April 12, 2006
Nicollette Sheridan's ex-fiance sells ring
Nicollette Sheridan's ex-fiance, Niklas Soderblom, has put their engagement ring up for sale on eBay with a starting bid of $20,000. He tells People magazine:
"Why do I want to keep it? I don't need that thing. It's a nice way to finish off something nasty with something nasty. If somebody buys this and it makes them happy, it would be perfect."
I could understand being spiteful if she was marrying somebody like George Clooney, but she's marrying Michael Bolton. You don't need to try and make her feel bad because the Universe already has you covered. Michael Bolton, man. You can't top that. It's not possible.
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Comments
1. Posted by ablet on April 12, 2006 05:39 PM
Fuck her for stealing my man.
2. Posted by Grphdesi23 on April 12, 2006 05:41 PM
He may sell the ring, but he still wants her
cooch back.
3. Posted by Derek Hail on April 12, 2006 05:44 PM
She has some nerve for selling a ring like that. It is pretty comical nonetheless. I laughed.
4. Posted by dirtypiratehooker on April 12, 2006 05:45 PM
Michael Bolton...HA! What a no talent ass clown.
5. Posted by mamacita on April 12, 2006 05:46 PM
Oh, but it IS possible. She could be marrying Carrot Top. His hair is waaaaaay worse, he's on 'roids so I'm sure he has a tiny dingaling (and beats his women), and he scares me with his eyeliner.
6. Posted by Trotter on April 12, 2006 05:54 PM
Wait, he's selling Nicolette's COCK RING?
7. Posted by shell on April 12, 2006 05:55 PM
Maybe Oprah will buy the ring. After all she is rich.
8. Posted by Trotter on April 12, 2006 05:55 PM
Wait. He's selling Nicollette's COCK RING? Why didn't he just sell it to Tom Cruise?
9. Posted by Italian Stallion on April 12, 2006 05:56 PM
When i'm done giving a girl the ATM I don't like to kiss them, so I guess I'm the opposite of this guy because I don't like to finish off something nasty with something nasty.....
In case your wondering
Ass
To
Mouth
10. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 12, 2006 05:57 PM
They both look like they smell something fishy... just sayin'.
11. Posted by Akapee on April 12, 2006 05:57 PM
I hear that Nicollette's cooch feels like sandpaper. Is that why he is so pissed?
12. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 12, 2006 05:57 PM
#9 - you just answered my question. Thanks.
13. Posted by Rustler on April 12, 2006 06:12 PM
for a minute there I read
Ass
Tom
out
www.first_idhitit_tomcruisedick.com
14. Posted by krisdylee on April 12, 2006 06:24 PM
I do believe Nicolette resembles Satan
15. Posted by Trotter on April 12, 2006 06:31 PM
@14 - I agree. They should have mated first. They're both scary satanic. Of course, that would have required Nicollette to have a vagina, and we all know she's got a cock that makes Tom Cruise HOT.
16. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 12, 2006 06:41 PM
I heard that her vagina has more of a "ground glass in a cold, hollowed-out ham" sensation. That's just what I heard... ahem.
17. Posted by Trotter on April 12, 2006 06:49 PM
Osh, you mean "Mangina", right?
18. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 12, 2006 06:53 PM
Also can be referred to as the "She-nis".
19. Posted by Trotter on April 12, 2006 07:03 PM
Hehe. That's a new one to me. Is that how Michael Jackson's doctors refer to his genetalia?
20. Posted by Italian Stallion on April 12, 2006 07:06 PM
Let me get this straight, Michael Bolton is marrying his Girl look alike. I wonder when they have a kid, if they'll name it Pinnochio.....
Mamacita, if I spelt (spelled LOL)that wrong I apologize in advance, because I think your hilarious and would hate to dissappoint you.....LOL
21. Posted by Trotter on April 12, 2006 07:12 PM
Yep. That Mamacita is one fierce disciplinarian. I heard if you make more than three errors in a sentence, she'll sit and bounce on you until you've learned your lesson the hard way...
Sory, mamma i din't meen it!
22. Posted by mamacita on April 12, 2006 07:21 PM
@20
"Mamacita, if I spelt (spelled LOL)that wrong I apologize in advance"
So, after the spelt/spelled debacle of yesterday, I did learn that apparently, spelt is a correct usage, it's just not very commonly used in American English. However, you did spell Pinocchio wronng and for that, you should be shot. Not with a gun, but with Trotter's man juice. Punishments all around, people!!!
23. Posted by mamacita on April 12, 2006 07:27 PM
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Ahem, ahem, ahem. I meant it to say "wrong", not "wronng". Maybe I could pass that off as just meaning extra wrong, like dirrrty means extra dirty.
24. Posted by Equalparts on April 12, 2006 07:34 PM
Her eyebrows look like they're doing cartwheels on her forehead.
25. Posted by Trotter on April 12, 2006 07:47 PM
Hey! Don't get generous with my juice, Mama! I'm saving it in a big jar for someone really special.
26. Posted by Italian Stallion on April 12, 2006 07:47 PM
#21 and #22 classic, I knew something good would come out of that!! And I'm not talking about Trotter's manjuice or beetlejuice, trust me....
27. Posted by I love K-fed's Corn Rolls on April 12, 2006 07:49 PM
Transvestite unite...
28. Posted by Star Maker Machinery on April 12, 2006 07:58 PM
I bet Dickollette Sheridan's got a clit that would make Chyna jealous. Honey, just lop that shit off already.
29. Posted by Trotter on April 12, 2006 08:08 PM
Dickollette. Precious. As I said earlier, it isn't her engagement ring he's selling, its her COCK RING.
30. Posted by hilary on April 12, 2006 09:26 PM
anyone know the url to this ring? i want to see it
31. Posted by RougeRed on April 12, 2006 09:42 PM
I was wondering the url myself, but search e-bay for "ring, nicolette sheridan", and this pops right up:
http://cgi.ebay.com/NICOLETTE-SHERIDAN-TIFFANY-DIAMOND-ENGAGEMENT-RING_W0QQitemZ8924990899QQcategoryZ110495QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Any takers? Eh,eh?
32. Posted by Iwannabeacelebrity on April 12, 2006 10:20 PM
Isn't that ring the same P.O.S. that Tom gave Dopey..I mean, Katie??
33. Posted by SoNotTrue on April 13, 2006 12:26 AM
This is great. The only thing that'd make it better is if Bolton bought the ring. Wouldn't that be the bees knees?
34. Posted by SomeoneSaid on April 13, 2006 01:22 AM
He paid $20,000. for her engagement ring??? Cheap-ass. I have a $20,000 engagement ring and my fiance doesn't make even close to celebrity money.
No wonder she left!
35. Posted by I love K-fed's Corn Rolls on April 13, 2006 03:52 AM
Thats the EXACT same ring the Chad Michael Murray gave his knocked up 17 yr old future ex wife (I say future as in the next 4 months)
I knew he didn't make enough on "One tree hill"
36. Posted by Drunk Blogger on April 13, 2006 03:53 AM
WTF? Not Nicollete Sheridan! How could that happen to her???? Wait a minute...who the f*ck is Nicollete Sheridan?
37. Posted by mamacita on April 13, 2006 10:06 AM
@34
I hope you're joking. If not I hate you. Not in a joking way............I seriously hate you.
38. Posted by biatcho on April 13, 2006 10:55 AM
Seriously #24 - who cares what kind of ring you have! We're all really jealous, yet proud, of your hard work making him ask you to marry him after 7 years of dating, 25 break ups, 10 one-night-stands & pointing out to him the exact ring you want.
Nicollette Sheridan is a fucking man and proves once & for all that Bolton takes it in the ass.
39. Posted by biatcho on April 13, 2006 10:55 AM
oopps, I meant #34 (sorry EqualParts).
I'm a bit retarded.
40. Posted by Spindoc on April 13, 2006 11:32 AM
The ring's diamond's color was "E" that is bascially the color of swam gas under a micro-scope. No wonder a HUGE ass ring like that only cost the guy $20,000.
41. Posted by Shelley Bonnechance on April 13, 2006 12:06 PM
The best the Soderblum dude could do was one measly carat? No wonder Nick's marrying Michael Bolton. I thought Hollywood was the home of 4-carat-plus diamonds, great big huge chunks o' bling decorating skinny little knob-knuckled claw hands with lo-o-o-ong fake fingernails.
42. Posted by Iambananas on April 13, 2006 02:43 PM
I can't stand any of the desperate housewives... not only are they past their prime, but they were never really famous to begin with... I don't get the obsession aside from fat boring housewives with no life... the actors in that show are so annoying, it hurts.
43. Posted by Spindoc on April 13, 2006 03:17 PM
Hey, she used to date Leif Garrett.
http://www.bradelterman.com/media/Leif-Nicholette.jpg
Yeah, suuuure you've never had plastic surgery Nicolette
44. Posted by Star Maker Machinery on April 13, 2006 10:39 PM
Spindoc, does vaginoplasty count?
45. Posted by Spindoc on April 14, 2006 05:33 PM
Starmaker, thats probably the only area she HASN"T had surgery on. And thats only because she would have to stop using it for two weeks for it to heal and there is NO WAY she would do that.