Brittany is a baby making machine!

sigh, I wanted to be first

She's probably afraid that K-Fug is going to sell them for weed or something.

Just kidding but she'll need a backup when she kills the first one.

I would

Here's a time-saver, Brit: Let me hit you in the stomach with a piece of linoleum flooring.

I just had to take an antianxiety pill to deal with the idea of this waste product preproducing. what will happen when all the money is gone? She'll have to really dump federlame to get on welfare...
Wish I could have made it to his cd listening party in Vegas...

maybe she will divorce k-fed by than and become one hot single mom

Somebody needs to do some learnin' to the folks from the south that birth control pills & abortions are not going to condemn you to hell. (Have at you, Edna!)

Agh shit. Poor baby.

Call Child Protection now and get 'em prepared........

Poor cow.

Hasn't she heard of contraception? Or maybe seeing an optician perhaps? K-fed is horrid, even for a skeezy sponger.

i dunno... maybe all this about K-fuck is some evil marketing ploy to make us all feel so sorry for her stupid ass so we'll buy all her crappy records when/if she comes back. They both suck.

You have to admit though, in that pic, that sure is a cute baby :)

and no edna, that wasn't some fucked up baby porn reference....

AH HAHAHAHAHA
They're reproducing like rabbits! Would someone PLEASE tell those two about birth control? For the good of the rest of the nation--one Spears-Federline was enough.

And all ya'll thought it was the damn Cheetos!

Hasn't she heard of abortion? All you need is a greased up coathanger and lots of determination.

This sites administrators have deemed me a nuisance and have tried to have be BANNNED! I am back, I have written to my congressmen and told them of the filth contained on this site. I will call Rush Limbaugh tomorrow also and tell him about this site, The Superficial, you have been REPORTED!

Edna: surely you believe that Britney should abort this child right? Just like in Godfather Part II, it's evil & unholy to let K-Fed continue to reproduce. Oh & you know what else: they're actually having sex for fun!! Isn't that just sinful!!! Surely they must die & face the lord's wrath!

Rush Limbaugh called, Edna. He told me to tell you that your mother probably should have had an abortion. Next caller!

Well, she IS kinda cute here. And the baby IS adorable..with that said however, if I had been lounging by the pool I would've tripped her, caught the baby, then beat her with it! uhm...just kidding, that's horrible! You guys suck!

No babies were harmed during the re-enactment of this text.

Oops!...she did it again
she still hasn't learned, she sucks as a mom
Poor baby, baby
Oops!...I hope you survive
and you stay alive
your odds are not that good

My goodness, Edna you seriously need to get a life.

#18 Sex for fun is alright as long as you are married . I used to enjoy a healthy sex life until my divorce. I just don't like disgusting posts and I REPORT them.

Edna, penis penis vagina penis? Vagina vagina penis vagina vagina, penis vagina penis penis penis sex. Penis! Vagina penis intercourse, anal.
Penis wins 10:7, with an intercourse and sex default, finished by anal.
Happy now?

wait. i thought divorce was, ahem, against the church and Bible? am i mistaken?

That's just disGUSting!

Edna, God hates fat people. It's true.

Damn. Too bad we can't buy stock in California's Department of Child and Family Services!! That stuff would be going through the roof in a few days.

Well, I guess at least they'll have a spare for when they inevitably shuffle poor SP off this mortal coil.

Why do I sense that the whole thing is going to end up like Monty Python's "Parrot Sketch"?

Hey, take a look at the K-Fed pic from Vegas! Is he pregnant too? Maybe Brit is generous with her Cheetos!

You know what Edna? If you don't like disgusting content, then why the fuck are you on a fucking celebrity gossip site where people come because they're bored at work and want a few laughs. Pull the tree trunk out of your ass and get a fucking life!
P.S. Looking at Rush Limbaugh for you is like looking in a mirror.

Guess he wasn't as happy as Edna was.

Wow, I'm sure getting it out there to Rush and company that the Superficial is dirty is a horrible thing. All those zealots that flock here for spiritual enlightenment will suddenly have an epiphany and leave, and people like us won't flock here in droves from all the publicity.

Not to mention it's a free country. They don't just storm in and shut people down in this country. And even if they did, you could host it offshore.

Thanks for all the free publicity. You just can't beat a good lunatic.

And by the by, isn't the baby being born to them grounds for child services to step in?

#30 You have been REPORTED!

#23 I don't believe that is really you edna.

Wow. Girlfriend is really taking this MILF thing seriously.

Edna, are you trying to fill some kind of quota with the lord?

Edna,
Rush Limbaugh is just another bible beating asshole just like you.
Damn money grubbin' religious conservatives!!!

Bummer!

#6 Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 25, 2006 06:56 PM

Here's a time-saver, Brit: Let me hit you in the stomach with a piece of linoleum flooring

Oshkosh-- Haahahwwaaa! God bless that wonderfully twisted little mind of yours, I love to watch you at work!

Stupid Brit! im sorry but i wouldnt let k-fed within 10 feet of me with his nasty penis! Hes soo gross... but in the same sence.. SP, what a cutie pie!

This time next year we'll probably read about Britney killing one of the babies after accidentally sitting on it, or having them taken away because she decided to forget about child safety seats completely and just tie them to the roof of her car.

^the sad thing is that this sounds like something we'd ACTUALLY read

Where is Land-man? Did Edna sit on his face and kill him?

Hey, Edna?

Your congressman is PapaHotNuts. Just sayin'.

I wonder if Brit & Kev will form a "Jackson 5" type group with their offspring.

It might work, if they stop dropping them on their heads.

Or if Britney uses a sperm donor.

Edna, Thanks for the GREAT lesbian sex lastnight. I love it when you pull out your vibrating crucifix. I wish we could get pregnant so then we would have a baby to abort. See you in church!

Love,
Large Marge

Jesus, what's a guy gotta do to get reported around here?

Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, Santa's on his way, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, Santa's doing Britney's abortion in his sleigh......

What if I said you were a cum gargling, extra large bologna hole who has saddle sores on her twat from never getting off her freedom raping high horse? Whose schlong you'd pleasure anally. If you ever got off. Or something like that.

Poor, poor children. . .

I decided to google Edna to see what she was all about.

here's what I found:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah1LC46k.NhTa_COuIKAYhzsy6IX?qid=1006020808428

Ha, ha EdnasGayLover

Marge, do you have a tape? I think it'd be very useful for the fellows looking to whack one off.

God bless!

I wonder how long before she gives birth to the second child and the paparazzi stops following her.

cause really, who cares about a generic mom walking down the street with her kids?

Edna, Sweet Jezebel,
Be sure Rushy Poo has had his morning dose of Oxy Contin before you call him, he gets cranky if not.

sure she'll cover her bleached head from the sun, but not sean p...LOSER!

She'll have to watch her sister take her place AND live with K-fed. I smell anti-depressants.

edna, if congress doesn't give a damn about homeless hurricane victims, people without health insurance, ill-fought wars, etc. etc. what do you think the chance is that they will drop their martinis and clamor to stop the HORROR of a PROFANITY LACED website?

#45 You have been REPORTED!

Edna--I never once thought you were real.

Unlike some fools, I refuse to argue with you.

Pointless.

Correction lurkerx, she'll have to watch K-fed leave her for her sister.

Hasn't that stupid whore heard of birth control?

I read that and I got really sad for her.

Who cries their eyes out when they find out they're pregnant? Somebody who is really, really unhappy in their relationship. I never thought I'd feel sorry for Brittany Spears.

Edna: Sure sex is fun after marriage but before my husband & I got married we lived together for 3 years in SIN. And all we did was fuck all over the place. The bathroom, the kitchen, the interstate, the kitchen where they serve donuts after mass on Sundays, the little room where priests go to hear confession, I mean, molest children. In fact, we haven't fucked in there in quite some time... goddamn it we're going this Sunday - it's the only reason to go to Church these days! Unless you want to watch children get molested, that's another great reason to go.

>

Someone who realizes it was K-Fed's dick that did it.

#56

I refuse to argue with someone who isn't real yet I am going to point it out & talk to you as if you are real but I really know you're not real. I mean really, why would you argue with a person who isn't real?

edna, i have a good idea. instead of bothering these poor people, how about going to the NRA and convincing them that guns are the work of the DEVIL. since they kill people, we must rid the world of all guns ever, cuz they sin and shit...

or i have an even better idea. how about finding some black panther members and parade around in a white sheet telling them they are the spawn of satan since they go against certain american values. let us know how that turns out!

WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!! I GOT REPORTED, OH SWEEEET DAY! I'M IN THE CLUB! THANK YOU! THANK YOU, EDNA!

Seriously. You made my day. Here's a present: Fuck-nipples.

Amen.

#59

"Who cries their eyes out when they find out they're pregnant?"

Someone who realizes it was K-Fed's dick that did it.

I bet this would be an awesome discussion topic on the forum.

It's a pity they don't have one. All the cool kids have one.

J. Timberlake must be going NUTS right now!

I seriously think the only reason she doesn't leave K-Fag is 'cause he's threatening custody of Sean or something. That's gotta be why. She's probably trying to come up with a plan to run away with Sean, and was crying 'cause it's harder to run when you're pregnant. Or fat.

Jesus, I would love to cornhole that chick!
You decide if I'm talking about brit (fat pregnant and crying, odds getting better), edna (I'd dress like Christ for that whale of a good time) or Osh, (whom I am slowly falling in love with). I don't think any of you exist...shit gotta run, they are coming to take me back to the ce

Goddamn it all to hell, Edna. If I have to tell you one more time:

Edna, I know you were homeschooled and all by your crazy god-fearing momma but for the love of this guy you keep calling jesus can you please come up with another adjective other than "disgusting"??
There's so many to choose from: vile, vulgar, atrocious, bananapanties, cocklick, yada yada yada...
If you're gonna invade our space please keep it interesting & diverse.

Edna......................take the stick out of your twat and the panties out of your ass.

It's a sign of the Apocalypse. Britney is going to turn into a double wide before we know it. Her kids are going to have to invest into some serious therapy here in a few years.

I am confused, though. Were her tears tears of joy or tears of sadness? Because if they were bad, she should have known to be on birth control. I mean, she did take sex ed in high school, right? Wait, did she even graduate high school????

Who is the father?

edna, why don't you convince the government to put chips in people, so everytime they cuss they will be painfully electrocuted? you fuckin nazi.

Why do religious zealots go on rants, but never stop to defend their stance by giving a single legitimate answer to any of their opponents' questions? (with the exception of some lame reference to the bible, jesus, or a fabricated religious notion attched to a universally applicable prejudiced statement against anyone and everyone who does not believe in such a commercialized classification of God, heaven, and hell.)

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
- Sir Stephen Henry Roberts (1901-1971)

Edna Bambrick = worst troll attempt ever

I like how s/he goes from site to site trying to rile everyone up.

Nice try.

Now fuck off already. It was stale in 2005, even more pathetic now.

I liked that "Porn Victims" link. It is helping me recover from that time a bunch of really hot lesbians tied me down and made me have sex with them :(

@ 23 --- too bad your husband didn't kill you instead of just divorcing you. Shame on you for making christians look like loony goons with shit for personality.

Hey, Edna's last comment just disappeared! That was cool!

Who the HELL do you ppl think you are? Britney has the same God given RIGHT to make a family of her own...just like you do...Who are any of you to say such vile crap? If Britney is having another baby then we all should be HAPPY for her. Look at baby Sean...he is ADORABLE!!

Did any of you stop to think (I know, a big stretch for all you slimy slugs) that maybe Britney isnt obsessed with the ALMIGHTY DOLLAR, and wishes to have more in her life, like children, and a family. You ppl stand for what is all vile & filthy in this world today. We should put all you slimy slugs on island and then blow it up...The world would be a GREATER place without you!!

I sure hope Britney is not smoking marijuana while she is pregnant. Marijuana can seriously hurt a baby's development.

Edna and Sherryco are just made 'cause I won't share my nipple clamps with them anymore........

Oh, and I agree that Brit is not obsessed with the almighty dollar, which must have been why she sold pictures of her child to the highest bidder.

Hi, this is Britney's first kid, Preston. I think it's fucking bullshit that my Mom is pregnant again. I can't even talk yet and who knows when I'll get to learn between her struggling career and my Dad's stupid hobby he calls a "career." I mean seriously, goo goo, gah gah and stuff. Where the f is my bottle and pacifier???

NEWSFLASH: edna IS sherry-co.
The reason that we do not want her procreating is because she cannot care for the one that she already has. That is not filthy and vile, that is called concern for the child. Maybe you should get some.

Edna is especially riled up today because the kids in that Britney-lookalike with the joint picture are probably hers. That's what happens when you troll boards all day in a futile quest to convert the heathens that post on this website and neglect your children. You should have known it was just the beginning when they tried to alter the V-Chip in your television to receive something besides The 700 Club. And I bet you're wondering why there are months worth of old Target ads buried underneath your son's matress. And you probably still can't figure why you hear your daughter "brushing with her electric tootbrush" for 10 minutes on certain nights.

Fuck me, I can't access The SF from my office... I have no fuckin' idea what the fuck is going on... FUCK! So, I drove home like a fuckin' lunatic, totally forgot to pick up my kids (they know the way home, don't worry), ran over my dog in a frenzied attempt to get home to turn on my computer, and like a heroin junkie I'm finally gettin' that fuckin fix... here I am.

Sherry-co, you useless futza (SP?) take that mouse and cram it up your wazoo. No one gives a flying fuck about you. Really. NOBODY.

Edna,you big fat fucky-face, report this: I like it when BigJim slurps up my poontang juice while osh and mamacita each take one of my nipples in their hot little mouths, and Papa gets a big ol' serving of vagina ham. Fuck you, Edna. Fuck you.

Also, why would I not be able to access this site at work? My boss is not that controlling, I surf all the porn I want. No matter what I do,(trying to access it through links, typing the address, searching on google, etc) The SF doesn't come up, no "page cannot be displayed" no access denied, nothing. Help me, I don't want to work for a living.... :-(

$20 says...

a) one of them dies.

b) this kid is going to be born retarded or with fetal alcohol syndrome.

c)she realizes that she wasn't preggers...it was just gas and fat.

And why is it everytime I look at a picture of Brit-Brit in some lacy-frilly-girly outfit I hear the theme music from the old Incredible Hulk series from the 1970's?

Sean looks pregnant too.

vagina ham? I just spewed beef jerky from my nose!

#88 - you think YOU have problems? My company has recently enacted a "no internet" policy. That's NO access to any personal internet site, we can't check the weather or anything. I'd be interested to know if any of you live in this Fresh Hell. I'm the goddamn Controller of the company, and can't even catch msn.com for the news.

As for Brit, I'm glad for her that she now has an excuse for being so out of shape. And, sorry for her that she's bringing yet another child into the the world with that scumbag of a husband.

I didnt feel like reading the rest of the posts, so my bad if someone already said this.

October 5th is the most common birthdate in the world because it correlates to the average human gestation period for a woman who gets knocked up on new years eve. Thats right, all you late september early october kids, now you know you were conceived in a drunken flurry of confusion, whiskey dick and premature ejaculation. Or maybe your parents just did it on that day.

I really dont think most of those were edna, unfortunatly. For those who havent seen, here is the link she helpfully provided. http://profiles.yahoo.com/edna_bambrick
Notice how things stay on topic until Edna is mentioned?

oh no
not again...
this is worse than september 11th

ON THE K-FED THREAD
Posted by sherry-co on April 25, 2006 04:50 PM

Hes so grimy and gross looking, look at the big gut he's getting, he must be eating the same things as Britney.....I sure wish Britney would visit...www.divorcekevin.com

AND THEN

Posted by sherry-co on April 25, 2006 09:34 PM

Did any of you stop to think (I know, a big stretch for all you slimy slugs) that maybe Britney isnt obsessed with the ALMIGHTY DOLLAR, and wishes to have more in her life, like children, and a family. You ppl stand for what is all vile & filthy in this world today. We should put all you slimy slugs on island and then blow it up...The world would be a GREATER place without you!!

WHAT THE FUCK? MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!

23. Posted by Edna Bambrick on April 25, 2006 07:29 PM

#18 Sex for fun is alright as long as you are married . I used to enjoy a healthy sex life until my divorce. I just don't like disgusting posts and I REPORT them.

Hmmmm...The profile says she's married. Although it was last updated in 2004, I seriously doubt she was having a healthy sex life at that point.

Something is fishy here. And for once, it's not somebody's snatch.

My work used to have a "No internet" policy. It SUCKED. But it was okay because it was a video store and I managed the porn room, so it wasn't like I didn't get my porn fix.

Wow, the comments on this aites are funnnier to read than the actual site. And this Edna person. I know she is not for real cause no one is like that. Too good (or bad)to be true. I continue to hope that she is real, cuz she be crazzyyy. Oh Edna speak to me I haven't said fuck in the entire post, (except right there but that was just to state that I didn't say fuck)

#97 I dont think that was our edna

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqVGmf4bM1mkb2uNfTj3nDXsy6IX?qid=1006042530002

Brit should give the kid to JHo. It works out for everyone - Britney can dump Fed, and while JHo is busy making the baby look cuter than the new Bennifer's, Skeletor can sneak a bite. Wonderful.

This Edna Bambrick persona is a fake...right? I mean seriously, how would someone like her wind up on the superficial?

Call it a hunch, but Brit's not going to get back in shape. Ever.

If this kid is gonna look anything like Sean Preston, then it's fine, because that kid is just soo adorable! If only Britney took care of him... And having a nasty trashy dad isn't too great for the poor kids either.

Unless is not Paris having a baby...
(LOL... Have you read the ads? Pregnancy Diet Plans!)

Pssst...those fucking trucker hats are SOOOO 2003.

@81

edna has a friend!

@ 103...i hope she's not fake. it's much more entertaining if she's real

Who gives a fuck about this Edna ho and her grilled cheese looking pussy.

Im here to crap about britney...

yeah the baby is cute. Too bad the parents look too skeezy for Clinton. That kid should just thank his mom for being hot once upon a time.

"crying your eyes out" over an impending pregnancy is never a good sign...unless you are katie holmes and you are resigned to the reality that you are ultimately powerless against Galactic Lord Xenu and his minions.

If Adam and Eve can be cast out of paradise...what else did Britney expect...you get the man with the cock ladies..just like the horse and the cart.

Edna is some crazy cat lady. She sits at home alone all day chain smoking like a fiend making herself feel important by reporting people. Her cats are starving and her ash tray is over flowing. Her dildo is dusty. That is mostly what the problem is.

<3 ReportThis!

Awww, she sure does have a cute baby though. Even if she IS dumber than a box of rocks.

omg i can't wait for her third trimester outfits.

p.s. #55, #23, #17, #32 You are REPORTED!

in a mad panic state over the weekend,not being able to post, then *sob* not be able to access this site, i questioned my future. bleak, it was, without the superficial. it was like getting a phone call that someone died, then a phone call saying,nope, still alive. well, kinda like that. not really though.
britney, y'all git a doctor to tie them thar tubes up good n' tight. no more babies..

With any luck the kids will be stolen next time she forgets about them in the park and sold to the highest bidder to fund Cruise's next scientology & drug effects experiment.
Edna reminds like the born again christian I know with 3 illegitimate kids.
Seriously though, what the hell do you say to someone that just got knocked up... "by mistake"???
"Congratulations.. you're fertile." ??

This makes me really sad. Regardless of the fact that she was step one in the marketing scheme to turn American preteens into Bratz dolls, she WAS 'Britney Spears'.
Watching her go through this is sort of like going to your high school reunion. You run into that semi-hot girl who was a super-talented dancer and was voted 'Most Likely to be Famous'--but she's lost her cute body, her eyes have dark circles under them, and she's hiding in the corner of the school gymnasium because her drunk husband won't stop hitting on that girl in the Hooters blouse.
you can't help but feel sorry for that. wonder why she didnt get an abortion?

how could she fall for that garbage?

#116: She probably didn't get one because as devastating this may seem to her, she's probably pro-life. And, if she just found out, she's already about 3 months pregnant, most doctors don't recommend any type of abortion unless something is wrong with the fetus at this point.

Does this mean another gross statue of her giving birth???? Oh please NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

BTW: Edna, would you please knock off making the rest of the Christians on this board want to beat the pulp of you? I guess if you cant be a good example you have decided to be a horrible warning??

My Dad accidentally sat on me when i was a baby..

with the way kevin has been freeloading off of her, her new album better sell well for her to afford all the stuff for this new baby...

kevin needs to get a fucking job!

This info is supposed to be classified but you are all special people so I'll share it. In 1973, Edna Bambrick of Milwaukee, Wisconsin was convicted of impregnating each of her 36 cats. She had kidnapped some of the local youths and forced them to leave sperm samples, which she claimed was for scientific research, and injected the sperm into the cats. Most of the cats died but 3 of them did give birth to half feline/half human hybrids. The hybrids escaped Edna's basement and killed 4 of her neighbors at the compound. When she got out of jail in 2003, after serving her 30 years, she had found Jesus. She had planned to marry a man that she met on a message board, similar to this one but about Jesus, while in prison. Her plans were shattered when she found out that he was an escaped human/feline hybrid and was looking to get his revenge via cruel message board activity. Edna vowed right then and there that she would shut down all message boards and now, she has found our little home here at the Superficial.

They should abort this one and then tie her tubes. Tell Angelina the other one is from Retardania and give it to her.

Gee, and here I was thinking Kevin Federline was contraception enough.

Awww, Edna's just trying to atone for the sins of her mother. Swallowing Jonah and all that.

And what the fuck is she doing on dry land? Did she go into witness protection so Greenpeace wouldn't find her and throw her ass back in the water?

I wonder if she has kids? At least she'd never have to worry about them falling and getting hurt. They might wobble, but they won't fall down.

Maybe Britney could have the nanny wrap the kids in bubble wrap. Or put them inside one of those big hampster balls.

Marvelous! This is precious. I am so excited and happy for the Federlines. Now, let's just call up the holler for Jamie Lynn and have her hitched to Sean before sundown.

First!!!!!!!! zOMG!

@123 ahaha that angelina part is killer

Britney should do her unborn child a favor and abort him instead of him/her killing themselves in the future when they get raised by her brainless so-called parents.

Sooo, half-way through this pregnancy, K-Dud should be leaving her, right?! ;)
Maybe that's why she's crying - she's afraid of karma.

eeeeew! i read about this a couple of days ago but dismissed it in the hope that it wasn't true. Britney, what are you doing sleeping with that rodent? I assumed once would be more than enough. YUK! oh yeah, check out the K-Fed alien pic:
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

Personal note to Edna:

GET A LIFE BITCH!

Ok I'm done now.

oh my god, what if Edna reports me?

then i might actually have to shove my foot up your ass. oh, wait... it wouldn't fit, you're too anal retentive.

HEY EVERYONE - CHECK THIS OUT:

Run a Google search on "Edna Bambrick" and you'll see that she does this crap on a ton of sites. What a loser. With way too much spare time.

Posted by Nikk The Templar on April 25, 2006 09:44 PM

$20 says...

a) one of them dies.

b) this kid is going to be born retarded or with fetal alcohol syndrome.

c)she realizes that she wasn't preggers...it was just gas and fat.

And why is it everytime I look at a picture of Brit-Brit in some lacy-frilly-girly outfit I hear the theme music from the old Incredible Hulk series from the 1970's?
Nikk, i couldnt agree more!!! oh yes, once agin, and HOW much dinero are they paying the nanny? oh, and i was reading in the newest issuse of Star, and it says, and m quoting, so im not palgourizing!!!! <--please, NO bitching about my spelling!!!!---"...sean p was just 3 months old when britney was awakened by him screaming..'he was lying face DOWN on the floor after falling from the bed' said the source....luckily the carpet he fell on prevented serious injury...2 weeks after that, the same thing happed ( NO???!!!! really??!! again. after that, 'shitney' hired a new nanny...." he fell what, how many times IS it NOW????? 1, 2, 3, 4 and now this is the 5th time, where he actually DID some damage??? right....like i said....shitney, please, we know your preggers again, which WOULD be a GREAT thing, but youve proven, once AGAIN, that YOU are a completely UNFIT mother....
oh yes, and --
"Who is the father?" Posted by Trotter on April 25, 2006 08:57 PM
im laughing SO hard!!!!!
and not to sound like a total meanie, but EDNA???? WTF is YOUR PROBLEM???!!!!
<3
ME!!!! XO

Haha, I just googled Edna. It's kinda nice how all these people on all these different websites are bonding over her comments.

Edna is right so many of you need to take lessons from her. What are you fifteen and high?

If you don't like this site pillsandchills, why the hell are you here?

I do like this site, I just think you are kind of slow.

136

I googled her yesterday, and I found her in so many threads, bitching and complaining about the content of the posters. I mean, damn, she must NOT have a life or a very miserable one to sit on her ass all day with one hand hitting the control V button and the other reaming herself with a cucumber.

Dear Satan:

Can I have dibs on controlling the weapons of torture... I'll make you proud, Goddamnit!

Brit and Kev are the Cletus and Brandeen of the real world...

#93

YOU'RE RIGHT!!! My Birthday's at the beginning of September! I'm a drunken NYE baby!

K-fed loves the cock.

PS Britney is one of the richest women in America how on earth can you call her a bad mother?

#143

oops

#143

Just cuz you got money does not mean you can buy great parenting

144th.........yippee
the 'current' edna is a fake.

Maybe Edna Christ is K-Fed's momma, he does look a little like Jesus, only fatter and with more tattoos. That's is why she is so upset, she is like "Yall leave my baby alone, he ain't done nothing to yall" And damn Britney, can you tell the boy to PULL AND SPRAY, you fat white trash redneck skank trailer inhabitant. Peace bitches.

I hope she's smart enough to have sunscreen on Sean. His cheeks are looking a little red in that picture.

Captian, we have reached dork-factor 5. Please disengage.

Hopefully, she won't get confused and mistake marinade for sunscreen, or else she'll have the chili's baby back rib song in her head all day... then, she'll accidentally eat sean preston... and later wonder why her son is wrapped in Butterball plastic wrap with cooking directions.

OMFG! Another K-Fed creation? Why is it that trailer trash is so gifted in the art of conception? These two have to be the biggest losers in America. Give a hobo a million bucks and BAM, still a hobo. With cash, that is...

Okay, about all this Edna stuff - originally, wasn't her name in hyperlink? Like back on the Charlie Sheen thread? And now it's normal... I don't know - seems suspicious to me. And really, I don't know which is sadder, actually being Edna Bambrick, or pretending to be Edna Bambrick. If my life ever came down to either I'd absolutely kill myself.

So, let me get this straight. She gets a hat and sunglasses to protect her from the sun's cancerous rays, but that baby is splayed out half naked to fry up like a little piggy. Sweetheart, if you're jonesing for some pork rinds you don't have to sacrifice your offspring to create them. Any reputable junk food store is brimming with them.

Holy shit, Edna. I just looked at your photo. Sucking at the teet of the Lord must really be a high calorie diet.

If you put as much energy into hitting the stairmaster as you did into prostheletizing then maybe you wouldn't be such a fucking hippo.

Same goes for your pal Lush Rimjob.

I guess this means Britney loves the cock more than Tom Cruise, wait that's impossible........

There's nothing like angry sex.

i especially like how she has a hat on to protect herself and lets her baby's skin fry in the blistering las vegas heat. look at the kid's cheeks for god's sake!!

For God's sake when is she gonna learn that popping up babies is NOT GONNA MAKE K-Fug a good husband, parent, person, etc..

The only thing she is doing is royally screwing up this poor kids that don't have anything to do with Britney's self-esteem issues and K-Fed's trailer trash behavior.

BigJim, what's prostheletizing? When you try to scare children with your prosthetic penis? You suck, squared.

Prostheletizing is the same thing as preaching, except it's a slighty fancier way of saying it to people who actually finished high school.

#93 - my birthday is October 5th. Thanks for making me think of my parents making sweet love on new years eve 1982/3... Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go call my therapist.

even the red states are going to be supporting abortion now.

I wonder how mean people are! You enjoy crucifying other people acting as if u were some sort of old midwives! I';m not a big fan of britney, but leave her and her personal life alone.Are ur lives that empty that u bother urselves with sticking ur noses in other people's lives? U'd better keep urself busy with something useful. Fix ur twisted minds first! Everybody has his/her imperfection and it happens that britney is in the showbiz so her imperfections are crystal clear to everybody! Even if she is a whore, why do u care? r u angels? ouffff..

163:
I had a hard time reading and therefore understanding your post as I am not quite sure what words the letters 'u' and 'r' make up. Is this supposed to be some sort of Msd Libs game, because I LOVE that game. lemme try:

I wonder how mean people are! You enjoy crucifying other people acting as if COCKS were some sort of old midwives! I';m not a big fan of britney, but leave her and her personal life alone.Are SHITBURGERS lives that empty that DOUCHEBAGS bother CLITSselves with sticking HAIRY VAGINAS noses in other people's lives? FINGERBUTT'd better keep PUSSYself busy with something useful. Fix ANAL twisted minds first! Everybody has his/her imperfection and it happens that britney is in the showbiz so her imperfections are crystal clear to everybody! Even if she is a whore, why do ASSRAMMERS care? NIPPLE CROTCHROT angels? ouffff..

164: damn COCK moon-baby... it's supposed to say MAd Libs.

Dude!!! I don't think she's pregnant! She's just fat. The dumb bitch was seen drinking in Atlanta with her trailer park trash husband on his birthday a month ago. She just needs to lay off the Cheetos and Red Bulls and get her fat ass to the gym.

BigJim: Wikipedia.com said it was the act of scaring children with your prosthetic penis. Wikipedia.com has never led me astray.
In high school I was to busy being a slut to listen to the prostheletizing of my English teacher, unless he was giving me a lesson in dicktation. Get it? Because I was sucking his dick.
And that's how I got into Princeton.

That and Wikipedia.com.

#164, mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

#167:

If you went to Princeton then I'll suck Edna's big fat, hairy labia.

170 - Would you like that buttered or unbuttered?
I like all this talk about labia today. It makes me want to sing and dance.

From the comment of her noticable "bump" she couldn't hide anymore reminds me of those young girls that get pregnant and hopes it goes away "all by itself"....

Retard girl

Now she has the heir and the spare....and she's one of the few people that will probably actually need a spare. After she mistakes Sean Preston for a giant cheeto and eats him.

I feel so sorry for both of those babies. The baby isn't even born yet and I'm already scared for its safety.

Wait, so she isn't just fat?

Look at that baby in that picutre... I don't have kids yet, but I'm thinking it's not a good idea to put a fiar skinned baby in the sun with no hat... I mean, he has sensative skin at such a young age! But she has a hat... and she dosen't fall out of her chair and bang her head... and she puts her seatbelt on in the car...

Wow, this is really bad...she really needs to sterilize herself because K-Fed has super sperm that makes super-retarded babies...

ednabambrick@yahoo.com
tee hee hee

prob fake anyway

http://profiles.Yahoo.com/edna_bambrick/

omg she's a biggun

probably has cankles

Think about how awesome this news is---Britney was just in "People" after the whole seat belt fiasco (damage control, of course), proclaiming how she is working on a new album and can't wait to release it to the unfortunate masses who currently have nothing decent to listen to on the radio, and then she is stupid enough to throw caution to the wind and flush her ambitions for the next year down the toilet? Britney--you can't tour with a huge belly--no one wants to see it--you screwed up big time by screwing your big dick-head husband! Ha-ha, Gwen Stephani is sooo much smarter than you could ever hope to be (plus her husband is prime rib while K-Fed is beef jerky tossed in the "reduced for a quick sale" bin). Repeat after me---"Release CD, tour your ass off, then get preggos and have your baby"!!!

#180

She has a big ass FUPA too

Ooh...Edna is going to tattle on me. Wahh! You can't stop me Edna, I have more money than God.

Oooohhh BigJim. Come on over here sweetie. I have something for you.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=proselytizing

In Re #63 "Prostheletizing" is a common misunderstanding/misspelling of the above term. You shouldn't make fun of other people's intelligence when you are retarded.

"I've been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding"

"There not sick, but their not weeelllll"

"And their so higgghhh"

"Their baby feeeelllll"

"and apparently "cried her eyeballs out" when a doctor confirmed the pregnancy in February."

Ummm Britney.....do you not know where babies come from???

#57

hey, when is sis gonna be legal? Cause' I'm gonna be waiting with an 8 ball of coke and a hard-on. and nipple clamps. and a feather duster. andaniguana.andacopyofseason3ofseinfeldandaLOToflubeshesgonnaneeditohohohohohoh oh. bye.

Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know
That I could not sit you up there
Oh baby, baby, I had to fire the nan
Nothing wrong with the chair

Show me how not to kill a baby
Tell me doctor ‘cause I need to know now
Oh because

DFS is watching me (and I)
Must confess hubby’s a dweeb (he’s a dweeb)
When no one’s watching I sit here cryin’
EPT showed two lines…
I am pregnant one more time

WAHHHHHHHHHHHH

I thought it would go well here, too.

#185 you are the shit!

that's the same damn thing running through my head over this damn story roflmao

"the creatons cloning and feeding" hahaha

UGH! unfortunatly the skank REALLY is FIVE MONTHS preggo, i wish i had the link to post!!!!
FIVE MONTHS....um, rriiiigghhht...isnt this the SAME shitney who was seen in vegas ( prolly when SPF was "being abused by the nanny") drinking vodka and rebull, and who the fuck knows what else. i agree with the "just stick a wire hanger up there" all the way, but shitney has GOT to be fucking KIDDING all of us. im pro-choice ( oh fuck, HERE IT COMES....) but....5 months? shit, and all this time i just thought she was just a great big fat ass. i guess shitney showed ME!
oh yeah, and EDNA LOVES cock, pussy, conformity, molesting kids, reporting people on blog sites, and burning crosses on all of our "heathen!" lawns. fuck that, edna, i think your 8-foot vibrator with the propeller on the top is just outta batteries....is THAT why your such a scary, fugly buck toothed bitch?

#181--- i think you said it all!!!!
apparantly shitney believes HER music is better than anyone's...hmm, whats MORE tormenting? LISTENING to her or LOOKING at her? as for her abortion, i bet shes had a few, but in Jan, i picked up some tab mag, i think it was Life&Style maybe, and it said she was trying to get preggo again "to help settle kevin down".... rrriiigghhht... and has it? anyone? but as for Gwen S, she rocks, shes STILL hot preggo or not!!! and her hubby is HOT too!!! as for shitney and k-fug? ugly retards with a dwindling bank account....hey, shitney needed to buy her own ring, remember? ;)

#189 jkough I coundn't remember the part that you added "the creatons cloning and feeding" lol

I was wondering if anyone would know what song that was from.......

I have only three words for Miss Britney:

"BIRTH CONTROL PILLS"

There's no reason to cry over babies when you can just choose not to have them. This is just the silliest thing I've ever heard.

#193, THANK YOU!!!

i dont think rush is gonna be able to help edna anytime soon...

#195, i think your right