Thanks for the car, bitch. And thanks for the herpes. Anyone got any windex for that driver's seat?

Nanny nanny boo boo. MeganHarris isn't first. Sherryco is busy getting hot water to throw on BigJim and LandMan, they got stuck together.

First!
And I'll be the first to say...that I'd wrap that rascal twice and still hit it. I'll be her K-fed. Just feed me and give me an allowance and I'll put up with you shit, Paris. And I drive an El Camino, you can place bets on it.

OK so I'm not first. I lingered too long on the thoughts of my El Camino. She can't have that. Bitch.

cunny funt.

Valtrex must really fuck your hair up, but I guess thats not such a bad side effect......

The poor dear must have confused 'poker' face and 'poke her' face.
The second isn't always useful around the table.

I bet Paris looooves the cock, and I won't lose my car on that one.

Forced!

It's funny when bad things happen to her.

She's lookin a little like Darryl Hannah on an off day

Whether it's true or not, Paris is as smart as a bag of hammers.
What happened if she won? Maybe she got to give the guy head?

I'm sure she just had her Hilton goons, wack the guy who won the car off of her, and she paid them in sexual favors.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com/

Paris, c'mon girl, you can do something dumber than that. I know you've got it in you. Impress me.

and why is she quoted here as saying "behaviour," not "behavior" like normal people? weird

#4 - I don't generally say anything funny when I just see the zero. I also don't think on what I'm going to type for very long. Megan is my only concern,though, so that buys me some time.

i meant "favourite" instead of "favorite..."

whatever, I'm awesome

Didn't her dumb boyfriend crash that car a few months ago?

#14 - She's not normal she's rich. She has a deal worked out to buy unused vowels from Vanna. Hence, the extra "U".
"Pat, I'd like to buy a u, please."
"Jacq, there are 2 u's, would you like to complete the puzzle?"
"Sure, Pat - Fuck you, Paris."

This is funny. Someone got her Cruella deVille ride. Wot a moron. But it is also kind of sad. Like standing by while Corky gets his french fries stolen by seagulls.

The person who got the car better have it decontaminated by a team of ex-soviet nuclear experts. I mean, just the herpes infestation alone is of Chernobyl type proportions.

This is kind of awesome. She lost a $200,000 car. It's also not awesome because it makes me want to stab her in the face. Not only does she have a car that costs $200,000, but she's comfortable enough in her parents' wealth that she felt ok betting said car. I hate her.

#19 - In related news, SaSsY said that Janice Dickinson looks like Cruella Devil. I thought she looked a little more like Nazi Germany. Nice analogy with the fries.

SASSY OUT!

speaking of cruella, i wonder if any of the puppies were bet.

Paris Hilton is proof that human evolution is not complete yet.

hair the color and texture of carnival cotton candy.you could never use the word multidimensional to describe any aspect of that....woman.esp her hair.

hair the color and texture of carnival cotton candy.you could never use the word multidimensional to describe any aspect of that....woman.esp her hair.

In this picture she resembles a retarded Darryl Hannah, which is a redundant statement. SOM, slut.

Next weeks headline:

"Paris, France: Paris Hilton turns blue after threatening to hold her breath until her daddy lets her back into the Paris Hilton."

What's SOM? I tried to track it to its creation, but never found out.

What's SOM? I tried to track it to its creation, but never found out.

MLAB!

I don't bet puppies, I eat them.

I wonder how much she bet when she lost her virginity. Probably at some cheap $2 blackjack table.

I believe it stands for Spoiled Old Minge

Oh PLEASE, like her parents have EVER diciplined this Tard.

I would have believed the story if it didn't contain the part that sounded remotely like parental dicipline. The last time her mom told her no was when Paris spilled vodka out of her stroller onto her mom's shoes. ""Her mom wasn't pushing the stroller, the nanny was, the mother wa just getting home at 10am from last nights party and they just happened to pass each other on the sidewalk""

What a souless, vapid, twat. The only other person who comes anywhere close to her level of utter idiocy is Megan effing Harris.

Micha Barton, Lindsay Hohan and Nicole Ritchie should all go to Paris and have photos taken of themselves in the Paris Hilton. Hilarious! I bet Paris would just explode! (the girl I mean, not the city)

Jacq

SOM is a new acronym thingy I made up yesterday to replace the stupid and tired LOL. It means Shitting On Myself. Like "Oh God, that's so funny! SOM SOM SOM SOM!!!!!!!!"

P.S. Paris' parents should've subscribed to this method of discipline.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat

I came across this story last night too, it was out of line. The fact she thinks she can play is kind of funny. She might be the next Stu Ungar. For those of you who don't know what he did, he went from millionaire to broke to millionaire again around 3 times because of gambling.

Also, I blogged about this, and made a somewhat entertaining picture here: http://www.derekhail.com/2006/04/20/paris-hilton-in-front-poke-her-in-the-back

I really liked what I wrote when I said, "Paris Hilton is a great poker player. She should come over my house and continue winning while she passes me her Mercedes car keys. If she’s lucky I’ll get the car. If I’m lucky, I won’t get STDs."

Do you suppose someone told Paris that the winner has the least amount of chips left?

Paris: 7 high

Player: three kings, I lose again, dam I hate these chips

Paris: Oohh poor baby- I win again!!!! This is hot.

Yeah, like banning her from the Paris hotel is really going to keep her from gambling more of Daddy's money. I think the only reason that she can hold her head up still is because it's full of helium. That or the herpes bacteria is multiplying and letting of toxic gas in her head.

the really sad thing about is this story is that they were actually playing uno.

will someone please fuck some sense in her, retards have better IQ than this angle of death

"I really liked what I wrote when I said, "Paris Hilton is a great poker player. She should come over my house and continue winning while she passes me her Mercedes car keys. If she’s lucky I’ll get the car. If I’m lucky, I won’t get STDs."

Um, Derek Hail, it's kind of sad that you are extolling the virtue of your own writing.

P.S.
It wasn't funny at all. Sorry. =(

Paris Hilton is so stupid I'm suprised she even knows that when you loose, you loose your money, NOT your clothes.

She should practice by playing with The Soprano's Big Pussy.
link:
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

#40: lol

She probably lost to a table of Japanese businessmen when she said “Go Fish” and tried to play a 4 of Hearts and a business card she got from a big black guy named Don Pop-a-cherry-liscious.

I am reporting all vulgar posts.

Edna Bambrick is sensuous to me.

#40

Hee, hee.

The sad thing is it was a video poker machine and she kept trying to shove her keys up the coin dispenser.

@#41 pigponie

The Angle of Death kills you with her protractor when Angel of Death is running behind schedule.

Sensous, you say #48? yes, yes, I'm getting that vibe of sensousness from her as well..

Edna -

Are you single? Are you female? Where are you from? Please tell us more about yourself.

this tidbit is neither surprising or interesting. However, I am officially switching to 'SOM' in all posts for the rest of my life, beginning now.

Nice one, mamacita.

It was actually a sports bet she lost. I think she took the Atlanta Braves to win by a touchdown over Jeff Gordon. Silly diseased woman.

I am a divorced, white bbw, 52. I am reporting all vulgur posts!

Damn you honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah,
now i can't get this fantasy of edna out of my head.

bbw?

big bisexual woman? bad bad woman?

have you been a bad bad woman?

big below waist?

edna for president!!!!! she's the only one who can possibly match wits with W.

big bad whale?

bodacious butthole waiting.

I'm a five-year-old.

duh, "Black Bitch from Wisconsin"

butt blasting wart?

Vulgur posts? what vulgur posts?

fisher-- is she a white, black bitch from wisconsin?

@44

I love pussy!

i like the introduction of anal warts into this idea. we can all do a lot with that.

Bruised Bubbling Wart?

Edna, you are NAUGHTY. I just visited the BBW Sex Dates site. Is that you on the homepage? With the gag?

69th!

I vote post 40 as the most vulgar comment

MeganHarris thought it stood for "Divorced Asian Male."

SOM MLAB BBW YMCA !!!

LOL

oh i forgot one TCLTC

Yes, Jugsgirl, she's fucking GRAY

What's black & white & red all over?

A nun in a blender!

Paris REALLY claimed: "I'm obsessed with cock and balls. It's my favorite past time.
I always get lucky in Vegas. I am always getting fucked".

and then fisher55 inserts some really stupid joke about brits being cooler than everyone else & gets ignored because, well, nobody wants to play with him, 'cept his dog snoopy that he lets lick his sack.

Big Breasted Wookie.....

Hairy breasts are hot, Stallion likey.....

Big Beautiful Woman. I'm reporting all vulgar posts!

i love you, biatcho ; )

and i'm perfectly fine here playing with myself. none of you really even exist.

Oh Edna, I LOVE the elegance of your single exclamation point.

When you are steadfast in your beliefs, you have no use for 3 or 4. So wasteful!

What, you're Brittish now? Really? Favourite? Now you're pretending to be Madonna?

Edna Bambrick,
what would the world do without you?

81: IS that what's wrong with me? Is that why when I have the sex I can barely feel it? Wow... here i was all this time thinking it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway in the vag but I don't exist therefore I am not and would thus not be able to feel the sex if it were to exist.
oohhh spooky stuff. Real existential for a person who still believes in a monarchy.

I'm glad she lost her stupid hearse-ass car. That will tide me over. It would have been REALLY great if instead of betting the Bentley she offered to have herself encased in cement and tossed into the ocean while I stood by pointing frantically with my oversized foam finger chanting "Sink! Sink! Sink!"

She looks so hawt in that Pic, I want to stab my eyes with an egg!

just googled edna bambrick and she is a fairly prominent force on what seem to be religious blogs.
http://fifthnail.blogspot.com/2005/05/still-confused.html

more investigating needs to happen, however. and i am just the bored mom-whos-kids-are-napping for the job.

actually, edna, my kids are running around spewing vulgarities at the speed of sound.

So Edna is Kirk Cameron in drag?

this is better:
http://www.pilotlight2000.com/yearbook/1929.htm

edna is 4th row, fifth from left.

I'm betting that it's only a matter of months before Paris:

a. is killed in her sleep
b. awakens with d. trumps head in bed w/her.
c. is found, alive, but legless in the outskirts of death valley.

Here's to hoping!

You guys think I'm going to defend her at EVERYTHING she does?? If she lost her car, she's an idiot. But I still stand by that "screwed" isn't as bad of a song as nay on you say it is.

I've got Goldfrapp, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, and Strokes in my car right now, and I don't have a problem liking the Paris Hilton song as well.

megan, as nay on YOU say, mothafucka.

If Edna Bambrick graduated high school in 1929 - How is she 52 years old? Is Mrs. Bambrick lying to us?

@79 big beautiful woman

Like big... 38 - 24 - 36 curvy big?

OR

BIG 56 - 42 - 85 big?

Dearest Edna - oh the irony... "big and beautiful" IS A VULGAR POST!

MeganHarris you must be some sort of masochist. You truly enjoy the abuse. Hey as long as you can take it, that's cool.
Me thinks an onslaught is approaching...

95: Pretty sure it's big as in fat, robust, grotesque & lesbianic.

MeganHarris,
Do you have Edna Bambrick in your car right now?

just because I said you don't exist doesn't make it "existential," you stupid cow

megan, i had no idea you were so edgy? The Strokes? Really? Kewl. Are you from the future?

Mrs. T you silly foo! I JUST got in the hang of not looking at my hands (forming the L with each one) to determine my left from right. Hint, the left hand makes the L. This did not go over well on my driving test.

Now you sent me reeling again. The 5th from left in that foto is just a hot man. Erma Bombeck is 5 from the right, looking BBWish.

@98

Oh, I missed understood.... she was talking about her pussy lips. Silly me.

Edna,

I'm sorry to tell you this, but God hates you. I was doing some coke and Johnny Walker Red at a strip club (they ran out Southern Comfort and heroin), and the 16 year-old Japanese girl I was face-humping, suddenly looked up and said "Gaarrrrd haahhctes Euuudnna Baaamrrggggit" and I said, "Go ahead and spit it out, but I'm knocking $5.00 of the price." She spit out my hog-syrup, and told me that "God hated Edna Bambrick." It's obvious that I'm an upstanding citizen, so there is no way I would make something like this up.

100: I love cows! They're awesome. Except the ones in England because eating them makes you die because all the cows hate it there so much that they go crazy! Or as you folks call it "positively MAD".
If it rained 364 days out of the year where I lived I'd go MAD as well.

you are right, honeycomb! I AM a silly foo. Hold up both hands. See the L on your right, I mean, left hand? Use it with extreme prejudice.

Warner Bros. should go out and hire this girl, she would make the perfect Looney Tune ever.

Wait a gosh darn minute everyone....

Who is Edna Bambrick reporting vulgar posts to?

#104 you should come with a fucking WARNING. I just read that post and blew hot coffee out of my NOSE. I don't know if I should thank you for the LOL or curse you since I've just burned the inside of my nose. So much for my Friday night 8ball. Yea right!

Posts #104,#105, You have been REPORTED!

she's reporting them straight to God. Erma got tha hookup.

edna bambrick, EDNA FUCKING BAMBRIK???? the same edna bambrick that let my daddy cornhole her and ran off with our food stamps? God damn, i thought you died years ago.

#112, REPORTED!

MeganHarris, being a played-out neogrunge Eurotrash wannabe with Bjork stickers on your VW and black hair dye all over your sink and towels is not something to brag about. I will say this, however:
Edna, the Bible was written several thousand years ago by rebellious Jewish lunatics and it is entirely fictional. The Bible also makes a great cutting board for decapitating babies when offering their pure infant blood to Our Dark Lord Satan.

Yea!!!! Me and Papa, reported together.

Ohhh, she's BRITISH. Hence her anger at the overwhelming vulgarity of post 105.

@90 wow, thank god for evolution, those are some of the ugliest motherfuckers ever, the sad part is I dated her in a former life, she permed her happy place like that too.........

Edna, your little notebook isn't actually wired into anything. That stuff you write down isn't actually going anywhere. And chanting "Mech-lecka-hi-mecka-hiney-ho" as you write in precise tiny capitals doesn't help.

ooohhh Edna Spermbank, you're about as scary to me as my high school principle was.
She backed down after a while... and you should go back to what you were doing before you started pretending you were a religious zealot who tried to "scared kids straight" with threats of telling the Superficial teacher on us. It'll freak out some but not most so, please, don't waste our time. It's an act folks... don't even believe it.
It's the same person named sherry-co who was trying tobe a cool Scientologist.
lame-assholes & nothing more...

Papa and Biatcho reported together. Sorry Sara, you got reported solo.

Mrs T, she couldn't read the post numbers correctly because my baby's daddy is spewing pecker juice all over her bifocals right now.

#119, I have shut down many message boards. This filth must be stopped! I am reporting all vulgar posts!

Yeah Sara - Papa & I are gonna totally do it in detention when no one's looking!

Dammit, i hate being so all alone in edna reported superficial purgatory.

But Edna Bambrick, who are you reporting the filth to?

This just in Edna Bambrick DEPORTED.......

Edna, you are simply too much! Do you do parties?

I think Edna IS MeganHarris. Must suck when you have multiple personality disordre and ALL your personalities equally suck ass. And not in a good fun way.

Well Biatcho, that filth about cows really should be stopped. WWJD? talk about cows? i think not

Edna, is MeganHarris your son? I

Somehow I became British on these posts and I have no idea how. I'm from Miami, born in brooklyn

Shut the fuck up Sara. You eternal waste of time.

Edna, with all that is wrong in the world, I don't think THIS would be the place to come and change the world. Humpcunt.

edna, may i suggest http://www.medicaltoys.com/gagsblind.htm they have all the best gag balls

Edna, will you report me? Please? Report me right there. Yeah. Do it just like that. Oooh, report it, baby. Report me! Harder!!! Uuunnnnhhhhhhhh!
Thanks, here's a towel.

MeganHarris has good taste in music, actually. Listen & learn, you fat lonely skanks

All the British must be reported!

I tried not to post redundant-style, Zanna! There's so much fucking blow all over my keyboard, I must have posted without knowing it.

Edna? If this is so filthy - why do you continue to read? Would Jesus read this stuff?

mom?

Shut the fuck up Fisher. You spew a bunch of anti-American bullshit on the Doherty post and now you want to be American?
You fucking poser. Such a wannabe.
Nothing but a hack.

Edna,
Jenny Craig called, shes sick of all of the reports. She would like you to find someone else to report to. Maybe MeganHarris can take the job?

#122. Who are you going to report them? The site's webmaster? hA HA HA HA!

Edna, I'm afraid #104 is right. I have witnessed the Lord's word on the subject.

I was just worshippin' on Joyce Meyer and the Lord came unto me and lo' he said, "Edna Bambrick giveth not the good head, nor the clean twat and thoust shalt not dareth to enter the cornhole for it is befouled by one thousand thousand worms. Smite this scourge from the Earth, and thou shalt be delivered unto the bed of a thousand teenaged virgins each with unique talents for pleasing the cock, And not one shall resembleth Tom Cruise. Thus sayeth the Lord".

Edna,
you are the only person who may be able to answer this....

What is a Thunder Cunt?

Oh my god... Fisher55 is really Danny Pintauro, or the gay kid from TVs "Who's the Boss"

Fisher55 I want to hear your latest slam poetry you wrote about MeganHarris. You know, the one called "Birds of Night Rain Magic in a Sea of Pain" or something like that, about the time you looked into her eyes over a cup of espresso and realized you guys were wearing the same black shirt and could talk for hours together about how you love John Kerry? I really think you should recite that for us rather than trying to get us to appreciate your bohemian music for assholes.

Mrs. T if we both thought it then it must be true. That just proves it.

milf-I think I was behind edna at the robert mapplethorpe exhibit in 1995. we were all waiting to get into the raunchy room and she and her battle-axe cronies were just horrified by the filth they were about to view.

TCLTC and EBLTC!

@132 It's like Ryan Seacrest dating women....eternal waste of time

Thunder Cunt?

Is MeganHarris truly a Thunder Cunt? Or can you be a thunder cunt without a cunt?

Edna, I've reported you for not changing your name to something less schoolmarmish.

Oh Wait, EDNA Bambrik! Oh GOD, you're THAT Edna?!? Whoa, well all I can say is good for you to be back on your feet again. It's not every woman that can shoot a scene with double anal penetration while Jenna Jameson craps in your mouth and be up and posting the next day. Your crotch must be made of Iron girl! ""or be really stretched out and callused, you know tomato/tomahto""

What the fuck is a thunder cunt!

Good question jugsgirl...is a thundercunt a state of mind or a way of life?

Megan Harris, I swear to fucking god. I don't even know where to fucking start. Every time you reiterate the fact that you like Paris Hilton's MUSIC a little piece of me fucking dies.

You are such a stupid fucking CUNT and I hate you.

FUCK!!

how awesome would it be if this site just shut down right now?

edna, would that qualify as a miracle?

#55 - Hey everyone look out! The fun police just got here. She's calling our mommies.

You folks should stop making fun of poor Edna. Didn't anyone ever tell you not to poke fun at crazy people. I looked at a number of her posts on other sites and she has said "I'm going to clean up the internet if it kills me!"

Well, if that ambition doesn't qualify as full on bonkers, then I don't know what does. Really Edna, how is that you can type with the huggy jacket on? Did the institution make sure to give you a computer that didn't have any sharp corners?

I AM MONITORING THIS BOARD AND I WOULD ADVISE YOU PEOPLE TO KEEP IT CLEAN HERE. OTHERWISE, I WILL BE REPORTING YOU TO YOUR ISP'S AND POSSIBLY TO THE FBI ALSO IF IT APPEARS YOU ARE BEING THREATENING OR TRYING TO PROMOTE TERRORISM.

Don't mock God. Mock Edna and her ilk. It's not God's fault "His people" suck all so frequently. There are some good Christians out there.

Sorry for being so milque toast. But it's true. Please don't hit me. I'm a Quaker.

Thundercunt comes from the movie Blade Trinity (at least that's where I first heard it). Some guy called a nasty vampire bitch a "cock juggling thunder cunt."

I'm not sure that explains what one is, but apparently it is something you call a female vampire who isn't very nice.

Hope this helps.

Is Edna Sherry-co's mom?

Oh, Ednaaaaaa......
quit interuppting our online orgy. Cuz I like it up my ass, with a pretty pearl necklace to go with it. Fuck you, Edna. Fuck you.

Promote terrorism?

Why in the name of Allah would I do that?

Let me help you, Montana Wireless Internet, Missoula, MT. Good Luck with that.

Edna, I threaten to terrorize you with vulgarity. I am a dirty, dirty, girl and I can NOT keep it clean. Pray for me!

Hey all of you - stop it you terrorist! Ha!

Edna, whatever you do - just please, PLEASE don't report me to Santa Claus. I really want that pony.

Edna, my beautiful baby girl:

Let's not hate, OK Baby? Let's make sweet love to the soulful sounds of Barry White underneath a moonlit sky. I'll caress your body, making you feel nervous, but making you crave my throbbing meatcicle. I'll kiss your massive vagina, then I'll lick your anus just to remove the taste of your vagina from my mouth. Then we'll cum together in a spirtual, heaven-like orgasm, and I'll spray your grill with my salty venom, and you'll radiate a glow of a thousand halos. Then we'll drift off to sleep together, and I'll go through your purse and steal anything of value. We can beat the odds, baby, me and you, making beautiful music together. Call me, my BBW.

Edna is the funniest thing to happen to this board since papa.

I love you, Edna. Wanna get together sometime and read scripture?

I'm with #163

I just realized that Edna made me forget all about Paris Hilton.

It's a miracle!

Edna, can you PLEASE come back here every day?? Please? I am dead serious. You have united all of us like no other. Who else could make an entire terrorist cell quiver with fear and hatred?

Dammit Edna... I want papa! And he's all over you!

Sooo, Edna, are you a garter, or full support pantyhose sorta gal?

Danny Pintauro OR the gay kid from Who's the Boss? Aren't they the same person, you cuntrag?

And anyway, how can I BE him when I've FUCKED him?

Say goodbye to your posting priveledges.

169 - That was so moving I think my bowels kept going without me. Wait up guys! SOM!

Ed-NA! Ed-NA! Woot Woot!

edna, say goodbye to first-place in the church spelling bee.

Thanks #162... now I'm picturing BBW Edna with fangs

Edna, it's more of an honor than a priveledge. And it's more of a big fat boner in my tight wet cunt than an honor.

#159

I've seen her too. I hope she's real. That would be awesome. She doesn't like any "terrorist" talk either. It's funny to thing about the mounting frustration getting to her to the point where she wigs out and sprays her church crafts group with automatic weapons fire. Sad to think she's a hoax.

@179

Who said you could use my pom-poms!

Edna, you psychotic HUMPIUS-CUNTUS. I am reporting YOU as an archenemy of the First Amendment! Free speech? Might have heard of it? Man, I gotta lay off the blow.

Actually, I borrowed MeganHarris'. And now my hands are all sticky.

I didn't realize that it was a privilege (note correct spelling) to be able to post here.

I just thought it was something I did when I was pretending to work.

Edna makes me feel like Newt. Edna is the alien facesucker and I am Newt and the Internet is the space ship. And I am being chased and I have a really dirty face. But, I know all the "ins" to survival, such as Edna's type mostly comes out at night, mostly, and can be kept at bay with flame. I know all the secret cubbies, so to speak, like the fact that in Canada we do not have ISPs, we just stand on our patios when we want to go on the "Internet" we wait to throw a net around passing "technology birds", not unlike the way the Little Prince travels through space from his Asteroid B-612 by harnessing outerspace flocks of migratory pigeos.

It's the same concept.

Oh, Zanna, that reminds me. Gotta go wake up my 2-year-old so she can go on a run with me. She loves blow.

Got that, Edna?? babies and drugs! babies and drugs!

This is the best thread EVER.

#188 -- what part of Canada are you from? We use smoke signals from our igloos to post to the Internet where I live.

This IS the best thread ever. And we owe it all to YOU, Edna. God bless you.

You'll need some goats too Mrs.T, yup, drugs, babies and goats that's your unholy trinity right there.

I fear that Edna may be suffering from multiple personality disorder. Has anyone else noticed that she sometimes posts in ALL CAPS, and other times she doesn't?

Tread lightly. She might go postal.

#190 - I agree.

BarbadoSlim, the goats are such a given. Duh.

@191

when does a hoser like you find the time to make smoke signals between fucking the bears and drinking blue?

BigJim, it's been a lean winter. The wood is wet, I think smoke signals are out of the question right now. I have slit the stomach of a moose and am laying inside just to keep my blood from turning to the consitency of Wacky Watahmelon slurpee. And the pemmican is running low. Can you send help? Let me just turn the crank on my 486 beause I can hardly see the screen anymore. If you want to IM me anytime just shout really loud. I am on the west coast and sound travels well over the alkaline wastes.

Damn, I'm having so much fun here but I have to go get my kid from school and then pick up some crack and a 40 of Wild Turkey on the way home.

I'll check back in an hour. Hope there is more from Edna.

Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Edna, I am pretty sure you can bite our collective, constitutionally protected asses.

Mrs. T - don't forget to put vodka in the sippie cup...I LOOOVE the way drunk babies laugh. And how they sound when i shake them. Which reminds me..didn't I have a kid? I thought I did...maybe not..See....THIS is why I carry that DNA test in my purse...just in case I have any kids I don't know about. Holy shit.

176: You have made me realize that you are really an illiterate moron and clearly not from this country. Nor do you deserve anymore of my time. You're no fun & you're useless.

And for the love of satan can you shut up now because I am having a love affair with Edna Spermbank. This is fanatically fantastic!

Like BigJim, I also must attend to my afternoon duties. Zanna-thanks for the reminder. I TOTALLY spaced the vodka; she would have been up all night without it! She's such a fucking hoover, we burn through the eightballs over here.

Edna, promise me you'll be here when I return? Until then, sweet girl.

@169
made me burst a seam. shit.

Why are you downcast, O my soul? Why so disturbed within me? Put your hope in God, for I will yet praise him, my Savior and my God.
Psalm 42:11

ALL DISGUSTING POSTS WILL BE REPORTED ALSO!

Outta control. Love it. Wonder if Superficial .com is covered under the Patriot Act?

Edna, oh my sweet Edna why all the fire and brimstone? The vengeful jehova as god is so, I don't know,..pre-roman empire, yeah.

Edena, did all the kids make fun of you and call you crazy stinky lady? Is that why your soul is downcast? awwwwww

#204 pardon me ma'am, but you never told us who you will be reporting it to? your cats? Jesus? The FBI? The PTA? Tom Cruise?

WHO?

aAs you all probably already know...Edna is in reality a somewhat overweight man with too little hair (down there). Each and every time one of you chuckleheads posts a comment with the term "Edna" as the primary focus, our chubby, hairless hero drips a bit more ejaculate onto his keyboard. Which isn't hygenic.

something funny has been enabled on this site/thread. something big brothery.

Hey Edna - did you really have to get your "verse of the day" off a website?

http://www.christnotes.org/dbv.php

Doesn't that apply to you as well, "megana" go clean your keyboard now.

I have irrefutable proof that Edna is actually Paris Hilton on her Blackberry acting pissed off because we are making fun of her.

Well, if he's dripping jizz onto his keyboard it explains why he types in all caps sometimes - jizz must make his shift button stick.

I have irrefutable proof that Edna is actually Paris Hilton on her Blackberry acting pissed off because we are making fun of her.

Is it disgusting to mention that Paris is getting into incestuous scat games lately? It was her motivation for losing the Bentley. She just KNEW daddy would go apeshit all over her when he learned the news. Sorry.

Run for the hills! Edna Spermbrick is righteously going to gun us down!

I have irrefutable proof that Edna is actually Paris Hilton on her Blackberry acting pissed off because we are making fun of her.

Thunder Cunts...HOOOOOOOOO!!

Is anyone besides me beside themselves at the arrival of the Thunder Cats season one on dvd? About fuckin' time.

Edna, I'll take care of reporting the ongoing goings-on here at the Superfish. God is not listening to you.

Sorry for the repeat postings. thats what happens when you try to post using your palm treo as you are driving down the Pacific Coast Highway in your recently obtained Bentley while receiving a BJ from Paris Hilton as Edna watches from the backseat with a broom handle shoved up her brown star fish

Biatcho: your crush on me is getting a *little* creepy...can you tone it down a tad, THANKSSS.

I'd like to dedicate this song to Edna...

ahem...

We don't need another hero
We don't need to know the way home...
All we want is life beyond...the thundercunt

What the hell???!!!!! I disappear for a few hours to do lots of drugs, have lots of sex, sacrifice lots of animals, blaspheme lots of things, commit lots of violent crimes, and come back to find some crazy ass broad trying to "threaten" people by "reporting" them? Good luck with that!! About 3 months ago, I had a simple question about the comment section, namely, if there was an edit feature installed that I was possibly missing. Still waiting on that reply. I'm sure if you flood someone's inbox with many emails that have the subject line VULGAR POST, he'll get right on that. I'm going to kick Edna in the penis.

Ah, Fisher. You have decided to attempt to play the game instead of look like a whiny bitch. But you don't quite have what it takes brotherman. Keep walking... keep walking... oh yeah, there's the water, jump into it.

Just heard from God again, on Dr. Gene Scott. He wants me to ask Edna a question.

Edna, should I, or should I not fantasize about having sex with my neighbor's dog? She's female and all...

Papa, that made my day. Oh my god. I laughed so hard that I now I wish I had worn brown pants.
I was 16 at the time, but now my age is just "legal." Kidding, I just wanted to get credit for saying "Gaarrrrd haahhctes Euuudnna Baaamrrggggit"

Laughing so hard LMAB! B I tell you B!

#194 - We actually agree on something.

EBLTC!

I think you all have it wrong - Bentley is Harry Bentley from the Jeffersons, not a car. She won him in a game of blow poker.

You will not mock me when Homeland Security knocks on your parents door and arrests you for terrorism. #222,#224, You are reported!

I ADORE THE COCK!

On their parent's door? Not everyone is still living with their parents (like you).

OMG I think Edna is Tom Cruise!!!!!!!!!

Hey, Edna, watch this.

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woohoo edna adores the cock! hahahah

Well, that was fun.

Great song by the Untouchables with the following chorus:

Baby, I spy for the FBI
(I spy for the FBI)
...and I spy, for the MI5...
...and I spy, for the KGB...
...and I spy, for the CIA...

Google has some results on our dear little friend Edna. Apparently (s)he (leaning heavily on the HE) is trying to be a troll. I mean, who's got the name EDNA anymore?

I'm betting that Edna has, like, a hundred or so cats living with her.

Hey even I don't support Edna. i don't like relgious goons, and all that other crap. And whats with the reporting threats?

yeah, like The Superficial is going to listen to 1 stupid bible belt fat chick, and not the hundreds of commenters that fuel their site, everyday.

Good luck.

Edna, you cheeky little monkey.

#213, and #215, and #217, uh, you could be right. It's been a long time since anyone talked about that ho.

Instead, we're all having too much fun fencing with dear Enda the crazy cat lady.

Hey, Edna: killed any commies for Christ lately?

Keep posting vile comments, it will take time but you all will be banned. I have shutdown many smut boards such as these and will contiune to I rid the entire Internet of disgusting content. I turned in this yahoo poster and read what happened to him! http://www.suntimes.com/post-trib/04-18-06_z1_news_15.html

I repeat: Ed-NA! You dirty little troll!

#235-link it up, baby. we need to know.

Regarding Edna's #227 post. Oh, I guess it's Homeland Fucking Security she is reporting us to. Well, being Canadian, I don't think I have to worry too much.

As for the Americans, well, I think HS is more on our side than Edna's. My proof:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/04/07/tech/main1482848.shtml

Edna, I liked you better in #228 when you were adoring the cock.

@240

You better report yourself then, you dumb bitch.

228. Posted by Edna Bambrick on April 21, 2006 05:39 PM

I ADORE THE COCK!

228 & 240: joke's over, lame-o. It was funny the first 2 times you said you were going to report us all but it's old (kinda like the tom cruise loves cock joke).
Next please...

I have already reported Edna to the Vagina Police for loving cock too much.

Cock, cock, cock. I love cock. Here goes the semen, down into my belly!

Damn, now the kids are getting into my hash brownies and I gotta leave to feed the little buggers. I think I'll order KFC for them -- Edna, I guess you're going to have to report me for child abuse for feeding my kids KFC.

mamacita: I take back all those nasty things I said and thought about you. There is a distinct possibility that you might indeed rock.

"Paris is a whore"

"Paris has herpes"

"Paris loves the cock"

Oh my my...you Americans! Sharp witted and original as always. I really, really love you.

"I disappear for a few hours to do lots of drugs, have lots of sex, sacrifice lots of animals, blaspheme lots of things, commit lots of violent crimes..."

Hey mamcita, you actually did something interesting for once? Nice one.

Princess Di's Cunt. Could you be a dove and go suck on some balls for a bit please?

BigJim and PrincessDi

Wow, guys, I, I, I don't know what to say. Group hug? Seriously, I was bitchy yesterday for reasons unrelated to this board. Maybe we could call truce? Although, PrincessDi, I do suggest that you quit hanging out with that snoopy kid. He's seriously unhinged.

P.S. If you think that's interesting, you should see how much black tar heroin I have shoved into this pocket of skin that I had specially created on my inner thigh. Some people go for the traditional approach of shoving it up their ass, stuffing it in their naughty spot, or swallowing it, but I, ladies and gentlemen, I am high tech. I did that thing that people do when they're in need of a skin graft, ya know, when they have a balloony thing placed under their skin and inflated? Yeah, $20,000 worth of heroin, hanging out in my leg.

Fuck you Princess Di's Ghost. I know you are a cunt rag eating no good dyke but do you have to squeeze your yellow cheezy vaginal discharge all over my bed after we bump cunts?

What a good time Edna provided! Too bad Princess Di had to find his way out of the Kelly Clarkson post to try and turn the whole thing back into another cyberspace pissing contest.

God! When is this whore going to just shrivel up and die already? Fuck! I'm so fucking tired of reading about her every. fucking. day. So she bet her stupid car...SO WHAT?!?!?! She'll just get another one. Hopefully THIS will the one that sends her to a fiery death off of Mulholland Drive. Please God, please.

Princess Di's Ghost: catchy name! The Brits are so clever. Bangers and Mash, AbFab, bad teeth, awful weather, and inbreeding have created a Master Race!

oh shit 253, you're right. This is about Paris isn't it? Well Princess Di's Cunt is still a filthy piece of crotchrot. Yet I can't tell which is more offensive: her disgusting limey-yellow, gnarled, goat-ass-smelling mouth or her vagina, into which a shit-dipped cock was just inserted.

Come on Edna, wait wait! don't leave, come and have a glass of champgna with me.

from http://www.bbcamerica.com/britain/princess_diana/princess_diana_charity.jsp

The Princess of Wales was well known for her charity work. She was involved with over 100 charities, doing much to raise the profile of organizations helping the homeless, the disabled, and those suffering with HIV.
She was a patron of Centrepoint, an organization that works with young homeless people.

The Princess campaigned for the ban on the use and manufacture of landmines and visiting active minefields in Angola, Travnic, and Sarajevo.

Now she hangs out here. I always knew she was FAKE.

Edna, my sweet Edna,

I'm going to cock-slap your mouth when your eating soup one day.

Oh Princess Di, I'm so broken up about not meeting the high standards of british humour and wit. I'm gonna put on a woman's dress an then post, maybe that will help.

cheerio

You just know this dumb bitch left about 800 home-made videotapes of her boning Nachos in the back of that Bentley. They should be hitting the internet this weeekend.

Princes Di's Ghost should bend over and dodi my el-fayed.
Edna rocks.
Mamacita, wanna bump cunts one night? I am cleaaaannnn as a whistle.
Goddamn mouse is in my panties again.

Who is MeganHarris and why do people talk about him/her every day?

maybe edna can report paris hilton. she's the skankiest, dirtiest, most vulgar piece on this site right now. and with all her diseases, she's practically a weapon of biological warfare!

The story is bogus, our contacts in Vegas confirmed this.

In all seriousness, Edna, what is homeland security going to do about this site? No one here is making terrorist threats like the Purdue student you supposedly turned in. The delicious vulgarity of this web site wouldn't bother anyone that didn't go sticking their nose in it. So why don't you just go find someone that's actually doing some harm. You can't do anything about people being vulgar, it really is protected by the first amendment, especially on a website that you don't have to go to!
(If you're even real)

The comment below wasn't the real mamacita. I'm pretty sure it's that psycho snoopy or some shit. Either that, or I had a fugue state. Here's the proof: I would never spell the word cheesy like "cheezy".

251. Posted by mamacita on April 21, 2006 06:23 PM

Fuck you Princess Di's Ghost. I know you are a cunt rag eating no good dyke but do you have to squeeze your yellow cheezy vaginal discharge all over my bed after we bump cunts?

Yes, Edna, you were responsible for turning in that Purdue student, just like I am responsible for inventing the question mark. ----> ? <------
Look, see, aren't I brilliant! I did that! ME!

i found a pic of edna bambitch.

http://uplink.space.com/attachments/344129-church_lady.jpg

Oh My GOD! Enda is the real deal, I found her website and this picture of her!!!

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=52447

I just finished doing some more research on Edna, and this is what I came up with.

Edna: back in high school you could no longer satisfy yourself with just loving the Lord, and gave into the big handsome quarterback in the backseat of his Camaro while Stairway to Heaven was blasting on the stereo.

Fearing pregnancy, you only let him give it to you in the pooper, but then the cops showed up and you jumped up in surprise, letting his brown-tinted football player juice leak out of your chocolate starfish and down into your as yet untainted honeypot.

Nine months later, you had a technical virgin birth, but, unable to support the child, gave it up for adoption.

Your quest to rid the Internet of filth is really just a front in your desire to find your Jesus-like love child that you gave away so long ago.

Well, your search is over. He is here, and his name is PapaHotNuts.

Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm reported.

#269 -- that totally crossed the line! It takes a lot to gross me out, but you succeeded.

Now I have to clear the history on my computer so my wife doesn't see that.

Your are one sick puppy.

#270 Ha, ha.

Edna's on the Sheen post now.

#231 - That was fun!! How much to ride again?

Edna, Edna, Edna,
Ok, I've been thinking on you. Please look squarely into both barrels.
Your master plan to come in here to regluate is absolutely impossible for several reasons. If you want to censor something, shut up. Another way to keep from having to read things like this is not to come here. Ever thought of that? You monitor has an off button if you get scared of what we've got to say. I think that you should know that I'm here in front of my computer listening to music. How do you feel about rap? As I type, Trick Daddy is telling me to "put that sugar on my tongue." For some reason, I want to. Oh, that's right. I'm slutty. Later, I'll probably drink and entire bottle of communion wine to get good'n crunk before I go to the club. I'll be dancing up on the stage, oh it's a strip club, and when I finish I will have picked some guy out of the crowd and I'll go do a line of coke off of his dick. After that, I'll pop a Z-bar 'cause I'm trying to have a heart attack and slide on up next to Papa. I guzzle his jizzums and say, "Gaarrrrd haahhctes Euuudnna Baaamrrggggit." He makes the cutest face when I do that, it's worth it. I'll put my clothes back on and we'll hop on the ant motorcycle and head over to the bar. After I share another line with Lindsay Lohan, I push my way out of the bathroom because Basque is just fucking packed tonight. To my surprise, I run into Trotter who I kick in the penis, but only because his balls spontaneously burst into flames when he sees me. See, I ooze that evil sex appeal, my high, firm titties are hanging out and my skirt barely makes it to my thighs. I suddenly feel someone pressing up against my ass and I realize that it's Italian Stallion, so I grind back. After he gives me some ass-to-mouth action, I wash up with the Windex that I keep in my purse for emergencies. See, I get a lot of the herp, love bumps, gonorrhea and AIDS from MeganHarris' dad, Joe, because her mom, Tina, is a ditry-ass thunder cunt and he fucks Megan, too. I drink until I am sick, so I run out back to the dumpster to puke and I see BigJim blowing LandMan. This makes it worse and when I look up, I see LandMan giving BigJim a rusty trombone. Paris Hilton will pull up and go behind the dumpster to fuck some guy and I'll steal her car. At the first light I come to I turn down 36 Mafia and I hear a banging in the trunk. I open it and see Sherryco in there and I head straight to the landfill and dump her ass 'cause she's got the plague. Did God give her the plague because she's a Scientwatogist? Oh, probably not because everyone knows ALL HAIL TOM CRUISE! You are the type of Christian freak who makes people want to be Scientwatogists. I'm on my way to your house at this point and I've got some of my bitches with me. One of them has a sickle. When we're done doing what we do, we're NOT going to go hide out at Mamacita's "torilla" factory in Crapville. So, don't come looking for us there. I mean, when you REPORT us don't tell them to look there. What, are you going to get me kicked off of the fucking internet? Are you even remotely serious? Let's make a deal, you stay on your sites and we'll stay on ours, k? Well, we'll let the girl from CatholicMatch.com come and hang out here. But only if she brings her friend More Cowbell. We're not doing anything destructive here, in the real world, we're raping and pillaging. Watch out for your virgins. We're corporate 20-30-40something America and we are in the driver's seat. Sounds kewl. You, on the other hand, are fucking making me bothered and I hate to be annoyed. This is not Footloose, go burn your books somewhere else.
Snoochieboochies,
Everyone's Favorite French Gutter Tramp
P.S. Can I get the get the contact info for the "reporting agency?" I want to report you.

P.P.S. I hope someone pops some popcorn and reads that. I would like to, first, thank the Academy. I would also like to thank everyone on The Superficial who participated in helping to create my bourbon-n-I'm-swervin' dissertation. I love you all from the sub-cockles of my heart. Does Tom love sub-cockles, also?
I have to go now, the butter-toothed British authorities are here and they are taking my internet away from me.
P.P.P.S. Papa, I hope I win the essay contest, I want to be the best third wife you've ever had.

P.P.P.P.S. I forgot to thank God. Oops.

Edna, I'm putting you under internet citizens' arrest for being a total and complete fuckhead.

Okay, pardon me for bustin out my dorky side, but doesn't good old Edna sound like that fat, toady bitch from Harry Potter and the Order of The Phoenix, Deloris Umbridge? Pretty soon we're gonna be missing Quiddich practice to be stuck in detention. What a cum dumpster.

Okay, Spindoc. With your last post, I am oficially done for the evening. Fucking HELL, man.

280 ish ?
If anyone read all this crap please make sure you've filled your meds, take as instructed, and remain in the basement until further instructions.
(The glow from your computer screen may alert others - remain alert and aware.)
Get out people - it's spring.

@227

Help! HELP! I've been reported and the authorities are here to take me away!

So, Ed(na), when can I expect these "authorities" to arrive at my web address?

Idiot. Go lick some acid and get back to us.

Of course I am much too busy to read 280 comments, so I hope someone else didn't already say something like this...

I've finally figured it out. Paris just likes to give away rubber. Toyos or Trojans, it just. doesn't. matter to her.

This post kind of sucked.

Back to the story.

Has Paris checked in her Vag? I'm sure it's big enough to park a little ol' Bentley in it.

i'm gonna start a band, and i'll call it "better than edna." and we'll sing of womd's, osama is godah, and pat robertson needs to take his cock out of w's ass for five seconds.
now, back to the reservation, with lots of gambling and meth for me! i'll be sure to fuck a few dirty choctaw boys along the way, as well. cause i'm keepin it rea'.
oh, and paris hilton loves the valtrex.

i know i'm new. but i feel really left out. *sniff*

and, dearest edna, report me. i think it will be fun. i'm an awful sinner. we all know that bunnies are satan's spawn.

bwaaaa-haa-haa

i can't even carry this thing on. besides, i have a meat cleaver that I MUST SHOW MY NEIGHBOR...

damn. turned out they were ok people. that devil music, man, edna, i get it.
i'm going to save this meat cleaver for you, when we meet up at the $ci-center.
i bow to the master.

a casino wouldn't allow a bet like that to be placed because they wouldn't get any action on it and i'm pretty sure the the nevada gaming commission wouldn't much appreciate it either, since it's a bet not honored by the casino and would therefore, technically, be illegal.

it doesn't matter if her family owns it or not. hell, another source i read said it was at the paris, which isn't even owned by the hiltons.

HAHAHA I ALWAYS WIN FOR I AM PARIS HILTON QUEEN OF THE HERPES

since when did making fun of paris become a homeland security issue? i heard that HS is actually investigating her because the person she lost her car to was actually osama bin laden.then again, what do I know?i'm canadian, and we get our news by smoke signals through our igloos as somebody a hundred posts ago said.

somebody should tell edna the story about the boy who cried wolf. one of these days when there's an actual terrorist, homeland security isn't going to believe her.

Gee, NOW they decide to exert a little discipline over their spawn? A bit slow on the draw there, Mr. & Mrs. Hilton.

#273: Standing Ovation!

269,271

After I finished throwing up dinner, I looked closer, and the BLURRED out her vagina....not the 3' plume of mustard colored shit landing on her face, but HER VAGINA!!!! This is what is wrong with censorship. Now, please excuse me, I am going to go pour gasoline on my eyes and pretend they are Buddhist protestors.