifarrell:

Stop trying to imitate Edna. You don't do a very good job.

Hey SF: Please let Edna come back. She's the best thing to happen to this crap site since Paris gave birth to a two-headed Elvis clone.

Big Jim - Edna was EVIL - a canker of this site and if she wasn't nipped out...she would have spread faster than Paris.....

where is edna?

#42 you don't have to report people on this site to get attention, you just have to admitt that you like Paris Hilton's song 'Screwed'.

@43 - Don't worry BigJim, I still think you're funny. I would love your cock too.

first time on, love all the comments.
what's this 'reported' stuff? hope you're joking. because if you're not, I wish I could find you. I'll send Kevin your address for his next massage.

So what do we call him now? Boogies with Bishop, Wiggles with Wand, Cups his Cock? Well, you get the idea.

What masseuse doesn't expect that kind of behavior occasionally? Being a serious massage therapist is like being a pet psychiatrist. You're not just shitting your patients, you're shitting yourself.

Hell lady, Tatanka's just tryin' ta show ya his hoooos.

"Tatanka" -- that one is for you, Peeker!!

pinky_nip: You get me hot. I think it's time for me to love my cock again.

39 - when you say "deal with" you mean "Deal With" right? What is the address of the hotel?

Edna Bambrick was the spa worker, she reported kevin.

BigJim: Me love you long time!

Doesn't that happen with every massage?

PN:

You flatter me. I can only last about 30 seconds.

WARNING: OFF TOPIC

Jewbacca--Do you have that 100.00 light saber yet. Way cool! I need the green one.

OK, back to our regularly scheduled program,
Costner is a fluffy bunny killer!

Alas poor Edna, she registered and posted on my site, I traced her IP and courtesy of public information found out where she lived. She is now in my basement with a ball gag in her mouth and a horse in her ass. Think Pulp Fiction, but combine Marcellus and the Gimp.

prideofchucky, no one mocks the Scots. You are officially Reported mothaf$cka!

I can't help it. It's so much fun to say. Bring Back Edna! In my head she says it just like Samuel L. Jackson would in Shaft. And just think, if she's really some 80 yr old white lady from that year book pic... Gold. BigJim knows where it's at.

Not Scottish = Crap.

Irish is BETTER!

@59
Gerald Tarrant,

I could come over and we could do it all night long and make Edna watch.

You cannot begin to comprehend my motivations.

The worst part is that he was on his HONEYMOON! Then again, he didn't look too excited in his wedding pics if i remember correctly.

St. Minutia, I won't even bother trying to comprehend your motivations. Doing it all night in front of Edna and the horse that rode in on her is more than enough for me.

Come to New Orleans, Edna's waiting.

This is such old news...

Edna was the spa worker

Why is she complaining?

Um, wait a minute. aren't these common. arent they called "happy endings"??

16 and 59 hilarious.
60 Fuck the Scottish...men in dresses, bagpipes and golf....wtf.

oh hey, what is haggis, really?

Did you guys notice that Edna AND PapaHotNuts are both MIA?

they'll be back

I <3 perverts.

boobiezmagee

I only signed up yesterday, so I don't know if the rules allow this, but WELCOME TO THE SUPERFISH!!!!!! *pushes welcome wagon towards*.
I wanted someone to welcome me to, but *sob*no one did....I am so sad, *gets idea, begins spastically masturbating, loses idea, quits spastically masturbating* Although biatcho recognizing my existance on the Bai-Ling thread made my day. See, I've been wondering if I really exist or if I am just a bitchin cool figment of my imagination....shit, when do these meds kick in? Oops, here comes mom, gotta run. Happy trashing boobies!

Quick note to Zanna: It's cuz Papa is shagging that bitch rotten!!! She will be a new woman when his HotNuts NUTT!!! Go Papa GO!

Making people feel welcome is for faggots. And I mean that in the rudest, most offensive way possible.

suck my sweaty choclate balls...put them in your mouth

Sweet lovin! I wanna make love to your ***hole Kyle..

damn almost made it this time...

Kevin Costner is a dirty old fart. There, I said it.

Hi Osh k...fucking long name gosh!

If by faggots you mean the person bending you over the barstool, watching your fat, jiggly ass spew the cum that was just deposited there by a goat, then "you're welcome also" welcome to tongue jack my shitter! And I just had Thai for dinner!

Actually I'm not mad, I just love saying that sort of thing? What are you wearing?

Ok..I believe ya...but my tommy gun don't

Kevin Costner? Who gives a shit about this guy anyhow. Didn't he ruin his career a long time ago (Waterworld??)? THIS is news? That he wanted a happy ending? Big deal, he's a loser what a surprise...

No wonder, what u expect from a guy who dances with wolves.