First! Maybe they are helping TomKat raise an army of scientologist babies to take over the world!

You know, the trend used to be Louis Vuitton bags. Now its adopting foreign babies. What a strange world we live in. Angelina makes me sick.

They should name the baby an original name, like Moses. I mean, nobody else will have that name.

I think she was more fun when she was with Billy Bob.

I must be a failure...I birthed four kids and never once opted for the comfort of a third world country to do it in...

Uhhh, what is wrong with this woman?

I wonder why they didn't decide to just give birth in their hometown? What's wrong with giving birth in the U.S.? I don't understand what statement they're trying to make.

I thought they were going to have the baby in France. Because her mother was dieing of cancer?
What Ever!
Donna A.

http://www.namibian.com.na/Netstories/Ops5-99/hangula.htm

Here is a site that has few examples. And I thought Gywneth was going out on a limb with Apple. (Pun intended)

I wonder how Brad feels about his girlfriend feeling the need to pretend she's adopting another child...how normal and well adjusted.

Ah, good'ol Namibia, land of diamonds and full cavity searches. You haven't lived 'til you've had a dry and deep rectal search.

good times.

Going to a 3rd world country to have your baby sounds logical to me.

LOOK AT WHAT SHE DID TO HIM!!! He actually looks his age now... :'(

he's not hot anymore...

Is "having a Namibian baby" some sort of code for a baby with skin like tooled leather and lips that resemble the inner tube of a moutain bike?

OOOH! clicks and whistles-that's the !kung tribe in africa. I think there should also be an upside down exclamation mark at the end, but i surely don't have that character on my keyboard. That relationship is HURTLING toward self destruct. truly.

is that his natural hair color, or is he using buster brown shoe polish now?

Namibia is in Africa, Einsteins. And as for being a third world country, most third world countries make Namibia look like fucking paradise city. Gaining late independence (circa 1990) has its perks, one of them being the rich white people stay for longer with their money. Making it not quite third world.

Now that I'm done educating you fools...

People can decide to have their kids anywhere in the freaking universe they want to. Especially when they're rich. Stop being jealous of people who aren't shit scared to go outside their own doors.

As for the name. Poor kid. Those Namibians have some wierd languages. Looking forward to Mlopolo Jolie-Pitt.

Namibia is a stunning country.. I would rather have a baby there than in the U.S!

17- for someone supposedly 'educating' everyone you have a strange (and mis-spelt) take on African names. Is something weird because it's different? I should think Namibians think the typical fat ol' Buddy from Texas to be fairly strange too- eating for the sake of eating? How bizarre!

Coming up next on The Travel Channel, Tribal Life with the live birth of Angelina Jolie. Watch as Brad Pitt search's for and hunts antelope so they won't have to name their kid "Starving Marvin" click click.....

A common Namibian name is A'rm. And I think that might be a natural.

Brad Pitt is as much of a total Jackass as Tom Cruise is, both of them have lost total credibility

Is Brad Pitt the most pussy-whipped guy on the planet or what? Granted, she's probably a wild-ass fuck, but he follows her around the globe like a dog on a short leash. How can I get a job like that?

When did Brad Pitt start resembling Tommy Lee Jones?
P.S. Having a Namibian baby is the nice way of saying the baby is going to come out black. It's a funny trick to play on your husband, just make sure he's the kind of guy that can take a joke - not the kind of guy that'll beat you with a chair in the delivery room. Note: this trick does not work if you or your husband are black.

He dyed his hair brown for that Jesse James movie. That's an old picture. He is a natural sandy blonde, you can see it growing in in recent pictures. You know--I am a bit K-Fedded up with all y'allz saying how sick and wrong these two are. Brad can be sick and wrong up me one side and down the other. And if he brings his babymomma, she can, too. Fact is, my last booty call leaves a bit to be desired next to these two. To say the least.

#24, Holy shit, that was funny. My OJ just shot through my nose.

#24, Holy shit, that was funny. My OJ just shot through my nose.

19-

yeah please don't patronise someone you know nothing about. My (former) last name is Mjema.. a fairly common bantu name. Not unlike Mlopolo.. which, granted, i'd just made up and never heard of before, but could very well exist in accordance to bantu grammar and spelling.

It will sound weird because this kid will be a)white b)rich c)American. But since all celebrities name their kids strange names, I guess they'll fit right in with the Apples and Pilot Inspektors.

Now shut up. I'm right.

Oh come on, people. Get an education. Namibia is a beautiful country and has exceptional fascilities in the area where they are at, which is Swakopmund. It's a gorgeous town and I'd love to have my baby there. It's called a passport, people, use it.

Wow, since when did Brad Pitt resemble Mark Hamill after his face-shattering car accident circa 1977?

Ooohh more opportunities for them to benefit the needy by having their pictures taken with them. I'd rather see her kissing her brother again; this is just so....tedious.

I'd much rather use my passport to sit my ass on a beach with a cocktail in hand and not have to worry about getting malaria or AIDS.
Just like I'd rather read really stupid funny comments on the Superficial rather than feel like my 8th grade history teacher is also logged on here to teach us all a thing or two about a thing or two.

Just you wait -- you thought Apple and Moses and Fifi Trixiebelle were strange names.

I am really pissed that Angelina stole my idea. I was going to go to Namibia to have a baby! Now I am going to have to think of someplace more exotic. I think I will go to Antartica. Yeah! And I will name my kid...Ice Cube. No wait. Vanilla Ice. D'oh. How about Apple Slush?

Note to self:
Add #17, #28, #29 to list of people who do not understand that the point of this website is to FUCK AROUND. Nothing on this site is serious. Even NewGuy knows that everything here is fake. Yes, we understand that you are worldly and know a lot about Namibia and other cities in Afghanistan, wherever that it is. I wouldn't know because I'm scared to leave my basement.

The domestication of Brad and Angelina is a boring study at best.

People seem to be under the impression that Jolie is going to give birth in the wilds of Africa. Under a rock somewhere, perhaps. A rock infested with malaria, AIDS, *and* Tom Cruise.

Of course she's going to give birth somewhere hygenic and sterile. She could afford to bring Cedar Sinai to Namibia if she really wanted to, so goodness knows that it's not going to be difficult for her to give birth safely in a very expensive resort.

I guess they a thinking it is just easier to abandon a kid in a third world country- Some Hollywood suck up will be there waiting to adopt-

#17-- Maybe you can fly over to Namibia, buy a sense of humor, and come back here and use it. You obviously appear to miss the point of this forum. And thanks for the "education". Maybe you can educate yourself on proper English grammar now.

Hey Page, not all of us can jump up and buy plane tickets to Namibia whenever we feel like educating ourselves. And I'm sure the ladies room is lovely in Swakapoon, I'll be sure and use my passport while I'm there.

Note to self: If I start to defend celebrities on the Superficial then they will read the posts & maybe find me & make me their bestest friend. And then we can go to parties, and like, get mani/pedis together. It's going to be completely mental I must say!

At least the kid's name won't be Scout... or Francis Bean... or Kal-el... actually, I don't know enough about Namibian names to disqualify Kal-el so we'll leave that one as a "maybe."

I should give Angela a call. I know a very good doctor down there, Doctor Hawkins..

http://www.y2records.com/img/020103.jpg

#8 - You are my new enemy Donna A. Prepare to die.

This is no big deal. My mom gave birth to me in Tijuana. Not because of her strong ties to the Mexican people, but because she was 13 and a teenage runaway impregnated by our 37 year old Mexican gardener. Jose, I mean Daddy, bought Mom a round trip bus ticket from Louisiana to his trailer in Tijuana, where through the miracle of childbirth, I was born on a tequila and sweat stained mattress into the arms of a frightened teen and an illegal immigrant.

Love doesn't recognize borders.

I think they are both acting like they are in love and having a baby. It's a big scam to get a free week at a nice African resort.

Angeline Jolie is getting more and more attractive in every picture I see of her, while Brad Pitt is looking more and more haggard. Same thing happened with Billy Bob...coincidence?

Wait, wait... ok, this article makes it sound like "they" decided this together. Somehow, I don't see that. It's more likely that she was like, "Hey Brad, we're going to do this." Anyone agree?

Just shows how much you know, HAHA!!!

#32
biatcho, i have a passport, take me to the beach with you and ill give you the AIDS. two birds, one stone, no africans.

Namibians are notoriusly surly, and chronically late for appointments.

#17 I'm not "shit scared to go outside my own door". It's called agoraphobia, and it's a serious mental illness. It's people like you who are always judging me that make it so hard to do simple things like use the subway. Thanks for crippling me.

she is sucking the life out of brad pitt. she'll probably bite off his head and eat his body once their evil spawn is born.

#47,
agreed, perhaps all future articles about pitt-jolie, should be entitled "brad pitt is a pussy" or "angelina tugs the leash" or something equally castrating to pitt. its a sad world we live in today, a big lipped vampire has cut the nuts off what used to be my most prime poking material. damn her to hell.

@40

Oh my sweet heavens. You just made an Ed Grimley reference. I love you. Ez-EEEEEEEEEEEEE, you and me will have to throw down over biatcho. Anyone who remembers Ed Grimley RULES!!!!!!!!!!!

"I'd much rather use my passport to sit my ass on a beach with a cocktail in hand and not have to worry about getting malaria or AIDS.
Just like I'd rather read really stupid funny comments on the Superficial rather than feel like my 8th grade history teacher is also logged on here to teach us all a thing or two about a thing or two."

DITTO!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder if the Pitts from Missouri are going to get themselves some vaccinations and head on over to Africa for the birth. Something tells me NO. Something also tells me that Brad was not too fond of his baby being French so the compromise was the place they had their first week-long fuckfest. That's where Angie wants to squat down in the dirt and push out the little Namibian just like a real Namibian woman. Either that or she'll have her team of American doctors and anesthesiologists and jacuzzi and silk sheets and just wants the pretentious aspect of having giving birth in Africa. Coz her whole thing is being pretentious while pretending hard not to be.

#17 It took me a long time to figure out why you were so upset about us not knowing about Nambia and all the useless shit you had to say about it, but then I looked up at your name and figured it out. Chantelle, you wouldn't happen to be black, would you? I'm sorry did I say black? What I meant to say is African American, my apologies.....

Your parents named you Chantelle, thats classic, I guess Pork Grinds was already taken by another family member......

At 825,418 sq km, Namibia is slightly more than half the size of Alaska. Its percentage of arable land is 0.99%. Its population is 2,044,147, with a median age of 20 and a 3.06 fertility rate and it has 115 airpots with unpaved runways. My God, people, don't you know anything?

Look who just sailed in with Captain New Guy on the Retard Armada, it's DonnaA, Chantelle83, gavrilloprincip and Page.

#36 you rock my world. If said rock was infested with Tom Cruise he would probably try to stick the "adult" pacifier in Angelina's mouth. And by pacifier I mean dick.

56 - you just tripped over that "fine line" which would have been rock solid had you left out pork grinds, which is, I guess, the hottest-latest dance craze next to 'lean wit it rock wit it' and 'tha ratchet'. Pork Rinds, however, are delicious with K-Fed's Corn Rolls.
Chantelle, by the way, is a pretty name. For a My Little Pony.

Expressing doubt.

#57 get's it. Thanks for the laugh.

I agree Osh and I apologize to the superficial world, however I am in no way racist (being serious for once in my life) and I just love tripping over that fine line. It's ok though because Karma is a bitch. I suppose one day I will be caught in a drive by, by an interracial gang consisting of blacks, puerto ricans, mexicans, jews, nuprins, and whoever I left out.

The blacks will be doing the shooting, the puerto ricans will be driving the car which they stole, the mexicans will be flashing gang sign's, the jews will be robbing me of my loose change, the nuprins and or chinese will be taking notes and the ones I left out which are probably Italian will have ordered the hit...................

ok that is just lame,and so is the owner/editor of this site for not knowing where fucking namibia is. its right next to south africa,kind of above..i live in SA.

anyway....the name is probably going to be something like Kathlego, or Tsosi (haha),or Nwhlathnsnga.....lots of whistles and clicking.

ange and brad are just being stupid,WHY would any1 want to have their child have an ugly black name,thats gross.

#55 thanks for that image of Angelina squatting down in the dirt. I think I have a great idea for a new sculpture. Maybe I will be a millionaire someday after all, despite what my daddy always said about me and my lack of gray matter, whatever that means.

And Oshkosh, I don't know whatchoo talkin bout, I love Pork Grinds with my Corn Rolls. Chantelle's coming over later to join me. We'll squat in the dirt together.

Mr. Stallion - I's just sayin I like Pork Grinders and Corn Rolls, but the damn Puerto Ricans at my office keep stealing them. They think everything is free.
I hope Brad and Angie name the baby Oshkosh because that shit is gangsta.
What's a "nuprin" and is it fast-acting against sinus pain and pressure?

@64

"WHY would any1 want to have their child have an ugly black name,thats gross."

Sooooo, I'm guessing you're a fan of apartheid, right?

you are all just being ignorant bastards.. why would anyone not want to have their child in a third world country located in narnia? two countries west east of death camp 5 and 10 degrees south of Chantelle83's parents shack

AJ is into witchcraft. It's gotta be true because gossip says so (ground bat parts given to Brad is a vodoo spell to break up a marriage). She's gone to Namibia so her baby can be delivered by a Witch Doctor.

Considering the mode of transportation in Namibia, can you put spinning rims on an elephant?

@70

Dude. You can put spinners on anything. Seriously. The other day, I saw a Ford Escort hatchback that was painted in blue and red primer and it had spinners. I'm pretty sure spinners on an elephant would be an improvement on that. However, the mad reflections off of them shits would drive the other jungle animals keeerazy.

#64: why is a racist 12 year old named miss paris skeezing around the superficial anyway?
you suck.

#63 stallion,
damn, dude! you gotta watch out for those nuprins!
first they get ya and then come back every 4-6 hours to get you again!!
on the upside, it's usually just one or two of them at a time.

hee-hee!!

Osh, nuprin can consist of any asian, I've mentioned it before (little, yellow, different) I guess you would have to remember that commercial from back in the day.....

I'm personally offended by all the remarks about the lovely county of nambididdy. I'm currently basking there in a mud pool that smells pretty bad, but it's got healing qualities. If only the flies would stop buzzing around my head.

OHHH, it's NamIbIa. I thought we were talking about NAMBLA all this time. I knew Jolie was a fucking freak but I thought, "you don't even know if it's a boy yet, why are you offering it up to Tom Cruise in some weird-ass African Man-Boy- loving ceremony before it's even born"?

Chantal, or whatever the christ her name is, is totally right. You can have your babies in aids-infested shacks surrounded by a bunch of "people" who brush their teeth with bones but, godammit, little boys cannot have sex with Tom Cruise as soon as they're born. Little girls can - he just doesn't want them to.

I'm sorry for that last post. Auruora-BoreMeAlice took over my computer & logged on as me. Hence the really unfunny post that took 3 days to come up with.

Oh you guys rock. This reminds me of the old days. Thank you, thank you!

so, stallion, instead of 4-6 hours, does that mean they hit you and an hour later you're hungry?

74 - I wouldn't remember that I guess because I'm 17 and my tits are super high and firm.

Bunnyhugger, have fun yesterday did we? I wouldn't know about an hour later being hungry, I have dog's, I don't eat them......

It is so good to see two people with their unborn child's best interests in mind. People come from all over the world to live in America, as of late usually illegally, and wait years for US citizenship. These two wise ones are going to give their baby Namibian citizenship over US? While they're at it, they ought to let the baby be ritually scarred and circumscised with an elephant bone knife.

hah! everyone is really funny today, specially #76. i have nothing to add, except i'm glad #44 gave a shout-out to tijuana..where i live!
and now if you'll excuse me, i have to leave for my job at the "donkey show".

82. The kid will have dual citizenship til it is 18 then will have to choose one. Hmm.. wonder what it'll choose..

Brad Pitt & Angelina are perfect for each other. She feels the need to adopt random babies from 3rd world countries. He feels the need to dye his hair to match his girlfriends.

Hint: It looked better when he matched Gwyneth and Jen. Black hair does him NO favors.

I've seen what Jolie looked like before her plastic surgery, she was hidious as hell. The baby's gonna be ugly. At least giving him/her a foreign name would make people judge less.

In response to #17 & 28 "Chantelle83” your name sounds like drugstore perfume - cheap. In order to sound the least bit intelligent with your one minute trolling on the Internet search on the country "Namibia" might I suggest to you using a spell check.

#76-
If its bones that they brush their teeth with then maybe people here should start that too! They have very nice teeth...

#64-
Why are their names "ugly" to you? Because they actually know what they mean? God, just go dance around in your klansman suit or something...

#86 Please give me the link to pre surgery AJ.

oh I forgot that we are all supposed to check the factual data regarding anything & everything before we comment on it. Our comments are supposed to be 100% true before making fun of...

kitty kat - I could give a rat's ass in plain english what the hell their teeth look like. I care almost as much as I care about your dumb ass comments. Keep it to yourself & go burn a cross - you gots to be racist because you just used the words "klansman suit". We all mostly call them "sheets" but only insiders know they are called "suits" so clearly you're a racist pig.

biatcho-
You can go f*ck your politically correct self because mentioning klansman suits (sheets, whatever, I don't give a f*ck) does not make you a racist or a klansman! You are clearly the racist and ignorant one here, since you are SO uptight about people responding to your postings... and since you obviously seem to think that everywhere in Africa is dirty and AIDS infested. I'm actually laughing at the fact that you have the nerve to call me racist. How wrong you are. Just STFU and don't pick fights over nothing, okay?

#64

I totally agree with you. They should stick to normal white names like Apple, Coco, Dweezil, Moon Unit, or Heavenly Hirani Tiger Lily. This black girl in the cube next to me is named Lisa--can you believe how ugly that is?

I'm convinced that Angelina Jolie is headed the way of Brigitte Bardot > past beauty turns into socio-conscious nutjob with rotting teeth and cats sitting on her head. If you're going to be all socially aware on us, at least look pretty while you're doing it!

Gentlemen (and ladied), enjoy Angelina while she lasts.

Oh! And guess what?? I'm not white! So that kinda ruins your theory of me being "an insider", doesn't it?

I don't when the hell the word fuck was changed to F*ck but I don't like it one bit.

and kitty kat (cute name by the way...)here's 5 bucks - buy some sarcasm & throw in some sense of humor while you're at it - you're gonna need it when you go to college.
Keep the change.

wow kitty-kat -

you should vent more often and not let stuff get bottled up.

it could be bad for your blood pressure

better yet buy some valium

Kitty_Kat and biatcho- please stop the hatin'. No one here is a racist. Wait a second, there's a negro walking by my office and I think he wants to steal something or have sex with my white secretary. Hold on, let me lock my door.

Nevermind, he's the janitor. He didn't tell me that, I just assumed because he's colored.

im jealous -

kitty-kat and biatcho have papahotnuts playing mediator.

you girls should feel really special and go jello wrestle for him

I agree- I'd like to mediate that also.

kitty kat couldn't handle it... it's apparent she has high blood pressure and the last thing I need to happen again this week is to cause death by sexing.

#99

In the event that my HR department is monitoring my internet activity, I would like to go on the record and say that I am not laughing my friggin' ass off at PapaNutThack's comment. I find it extremely distasteful and do not think that it is his funniest post ever. Wink, wink.

The perfect black name for their baby is Oprah. You will know it fit's when the kid is wrapped in Pratesi swaddling sheets. And the lips fit.

You guys are so racist. I have a black friend, so I understand the black man's struggle. My friend has even accepted me into her inner circle, where sometimes I feel a little out of place what with all the "flat ass" jokes and how they are always sending me to the store for something. But I figure if I smoke enough Newports and eat enough chicken they might stop laughing at me when they tell me to crip-walk (I've been practicing for two weeks!). Seriously, guys, it would do you some good to expand your friendships and and your minds, even if it means you're volunteered for threesomes at random times without your consent. Racism ain't what it do.

They're having the baby in "Namibia" because that is the only place where you can register for a Coke bottle. Anyone? "Gods Must be Crazy?" *crickets*
#101 - LOL - I think I love you - and oshkosh and Stallion. You are all my new reason for living.

#97-
Actually, I'm already in university... so I won't be needing that.
Were you serious in your posting? Because if you weren't then I apologize. Sarcasm isn't very communicable in a written form...

damn good mediating, kitty-kat is beggin for mercy!

jugsgirl-
I won't be needing the Valium, but that jello wrestle sounds pretty good ;)

Shit, when I was in col, I mean university, I would have taken 5 bucks quicker than a whore on speed. Do you know how many dollar drafts 5 bucks can get you in col, damn it, university?? Anyone who lives in NYC head on over to Monday Night Dollar drafts at (shit I can't name it on here or I'll get sued) the place on West 3rd in the village... drinks are on Kitty Kat since she's loaded.

So Angie is having her baby in Namibia cause that's where she took custody of her son, and the girl was born in ethiopia. She wants the kids to have a connection to the same continent, giving them a sense of commonality, yeah right, one kid is asian, one is black the other is gonna be white. Will take more than that i think. Maybe they should move there, but then it's the good ole US of A that makes them zillionaires. I'll bet she has Brad's nuts in a pouch hanging round her neck instead of Billy Bob's blood, cause i dont think Brad has them dangling on him anymore.

oh those curious university girls... they'll do anything if it makes a guy's dick hard!

ill take the valium. by the truckload if possible.
and heres a hint for all the future kids:
if its on the superficial, its more than likely sarcastic.
silly sluts.

97-
"Actually, I'm already in university.."

Are you a robot? Why do you talk like a robot?

Maybe you're Asian, which is cool because "I'm already in Asian Massage Parlor. I already order number 11 off menu, called Chinese Nut Scrub". I need towel now.

Kunta Kinte Pitt
Nice ring to it.
::cough::

I'm still confused as to where Nambia is exactly. During my time in the bush, I only visited Punanny, Kumbaya, Orgasmia, Vagnia and Vajay-jay.

I hate it when people from Europe/Africa say "in university" or "on holiday." Sounds so fucking condescending.

114 - No, no, my friend. It means she's British, and therefore has creamcheese skin, jagged brown teeth, a bad sense of humor, and smells like rotting gopher ass. Excuse me, "smells of rotten gopher arse." Hey kitty_kat say "arse" for us one time.
Racism is awesome.

well while i was on holiday from university once, i went to the states. and i saw a bunch of fat americans and i laughed and laughed at them and said to myself "oh you are so much better than these nasty yanks"
then i went back to my flat with a box of fish and chips and a kebab from the take away and they all spilled out in the lift. i guess they picked up something nasty off the floor of the lift cuz i ate them anyway but i was in the loo for days after shatting my brains out.

condescend that bishes.

And for the record, I'm not a racist. I hate everyone equally.

Not that anyone gives a shit, but i meant to say Africa instead of Namibia in #111.

#114& #117-
Wrong and wrong! I'm not Asian and I'm not British. Its just that where I'm from we call 4-year institutions "universities" and 2-year institutions "colleges". And I think (but I'm not sure) that's the case pretty much everywhere outside of the US.
And Oshkosh, even if I were Brit and you asked me to say "arse" (lmao @ that by the way), it still wouldn't be racism because British isn't a race.

#116-
How on Earth does saying university sound condescending? Its not like I was trying to be.

kit-kat, i mean hershey.. i mean.. whatever your name is... you should take the trip with perfume boy and passport lady and find yourself some comical form of being.. or go back to the "university" forum and educate the ignorant bastards on non racial activities, cuz you're preachin to the wrong croud here sister....

I can't stand that smug look she always has. She's just fucking annoying.

I'm curious now...KittyKat, where are you from?

i think angie is a succubus (and i don't give a shit how it's spelled!). she's slowly eating his jelly-like life-force of sexiness and once she's done, she'll squat out the kid, and it will be reincarnated into his empty man-flesh that used to be sexy. Brad will be born again! such is the nature of things in nambla.

#86 seriously.. hook us up with the link to the before and afters..

why you holdin out on us??????

Look on the bright side. If this kid lives it should jack the Infant Mortality Rate up about 50% in that shithole of a country.

I dunno, I think that's a pretty cool place to be born! If you're ridiculously wealthy, of course, and can leave anytime you want...

Who hit Brad with an ugly stick?

I'm so confused. They keep doing crazy shit. They lie, they cheat, their hair is too dark for their complexion but I still want to seriously shag both of them off the bed or whatever it is they call that thing they sleep on in African huts.

aaaa hahahahahah #118, while I was reading your post I pictured Gwenyth Paltrow and that dumbass accent of hers reading your post, then I peed my pants

@71

mamacita what the hell are you, matter of fact why are you wasting your time on superficial and go to one of your america-mexican protest and go fight for your green card. "si"? BTW I'm hiring I need a maid..I'll pay you $5.00 week, bonus well hung man can marry you for green card.
must sign 20 yr contract for being my housekeeper,gardener and wiping my ass.

LoL #9,thats really funny!!!

I wonder if Brad realizes that with all the leading him around by the nose that Angelina's doing to him, he is perceived as "Mr. Jolie."

Listen up #64, here's the news flash. Ya see, not everyone lives in 'SA' so they might not know that Namibia is next door. I mean re-he-heally, could you tell me where Slovenia is? And newbie, don't look at a map cos that's cheating and noone likes a cheat.

And #116. I'm a Brit. I need to differentiate between College and University cos they don't mean the same thing here. Stop me if I'm going too fast for ya. And the 'holiday' thing? My gosh Susan, I mean, ya think that's condescending? Methinks u might have a little inferiority complex right there. I'd just hate to make you cry by saying 'pavement' or 'tap'. Surely we all have to speak the same!

Not sure why all of you are getting so up in arms about this crap and arguing every angle.

Any moron with an 8th grade education and access to Google can sound like they know everything about Namibia.

These all-knowing natives could be some a bunch of 12-yr-old red-headed stepchildren sitting at their computer in Opp Alabama for all anyone knows.

And anyway...no one gives a fuck. This is a superficial website. SUPERFICIAL <--key word

3rd world countries are so exotic and beautiful when your at a resort, and not covered in mosquitoes, infected with AIDS, riddled with dysentery starving, living in make shift huts in fear of the next raid.
These humanitarians are hiding from the press? Wouldn't you want the press there? and what better way to lure them in then to allow them to take pictures? If it were me I'd pay reporters to fly there and take pictures of my baby as long as they each published a piece on that country with pictures of what these people are going through.
The life expectancy in Namibia is 44 years old. Can you image what it must be like for a local? You have AIDS, your baby was still born, or has AIDS, you're sick, and you haven't eaten in a few days, and here comes some wealthy movie stars from America and they want to have their baby in your country (of which has a high infant mortality rate) so they can hide from the media.

Yeah ...that's nice.

Found some Namibian names (at www.namibian.com): Nande, Ueyulu, Mandume, Ndilokelwa, Kaleinasho, Hanjangha, Shivute, Kalambeehamba, Angaleni, Kotokeni, Gadoes, Axarob,!Khaeb-Khoeb, Hage, Geingob, Kasiku, Sihako, Naihura, Uarotwa, Karundurura, Mbatjiwa, Manga, Kamwi, Sililo, Mutafela, Poniso.

#64 - Miss Paris, I'm not fond of your name but I can relate. I live in SA, too. Cape Town in fact and I've done quite a bit of travelling to Namibia. 'What I don't agree with is you're stupid comment about giving a child an African name. I'm white by the way but happen to think that African names are beautiful. Far better than the millions of Bobby-Ray's and Mary-Lou's you get in that hick country America. At least we have some culture.

Living in Africa myself, most of the Africans that I know have either Christian or Muslim names. (rather boring) I think Brad and Angie would be better off giving the kid a cool made up name that the black kids in the states that I grew up with had. Ie. Shaquita, Vanisha, Robita. Basically just put ita or isha on the end and it will give the name an African "buzz". I'm drawn between changing mine to either Normisha or Normita. But most of the African's that I know just call me Muzungo.

Wow, what the hell?

All I ever did was try and spread a little information around. Sure I was obnoxious, but who here isn't?

Seems to me like all you people who are mad at me are the ones who need to get a sense of humour. I'm still laughing at all your posts to me, why did y'all get offended by what I said? I'm just an anonymous poster like the rest of you bitches.

That being said, yes I'm black, not American, African, rather, although I have a Finnish passport. I'm gonna let you all go google Finland and try to find something obnoxious to say about Finnish people now. Because obviously google's the only way people ever find out about things.

And my name is not Chantelle.

For the poster complaining about my grammar, I am so sorry, inventor of the English language. I'll go commit suicide now. I can't bear to live with my mistake.

For the guy with agoraphobia.. if I was making fun of you, I would have presented it in a much more straightfoward manner.

Goddamn, this is not even funny anymore.

First off not knowing Namibia is an African nation is not a sin most people don't now it exists. What does bother me is most people are going to know the name of this child just because his parents have a hord on for all things Third World. Lets try to at least find something interesting to notice.

140 - I totally agree about the American names- why would people want to call their children names like 'randy' or 'Billy-Bob?!' I used to live in East Africa and the children there had nice, old fashioned names, like Grace and Beatrice. Beats 'Buddy' from hicksville any day.

@133 ning-ning

OK, geez, where do I start with you? First of all, your post is almost completely unintelligible, thanks to your lack of punctuation and capital letters. Luckily, I'm a genius, so I figured it out. Secondly, I was never IN Mexico, so I can't really go back there, now can I? Although, I do hear that Cozumel is nice this time of year. Thirdly, I think we can all agree that English isn't your first language, you've never EVER posted anything funny on here EVER, and let's face it, you soooooo don't have a green card yourself, so how would you help ME get one (if I, in fact, needed one). You know who you remind me of? There was always at least one kid in high school that was kind of normal, but was in the remedial classes. He/she was not quite retarded, but was very close to crossing the line between just stupid and brain damaged. For that reason, I felt too bad to make fun of him. Yeah, you remind me of that kid. However, since you called me out and TRIED to be funny and insulting, I don't feel bad making fun of you. In closing, every single time you post, you pretty much kill anything funny that was happening before you arrived. When I see one of your posts, I'm always amazed at how much you suck. I think to myself "Well, trust ning-ning to fuck things up EVERY TIME". I bet you get that a lot.

P.S. "go to one of your america-mexican protest"

That would be Mexican-American, you halfwit.

mmmmmm.......fajitas and ritas would be an excellent idea for lunch. Mamacita are you free?

is anyone else amazed at how many people on here are from Africa or S. Africa?? Who knew they had "compooters" there???

Hee hee jugsgirl. Funny thing, I'm actually going out for Mexican for lunch. So, unfortunately, I already have plans. Maybe tomorrow?

Let me ask for opinions here. Did anyone see ANYTHING in my post #71 that could be considered even slightly offensive? Not only is ning-ning a dumb ass, but I think he's a spaz. I'm just trying to figure out what I posted in #71 that could have set him/her off. From his/her reaction, I think we can deduce one of several things. Either ning-ning:

A) Owns a hatchback
B) Owns some other type of car that is painted with red and blue primer
C) Owns a car that is neither a hatchback, nor painted with red and blue primer, but does have spinners
D) Is an elephant

#142

Just as a point of clarification. I don't have agoraphobia. I'm just an alcoholic. Agoraphobics are funny because they're all pussies who won't go outside.

#142 I didn't find anything offensive about your comment, although I did find a few things offensive about mine. That was the point. The super has been pretty fucking lame lately and I guess I just needed something to make my dull life seem better. I hope you didn't take offense to any of it because, I hope I can speak for everyone when I say this, but we were just joking with you. I would have much rathered you come back at me with something funny, but to each his/her own.

149 - Alcoholics are funny because it's really easy to make them cry. Please don't say anything mean back, I'm out of tissue.

elephants driving primer painted hatchbacks with spinners makes me laugh

i'm acctually supprised at alot of things, as to why the person who posted this doesn't know where Namibia is, and the increasing racism, and idocy through the posts, usually the comments on the superficial are funny, but frankly i'm disgusted. Angelina and Brad are increasing ly annoying too with their whole " have a baby on every continent thing" and i can't see why anyone would not want their child to have an american citizenship, but it's their life and what they do with it is their buisiness. But the thing that really turned me off was how almost every african styreotype was set on Namibia, people get an education. These comments just became increasingly off topic and rasist, and ultimately stupid, but i hope you see where i'm coming from and dont attack me for telling the truth.

fucking bleeding heart liberals are everywhere. don't you people have political posts you can log onto & whine about, oh I mean, discuss (yet never come up with a positive solution to)why Bush is a racist asshole & is so fucking dumb yet you think he's smart enough to be the mad scientist from Josie & the Pussycats who is going to blow up the entire universe.
Maybe it's because I'm sick today and am wasting valuable sleep time on this fucking computer but I am sick of hearing all you whiners. If you don't lke it get the fuck out!!!!

142 - You are painfully boring. Please join in with the Fins you've moved in with and drink youself to death as soon as possible. Nice. You left Africa for a country with one of the highest alcoholism rates in the world. Now, ordinarily I'd applaud that decision, but in your case it is terribly uninspiring.

Jolie is undeniably hot, but she's also batshit insane. But I can tell you from experience that putting up with this sort of insanity for hotness is soooooo worth it.

They way that I picture it, Finland is like an old, abandoned factory that people drive by and say, "I wonder what used to be there?" Then I remember that I don't really care and I failed geometry anyway. Then I notice that Chantelle is very un-funny and needs to go away.

Oh, and Trophywife, if you see this - good one on the "one he left his first wife for" comment. Never thought of it that way and I must say you got me. Since, however, this is a compliment, I am trying to hide it in another thread.

God Brad is hot in that pic he is helping me to revive my interest in older men. Namibia what a place to have a baby - it just shows that times are changing. Maybe all the celebrities will have their babies there from now on and then it will be come a holiday hotspot etc. etc.

Ew. Quit ripping off other cultures.

#19, "I failed geometry anyway"

LMAO, you mean you failed geography AND spelling!

@148

MAMACITA ARE TIRED, I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF I ENTERTAIN YOU ARE NOT. YOUR A BROKE WETBACK THAT NEEDS A LIFE, THE SHIT YOU WRITE IS ALWAYS CALLING OUT EVERYBODY AND PERSONALLY YOUR SHIT IS RACIST AN VERY STUPID, SO FUCK YOU AND KISS MY ASS. SO GO SUCK ON A LEMON BETTER YET GO SUCK A DICK AND DIE BITCHHHHHHHH!

@145 MAMACITA

YOU are LAME wetback, hopfully Bush will pass a slave law for wetbacks like you.
I just keep it real. So go take your medication and get you mind right.

p.s. I don't find you amusing at all, lame shit you write it isn't funny your the joke.

Taco Bell just called your late for work...

@161 and 162

Oh my goodness, this is too funny. You can barely speak English!!!!!!! And did you seriously just call me a wetback, then a racist in the same sentence? Honestly, I don't even have to reply to what you're saying. You're doing a good enough job of making yourself look like an idiot without me helping you. Go suck on a lemon!!!!!!!!! Geez, that's hilarious. Please, go on, go on. I anxiously await your next display of incredible stupidity.

#153- Thank you.

@153, 164

A child of parents who are U.S. citizens is, ... a U.S. citizen. And no, Arnold Schwartzenegger cannot ever become the President of the U.S., but that is a civics lesson for another day, ...

@ 161, 162

Lesbians for Bush. Get it? Lesbians, who like Bush? Huh? What the fuck, ...

@165

Don't waste your time trying to explain the subtleties of your screen name to ning-ning. He/she doesn't have a good enough grasp of the English language to appreciate it. Additionally, he/she is the village idiot. Which is saying a lot, because he/she doesn't even live in a village. Don't think about that too long or your head might explode. Mine almost did while I was typing it because MAMACITA ARE TIRED.

#165- I was actually referring to his comments about the stereotypes and racism in this discussion, not the citizenship.
#112- I just noticed your post and was genuinely curious as to how you would know that...

#165- I was actually referring to his comments about the stereotypes and racism in this discussion, not the citizenship.
#112- I just noticed your post and was genuinely curious as to how you would know that...

Sorry... double post...

Ah, man, there's nothing I love more than reading this crap while sipping on my morning coffee. Funny thing is...all the people here who are from South Africa and appreciate the gorgeous country we woke up in today...raise your hand...all the people who woke up with an idiot for a president, ignorance as their only vice and absolutely no desire to live outside their little lard-filled boxes....we pity you. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

'i can't see why anyone would not want their child to have an american citizenship'

Wow. So, nobelium, you're sick of racism but you can't see why anyone wouldn't want to be American above any other nationality? Good job with the consistency, there.

'i can't see why anyone would not want their child to have an american citizenship'

Wow. So, nobelium, you're sick of racism but you can't see why anyone wouldn't want to be American above any other nationality? Good job with the consistency, there.

Ah, man, there's nothing I love more than reading this crap while sipping on my morning coffee. Funny thing is...all the people here who are from South Africa and appreciate the gorgeous country we woke up in today...raise your hand...all the people who woke up with an idiot for a president, ignorance as their only vice and absolutely no desire to live outside their little lard-filled boxes....we pity you. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Hm. It actually makes sense to want the kids to at least have a continent in common IMHO. I know it's the superficial but this is old enough that no one will have to be offended by my PC-ness anyway.

Besides, I was curious to look up Namibia (alas I am geographically challened) and it was actually pretty inspirational. Thanks Brad and Angelina! Now I know exactly where I'm heading if the whole "get an education and a real job" thing doesnt work out.

Eff you America- I want to run around in the bush naked (whether anyone else is doing it or not). And no. This has nothing to do with an obsession with Brad Pitt... don't judge me.

Trotter or whatever

You're boring.

Well I'd rather drink myself to death than eat to death like you Americans. I guess that's why you're always here, you can't get out of your house cause you're too fat to fit through the door.

(Don't kill me.. just joking)

It wasn't actually my decision to move here, I was kidnapped. And all the free education i get here, free healthcare, dental care and monthly student support (400€/500$ per month).. all of it just sucks. All this free money and booze really sucks ass. Please someone get me out of here.

Ya know what I hate?? Do ya, DO YA?

I hate all these cutesy nick names people give these douchebag couples.

TomKat, Brangelblblba, Bennifer.....I mean I guess everybody is such close personal friends with these a-holes that they call them that when they get together at Sardi's for brunch.

ME - Oh, yeah, Tiff, I'm meeting Brangelina in the Kalahari desert and we're taking a clicking-language class with the TomKat's.

TIFF - Wow! Say, d'ya wanna go for a high colonic?