What does she have? not a brazilian!

This dude always gets the hottest chicks..lucky bastard. Go Leo!

any girl he gets after Gisele is going to be a major downgrade... no matter how you look at it... isnt his "fame" wearing off yet???

Oh and BTW THIRD!

Fuck! Make it 4th.

Tom Cruise is a crazy bastard for wanting to eat the baby's afterbirth.

His dick must be chocolate flavored or something....

Did Aviator do that well that Leonardo DiCaprio is still famous enough to bang a model?

I guess he's hot by default, now that Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise have removed themselves from the Wish Lists. On second thought, there is nothing Leonardo can do that could make him hot. He looks like a little boy with glued-on facial hair. How does he get those supermodels anyway?

I thought he looked the best when playing Luke in Growing Pains. He made me forget all about Kirk Cameron.

Kirk Cameron laid more chicks than Mother Goose.

She looks like she's been doing coke..not that I would know...heh! ;)

Isn't Kirk Cameron into crazy Hyper Christian movies now? Like Bible Man or something?

Kirk Cameron never laid anyone. That's what happens when you endorse shitty Christian books like "Left Behind".

@12

Check your email, you lesbian.

What is that thing that he is with? There are no better pix of this broad? She DOES look like she's been partaking in some, shall we say, "white lady." And she's pretty fug. He's been looking rather bloated though, no?

@14 - empty mamasexpot, I'll check again after my rolfing in a few minutes.

neighhhh.........kind of a horseface.

Near..Far.. wherever hot models are
I believe that Leo's got a huge hard-on
Once more, he'll get in her drawers.

I'm a little embarrassed for myself....

Shouldn't the 28th Amendment to the Constitution be the right to crack DiCaprio across the back of the head with a pool cue once a year?

He's kind of hit-or-miss as an actor, but damn, he's annoying. Not pebble-in-the-shoe annoying, but more zit-between-the-shoulder-blades annoying.

#14, whats your e-mail addy?

Leo is not aging well. This picture gave me a severe case of vaginal dryness. Could anyone help me out whith that.

And don't say windex.

Can yall believe this, what a way to get the attention off the baby..
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060421/ap_on_en_mo/katrina_brad_pitt

Yeah, looks like I should accepted my offer for Titanic 2 - Old Ass Joke.

Remind me again what he's famous for? I tend to confuse him with Johnny Dep.

#21

Check out "Left Behind II: Tribulation Force".

@21

Normally, I'd be the first to jump in on that game. But I'm intimidated by your name. Afraid I might hurt you.

#7 - Well enough that he got the Golden Globe and an Oscar nod.

i still think he's kinda cute....

#8 - supermodels like small penises because they do not stretch out their vaginas; ergo, they do not widen their hips or pooch their tummies by even a miniscule amount.
this is why supermodels like leonardo dicaprio.

and st. minutia, if you're a lesbian i can send you a pic of myself. that might solve your dryness prob.

Bingo, Evangelia. The last thing a supermodel wants to see is my big ol' swingin' 13" coming their way.

#7 and 27 - Those are probably not the Golden Globes a model would be interested in.

Leonardo DiCaprio sure knows how to bag hot women that is a fact.

Here are some pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio's new girl since the picture they posted was a little small

http://www.derekhail.com/2006/04/20/leonardo-dicaprios-new-girl/

Other than that, she is much hotter than Gisele Bundchen and I am thankful that he didn't stick around with Lindsay Cokehan.

Take a look at his new girlfriend:

http://www.fresh.co.il/vBulletin/showthread.php?t=4098

way hotter than Gisele

(Ready for the avalanche)

I made out with Leonardo Dicaprio in 2002, in Miami Beach. I was 18.

Taking an ISRAELI model to a LEBANESE restaurant? How ironic...

I love it when faggy, 98lb actors get hot women.

No, not my funniest work, but then again, I've never charted this high before, either. Competition is fierce 'round here.

Tom loves the cock.

Damn...wish I had more time......

#35

I made out with Leonardo DiCaprio in 2005, in the underwear section at Walmart, Whitefish, Montana. I was 45.

Man, that Leo cat sure does swing in some strange directions.

This chick is a definite upgrade. Why, you ask? For the simple fact that her nose is HALF the size of Gisele's. And I mean it, HALF.

Oh yeah, also.. to all the folks bitching and moaning that Kelly Clarkson is a "cute and normal looking girl" and that Scarlett Johansson is "gorgeous and healthy", feast your eyes on THIS!:

http://www.derekhail.com/show-image.php?img=516
(Got this from #33's link)

Now THAT, my friends, is what a woman in a bathing suit should fucking look like. Not too skinny, not too fleshy, but jussssst right.. Goldilocks would eat this bitch up.

He'll always belong to Rose.

#35 - crack kills.

Damn you Leo, damn you. She is lovely even if those breasts are imported.

I made out with Leonardo DiCrapio behind a dumpster in DC, next to a homeless guy that just pissed on the side of his cardboard box. I'm 38 and I'm a dude.

Gabriel Byrne and Jeremy Irons made a manwich out of Leonardo DiCaprio while they were filming "The Man in the Iron Mask". Leo was awesome in that. He played two people. In the same movie!

Is it bad that I am jealous of her name? I know I have issues with booze (or so my husband tells me, but what does he know?) but damn it, I want Bar as my first name. Fuck.

He's not aging very well, kind of Brad Pitt-ish looking. But still better than TC.

I never made out with Leonardo, but I used to braid his ball hair before each big date.......

MeganHarris finally said something funny #35

Leonardo DiCaprio looks like a twelve-year old lesbian: not very sexy

Leonardo’s girlfriend is A Bitch. She somehow got away from enrolling to the Israeli army (compulsory enlistment). I wasn't so lucky - to discharge I had to prove I have a rare gastronomical disease. I had to go trough a grotesque Gastroscopy and unbelievably horrible Colonoscopy - which got me discharged (Literally), and that was only after wasting a fucking year in service.

That bitch only faked a marriage to a friend of her parents - and she didn’t have to serve at all. I ask you, Is that fair?! I hope Leonardo is very much endowed with a huge cock, so Karma will have her Gastroscoped & Colonoscoped by him. Hopefully that would bring balance to the universe (And Bar Refaeli to spew blood from her rectum).

Holy Shit #48! I once "faked" having a raging case of herpes to get out of having sex with my babysitter when I was a kid. Guess we're soulmates or something?

why would the Isreali army require women to enlist? the soldiers should do their OWN cooking and laundry, for God's sake!

Is she fishing a pube out of her mouth with her tongue or is she just a slack-jawed yokel?

#39 She's obviously had her schnoz shaved by a scalpel. good job, though.

They sent all the nose that got removed to Nambia to feed starving families for a week.

Yeah 53rd!!!!!

I still think he was not acting in Gilbert Grape- that is how he is all day long- his other roles that is acting that is why he is an acting genius-he can make his retarded self look normal unlike Sean Penn who did a horrible job making his normal self look retarded Yes I said retarded

I made out with Leonardo DiCaprio in Miami, in 2002. I had the 10:30 slot after Megan's 10:15. But my friend got a double booking at 10:45. Bitch.

He's not a good looking guy, he isn't ugly, but he is far from hot. He is just rich and famous...to women it's the same as a big rack is to a guy.

Thats why Tom likes Katie Holmes, she's rich and famous...cuz Tom sure doesn't like her rack.

Come on Superficial. Stop making me post twice. It's too much pressure not to misspell words.

lmao #53!

@trotter & evangelia. either way.

the only surviving portrait of me:

http://www.treadwaygallery.com/ONLINECATALOGS/Sept2004/paintings/0646.jpg

I am spectacular.

She looks like a retarded child in that picture. I'm not sure what women see in him, all this time I thought he was gay (I actually knew someone who was a male slut in LA tell me that he was through valid sources, he must be bi or something)...

It comes down to how shollow most people really are. Shes with him because of his name and what that brings with it. we can all see he's not a particularly good looking bloke, his pudgy to say the least...terrible facial hair.(please tell me someone hasn't told him it looks good!?) Look at Trump's wife!! Another perfect example. Guys don't generally get the chance to do it to woman. But i am sure most would if they could. He hasn't made a good movie in a long time but i am sure still has fcuk you money! And thats what the birds chase! Including K-Fed of course!

I love Leonardo Dicaprio! I wish he could find someone really special and marry her... he really would be cute! But, seriously.. have you seen him in a movie you didn't like? I haven't!! He rocks.

St. Minutia, you are hilarious today.

I hate guys who wear headbands and scrunchies.

I'd hit it.

@62

I was at a restaurant the other day and there was a 30-something guy that was prematurely gray and he was wearing one of those half ponytail things like girls wear. You know where you only put the hair from the ears on up in the ponytail? One of those. However, it actually didn't look so bad because the woman with him had a flat-top AND a rattail. Insanity.

#64,

He was out with his lesbian sister. Trust me, unless she was working at an auto parts store in cleaveland there aren't any straight women left on the planet with flatops and rattails. There just can't be.

Titanic 2 trailer- it will make you weep.

http://www.heavy.com/index.php?videoPath=/content/contagious/flash_video/titanic_hr

Mama, that is a mullet. You know, business in the front, party in the back? It's like the El Camino of hairstyles.
What are they to do? There's only one barber in Crapville.

Dude, it wasn't a mullet. It was a flat-top and cut realllllly close everywhere else. So, it was more like business in the front and serious business in the back. I would say that it's more like the IROC-Z of hairstyles. With T-tops.

Enjoy your sloppy seconds, Leo. Her vagina will never be the same since I taught her to open coconuts with it, that slippery little slut.

"(I actually knew someone who was a male slut in LA tell me that he was "

Only that?!

I never found this hobbit to be sexy. Keep in mind I was like 12 when Titanic came out. Kate Winslet's chubby ass turned me on more than he did! Maybe I was just scarred from seeing him as sexy because I saw "Gilbert Grape' at such a young age.

Nevertheless, the man is still a godlin, and how anyone could find him hot is beyond me

I had sex with Leo while on a secluded island in southeast asia. We called it, The Beach. Everything was cool until Leo tried to score some blow from some drug dealers. Then I had to shoot him, but the gun was empty. I'm 39 and an unemployed British actress.

BTW, this girl looks ten times better in a bikini than Giselle. and probably only half as annoying.

Leo gets uglier every day, he IS aging poorly. He's all about his name... if he was a nobody (the aging teen star/has been he is) he would not be getting roles at all. He reminds me of Mick Jagger in the romance dep't, he probably is his idol/mentor.

i believe the above poster who made out with leo in miami. that boy is a real slut. he tried to get my friends and i to come over his friend mike's house once with the promise of some weed, which he failed to produce, so we left. a couple of days later my tires were slashed when i was at a party. As i was waiting for the tow truck outside, he drove by real slowly, asking cheekily what had happened. i'm convinced it was him. he used to drive a crappy 80s jaguar and always wore a dorky beret. he was a puny little thing, we made fun of him because he was on growing pains.