shes kind of weird

She wanted to take her little butt out for an airing. Dinner and a show. And only rebels tuck their shirt up and under instead of into pants or little butt twicher skirts. I'm not making sense? i've been drinking since 8 am. You can't buy class like what I have.

But I like her parka coat and the rebellious alterations she made. Cutting off the back of it, and the mittens-on-strings.

who is she? i mean besides an attention whore??

Oh, she is on the promotional tour for the film, she plays one of the creatures, as herself of course.

I think she fits in well at a horror movie premiere.

Whoa..... #5!!!! On my very 1st post!

Don't have too much to say about her except.."Who the heck is she?"

you'd tuck your shirt up and under too if you had a stomach like that. not trying to be funny but HOLY HELL, I wish my body was that good. who cares if she's alone, she's in great shape.

Bai Ling, the Asian version of Paris Hilton. The only difference is you read her Valtrex prescription from right to left.

Ick... at least there's no thong poking out over her leather pants.. but that might be because she skipped the underwear today.

Who the f*** is she anyways? What movies has she even been in? She was in Sky Captain, but anything else?? Can she even speak?

i'd hit it.

and if that was my body, i'd be wearing a thong, and nothing else.

She's not even wearing pants....

Silly me, I should have know better than to expect Bai Ling to cover her cha cha with fabric.. it needs to breathe.

I heard that she lost a Mitsubishi in a card game last night

Check her out at gofugyourself.com
They have a whole section devoted to her and the crap she wears. She dresses even crazier than Bjork.

Ah, she so horny ah, ah, she so horny, she love joo long tine.

and to the oriental or "asian" community.
me so solly ,

Amazingly enough, there's not a nipple in sight. Must be an off day for her.

The first picture looks as though she's getting born out of a gigantic bloody vagina.

Totally the asian version of Paris Hilton.

she looks like one of the cheeky girls...

Her nickname is Pu-Pu-Platter.......

@17

lol eeewwww!

#9 -- SOM. Thanks, Mama.
Bai Ling is nuttier than a 10-pound fruitcake.
I heard she shows up to these premieres so she can get her picture taken and then can put them up on the wall at her rub and tug business so she can charge patrons a special $50 ``celebrity rate.''

she needs to go back to being Gwen Stefani's background ornament

God is she HOT! Got that fatties?

P.S. I mesured my penis today at the Naval Surface Warfare Center. It displaced 50,000 tons, roughly equal to the displacement of a Nimitz-class Aircraft Carrier.

P.P.S. A squadron of F-14s lust landed on my penis.

What does she actually do? I mean seriously, I dont know what she does. I only ever see her looking weird on GoFugYourself. Someone tell me!!

http:/celebrityreligion.typepad.com

she's just someone one who shows up everywhere but who has no understandable relevance to any of the events she attends, and dresses like a WHORE. She's not hot, just naked.

Oh the slants... can't take them anywhere.

I don't care what ya'll say - she's flippin' hot...i think i'm gonna have to rub one off right here in my cube....

now that is something I would love to wear to any outing with the children. I think the other moms would be jealous. LUV the moon boots ;)

There's a SH movie, WTF?

Jackie Chan is starting to look weird to me. Where's Chris Tucker?

Isn't Bai Ling like 50 years old. Shes a media whore. And she's OLD.

Shes not fat, though, I can't call her that.

she's 36! Why would you dress like a retarded teenage Harajuku girl when you're pushing 40? I don't care if you're fit, dress your age!

Bai-Ling dir-tee. And si-ree.
Konichitwat.

Bye Ling.. bye-bye see ya later..

And this chick definitely needs to be shipped back to Thailand to be used as nothng more than an ass-raping slave. It's all she's good for.

Edna Bambrick should report Bai Ling for wearing that awful outfit.

Lickie lickie clitty clitty bang bang bye bye

Die Ching

She is pathetic. Years ago, I thought she had some future.

Who is Bai Ling? Is she an actress?

So what DOES she do??????

She has had a few bit parts in movies, she had a bigger part in Sky Captain and the world of tomorrow, and was in some other movie but they got pissed because she appeared in Playboy.

She was locked in a mental institution in China. and after hearing her interview on Howard Stern they let her out too early.

OK, now that I have introduced you all to Bai Ling I can get back to my origional comment....which is....
I didn't know Bjork was Chinese. (Not the best, but what the heck, it's Friday)

She is my dry-cleaner. I seduced her by bringing in laundry that I nutted on (good tip for all the fellas).

Land-Man, I've been doing that for years. Except I'm still wearing them when I get there.

I think she was Fook-Mi in Goldmember. Or Fook Yu.

Its like someone put the head of the guy who makes my Chinese food on a hot chicks body.

This shit is fucking with my head.

@42
Not only nut-greased goods, but she likes the bacon strips.

I want to pick her up by the ankles and dip her in MeganHarris' neo-bohemian vagina. Is that weird?

Here's another tip for the fellas: Ladies like it when you give them your dirty laundry to do. And don't just give it to them - hurl it in their face while they're relaxing, sleeping, or doing the dishes. And make sure it's really dirty and covered in nut. Follow this act with "This beer ain't cold enough, you dumb bitch!" and a swift honk of the titty, and you, my friend, will have to undergo surgery to remove her from your dick. I just got so wet thinking about dirty laundry being thrown in my face I slipped off my chair - and this chair is upholstered!!! SOM!

@48
SOM!!! SOM!!!!

She was also in that broadway musical...

"Miss Baigon"

ba-dum, bum

Oh, and hey, THIS BEER ISN"T COLD!!!!!

51 - It should be illegal to be this horny.

oh my gosh I have no idea who she is but I fucken love her outfit!!!!

52- According to Edna Bambrick, it is.

I got a great big penis, rockin' through the night.
Yeah I got a great penis, ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon an' join my penis, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' penis, cross the USA
Penis... Penis...

Now I know what movie I saw her in "Crouching Nuprin, Hidden Penis"........

ppssstt... i think land-man is kinda funny. don't tell anyone though, 'kay?

What is wrong with her?! She was in some decent movies like The Crow and Red Corner. What the hell is she thinking?! She must be on drugs or had a head injury or something.

Bai Ling is a fucking nobody.

My favorite move of hers is when you repeatedly tap the kick button really fast so her leg turns into lightning. Zangief and Ryu were sitting ducks when she unleashed that fury!

Anyways, I'm super-psyched for the movie. It's going to be the best film since Resident Evil!

Taking advantage of the anonymity provided by the Internet, I would just like to say that, given the chance, I would eat Bai Ling's pussy out for a month. Non stop. Just pussy eating and pussy eating all the time. I know it's wrong, but I just can't help it.

God I'm drunk.

Dear commenters:

I read through thesuperficial everyday and reading the comments makes me feel like I am sitting with a bunch of elem. school kids. It's one thing to poke fun at someone for their behavior or what not. It's not cool to use their heritage (name, language) as an outlet to write nasty stuff. What is this "ching ching chong chong?" And who still uses "oriental?!" So sad how some people are desparate to see their own post that their best insult is "bye bye ling."

Yea, I know. This site is made for people to criticize celebrities but at least stick to their behaviors/actions and leave their heritage out. Sure, there are nasty comments about white people. What..the worst thing is "white trash or hill billy?" oOoOoo.

Yes, us "orientals" work this land just like everyone else and have made contributions. show some respect. Thank you.

yours truly,
Fook yoo

Katie is obviously a dyke chink with no *real* sense of humoUr...

For the love of Christ Fisher55! I have never hated someone I didn't know as much as I hate you. If you were even semi-funny I could tolerate you, but no, you insist in writing some of the dumbest shit out there...why? Do you think you're bringing the funny? Do you think you're cute? You're a fucktwat and I hate you. You, my little cunting piece of crap, you need to locate the nearest treet and hang yourself from it.

(do you think that'll get Edna Spermbank's attention over here???)

and white people are made fun of just like everyone else: see Doherty thread you moron

62: Don't forget Slants. Or wallbiter. Or Nine-iron wedgehead.

Hey, genius. Ling Bai has been in 35 movies and has an extremely busy schedule with four movies scheduled for release in 2006. I have no idea how talented she is, and I do question her choice of wardrobe when she attends awards ceremonies and premieres, but I would have to say that your commentary on how she's "useless" and the fact that she isn't even in the movie was actually really... well, I don't rank your articles very highly in my opinions. After all, you're hardly any sort of journalist, but the irrelevance of your comments have been absolutely ridiculous. Satire I can appreciate, but having dozens of other celebrities you could have made fun of for attending the premiere after not having had any part in making it, why choose her? If you're going to make fun of her outfit, just do it. Don't make up filler shit that's going to appease the moronic bandwagon jumpers because some of your readers aren't the type to appreciate unbased jabs and humor. In the end, she's making millions despite your witless remarks and it's hard to see why you would question her fame after looking at her credits and her fortune.

Biatcho, why are you so hateful? Go get some cock or a drink or something and fucking *chill* sweetpea

Hey Biatcho:

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

JUAN ON JUAN! (get it?)

68: Baby..been there done that already this afternoon. I'm gearing up for round 3 that's why I'm all anxious. And don't call me sweetpea, you fucking Olive Oyl ass motherfucker.

Is SugaryCherry actually Bai Ling?

Bai? is it you?

Sorry, honeybun

Oops,so solly if I offended the asian american community even though I think people like Bai Ling, Britney and Lil Kim do that all by by themselves for their respective communities by their mere existence.
I don't think anyone meant to offend more than is done on a regular basis , on THIS SITE.

so fooky yoo too.

***sigh*** Sometimes I just can’t hold my curiosity in check and I end up perusing one of these columns’ commentary pages and then I can’t just brush aside my inevitable rage and contempt and get on with my day with all the crap that’s on there, so I fire off a retort, then a bunch of dildos inform me that I’m wrong and I’m not funny, and they’re always the dildos who just chimed in with witty gems like, ‘I’d hit dat’ and ‘She be ugly’ sprinkled with all the anti-Asian insults that are passing for humor this time around and my friends who like to read my stuff tell me that I may be right, but they’re just kids writing on these sites and I should leave them alone and I want to; but the truth is, if the dildos bothered to investigate, they’d discover that Bai Ling is a wonderful actress who does take a lot of straight-to-video work to pay her bills, but was very moving in “The Beautiful Country” and delightfully creepy in “Three Extremes,” two well-received films from the past couple of years; and beyond that, the superheroes-flying-spaceships-to-magical-lands-of-elves-and-fairies-give-me-a-boner nerds out there have utterly forgotten she was so cool as the evil chick in “The Crow,” which proves the Paris Hilton ‘famous for nothing’ analogy is ill-informed; and whether she dresses the way she does just to get attention or to push the limits of fashion or that she just has the most fun designing clothes the way she does or a little of all three, at least she’s not some bland, Xeroxed, tab-a into slot-b cardboard cut-out from the 21st Century Celebrity Paper Doll Book, and lessee… I covered the anti-Asian— waitIforgot— a pu pu platter is a Hawaiian appetizer, ergo Pacific Islander, not Asian, so get your race-bashing straight, and when I do write on these blogs, I get all charged up and psyched about the upcoming battle with all the crap that the dildos are gonna shoot back at me, but by the time I get around to reading it and writing back, I’ve become bored of the whole thing and I don’t wanna bother working up the energy to parry and strike and we all (well, some of us) know what arguing on the internet is like and I wanna wrap this up, but my attention’s wandering, so where was I— uh— Bai’s a very good actress and she’s wonderful to watch on screen and she’s got sexy cheekbones and go netflix “The Beautiful Country” and not that crappy-assed “King Kong” again and— here’s the important part, so pay attention— fkkk you and your Asian bashing and if you can’t come up with something funny to say about someone, then don’t say anything at all. GOD, rap sucks balls.

Katie, would you happen to be oriental? And is that your cousin, SugarCherry?

Katie: Me so mad at racist whitey whitey!
SugarCherry: Oooh, me mad so bad, too!
K: Rets make big point, whitey be solly! So solly!
SC: We got good prace to make point. Superficiar belly belly serious forum.
K: Yeah, they wir be solly!!

Morons.

wow! of all the celebs that have been bashed here, who the hell would have figured BAI LING would have so many supporters. this guy up here just wrote his fucking Phd on the wonder that is bai ling! you sir are insane!

Tom TCLTC Cruise must be furious with her - I think she's wearing Katie's plascenta around her neck.

I'm sorry #74. Can you repeat that? I wasn't listening.

I had her back in '82.

Karl-Marl, please tell us more!

Karl Marl hmmmm sounds very similar to Karl Marx to me..so you must be a commie. But, it figures, since you looooove this VC no talent ho.

#62 - does that come with eggroll?

oh and "rap sucks balls" are you bashing black people?

tsk tsk

I wonder how Edna feels 'bout commie propaganda being spread on this site by Karl Marx. Is she gonna report him too.

I wonder.

#74 - you lost me at *sigh*. Shut the fuck up next!

Usually I think that Land-Man makes a complete ass of himself, but I do have to admit to laughing slightly (slightly) at his penis jingle - it's too ridiculous.
Sorry.

She's actually a pretty decent actress, especially in her own language. She was good in Red Corner with Richard Geere.

And in a Tom-Kat related note Bai is the star of a Hong Kong horror movie called "Dumplings" play a chef who cooks dumplings made from aborted fetuses....no joke, its pretty good too

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472458/

I don't care what she's wearing, I would hit it.

#87, I agree.

# 62
# 67
# 74
Do not whine. Do not complain. If you do not like it here then piss off. We here like to make fun of everyone...okay, okay, we relaly like to make fun of Kim, MeganHarris, and of course the 'ever retarded' NewGuy. On occasion we have been known to make fun of ourselves... For example, I have a big ass. There, I said it... and I've said it before too.

Sometimes I pick my nose when no one is watching and then flick my crispy boogers at my co-workers when they are not looking...

I have said it before and I shall say it again, This site is supposed to be stupid fun... so have fun, stupid.

#87 and 88 - disagree. She's digusting.
I feel ashamed for Asians.

#74

what website did you think you were posting to, dear?
maybe we can give you directions?

Chank husband: Look at wife in bed and say "I want 69"
Chank wife: "Why you want chicken and broccoli now?"

@74 you have got to be fucking kidding me. Nobody else here seems to mind, open your eyes and see the light. Or at least try to open them. I never understood why you see chinks with sunglasses on, what a waste of money.

Now get back in what ever sweatshop that have you working in and finish that shipment of Pearl Cream, and it better be made with real Pearls!!!!!

P.S. Fortune cookies shouldn't be fucking paragraph's........

#74 Based on Karl-Marl's heart felt and moving review of Bai's career I have immediately Nexflix'd "King Kong"

who is her again???

I Like the skirt

#89, you do that too? what's your best distance on the booger fling?

and i must say, reluctantly (aww, bad spelling?), that land-man had a funny.

meganharris still bites.

Add #62 to my comment on #92

87: making fun is fine, just leave the "pu pu platter" and unnecessary racist remarks out of it. And you're right, this is stupid fun. I will have some fun. Thanks stupid.

Herro shitty wok may I take your order prease?

97: You should try to open your slantish eyes, if that's possible. 87 is not the person you are replying to. It's 89.

In an effort to make Katie Chopperflops feel better, I will now open up the floor to have all of you begin making fun of my ethnicity, and each other's. I, my friends, am a Bindi Mick Beach Nigger. For translation of the three nationalities in which I have listed (and to find out what Chopperflops means, have fun ALL DAY LONG here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs

any of you carpet pilots have anything to say about it, please take it to your Bible Beatin' preachers.

I had a chick like her once. Quickest cure to yellow fever ever.

57 I agree. Landman is funny but he does seem really obsessed with his penis. And I'm kind of worried about him because with every post it gets bigger and bigger and longer and longer. I'm afraid it's going to explode (not in the good way).

WHo is she? I haven't the slightest idea! I havenever seen her before that picture.

FYI
Reason why her career didnt go anywhere: She can't speak English very well!

Shes on "But Can They Sing"
Check this shit out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3NU9nB082M&search=bai%20ling

It was TERRIBLE! But not as bad as her outfit and clown wig.

87 and 88 - People here always says it's wrong to agree with yourself but I disagree. Quite frankly, I think it's very amusing unless you're Meganharris.

Is that the one with the gold wig? The site's not workin' for me.

that jacket looks familiar...

OH, MY GOD....
BAI LING KILLED KENNY!
YOU BASTARD!!

#62 and #67. If you are going to post under different names try to hide that fact better. AS for "Who used Oriental" anymore, well I just drove by a store owned by Iranians that was selling "Oriental Rugs" so what, you're saying nobody uses oriental anymore, are you saying that the owners of the store and the makers of the rugs are nobodys? Because their Iranian? God you're just a racist. Oh and as for Defending Bai Ling because she has done 35 movies. Yeah, so has Tara Reid, and that doesn't mean she ain't a big bucket O' Skank.

You need to check Bai Ling out on GoFugYourself.com. THey have a section dedicated to her.

Oh, yeah, #67, you pretend to know so much about Wang Chung here that you reversed her names! It's BAI LING, numbnoid, not LING BAI. You rike sucky sucky, don't you?

P.s.
Love Bai Ling's Herman Munster boots. Where can I get some of those?

Funny... this has turned into a thing about race. Probably because of all the lame ane retarded jokes that are inserted. I haven't seen jokes on any other comment section. Why this one?

The point of this site is to bash celebs, not pick at ethnicity stuff. This place is getting lame.

@107

That is the tiniest jacket I've ever seen. I'm pretty sure that she's the bitch who stole it off of my Rock N' Roll Cabbage Patch. Even if it wasn't for the fact that she has the scariest nipples of all time (seriously, do a search on Bai Ling on bastardly.com), I would hate her for making Mrs. Sparkles the most shabbily dressed Cabbage Patch in my collection.

Losers who post on stereotypes about race. It's funny how you make fun of slanty eyes and not being able to see when you're probably sitting there with contacts or glasses in. I could make comments about your white asses or whatever races you are, but I can think of other things to say instead of stoop to racist jokes.

She wouldn't be as bad if her clothes were not so ugly.

#113

technically, the only ppl you're not allowed to make fun of are black ppl. And jews. Possibly armenians, because they got fkkked up a bit too.
But no one ever complains when ppl make fun of chicks and tag on 'whore' and 'fat'.
And there's always tons of gay comments too.
Any comment on that?

115 - I think gay comments are stupid and ignorant as well. BUT, "whore" and "fat" are subjective. You can't REALLY prove whore or fat (well technically you can with statistics and such, but it is still highly subjective), it's just based on opinion. I understand making fun of a celebrity, but when you make fun of their race it stops being ONLY about the celebrity and about everyone who is that ethnicity.

see that's the thing. If this were just about Bai Ling crazy sense of dress it would be fine, but then people start posting stuff about ching chang and stupid other comments, and then it just get lame. See #111.
But I disagree. if you make gay jokes, or say stuff like such and such is a dyke, it's totally just as bad. I think in the states, ppl still dont accept asian ppl as being american, they still always see them as foreign, which is why they make lame comments.

#75. I wole on flo laugh ass off!

This is the best thread in 200 years. This site is called "THE SUPERFICIAL". That means we can kill people if we want to, so bite me #113.

I've got nationalities in me that are frequently the target of allll hall hall sorts of slander and slur. Who gives a crap. I'm the first to admit that I'm a snake charmin' guiness drinkin' chili choker. Couldn't be prouder, you cake-eating overly politically correct in order to compensate for the atrocities your ancestors did to any race outside of their snow white Eurotrash pole-smokin' fashion victim cake eating WASPiness. Did you know that hyper-sensitivity to jokes involving racism is in itself racism?

Bite me.

that makes absolutely no sense

#118 - just because you don't find those jokes offensive doesn't mean everyone else doesn't and shouldn't find racist jokes offensive. And clearly lots of people give a crap. Why don't you go up to an Asian person or Mexican person or any other race person the street and say these things to them? You probably wouldn't because you'd be afraid of their reaction. You can just say it online because you know we don't know who you are. Ah... the anonymity of online arguing.

Try to see things from other people's perspectives. Just because you can't see those jokes as being offensive you expect everyone else to think the same? Stupid.

Wow, I didnt think I would say this. But New Guy has been replaced. I now dispise Karl-Marl.
But NewGuy's fake anyway.

#122 oooh.. zing!

#118

I'm Spanish mofo, I fuckin' OWNED you! Try and see some cake colonize half the world, biatch! Spain got America, South america, half the islands...
Owned! GTFO!

hey, kittiesarecute. EVERYONE and EVERYTHING is fair game on the SF. No one cares about fucking PC.... racism is the best fuckin' humour around. You fuckin' honky, white-ass bitch trying to be all wordly and kewl. Fuck you and the mayflower you rode in on bitch.

seriously....who IS she?????? I only heard of her the other day on that show but can't they sing? and even they didn't even explain what she does. does anybody know what she does?

i mean to type but CAN they sing? not CAN't

oh forget it....i can't type

She's the Asian Paris Hilton -- pointless attention whore with no talent. I like how everybody else is completely ignoring her. What a tool.

How appropriate to have a whore at a Horror premier... HA!

Awwwwww # 120. I'm sowwy. Did I hurt your wittle feewings? Why don't you pop your mommy's titte out your mouth and come on, we'll go out and buy you a big spiral lollipop and then we'll buy you any toy in the entire store!!! Even the black man is for sale! Come on, Wonderwheel!

I for one, love each and everyone of you today. The joy you have given me today is freakin hilarious.

Now I HAVE to quit messing around here on Superfish and finish packing because I'm going to Mexico tomorrow to help a volunteer group of Doctors doing free operations on the needy. It's just too bad I'm in this line of work. Because I'm such a racist.

And by the way....Ling Bai is Bai Ling's real name. She goes by Bai Ling in American features. She works her ass off in the industry and just loooooooves crazy fashion. She is a little off in her self-esteem and has never quite been accepted for her merging of modern American and Chinese fasion. She is actually nothing close to a whore. She hasn't really come into her own in the American film industry, and also doesn't feel in place with her own country's industry, either. If you are ever at a Hollywood party where she is, she is probably the ONLY celebrity in the room who would be seen talking to you and she is as approachable and friendly as they come. She dresses like a fucking idiot, but if you know her personally, it's very endearing watching what she comes up with next.
Okay, back to my bitchy self now.

Whatever you do, kittiesarecute, keep your freakin' cats away from any red carpet Bai Ling Bai may be stomping on. Look at those boots! Maybe after she stomps the fuck out of your kittens, Britney can come up with her roadkill stew shovel, scrape them off the red carpet and fight with Bai Ling Bai over Kitties Are Cute Stew. MmmmmmMmmmmm Good!

She had a major role in "Dumplings". I really liked the whole "3...Etremes" anthology.

#125 - My ass is not white. It's actually pretty tan. Probably because I'm not white at all. So there you go looking like the huge ass you are by making assumptions based on nothing. Ha. I don't try to be worldy. I'm just smarter than you are. This can be proven by you using the word "honky".

#131 Oh you hurt my feelings so badly. I am crying my eyes out. Boohoo. However will I recover. Just because I said they were OFFENSIVE does not mean I cry about them. Oh and baby talk is just SO attractive. Dipshit.

wow, I can't believe how many idiots have been commenting on here today. are racist and ignorant jokes the only ones you can come up with? so very original...but not funny.

and btw, "oriental" is a term to describe THINGS, not people. hence ORIENTAL RUGS, and originally, oriental didn't mean asian things, it meant eastern as in middle-eastern.

and kudos to all the smart ones out there who have been defending asians and calling out the stupid ones making all the f***ed up jokes today. like you would dare go up to an asian person and say ching chong chong, or me so solly??? or up to a black person and say hey nigger what up? why don't you learn to respect others? i understand this is the superficial, and normally people make really funny comments, but it looks like today is low IQ record day on here, and making fun of race is not funny.

Italian Stalion #92 is gay and not funny at all. Anyone wanna bet he's just bitter cause he's never gotten any hot asian girls? Lol fag

BTW: bai ling is fawking ugly and needs to die.

#136 - thank you. Racist jokes are for dumb people who can't think of anything else at least a little bit intelligent or clever.

Racist jokes are for awesome people that are cool and fun to be around.

aaaahh-- Of course the server went down just when I wanted to sum up…

Turns out I lied. With everything that got posted, I couldn’t help refreshing this page several times all day. I’ve learned more valuable life lessons today than from any extra-special episode of “Friends” and I can’t seem to concentrate on my work until I get some closure. I wrote my previous rant because I love to experiment with single sentence paragraphs and I know that daring to write in a forum like this one with something other than a “fortune cookie” style pisses people off. mmm… pissing people off…

Dear Feed_Me_Chocolate, I was gonna go off on the Ling Bai retaliation, but Equalparts beat me to it. Truth is, certain cultures write their names with the family name first. Google something like that before you automatically reply. You might learn something. Remember, reading is fundamental.

Dear everyone who asked who Ms. Ling is. See the previous paragraph. “The Beautiful Country” was one of the most poignant films of 2004 and my Operation Babylift friend was really moved by its portrayal of a mixed-race child of a Vietnamese mother and an American soldier during the war. I finally saw chunks of “King Kong” in a Virgin Megastore and I felt elated that I didn’t join in the cattle drive that rushed off to watch that spooge.

Dear everyone who called Ms. Ling a whore, she’s certainly not the only woman in the entertainment industry wearing short skirts and low-cut tops. These celebrity blogs are vehement in searching out performers’ sex lives and I’ve found nothing about Ms. Ling other than one possible relationship she either has or had with some ex-teen idol. If you’re going to rant, don’t be so obvious. Find your own target.

Dear Land-Man, thanks for sticking “Convoy” in my head all day.

Dear BarbadoSlim, my screen name’s an esoteric reference to a 70’s game show. The VC crack didn’t work, since Ms. Ling is Chinese. Keep trying, though. One day you might be dangerous.

Dear EqualParts, making racist commentary is fun when it’s meant in the Archie Bunker spirit of attacking racism itself, but even then, only if it’s actually funny. But honestly, though, thanks for your recent pro-Bai revelation. I hope I get to cross paths with her one day. She needs to know what kind of effect she’s had in global socio-political relations. Still, the phrase “dresses like a fucking idiot” IMAO can be less applied to someone who dares to reveal their own homemade style than to the thousands of dildos I see on a daily basis walking around the street wearing T-shirts they paid thirty dollars for which advertise the clothing company that made the shirt. Remember, corporations have to pay for billboards, not the other way around.

Dear spatz, the jury’s still out on that one. I blame society. Mom helped, too, I’m sure.

Dear M, thanks so much, that was the best compliment I’ve received in a long time. Did you get your moniker from the Peter Lorre film about the child molester? ‘Cause that might make you halfway interesting. Might.

Dear PapaHotNuts, you once told me not to post my thesis on The Superficial again. Well, I just did. Twice now. Back then, you were correct though; I am smarter than you, and you can line up behind Britsow’s lawyers and join them in the suggestion I offered back when they were going to sue Hyori Lee. Just wanted to get that out of the way.

Here’s my favorite racist joke. Don’t bother stopping me if you’ve heard it. A reporter asks a civil-rights leader if he’d rather be called ‘Black,’ ‘Afro-American’ or ‘Colored’ and he answers, “I’d prefer you call me Malcolm.”

Dear everyone again, I wrote this latest long-assed rant because I truly hoped it would piss people off even more than my last one. This page should go in the Museum of Tolerance under the exhibition entitled, ‘What We Still Haven’t Fucking Figured Out’. I’d say I love you all, but Equalparts beat me to it and I don’t parrot other peoples’ entries (see ‘I’d hit that’). ***kisses***

To the following people, please go fuck yourself: chinks, slants, zipperheads, wogs, sand-niggers, niggers, pickaninnies, porch monkeys, shines, kikes, whiteys, wiggers, yanks, zonies, wagon-burners, wops, limeys, pommies, krauts, spics, greasers, wetbacks, ivans, polacks, red-necks....damn, what do you call Canadiens? To everyone else, people, have a nice day. Oh, and I would dip Bai-Ling in hot cocoa and eat her alive.

You forgot cameljockeys, mics, degos, freakin' ricans, jewhads, ruusskies, oily bohunks, shorties and buttpirates (or you can just use Karl-Marl if you don't feel comfortable saying buttpirate).

Seen her around LA's Westside on occasion. Not a bad looking lady by a long shot, but clearly as crazy as a shithouse rat. Even the homeless guys who talk to themselves edge away from her.

biatcho Thanks for the help I forgot some good ones...and thank you, even I am not crude enough to call someone Karl-marl. That is just plain rude.

anytime Tranny! Some others for future reference are: LittleWatson, Heiferrz, Fisher55, Edna, Sherry-co and all the other fairies that continue to post on here & love being abused but then whine about it & make up other screenames to look like they have comrades on here. I love masochistic retards.

she is like an asian Paris, only better style!