FIRST!

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

I think Jessica needs to go drown in a pile of Cheesy Bites.

Man.

I love Lindsay Lohan, and I hate Jessica Simpson, so this is like, perfect.

I read somewhere that it was really their hairdressers that got into some kind of EXTREMELY GAY verbal confrontation so who gives a shit.
Anyway the real news is that Hohan has been dating Brett Hackner.... gross.

I hate them both, but I'm with jess now.

I hate them both, but I'm with jess now.

Please, first of all fighting over Brett Ratner, gag.
Second, this is Jessica's signature helpless act that all of the guys fall for. So since Lindsay will look like a total bitch anyway, she should have kicked Jessica right in her man sized chin, and at least gotten some satisfaction for all the crap she's going to take about making Joe Simpson's girlfriend cry!

I agree TOTALLY with schoolgluestick on this one.
Jessica is only famous because her Dad's a PIMP. NO talent there. Only DDs. Just look at all her product endorsements (sp?). Duh!

I don't really have anything to add other than Simpson's tits look amazing in that picture. Simpson is smoking hot and Lohan isn't even as cute as half the girls at the San Diego Starbucks right at this very moment. Lohan can be as badass as she wants to be, but most guys would rather park their pecker in Jessica's poonanie.

Who's Brett Ratner? I looked him up and I still don't know who he is. Never heard of any of his movies.

i HATE jessica, and Lindsay should have kicked her ass.. i know i would have if i got the opportunity

Well not only that, who gives a shit if Lindsay is 19 and Jessica Simpson is only 25. When you have balls and scratch them reguarly as you spit out a combination of snuff and big league chew while playing pokers with the guys, but are able to fool the whole world into thinking you are a hot chick, who cares how much younger you are then someone, you should be able to make them cry.

I'm not sure if that made any sense, but I'm drunk and heading to Vegas so who cares.

Lohan thinks shes some sort of bad ass, but I cant stand Simpson either.

Wait, if Lohan is only 19, how can she be sending drinks over to another table? Call me old-fashioned, but I thought you had to be 21 to purchase alcohol.

The same thing happened to my 2 best friends, she just kept yelling and yelling and the other one was like, "what?" Then the bell rang and I had to go to 3rd period.

IMMATURE STUPID BITCHES.

I would so pay to see them go at it. And then bang Lohan after she wins.

Anybody "famous" person who sings like this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uEAL1S1ZowE&search=national%20anthem%20jessica%20simpson
Deserves to get their ass kicked. I wish Lohan would've done it :(

Yeah, 'cause Lohan is such an authentic badass. She's not a manufactured starlet like Simpson. Herbie told me so.

Who cares if Lohan is a badass or not? I'd still fuck her.

I cant believe this. Are we supposed to believe Jessican and Lohan are fight over Brett Ratner?

I cant believe this. Are we supposed to believe Jessican and Lohan are fight over Brett Ratner?

I cant believe this. Are we supposed to believe Jessica and Lohan are fight over Brett Ratner?

oops. sorry. I didnt think the comment went through.. my computer sucks. The Cube is wack

Sadly, I would love to see them fight. Both are turning into crack whores, so why the hell not put them in a ring, drunk and coked out! I smell Pay-Per-View.

WTF? How can Lohan have both Dachau-diet-plan-ribs and jowls? Anorexic but flabby? That's certainly a novel look.

Cracking view of Jessica's "talent", though.

WTF? How can Lohan have both Dachau-diet-plan-ribs and jowls? Anorexic but flabby? That's certainly a novel look.

Cracking view of Jessica's "talent", though.

WTF? How can Lohan have both Dachau-diet-plan-ribs and jowls? Anorexic but flabby? That's certainly a novel look.

Cracking view of Jessica's "talent", though.

3 things to post:

1- Cat fights rule, and I'm sure if tits came flying out and oil accidentally got dumped on them, it would be A-OK.

2- Tom Cruise is a faggoty fag who loves all sorts of penises. (Penii?)

3- Shut the hell up MeganHarris.

damn

Man they both suck, but Lindsay's got a point there, you know, Jess is fuckin' spineless!

Man they both suck, but Lindsay's got a point there, you know, Jess is fuckin' spineless!

wtf is Hohan doing buying drinks at the age of 19?

Chicken or tuna, guess we know which one Jess is. They should have just bitch slapped each other and been done with it.

the rumors are true, jessica simpson is a spineless wench. "but if she has no spine," you might ask, "what is that holding up her body?" the answer, my friends, is quite simple: joe simpson's erect penis in her vagina.

and tom cruise loves the cock.

If Jessica didn't have those balloons we wouldn't even know who she is. Oh yeah and I think the same goes (went) for Linsey. I wish they could see how alike they are and work out their differences while posing nude together for the cover of GQ.

I agree with #9 and I think all males do.

#8 Angel Baby I think your just jealous that Jessica has bombs and you dont.

i really wish i could comment... however, 2 many merlots 2nite.... kanitchiuw bitches... i'm sliding into bed

I think it's funny that stupid bitch MeghanHarris has nothing better to do on a friday at 9:35 at night. I thought I read that you were 22, I thought I saw that when this so called Stallion said he will give you the ATM? This is my first post and it seems like everybody hates you around here. Now I can see why, your a LOSER and your tranvestite boyfriend dresses you funny!!!!!

I know, I know I'm home too but I just got back from the bar and I sucked & cocks. Beat that Tom Cruise!!!

*7* cocks sorry

I hate Lohan. She is SO gross. First, how about eyebrow control? Those nasty dark eyebrows are NOT good. Then, why would she show her skanky wrinkled pasty ass to a bunch of little kids at an awards show? Was she thinking it looked GOOD?

And I agree, this scene with Jessica was not fair...like picking a fight with a retarded kid.

I can't stand either of them...and I pray to GOD that Jessica Simpson is not allowed to go out and buy an orphan from the Hollywood Overseas Orphan catalog. That would just be wrong.

Eh...I'm going to have to side with Jess on this one. As a girl, I think Jess would be a better friend - you know, Lindsey seems like the type of girl who'd say she was your best friend then spread some horrible rumor about you or try to fuck your boyfriend. Jess is much prettier and has better boobs (real or not) - and give the girl a break - she's going through a divorce and probably didn't even want to talk to Lohan b/c she's nothing but drama.

After reading all of this, just one question. WTF is ATM? It's kind of a recurring theme around here. Is it something I should be doing? So confused...Help me, Stallion!

One more thing:
#38: It should read, "You're a loser...". "You're" is the contraction of "you are". Thought it might help.

#17 - dear god in heaven that was AWFUL. I don't even know where to begin. The fucked up rhythm? Poor pitch? Atrocious phrasing? She's just such a horrible example of the idiotic assumption that the more she screws with the original song, or the more extra "notes" she adds, the better she sounds. I suppose with enough takes in the studio, anyone jackass can sound good. cry.

#38
Mom is that you? Please tell me that fat ass papanonutz wasn't one of the 7. He's been bragging enough about you two.

#43
It's Friday night. You can take the weekend off, english teacher.

lindsays a dumb skank, she needs her ass kicked.

#45: I'm not an English teacher, but I am in CA and haven't really started my Friday night yet, so don't fret about that. It's just one of those things that drives me NUTS and jumps out at me. I wasn't being catty, just trying to be helpful.

#47
It's cool. I just thought you were making fun of my mom, and that brings out the beast in me.

Besides, being "catty" is allowed. Being "helpful" is frowned upon.

Lindsay wasn't being mean to her. She just accidentally revealed the surprise "twist" in Bambi and until that point Jessica hadn't realized what happened to Bambi's mother. It had nothing to do with Brett Favre or Trent Reznor or whoever the hell was with them at the table.

This post makes me wanna defend Jessica.

Jessica to Lindsay: "The only reason why people pay attention to you is because your legs are wide open and your mouth, while open, could cover Antartica. Need a break to do your line of coke?"

At least if lohan cuts jessica's fugly slightly retarded botox swollen face she has that superficial psuedo charity to fix it for her. However, jessica would probably win seeing as how not even a tweaker could handle her retard strength.

So, LL is basically a bitch.
Maybe it's her withdrawls from the lack of coke. I hear you get mood swings when you can't have your drugs.

One point being over looked here. If Ashlee was with Jessica this wouldn't have gone down? What, Ash would have beaked Lohan in the eye if she started static? She would have sung to her and made her ears bleed?

That silly Lohan twit would be better off at home listening to pop rock FM radio and doing her algebra homework.

As for Jessica Simpson, she's a very pretty girl, but she's never struck me as someone who has developed a sense of comic timing and smashing repartee. She ain't exactly Dorothy Parker.

Which leads me to the eternal question: Which would be better? To have Dorothy Parker's brains and wit and genius sparkling personality or have Simpson's gorgeous bod, hair and shiny white teeth?

I will probably never know the answer.

they're both freakin idiots for fighting over an old ugly dude like brett ratner

i mean seriously... i believe jess was just having fun...

and anyways.. what's lindsay who's like 19 doing with someone that old.. it's disgusting

Lindsay Lohan needs to shut the fuck up. She's not even close to being badass.

Jessica Simpson needs to grow some balls and stick up for herself

CruisingForCock needs to get a life and stop being proud of the fact that she's a walking std. Seriously, what idiot comes home from a bar that early and sucks 7 dicks in one night? (Which she is probably bullshitting anyways)

Get her, Linds <3

#8 congrats on the classy alliteration with park, pecker, and poonanie.

That, along with the combination of this truly perfect and hilarious story, make this the best Easter weekend EVER. I love the superficial. Almost as much as Tom Cruis loves the...ocean.

dammit I mean #9, which is a great number by the way

ocean... of penii

To paraphrase #56 Kristen_Alfaro

Kristen_Alfaro needs to shut the fuck up. She's not even close to being badass.

Kristen_Alfaro needs to grow some brains and find something witty to say

Kristen_Alfaro needs to get a life and stop being proud of the fact that she's an unfunny retard. Seriously, what idiot puts a post like that on here and expects people to be impressed? (She is probably a friend of kim's anyways)

this is a first....lindsay lohan made somebody cry without them having to listening to her music?

u all are very intertaining! lol...LL bugs me, so does JS but not nearly as much as LL. LL needs to put the coke away, EAT SOMETHING (she looks pretty shitty skinny), and hold the food down without shoving her freckled fingers down her throat!

For some reason I thought CruisingForCock was a guy.... named Tom Cruise...

lol just kidding about the Tom part since he's probably not too literate, but in my head the words "Cruising For Cock" are pretty hard to seperate from that . . . face.

#45 Yes, it's YOUR mommy! And PAPA was in my mouth tonight - 7 times.

#43 You're correct. All that Papa skeet makes me use bad Grammar. It's that GOOD.

#56 Oh nevermind, it's not like you had anything valuable to add to begin with. Wanker.

Good one chanel_bear... Seriously hate that spooky ugly ginger kid..

Lohan should have said, "I'm a wax figureine now bitch! Are you? I don't think so!"

Actually, she could be, but that'd ruin the joke. Hell, even the volleyball from Cast Away has it's own wax figure. :o

Scary dog... hahaha. I love this site.

Lindsay Lohan needs to die.

good call #67

BarryBonds...if you only knew...

If Lindsay doesn't like Jessican and Ashlee, WHY is she sending Jessica drinks, then yelling at her for talking about her when Ashlee's around.

Jessica should have dragged her out by her hair and started a brawl in the middle of the street. She should have wooped her skinny ass. I'm sure Lindsay was so drunk and high she would have just crumbled. Then again, it sounds like Lindsay had some serious beer muscles going on that night.

I'm sure Linsday will just get Jessica back now by sleeping with Nick Lachey.

What's an anorexic cokehead going to do to scare anyone?
Jess is really stupid to be afraid of the local crack whore.

LL ass is pretty scary though. She has the ass of an 80 year old shriveled lady. And what she ain't even 20.

LOL!!!! Love that! Looks like Lindsey got a little of Crazy Old Dad's Genes passed down to her raggady ass.

Why is Ashley Simpson Turning into Jessica?? (should we call her Assica?) Papa Joe clearly has a hard on for Jessica, and is trying to create another to fulfil his twin threesome incest fantasy...
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

can't stand either one but in this case i'm w jess on this one...she should've mopped the floor w L the Hoehan....

Since when did I say I was badass?

Since when did having an opinion make you witty?

Unfunny retard? wanker?

Looks like we have some highschool dropouts ;)

I think I've lost some brain cells over reading some people's idiotic posts.

I love making that stupid blonde bitch cry. ha.

WOW I geuss Emily Post isn't required reading for no talent anorexic diva's with more ego then depth.

they are both exactly the same, and equally as fucking retarded. If I were there, I would have used jessica's body to beat lindsay to death. Or the other way around. Seriously. Lindsay Lohan sounds like she's never had someone actually kick the shit out of her before for being a smart mouthed little untouchable hot-shot rich-bitch brat, and I'd be honored to do it.

@77

Clearly, in your case, having an opinion does not make you witty. Sometimes it does, though. Just not for you.

Too bad about the brian cells. You must be in deficit territory by now.

I was thisclose to believing the story until Ashlee Simpson as some form of protection for her sister was implied.

Of course, Ashlee is such a badass that she wrote a song about how she didn't steal Lindsay's boyfriend.

And Ashlee's name ends in two E's, not with a Y, connoting a serious trailer park ancestral lineage.

Role models from hell.

I doubt Lindsay was ever in the same room as Jessica - someone probably carried Lindsay's new wax statue by her and Jess freaked out because she couldn't tell the difference and thought it was really Linday "floating" past her

Only one way to solve this: strap on's until someone says "uncle"

gawd,

why does this behavior so turn me on??!!

I bet you could titty-fuck the ass cleavage on Jessica's chin.

Hot, hot hot.... Man I loves me some Lindsay Lohan...and the fact that she hates Hillary Duff and the Simpson sisters makes me love her even more! Too bad they didn't step outside, Lindsay coulda punched the collegen right out of Jessica's duck lips

Hot, hot hot.... Man I loves me some Lindsay Lohan...and the fact that she hates Hillary Duff and the Simpson sisters makes me love her even more! Too bad they didn't step outside, Lindsay coulda punched the collegen right out of Jessica's duck lips

Hot, hot hot.... Man I loves me some Lindsay Lohan...and the fact that she hates Hillary Duff and the Simpson sisters makes me love her even more! Too bad they didn't step outside, Lindsay coulda punched the collegen right out of Jessica's duck lips

And Ashlee's name ends in two E's, not with a Y, connoting a serious trailer park ancestral lineage.

Oh, definitely.

In the same way, those mothers who wear full makeup, big Aqua-Net 1980s hairdos and tons of necklaces, bracelets and thumb rings with their exercise outfits to a workout at the gym always seem to give their daughters names that end in an "i" for no apparent reason.

Tiffani
Brittani
Ashli
etc.

And Ashlee's name ends in two E's, not with a Y, connoting a serious trailer park ancestral lineage.

Oh, definitely.

In the same way, those mothers who wear full makeup, big Aqua-Net 1980s hairdos and tons of necklaces, bracelets and thumb rings with their exercise outfits to a workout at the gym always seem to give their daughters names that end in an "i" for no apparent reason.

Tiffani
Brittani
Ashli
etc.

I asked for this stroy ALL DAY yesterday and the Super-bastard posts it when? Oh yeah, when I'm not looking.

I haven't read any of the thread yet - I just want to know who else saw Scary Movie 4 last night. All I thought the entire time was that the script could have been lifted from this site. I seriously sounded like these posts read, fuckin' hilarious.

Who can you turn up missing? But if we speak about the things of which we do not speak, have we not spoken about the things of which we do not talk?

Holy shiz, Jessica Simpson's tits look absolutely amazing in that pic.

/drool

Great great story b/c it sounds like the typical junior-high cat fights we love to remember. You know, someone is selling chocolate bars for their scout troop or whatever. Some bitch with a 'tude buys a bunch of them and passes them out to certain people. God help the girls who forget to "thank" her. She might come right to their tables like Lindsey did and try to make them look bad. But then, if Jessica went to Lindsey's table and thanked her, Lindsey would say she just felt sorry for her, etc. Anyway, apparently Lindsey's got junior high school confidence and is a bitch. A solid fucking with a face shot and calling the paparazzi before throwing her out of the house with no clothes on should do the trick. Bonus points: Amazing chutzpah for a 19yr old that shouldn't be in a bar in the first place.

Yep, you do have to be 21 to get into this dive. So how did Miss Lohan, 19, get in? Fake ID? Lax alcohol enforcement standards? ABC or ATF wanna check that out?

http://losangeles.citysearch.com/profile/38567449/los_angeles_ca/the_dime.html

#81 Maybe if you learned proper english, then I would take you more seriously and not laugh at your theory on my "brian" cells XD.

Can you even define deficit territory? I hope you are not referring to ADHD. Deficit territory has nothing to do with the brain or the body XD.

80 They are both exactly the same and equally as fucking retarded....
I'd be the next in line to honor that bitchy, no class, whore Lohan by kicking the shit out of her

I once got in a fight with Jessica Simpson. I beat her in the face with a stapler until she confessed to going on the internet using the moniker "MeganHarris" trying to ensnare little boys into her lair of dirty instant messages and eventually meetings at the park where candy and baseball cards are promised. Don't worry, I beat that ho head in to the white meat.

#98 Clearly, you aren't as smart as you would like us to believe. If you were, you'd shut it quickly before you become the next MeganHarris or Kim.

At least this is what my BRIAN and BRAIN cells tell me.

@ Jacq - unless you're a zombie.

#44 - seriously, she doesn't sound that bad. I'll give you one for the lack of phrasing, but that's a surprise to no one. As for everything else, I'd like to hear you sing the national anthem full voice, a capella, in front of millions of people, and sound that good.

And, may I add, that she had the balls to represent the trailer parks of america with her stunning outfit of what appears to be faux denim and leopard spandex, with the mini budda belly to boot!

I choose not to take sides for either JS's or LL's worthiness (both have thier pros and cons), but... I would put my money on LL - she showed her ass to kids, pops her tit out on cue, her dad's been to jail, and she's really, really hungry. Never bet against the starving teen queen, -- she'll cut ya!

The Superficial writer guy was spot on about this one. Lohan just comes off looking like a psychotic bully! Maybe Linz was all amped up on cocaine or something.

Besides why did Blowhan send Jessica a round of drinks if she hates her so much? I hope Ashlee whoops her ass next time.

Jessica Simpson > Lindsay Lohan.

Cocaine is Lindsay's Spinach, just call her Popeye..

Cocaine is Lindsay's Spinach, just call her Popeye..

I love you all in the Jesus way.

Haha this story seems fake. Obviously. But it's really really funny to think about...they're both morons...but Lindsay was much prettier than Jessica before she became a 12 yo boy. And Jessica is much more annoying to me...anyone who butchers These Boots are Made for Walking should have their ass kicked.

I think Jessica Simpson is lame.

"I agree TOTALLY with schoolgluestick on this one.
Jessica is only famous because her Dad's a PIMP. NO talent there. Only DDs. Just look at all her product endorsements (sp?). Duh!"

Nah. She has talent. She can definately sing. But you've got to have some intelligence to pull of being a singer, just like being funny. And she doesn't have that.

#103

I sang the National Anthem a capella at the opening ceremonies for the Special Olympics. But the atheletes kept running up and hugging me, so it fucked up my timing.

One thing:
ulimia makes your face puffy. All that puking fucks up your salivary glands and they swell. I'm just sayin'...

Wheres the fuckin' easter bunny? i neeeed chocolate.

CruisingForCock I <3 you.

#115 You're my kind of bitch. Me likey you too.

Can't wait for someone to comment on my last sentence.

Angel Baby... I know

so Ashlee usually covers Jess's ass ha? What a wimp

I hate both of them(both of them are stupid and ugly)!!I hope they both die,whatever!

there's only one way to settle this out and it's in a mud wrestling fight !

Lohan was great tonight on SNL! Loved the SNL short. And a new Debbie Downer!! This time everyone stayed calm, no laughing...

Oh, have the lesbians that talk crap about people on this site finished masterbating to Tina Fey during Weekend Update? Wannabe writers.

Wait, why isn't Biatcho here because she would tell them both 'to bring it' & then use her psychic powers to direct them to a bridge outside their windows where they could jump off. Not forgetting Mamacita off course who only enters the pic when there's a clear winner indicated...then proceeds to kiss ass! While osh-gosh tells everyone, newfound facts about themselves, because he is REALLY psychic!
Off-course Biatcho ends up losing when the bouncers throw her out, coz a man hitting a woman is NOT a cat-fight & is offensive to the public at large. Makes it worse when the man resembles that blind home-less dude in a wheelchair…you know, the one that keeps on molesting all the celebrities!
Tip: Lindsay & Jess best take a photo with Bitacho to be safe, she like those 15 mins!

muhahahahahahah!!!! BIATCHO, you're 31!LOL! Dude, enough said! I give up, you win whatever, coz you are OLD!!LOL! I CANNOT compete with that shit! Whatever you say to me now, I'll just be laughing at! No really, you win!!hahaha!this is the best site ever!!

Hey!!! Someone else say something to heifferzzz because everyone knows that I can't chime in until there's a clear winner.

P.S. If you would take a look at the Avril thread, I was the first one to say anything to Kim because she started with me. Reading is fun once you learn how!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmmm looks like someone dosent know how to spell >:P
i would LOVE to have seen that little scene!!!!! oh man, jess IS spineless, and i dont disllike/like lohan, but that was GREAT how she just went over and demanded an explaination!!!! i mean, come on, coke whore or not (giggles!!) she did sent chestica's entire group a round of drinks, so thats pretty nice of her....
ps i would also really enjoy seeing the two of them fight!!!! isnt celebrity boxing still on?
<3
ME!

@# 33 "Chicken or tuna, guess we know which one Jess is. They should have just bitch slapped each other and been done with it."

im laughing so hard!!! that was a good one, jess really is a spineless chicken!!!!
;)

<3 ME!

Didn't Brett Ratner write "Couplehood"? And star in that show that wasn't funny? This is getting kinkier and kinkierer.

Like I posted before, apparently this so called fight wasn't really between these skanks.It was really a spat between their homosexual hairdressers, so whatever.

However, I wish this happened back when Shannen Doherty and her crew were running wild, bottles would've been broken against tables,people jumped on, faces cut, guns pulled.

good times.

hey heifferzzz, are you obese conjoined twins who never ventures far from your double-wide circus trailer?

Being the star attraction in the freakshow tent does not make you a celebrity.

you can stop kissing their asses now. They will never be your friend no matter how hard you try. Because you're a freak. And fat.

By crom Lohan should 'ave slapped simpleton up the head , then snorted a line 'o coke off her new boobs.
P.S. Tom still loves the cock!

Seems like Lindsay's got anger management issues. But Jessica deserves it: She's so spoiled and overprotected by her Entourage that having her ass kicked, in the backstreet of a club wouldn't hurt...

i think Lindsay is gaining weight.....look at her face.
oh well i bet this is a load of bull and probably never happened.

and i LOVE jessica's sunnies!!!!!!!!! i also want ones like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *makes plan on which places to go look at for them*

lol, crybaby Jessica, can't even fight back. lol.

crybaby jessica. That dumb blonde can't even fight back but cry like a little 3 year old. lmao. Go Lindsay!

ahhh #129, kissing whos asses? & i'm a fat freak? haha, no points for originality. shouldn't you be nursing your hands & feet, you know, after the whole easter 'jesus' experience? i can see you bleeding over that keyboard right now, trying to think of crap to say.
& mamacita, yeah, keep on waiting...the Avril thread? oooo, what a badass, you started with someone... let it go! why would i scrawl up looking for your crap when this started on the ewan thread...loser!
anyway, since i got to go to uni so i can be successful & all...you know, so i don't end up over 25 & still procrastinating on this site, i'll catch you fools later!

I went to church today and prayed that MeganHarris would stop posting.

@135

I wouldn't waste my time at "uni" if I were you. It's really hard for Mongoloids to get ahead in today's cutthroat corporate world.

#103- Yeah, I really can't agree with you. Granted, I'm classically trained, so I tend to think a lot of pop singers suck. As far as your question of how I would feel singing a capella in front of people . . .First, I'm a musician - it's my job to play in front of lots of people. One would hope that a person who makes their living performing wouldn't use nerves as an excuse for shitty performances. Second, while my voice is not trained, I have perfect pitch. Unlike dear Jessica, I wouldn't be sliding in and out of notes because I couldn't originally find the pitch, and I would be singing actual pitches - not between them.

Please don't take this as an attempt to bitch you out for your opinion. I mean, she's made a decent amount of money, so enough people have to think shes enjoyable to listen to. Rather, I just want to affirm my lack of respect for Jessica's talent, because she has little to none - it's all in the marketing of the product.

CruisingForFock, please also pray for that heiffer to stop posting here, too.

I would do it myself, but since I am the patron saint of overdue library books, and god owes ginormous fines, he's been avoiding me.

She can sing? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR TINY MIND? She OBVIOUSLY lip-syncs every time...can't even ACT OUT singing. And her voice is far from beings a strong voice. She suckssssssssss real bad...that's what got her her job.

No# 45-

I haven't posted in three days, why are you bringing my name up? Mommy and Daddy only give you attention when they need a beer or a place to put cigarette butts out?

Fuck Off.

#139 I'm on top of it but it won't be easy. All that nursing my hands & feet after the "Easter Jesus experience"...Don't get me wrong - I'm used to nursing them for other reasons. If it wasn't for that Damn blood on the keyboard- it makes the keys stick.

Allright, assholes and bitches, my dearest and truest friends....

I am starting a spring cleanse tomorrow, so I am going to fuckin' town on the chocolate tonight. This change in my diet may invoke a bitterness in my posts not present before, when I cannot drown my sorrows in a bottle of wine. Please, do NOT hold this against me.

(I'll see you at the end, friends...)

Love you all,
*sob*

I can't believe that crack ho called jess out n jess didn't pull a texas ho down like ashley, i can't stand either of em but if lindsay wants to throw down, i'm from bklyn n i would make her suck the pavement, might be the only food she gets fer a week, jess ya disappointed me, sucker!

lindsay thinks bein from long island makes her a bad ass, uh i dont think so....come to bklyn linds, jessica is like a bobble dog, what would be the point?

Lindsey Lohan was cute in the parent trap...after that...I just don't know...her deep husky manlike voice and her dirty looking wrinkled up looking hands really gross me out..(have you ever seen a close up of her hands, every time her extremely short fingernails have dirt under them and her fingernail polish is always flaking off) She just plain Nasty to me...even Paris Hilton with herpes seems cleaner than Lohan.

There's nothing better that good bar room broil, that's really what Linday Hogan likes...she likes to keep drama in her life coke too...

There's nothing better that good barroom broil, that's really what Linday Hogan likes...she likes to keep drama in her life coke too...146# All of them have slept with the same pricks.

please let there be more interesting stories tomorrow.

although i have to admit, #148's use of the phrase "barroom broil" was very amusing. all is not lost.

Once again Lindsay Lohan is making headlines again. You know what? I think she just likes the Attention of the Camera and gossips.

She always has to do something for attention. Good or Bad attention, it's still attention.

I personally don't like Simpson, but that's just plain stupid for Lohan to pick on someone who she'd know would cry.

Jessica has managed to hide her "trailer trashiness" from the public, something Lohan (and Britney) failed to do... She probably didn't want to cause a big scene that would prove she was raised in an incestuous, red neck family who’s only hope for survival is the exploitation of their little angel.

Lohan is a jerk, she needs to have her face kicked in.

ooh... CATFIGHT!

121- thanks for the update MeganHarris. I personally stopped watching SNL when it stopped being funny, about 15 years ago. I also do not watch gay shows for homos and faggots. And I mean that in the nicest, most respectful way possible.
P.S. I hope you choke on a dirty sock.

@155 Don't you mean 'faggoty ass faggots'?

MeganHarris ~ ~

hasn't your momma ever told you if you have nothing clever to say - don't say anything at all?

Seriously not everyone here dislikes you, some of us hate you and hope you die.

go back to your stupid useless things site and stop posting here!

Too bad they didn't throw drinks in each other's face and start clawing each other.

I would totally go for Jessica, I am not sure why Lindsay would start all this shiot up while she is bitchin at the fact that she wants to be taken seriously as an actress, grow the fugg up first biatch!!!!

* Nice rack.

* Lindsay needs a sandwich and a hug.

i hope LiLo puts her in stitches...

top that biatches...

Well another news about Lindsay Lohan acting like a royal Trailer Trash Bitch is like another news about Brtney Spears being a bad mother.

Lindsay you can wear brand clothes and have expensive stuff but in the inside you will always be a disgusting trashy tramp.

# 162 AMEN!!

I don't like Dumbessica very much but bullying on her is like bullying on somebody's 5 year old sister so maybe Ashlee should go and kick Ali Lohan's ugly ass and end the Lohan family whoring tradition

jessica is getting sued for not wearing pants. lohan will soon be sued by all those nick kids parents for not wearing any panties.

who is the real winner?

the children?

17 --- I think she sings kind of good.

For a second there i thought that was a picture of Pamela Anderson instead of Jessica.

Whatever dudes. Jessica is such a pussy. Crying? Dear Lord, could she play the brokenhearted divorcee just a leeeeetl more? Fuckin bimbo. LiLo is the shit and I'm glad she made lil miss Oompaloopa cry.

Jessica Simpson is a moron. Please don't feed me tripe that it's a marketing act. Lindsay Lohan will die off the radar and will be probably sleeping with Billy Bob...and sadly the latter would be the one that people claim is "settling for less."

if there's something i enjoy more than coke-heads, are coke-heads looking for fight in public.
and if there's something i enjoy more than that, is lindsay lohan high on coke trying to argue with jessica simpson.

if there's something i enjoy more than coke-heads, are coke-heads looking for fight in public.
and if there's something i enjoy more than that, is lindsay lohan high on coke trying to argue with jessica simpson.

Am I surprised? No. LL is "pura basura," and it was only a matter of time until she tried to draw the ghetto-bitch-attitude card.

And you're right, picking on Jessica is like bullying a little baby chick that's had it's beck and claws cut off.

Secondly, Jessica would never ever get into a fight, esp inside or outside a club. If anything, she has shown us that shis a girly girl church-chick.

LL is a coward for even trying to throw down, knowing that JS would totaly back down. DAMMIT, I wish she was right here, I'd pound that puta, just for being from Long Island.

Posted by Kristen_Alfaro on April 15, 2006 12:29 AM
"CruisingForCock needs to get a life and stop being proud of the fact that she's a walking std. Seriously, what idiot comes home from a bar that early and sucks 7 dicks in one night? (Which she is probably bullshitting anyways)"
awwww........Kristen....are you JEALOUS? A WALKING STD? i think NOT, dear. maybe you should just get your head out of your ass and look at it like THIS: um, could it be? could it BE that CruisinForCock was just fuckin KIDDING???!!!!!! AND IF NOT, ROCK ON CC4COCK!!!!! ;)
<3
ME!!!

PS Kristen...#77...a "wanker" is what us europeans call americans. is that clear? just wanted to make sure.