I'd hit it... the spleef that is.....

that chick is wayyy to skinny to actually be Brit, unless its like three years old or something. where did it come from?

Umm, yeah, that's definitely a Britney Spears impersonator who happens to be a transvestite. Either that or Britney Spears is officially an enormous creature resembling a whale. OH wait...she is...

Oh, lord....its from Myspace. nuff said.

Wouldn't you have to be high to survive a marriage with K-Fed? Cut her some slack!

whoever that chick is, she's looking pretty damn hot. but seriously who cares if shes passing marijuana around to minors. i thought Brit was white trailor trash anyway?

Maybe they're just midgets.

*yawn*

Maybe its not Britney, could be Heather Locklear on a rebound date. Anyway, what's she doing hanging out with the Munster's kid???

Y'all, I think I see a wee nipple poking out.... and NOW we know the reason she loves her cheetos sooo much!!!

BTW, thank Jaysus this site is back on it's feet. I had to do real work yesterday. I'm so happy, I could almost make out with NewGuy.

I'm sorry. Is that nipple I see?

displaying excellent maternal skills. nice jugs too

That isn't Britney. She was never that chubby while she was that tan. Notice all the pics of her now she is butt ass white.

Besides, the face doesn't even look like her.

The Source says the pic is from '03, I still don't think it's her though. Even 3 years ago she didn't look like that.

That chick is a transvestite. And that's not a joint, that's opium.

That Britney, what a classy lady.

---
http://www.betterthanyou.org/

If it's her or not, I'm sure she has done a lot worse.
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

.... I couldn't say for sure if that is Mrs K-Fed or not, but I can say that someone should help her tuck her tits back in. That little boy to her left looks a litte young to view the Nibblet!

That isn't Britney, she's to skinny.......

edna bambrick - did u cause the superficial server to go down?

If it had been her spittin' out some chewin' tabaccy then I'd have known for sure that it was Britney.

This looks like someone's totally awesome bar mitzvah present (boy on left) from the boy on right who's father owns a strip club. I wish I was Jewish...

Hmm, the larger version *really* looks like it's her...

What is she doing wearing my titties? Is that a La Quinta, by any chance?

Welcome back, bee-ches!

Just wanted to let everyone know something special happened to me this weekend. I won't go into detail, but can you say "EdnaHotNuts"?

Congrats papa + edna,

how was the honeymoon?

I'm pretty sure that's really Britney. Also, i think those are Shar Jackson's kids. They just aged really fast like on a sitcom.

In totally unrelated child endangerment news:
Tom Cruise loves poopie diapers, he said so himself. Check it out:
http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_1817770.html

I'm pretty sure Edna was jumping around her house yesterday yelling hallelujah at bringing down the Superficial. Focus all that energy somewhere else you looney. Go build a house for Habitat or something.

Hmm... I do see a strong resemblance. It could happen.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

www.ihateyoursite.com

Edna is a typical bible-thumping fanatic. Instead of attacking the real problems of this country, such as the pedophiles associated with her church, she targets harmless postings on a website. Way to do your god's work and step on the constitution at the same time. Cunt. And is that a nipple I see in the picture?

your point #31? ty logging onto www.ihateyourface.com

I can say EdnaHotNuts. I can also say your trunk has a funny smell eminating from it, kind of like a rotting corpse is inside. I can also say She Sells Sea Shells By the Sea Shore. But I always said Edna would make a great ex-wife, what with the bible thumping and the non-stop internet patrolling. Gives me a raging boner, and I don't even have a penis.

looks more like jessica simpson to me...

I thought it was Britney at first, but the nipples just feel off somehow.

#33 My point? Was it that hard to figure out. Why so defensive of such a dumb site.

I didn't realize you could see me. My mom says I have a handsome face.

who the hell is Edna?

I've got to admit that when I checked the Superficial on Saturday morning I was a little freaked out to see the comments down. I thought, Edna, you crazy ass, multiple cat owning, bible chewing bitch, you actually did it.

By the way, I've reported Edna, to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Maybe they'll do an episode about that sacksucking cockmaster. That would be sweet.

#38 -- go read the posts on Friday about Paris Hilton gambling her car away, and then the one about Charlie beating the hell out of Denise and you'll find out all about Edna.

Tom loves Edna's cock.

I think this is when she just got done saying, "I'm not like a real mom...I'm a COOL mom".......

I kind of miss Edna's flowing prose. Maybe she'll be back someday. REPORTED! *sigh*

But yeah, BigJim, I was a little concerned too. I was like, shit, Edna isn't delusional? Thank God she's just a wannabe first-amendment thief with no real clout.

dude, is that a nipple?
i fully think its a nipple.
im gonna need photoshop, zoom, and a magnifying glass STAT.

congrats edna and papa, may your babies be imbalanced and able to type fast. salude!

I saw Britney get high at a party once and she was trying to figure out the Mechanical Advantage of a hydraulic trailer jack and kept trying to write: "distance from fulcrum to effort (effort arm) ÷ distance from fulcrum to resistance (resistance arm)" all over the wall with her feces. Then she started freaking out about Xeno's Paradox so we all left her rocking and crying on her bed.

45 - I like a bitch that knows how to party.

Pass the doochie on the left hand side.....

first of all, anyone knows that if you're offered a joint, to GRAB said joint in your own fingers...having someone hold it for you is jake. totally gank. you boffed my buzz brit.

when edna and i smoke the majajay, she insists on holding.

Damn, I'm so upset that I missed out on that Edna cluster-fuck on Friday . . . great material everyone, I've been laughing my ass off.

Please report this, I'd love to hear the transcript read in court - Q: What's 10 inches long, purple, and makes women scream? A: Crib Death.

Looks more like Pam Anderson ten years ago.

Papa can we expect a BabyHotNuts anytime soon?

If so, please no dangling, and totally no driving with the baby on your lap.

Oh and be careful with those high chairs. HIGH chairs, get it? Har.

let's get edna snippin on a more valiant cause, like lowering the price of gas.

that's something i can shave my head, burn my bra and sink my teeth into.

I heard Edna is into TVTA, can anyone verify this?

Smoking pot is dangerous. I am outraged that Brtiney Spears is sharing a marijuana cigarette with minors, doesn't she know its a gateway drug and leads to things like drunken driving and premarital s-e-x?

premarital sex is WAY better stoned.

^..excuse me, i meant 'stoned, driving and huffing paint.'

That pic is hot.

#32,#39,#41,#43,#49 You are REPORTED!

Keep it up and Superficial will be shut down permanently!

Hmmm, it sort of looks like her, but I don't think it is. The shirt she's wearing? doesn't look like something she'd wear...

ok, up to date on my girl Edna.

Edna will you be my bestest friend, your comments make it tingle where i pee.

If the FBI is coming to take me away, I'll need to call a babysitter.

BigJim, are you free?

Edna, I'm reporting you to the Love Police and I can only hope we share a cell.

Welcome back, Edna!

*Let the fun begin*

#59

Somebody made fun of me the other day too. Should I call the police, or take it straight to the Feds? And is there a statute of limitations on REPORTING people who make jokes about me? Because junior high really sucked for me.

nice nipples.
i don't think it's her though.

The face is not that great. If it weren't for those two miracle-bra'd melons in your face, none of you would be saying "I'd hit it!". The face, folks, the face!!

EDNA LOVES THE FOOD.....Now report me for truth telling......Just because your a PIG doesn't mean your superficial police....PIG

Fuck you, Edna. When are you going to report me? Do I have to say something really crazy like Testicles Bin Laden on a 9/11 Hoax Penis Fart Baby Killer? Or maybe Clitoris Swastika Israeli Shit Cunt Al Quaida Heroin-eater Semen?
Fellatio Hussein Michael Moore Diarrhea Labia Jihad George W. Bush Intercourse?

P.S. #67 - It's like my uncle used to tell me every Christmas, "you don't fuck the face."

Yes! Edna is back.

I found Edna on a few other sites, saying the same stuff that she posted here. It's a pretty hilarious schtick she has. If she's even a she. My favorite was when she turned multiple-personality over the weekend.

I have reported the whole site. This site will stop having nudity and they are installing a profanity filter. When the filter is up and you try and get around it, you will be REPORTED! I will clean up the internet from porn and terrorists.

Edna,

Tell me what you're wearing.

#63.

REPORTED!

For having damn HotNutz. The Love Police is on their way. See you at the cell and this time bring the Anal Eaze Lubricants goddamit.

EDNA LOVES PAPA's DAMN HOTNUTZ.

Isn't the whole point of this site to post obnoxious and excessively inappropriate comments? If it bothers you (Edna), don't read them. Or better yet, go sacrifice a baby in one of your hoodoo rituals. I have some eye of newt for sale if you ran out.

P.S. I laughed so hard @ #69. Funny that it was 69. I wonder if Edna will report it because of that. Probably not since he/she/it has never had sex and doesn't know what it is.

Edna, you is one crazy bitch.

so i'm horfin down a handful of jelly bellys, (some sadist brough them into the office), workin on quite the stomachache, and i read oshkosh's comment, #69.

girl, you can share my cell anytime. i've got half-chewed jellybeans sprayed on my keyboard....and they reverently spell out your name. kudos.

wait was there nudity? did i missed it?

seriously Edna, i applaud your work to clean up the internet but it's a long road ahead so why do you just relax and have a seat on PapaHotNuts' face.

Should we just go ahead and have Social Services take her baby from her now, or wait until she leaves him in the car on a 100 degree day while she just runs in for a minute to get her nails filled in, forgets he's in the pickup and later falls asleep in the pedicure chair?

# 69 You are REPORTED! You need to accept Jesus Christ as your savior. Pray to Jesus to come into your heart and remove the pain and hatred you have. I will pray for you as well as report you.

I used to work for an Edna back in the day....yeah, she used to forget she was wearing pink foam curlers in her hair and talk to customers....after she got done shit-splatting on the bathroom walls....good times...good times......had to leave work to go to the bathroom at BP...

As (wanted terrorist) pushed Edna against the table, he gave a rough tug to her muu muu and lifted it over her (backside). His throbbing (male organ)quivered as he dug into his pants, clutching at his (penile shaft), eager to plumb the depths of her (rectum). Using some (commercially available lubricant)he greased his (male organ) and hissed in her ear, "I'm gonna put my (male organ) into your (rectum) and you're gonna like it you (expletive deleted)." She clutched her (gluteus muscles), somewhat afraid at first, but relaxed as his(male organ) began moving rhythmically inside her(anus). Slowly at first, but with increasing force, he plunged his (male organ) inside of her (rectum). The doughy folds of her (gluteus muscles) jiggled in time to his frantic thrusting, and he cried in (sexual release), "Oh, oh REPORT me you (expletive deleted)(expletive deleted)!"

Edna... can I please be reported? I'm naked right now and playing with my boob in the comfort of my own office. Can that get me reported? Or should I be naughtier? I'd like to get reported and "punished"..
*sigh*

@83

Dear God and Baby Jesus that was so great on so many levels that Dr.Rokter should awarded sainthood. Saint Rokter.

PS. REPORTED.

...OH! so THAT explains the bathroom walls!! I was so young back then....now I get it.....she GOT it!!!

Thank You Edna! Jesus Christ, I was wondering what Muslim Shiite with grenades taped to his huge balls I was going to have to fuck to get reported around here. Fuck.
But you know what, guys? We're missing the real point of this particular thread, and that is that the girl in the picture, whether authentically Britney or not, has some big creamy cleavage.

#81 best laugh of the day, I am still SOM. I am going to pray for you AND report you! How does that work exactly? Do you pray first and then report, or do you report and pray at the same time? Or maybe you report before you pray. Please tell me, I would like to do some praying and reporting myself, but not sure what order to go in. Please help?! I am praying for you right now, hoping that God will give you a sense of humor, stat. But I am reporting you too. Oh I am so conflicted!

Edna, I had a dream about you. Maybe it was more like a vision. A vision of beauty, and you were radiating a holy glow usually reserved for heavenly angels. I approached you, and you opened your arms to me to take me into your bosom. You asked me to take your teet into my mouth, and suckle the purity of your existence. I did this, and I felt a weight lifted off my shoulder, sins being forgiven, and your hand unbuttoning my pants. I wasn't prepared for this, and I shuttered with a fear, or maybe it was desire, my lady. It was just shocking for things to start out so innocent, and end up with you asking me to donkey-punch your left ovary, cock-slap your teeth, gnaw on your funky whisker biscuit and to let the trick-fuckin' rodeo begin. But, just like our Lord, you work in mysterious ways EdnaHotNuts, mysterious indeed.

And if say the word "REPORTED", you will let the terrorists win. Help our country Edna, shut your cock-holster, and don't let 'em. win.

#83 CLASSIC..........

This is probably why Superficial has to look for a bigger server. 40% of the comments are from Edna screaming "REPORTED!".

Ok may be 40% is a bit exaggerated. Anyway, Edna, if you think you are out to make the difference, go back in the kitchen and make me a fucking sandwich.

Okay maybe Britney's not the same Britney from years earlier but I would clearly still zoom zoom in er boom boom and the addition of getting lifted just tops the cherry on the sundae. Damn, now I really want a sundae.. What was I talking about? Oh right! "Britney don't eat those cheetos, I got a calorie free, extra long and large cheeto between my legs and it's growing, growing for you, oh and it's not a cheeto".

Edna why do you fuel their hilarity so? The more you cry reported, the more they'll swear!

yeah. lol It's very tame in here until Edna shows up. Then

PS 83 Dr. Roktor thank you for that. You made my day. Could this be our future? It's OK, I think we can fill in the blanks in our minds with plenty of things that would have been worse than anything you would have said. Oooh, sounds like a challenge to me. Edna, you go first.

#93 The more they swear, the more they are REPORTED! They are heading down the well traveled road to hell and damnation. Maybe I will help one soul find Jesus Christ as their savior and then they can help me on my holy crusade to clean up the internet from infidels.

I swear I've seen someone in that same outfit at my dealers house.

By doing this, Britney thinks she can teach the world to sing.

Edna, Dear, there are so many ways to help someone find Jesus. You are not going to do so here. So put a cock in it and move on.

THis is weird. Might be a setup.

EDNA, if this is all about RELIGION, you need to realize something: You can't FORCE people to join your religion. It's a matter of personal choice, not THREAT. Give it a rest and move on.

That is not only NOT Britney. But even worse, it is not even a female. Way to grasp at straws, TS.

I could swear that the retarded religious woman who got barbed wire shoved up her crotch in Silent Hill was based on Edna...

p.s. the one thing I completley love about Jesus is when he and santa beat the crap out of eachother...

i mean, ABSOLUTELY LOVE ABOUT JESUS... and so on...

Praise Jesus, for I am saved!

I saw the Lord in my grilled cheese sandwich.

All of my posts will be clean from this day forth.

(expletive deleted) yeah!

yeah, really. you can't force people into religion... especially with fear. "if you don't believe... HE'LL KILL YOU!!! JUST LIKE WHEN HE FLOODED THE EARTH." man... god's a crybaby...

Edna goes to the posts that turn her on the most.

These posts are the most sickening things I have ever read, I will continue reporting all disgusting posts. You people need help, I am here to help you. Jesus love you!

Dear Edna,

Thanks for your questions! First off, it is perfectly normal for middle-aged Christians to discover auto-erotic stimulation for the first time. You certainly don't need to feel "weird" about it, and it is not, as you suggest, a gateway to "turning queer".

In response to your second question: Yes, it is very common for people to use a favorite object when masturbating. However, I must warn you that the corners and binding on your mother's family Bible might not be the best choice for this. All books absorb and retain moisture, which makes them a perfect home for numerous bacteria and fungi. While there are many reasons for vaginal infection, I'm guessing this is where you got it.

Your description of a "yellowish, foul-smelling lumpy discharge" in your vaginal region leads me to beleive you've got a doozy of a case of "crotch rot". You should see a physician, and he'll either put you on an antibiotic regimen, or give you a prescription for a topical anti-fungal lotion.

Finally, cleanliness is next to Godliness, and the daily use of soap and hot water will help keep you clean "down there", and help prevent further infections. I advise when using foreign objects to use ones made of non-porous materials such as plastic (e.g., the empty gin bottles your husband leaves on the living room floor).

Thanks again for your terrific questions!

In Perfect Health,

Dr. Rokter

Hey Edna!

You think that's sick, lookit this!!!

http://thefirstchurchofmutterhals.blogspot.com/2006/04/christians-pains-in-ass-or-evil-idiot.html

@89

Aren't you forgetting the skullfucking, and the TVTA?

Edna, do you hold down the shift key for every letter or hit caps lock when you type "REPORTED!"? Or is it always available on copy so you can just control-v it? Or do you simply summon the power of the lord jesus and it magically appears?

#89 Papa

Hee, hee. You should write Christian porn!

I just quit my HMO because Dr. Rokter wasn't on our plan.

Ask Edna:

Dear Edna, Do you think it is possible that someone could be a Christian and also like to make fun of celebrities? Just wondering, since Jesus really didn't seem to be one of those types who would go for the hedonistic Hollywood lifestyle. And he also seemed to have a sense of humour and liked to associate himself with the masses. So I am just wondering, WWJD? I am thinking he might be posting to the Superficial. But probably he would not use any nasty curse words.

--Just Asking

115:

you got a point there!

Allah U Akbar! Dr. Rokter is my new hero! I have a sudden frenzied urge to bow down and lap away at his/her genitals, while Edna takes pictures and cries simultaneously. I also have an urge to eat ice cream. Is that weird?

I'm so excited, my first post ever! Edna, you fat yeast infection, go re-read the first amendment. Then, please go have a 3-way with Paris Hilton and the homeless. Note I didn't say "a homeless" I said "THE homeless." I actually posted this at another spot, but I am such an egomaniac I wanted to make sure Edna "I take it in every orifice, but only from animals" Bambick reads it. In other news, what is wrong with smoking out minors -takes shot, smokes crack, shits self-

I was fucking this stripper last week, I mean I was really giving it to her hard. She just kept screaming, "Oh God, Oh God don't stop! Jesus Christ, that feels soooo good!" And because you are always screaming about God and Jesus, I realized something:
I was giving this girl "The Bambrick". I was fucking her "Bambrick" style, and she loved it. Thanks for helping me out with a cool name for humping random whores. Talk to you soon, sweet tits.

REPORTED TO THE LOVE POLICE. AKA, THE BAMBRICK SQUAD.

I hate to pick up on your scraps Mr. Nuts, but two days ago I was giving this guy the Edna - and there's still evidence of at least three separate bodily fluids present in my hair.

Edna, terrorist porn is HOT! You should check it out "ooh baby, stick it there, oh allah akbar, oh yeah put it there alsoooo....then an explosion and nothing but blood and dick everywhere.

I guess the Edna could also be a hairstyle then, huh?

IF JEBUS REALLY LOVED EDNA HE WOULD SEW HER MOUTH SHUT AFTER A GOOD TRIMSPA TREATMENT, NOT JUST SO SHE WOULD STOP EATING BUT SO SHE WOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP ALSO!!!!

I CAN'T WAIT TO FUCK SOME RANDOM CHICK "BAMBRICK STYLE" ......

CAN I BE PART OF THE BAMBRICK SQUAD PAPA? PLEASE.......

"PAPA, PAPA, PAPA, CAN'T YOU SEE, SOMETIMES YOUR JOKES JUST MAKE PEE PEE, AND I JUST LOVE YOUR CLASSY WAYS, GUESS THATS WHY YOUR JOKES ARE O SO GREAT" NOTORIOUS STALLION.....

There is nothing wrong with smoking but.... you should not let them take you're picture if you are smoking with minors LOL

That does not look like Britney (at least not any recent pics!) and I'm inclined to agree it is a tranny who just looks like her (not so uncommon). I am also inclined to agree that Edna is a fat, pseudo-Christian asshole who has no life and obviously loves all the attention her retarded posts create on here.

Britney Spears apparently also smokes a lot of pole, but no one is making a big deal about THAT, now are they?

am I the only one who sees nipples?

Also yeah, like it was said above it's either 3 years old or not brit..she hasn't looked that put together in ages, and by put together I mean having good sense to wear a hat and sunglasses

they smokin that good presidential shit

nice nipple brit

Edna is not her real name. She is really Dorothy Dursley of Rio Rancho, NM -check her out. She is Britney Spear's Auntie.

http://www.thevigilanteband.com/jesus.htm

#130 That fucking rules!

#130 - that does not look like a cheetoh. it looks like a cock. and balls.

Edna's reporting Jesus!

Edna..I found the Lord. He was in a box beside the bed. He's pink and in the shape of a religious relic. He's 8 inches long and about 4" in girth and takes 5 AA batteries and his head rotates. I wish this thing had sound so you could all hear my kum to jesus "speech".

Hey Edna, the only way you'd have met Jesus, was after he'd forgiven you for reporting him to the Romans for cavorting with whores. Can't have that in church, now can we.

I just can't understand how anyone can turn over their individuality to dogma so completely, and still retain such a razor sharp focus. I'm betting it's meditation through chronic masturbation and self-flogging. Does your statue of the savior come with a jackrabbit?

Edna, what would you say about taking whores to church, you know like as an escort. Would that be OK? I was thinking of inviting Britney to temple now that she and KFag have broken up. Is that cool?

Last couple of days, I couldn't help but picture the Superficial squad coming into their data center, and finding it full of blood, feces, and crucified cat corpses stuck in all the drive slots.

Edna,

Glad to see you recuperated from your wild weekend of snake handling and speaking-in-tongues.

hey - did anyone else see the epidsode of Six Feet Under, where the christian woman saw a bunch of helium filled blow up dolls floating into the air, and she thought it was the rapture, and she ran into the street and was hit by a bus?

#130 Trotter where do you get this stuff.....Hilarious.....

Stallion - ever since they let inmates at the Arizona State Prison Complex in Goodyear, AZ have internet access, my mom has been sending me all sorts of great spiritually uplifting links.

Thanks, Ma!

@Cat...i´ve seen Six feet ..floated dolls flying..quite surreal..what about it?

Has anyone else noticed that the only time Edna actually REPORTS someone is when that person is talking shit about Edna? i bet Edna is another tila tequila trying to get popular by being lame (At least tilatequila is hot!). Stop endorsing her. I think if we pretend she's not there, she'll actually dissapear, because she doesn't really exist.

Here's what Edna uses to get up close and personal with her lord and savior. Rumor tells us that GW uses this on the twins with Rumself rimming his ass, only taking a break to give Condaleeza the 'Filthy Sanchez."

http://www.brianz.org/images/Misc/JackHammerJesus.jpg

Edna, go wash out your stinking cunt, I can smell you all the way up here.

@bettyboo - the woman in the six feet episode was a religious fanatic, not unlike our dame edna. and how awesome would it be if edna saw a bunch of blowup dolls filled with helium floating into the air, thought it was the rapture, and ran onto I10 and got hit by a semi? i think it would be most excellent.

Its not Brittany, that said:
I wonder what people of other religions think about Edna, some religions use drugs to get closer to God, and let me tell you, its oh Jesus, oh God, Im screaming when Im making happy with the Mr.
My kids call me a terrorist so I might as well just report myself now.

>

This is the funniest fucking thing I've read all day. Don't ask me why, it just is.

Shit, I was beginning to think that Edna had managed to shut down this site.

Dr Rokter, Itallian Stallion and PapaHotNuts, I think I actually SOM there your post were so funny, I may need to check that later on and I only just wiped up the pee from yesterday with Krisdylee's post on the Denise Richards thread.

Thank you Edna for giving us 'The Bambrick' and making this site even funnier than I thought it could be.

i hacked edna's emails, take a look at what i found:

Dear Edna,

We here at the fbi have investigated your hourly reports of random people on various websites posting comments that are "filthy minded, perverse, and disgustingly immoral" as you put it. We here at the buruea commend you on your dilligence and persisentce. We understand you are trying to be a stellar citizen and you are a testament to you country. However, we here at the fbi find the same comments you deem "an abomination to all that is holy," quite funny. Not only will we not be reprimanding these people in any way, we'll be giving a select few of them a monthly government allowance so they can keep the hilarity coming day after day without work duties getting in the way. That 'papahotnuts'just cracks us all up. Again thank you so much Edna for you dilligence, please shut the fuck up and die.

Stanley Sukmioff
Sr.Agent
Internet Affairs

Dear Edna,

First of all i would like to thank you for being a loyal servant to me and my holy church. Your tithing, church attendance, and outstanding moral character do not go unnoticed up here in heaven Edna. Keep it up! Now about this "REPORTED!" business youve been donig on the internet... Cut it the Fuck out. Or i shall smite thee. I shall smite thee just right. Don't doubt me Edna, I'm a smoter. You dont wanna fuck with this.
So be good, and be quiet, cuz no one wants to hear it especially Me, Jeeezus, or the H to the S. Were busy dieties Edna.

With all my love,

God Almighty
PS. Just because its dak in the room, doesnt mean i cant see what your doing with that cucumber bottle of castor oil and a picture of Chyna.

*Enjoying the train wreck.*
*Sighs with satisfaction.*

# 130 Trotter
How in the heck did you find that? Do you have a special "Stupid/Awesome" setting on your search engine? I'll never be bored again!

Edna, I know you were homeschooled and all by your crazy god-fearing momma but for the love of this guy you keep calling jesus can you please come up with another adjective other than "disgusting"??
There's so many to choose from: vile, vulgar, atrocious, bananapanties, cocklick, yada yada yada...
If you're gonna invade our space please keep it interesting & diverse.

It dosen't look like Britney Spears, although I believe that she smokes pot.

The douchy guy could be Timberlake... Same fat face that he had a few years ago.

Jesus loves me this I know
For Edna Bambrick tells me so.
Too bad she's a three-ton ho'.

"96. Posted by Edna Bambrick on April 25, 2006 01:23 PM

#93 The more they swear, the more they are REPORTED! They are heading down the well traveled road to hell and damnation. Maybe I will help one soul find Jesus Christ as their savior and then they can help me on my holy crusade to clean up the internet from infidels."

Edna, seriously, infidels? The only reason I know the true meaning of that word is a Disney movie! What are you 100 years old? Well traveled road to hell and damnation?! Last I checked swearing was barely worth a hail Mary at confession time. I never knew it was a gateway to larger crimes! Imagine getting to my advanced age and never knowing that! Help one soul find Jesus Christ as their savior? HELL YEAH! saying REPORTED in caps is going to turn me right around, that's it! Edna reported me, Im running straight to the reborn folks! You changed my ways, I will never ever say FUCK SHIT PISS DICK ASSHOLE again. Oh wait, Im not Christian and I take serious offense to you forcing Christianity on me. I have a right to freedom of religion and you are stomping on my rights by trying to force yours on myself and everyone here. Keep your Jesus to yourself, instead sit down with a bible and see if you even understand what its saying, have you read it? Or do you just spout scripture and passages and phrases like "our savior the lord jesus christ" Do you know what the less popular phrases mean, have you read the more boring parts of the bible? Or is it as I suspect, you just run around claiming to be doing Gods work when its really just you trying to get past a boring low self esteem life. Trying to make it easier to sleep at night by convincing yourself that you are living the selfless life of a good christian on a crusade. If you would actually go out and do some good, feed the hungry, hug the parentless children of the world, step foot into an orphanage in a third world country and you will forget all about a little swearing and sex talk on a gossip web site.

Lastly, thank you Edna for giving me the best laugh I've had in at least a year!

Dr. Rokter is my hero.

REPORTing myself for thoughts of (copulating) with someone I've never seen and will never meet.

Jesus, PapaHotNuts, control your damn wife!

Just saw that she is pregnant again. Good gosh almighty, I can't keep up with her. She must be forty by now.

"Maybe I will help one soul find Jesus Christ as their savior and then they can help me on my holy crusade to clean up the internet from infidels." -- Edna

Umm.. anybody want to tell Edna how the internet first grew in popularity? Anyone, Anyone?

Dr. Roknor, that was *expletive deleted* hilarious.

Who cares, at least there is cleavage either way. haha, Britney is pretty dumb though.

#56--agreed

#83--so amazing, holy shit im laughing so hard right now

thank you britney for getting preggers again, i can't wait to see your third trimester outfits.

Oh, shit I sold her that shit. Which is weird because I bought it from K-Fed, so that makes me the middleman, Oh no. Peace Bitches