April 19, 2006

Evangeline Lilly is an Easter bunny

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I'm always torn between wanting to see Evangeline Lilly naked and challenging her to an arm wrestling match. She's like a beautiful grizzly bear, where you want to make out with her but the whole time you'd be scared she might turn on you and crush you to death with her massive shoulders. Wait, what? Did I just say I want to make out with a grizzly bear? Because I do, I'm just not sure if I said it.

Some more of Evangeline Lilly looking confusingly sexy after the jump.

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Comments

Note the no soliciting sign. She should have listened.

Mmm im sure she could look beter but...id hit it! Twice! Coz shes ella how nuff????!!

First?

Mmm im sure she could look beter but...id hit it! Twice! Coz shes ella how nuff????!!

First?

Look at the bottom of her feet...

her feet are filthy. Let's hope she doesn't step on a hypodermic needle or anything.

/jealous of her cute butt

on that first foto it looks like she stole something or broke out of a jail or something, and yea my bad for pressin submit twice with my fat fingers before

WTF! What kind of no-tell motel is she staying at? Doing tricks in the bunny ears is a strange way for a TV star to make a few extra bucks. She probably has the full bunny outfit in the bag and uses carrots for the little dirty things her boys like....

Why does she always look so miserable?

Is this the Playboy bunny casual look?

On second thought, I'd be miserable too if I had to look around and see Dominic Monaghan hitting my tail. Ick. What's with hot chicks shagging ugly troll type men?

faaap, faaap faap. FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP..
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP... aaaaaaah!!! aaaaaaaaaah!!!

ooooh yeah. shit, let me get a towel and... ugh some windex too.

Let's all reflect for a moment. Imagine being her, looking down while getting some oral sex and seeing the troll Dominic Monaghan slurping away? EWWWWW.

She looks a little Lost

All of a sudden I have this urge to put cottage cheese on my bagel this morning.
Those are some sorry-ass looking thighs / ass cheeks in that first pciture.
Britney feet as well!

I have the urge to put some of my boy butter them thighs..a little cottage cheese can be good for your health.

I completely understand running out of the motel to get fresh clothes from the trunk. I do it after each trick but I always take the bunny ears off.

i'd be all over that like white on rice...

but only if she leaves the ears on.


that's very kinky Jen, I'd be willing to make a video of such an encounter for my err....personal records...yeah.

I think she has a nice ass, but I've never been a fan of the long sleeved shirt with shorts look. Kind of like wearing a sweatshirt and jeans with sandals. At least she's festive!

In that top pic, it looks like she "leaked." Note what appears to be a "wetness" on her shorts where the sun ain't supposed t'shine.

No one wears shoes in Hawaii.

Fuck coffee, gimme camel toe first thing in the morning.

I always wanted to have sex, doggie style with the Easter Bunny, but always thought that I was sick and disturbed because of it.

I'm cured..........

I'd hit it, but I understand she likes to do it with midgets. Or Hobbits. Something like that. I'm cool with having midgets around while we're going at it, but not Hobbits. Those hairy feet freak me out and I have problems maintaining what the girls usually refer to as "that gigantic thing you're pointing at me"

Wearing those bunny ears have failed to divert attention from her cankles. The only way she'd be able to do that is if my johnson was if she was wearing my roman war helmet.

Look like she's visiting a halfway house for retards. Look at the bars on the windows. Definitely some locked up freaks in there.

If she's wearing bunny ears, why is she also sporting a camel-toe? She's got her animals all mixed up, she probably thinks the cow says woof.

tom loves the cock.

Her feet look huge in pic #3, she must have a big dick

Speaking of Easter, I sure am glad Katie didn't give birth on Easter Sunday or the world as we know it would have ended. Fire would have rained down from the heavens, there would have been lots of toads and/or frogs, all bodies of water would have turned to blood, and Paris Hilton would have become a good singer and an awesome person. I'm super glad Katie held her baby thetan in until Tuesday.

yuck.. her feet are all dirty and she's barefoot.. that's fucking disgusting

Nothing worse than having sex with a chick who has a bad attitude.

This one seems to have that going all the time. Maybe she's in a open ended fight to see who can go with a bad attitude longer, here or Michelle Rodriguez.

In the 1st pic, I'm not sure if the shorts are too tight or the ass is too big, but either way, her butt is about to break out out like the chickenpox.
And in the 2nd pic, it appears her pussy must be hungry and is going to eat her shorts as a snack.
But the 3rd pic, her hind quarters are looking nice, nice enough for a ball-milk deposit. Yea that's right, ball-milk.

I wanna say something catty, but she's adorable. I actually saw Lost for the first time the other night and that beyatch is gorgeous. That cute little ass is begging for a spankin'.

Yeah I do agree she is adorable, and gorgeous!!!! I will love her eventhough if was wearing my grandma's pijamas.

Poor Kid Feet !!

She looks so sad.

33 - when my pussy gets hungry I usually feed it bacon (that's what it asks for) and occasionally a side salad. And, yes, sometimes I give it ball-milk, but only when it behaves.

She's got a great ass all round and muscular. She could do the bunny hop for me any time. I'ld paint it orange, dye the pubs green and let her nibble the carrot- wait my pubs are green. Sure she looks grumpy. Who wouldn't when he luuuuver says he is taking her to a nice romantic Easter hideawy and it turns out to be a hideout for crack whores. At least with me her expectations would never get high enough to lead to dissappointment.

She looks like a natural beauty to me.

But then...uh...I'm in Korea and have never seen "Lost," so what the heck do I know?

She has some nice legs.

She must have kid in juvie.

Did you guys ever see the Camel-toe Annie character on Conan O'Brien? The premise was she was a female stripper who stuffed the front of her g-string like a male stripper. I have no point, really - just that it the funniest shit I've ever seen on a talk show in my life.
Oh, and bunny ears are hot. Every girl should own a pair. And Vulcan ears - guys love it when you dress up like a Vulcan.

why doesn't she have shoes on!

I think she is really cute. Kind of natural beauty. But please stop walking barefooted

If her legs were skinnier and she was wearing high-heels, then I could approve of these pictures.

Aw. She's gorgeous.

I would say she looks pretty in shape BUT I recently heard about how she said in an interview that she used to cry herself to sleep and wish she wasn't so beautiful because of how men would look at her all the time, sooo given that I will instead say this- The 1st photo her thighs are very Britney-esque and she basically looks like a fatty, I think I see a little cellulite and she kind of looks like she'd make a great football player.

#12, aaahhh!! i am so grossed out by that horrible mental image!! but imagine looking up and seeing dominic's O face, BLEH!!

#37 YOU are hilarious!!!

#12, aaahhh!! i am so grossed out by that horrible mental image!! but imagine looking up and seeing dominic's O face, BLEH!!

#12, aaahhh!! i am so grossed out by that horrible mental image!! but imagine looking up and seeing dominic's O face, BLEH!!

These posts are hilarious!!
All others fail in comparison to this site's commentators.

I think both this chic and Brittany Spears need to sign-up for military-style foot inspections at the nearest Army recruiter.... Those are some dirty looking feet.....

ill. Look at that disgusting cottage cheese she's got. she looks terrrrrible.

is everyone jumping on the Britney Barefoot Wagon?

I think she would go for a Skim Ball-Milk and trimspa smoothie....Well anyway she needs too......

What the fuck is up with weird famous people running around without shoes?

get some shoes on... there's nothing grosser then dirty black feet... major turn off.

actually i just thought of something grosser, a fish-smelly yin-yang.

by the way tom cruise still loves the cock!

@20

I believe that's what we call a shadow, Kitty. Do you see anal leakage in every shadow, or are you just speaking from motel experience?

#20 - I don't see any anal leakage, but I'll go ahead and agree that there probably is some of that lurking in these pictures.

With shoulders like that at least she can always be a linebacker for the Denver Broncos if this acting thing doesn't pan out.

Who?

Wait, is that Dharma from Dharma and Greg?

Nice caboose.
I'd hit it.
Greek style.

Someone please explain thesuperficial's fascination with this woman. I see pic after pic posted here and have yet to see one where she's even slightly attractive.

In this one she has thick, chunky legs and a scrunched up face utterly devoid of makeup.

If superficial thinks this woman is hot, he should see my dog, Ruby. He'd go bonkers.

Hot as shit, but also, hotter than shit.

Hot as shit, but also, hotter than shit.

damn. now i have to change my screen name.

Scientology will one day be the Religion of choice for most people who are smart enough to "get" what it stands for. Its all about "EMPOWERMENT"

Scientology will one day be the Religion of choice for most people who are smart enough to "get" what it stands for. Its all about "EMPOWERMENT"

This bitch has driven me to take all of my Journey & solo Steve Perry tapes & burn them. You cunting whore!!!

OH, I've got your empowerment, I got your empowerment right...here.

who the FUCK said anything about $cientology??
go take your vitamins and shut the hell up.

She's the Easter bunny?

I left a tooth under my pillow - will she take it and leave a quarter?

Nothing represents the death and resurection of Jesus Christ better than an easter bunny with camel toe. Nothing.

Scientologists are stupid.

WHO THE FUCK IS EVANGELINE LILLY? AND WHAT'S MORE SHOULD I EVEN CARE?

ermm... #73... that's the toothfairy. I don't know why your dad dresses up like the easter bunny when you lose your teeth, but I'm sure it's something that you and your therapist can work out together. and some AA meetings couldn't hurt.

why does every chick on the face of the earth have sore, scabby, blistery heels???
Here's a tip for the female population of the world: Buy shoes that fit.

I never thought I'd be so attracted to a Sasquatch. Yowee!

Anyone who used to be a Sunday school teacher and does relief work in Rwanda on her time off is okay in my books.

ass or no, you can't fix ugly in the face. unless it maybe has a dick in it. Or if she got a bunny MASK to go with the ears!!! Or got one of those full body energizer bunny costumes!!! pink with sunglasses and a drum... oooooooh hellz yeah

addendum:
she would also have to be either gwen stefani or harrison ford

I forgot who this dope in the bunny ears was...who the hell is she again?

Dude She Is Totally BRITNEY SPEARSING The Parking Lot With NO SHOES .... Sexy !! Her Feet Are Huge ! I Guess To Fit In The Bunny Outfit Shoes !!!

Dude She Is Totally BRITNEY SPEARSING The Parking Lot With NO SHOES .... Sexy !! Her Feet Are Huge ! I Guess To Fit In The Bunny Outfit Shoes !!!

Britney Spearsing!!!!

dooode, that's GOLD!!!

#59

It's no shadow. It looks like she almost peed her pants, like maybe she sneezed and "leaked."

@87

Yes. And even though she appears to be at her place of residence, or A place of residence anyway, where she could most likely change, she just decided it would be more fun to walk around in pee-soaked shorts. Good deductive reasoning.

Look give me a break obviously you suffer from the common weak willed eyesight of the average man making any woman who is vaguely attractive and famous much more beautiful then she is. This chick is cute okay. Just cute live with it.

#88

You mean accidents never happen at home?

Look, I didn't take this picture, but I can see that it isn't a "shadow."

EL wouldn't be the first person caught in wet pants.

I piss myself all the time! No, wait, I shit on myself. SOM!!!!

@90

Of course accidents can happen at home. If you had an accident at home, would you

A) go and bathe, or at least change clothes

B) walk around outside, packing shit into your car while still wearing the pee-soaked shorts

C) kill yourself because you're an idiot

D) both B and C


I'm guessing your answer will be D.

It's possible that EL is doing "A."

@93

No it isn't.

saddest easter bunny ever.

dont worry oshkosh -

i shat myself when i read 74 & 77


ahahahaha

You have to admit, she does have a nice bum

# 14 put down the crack pipe you cocksucking homo, this girl is smokin' hot, THAT is pure perfection, I don't think I've ever seen a more perfect body

#45, I know all you tranny's starve yourselves so you'll have stick legs, but straight guys and lesbians think she's delicious

ALERT! ALERT! THUNDER THIGHS AT TWELVE O'CLOCK

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