April 20, 2006

From around the Interweb

Katie Holmes took a painkilling epidural while giving birth. And ol' Tom Cruise? Well he was too busy eating the stuff coming out of her vagina to care.

Marcia Cross and Tom Mahoney's wedding registry at Geary's. The date reads 1/1/1900 though, so unless they've got a time machine it's probably not real.

Who doesn't want to see Superman get fondled by an old woman? Not me, that's who. My brain is healthy.

Bo Bice from American Idol tried to punch NFL lineman Glenn Parker at a bar. I think we've got a real contendar for the upcoming "Super Genius of the Year" award.

Pete Doherty has been ordered to attend an 18-month drug rehabilitation program and placed on two years' probation. In future news, Pete Doherty is arrested for drug possession after being released from an 18-month drug rehabilitation program.

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