Dickey Mo, Dickey Mo.

First!

By the way, no one gives a shit about Jamie Lynn Spears.

OMG...that is so sad. Do you think she is home right now, viewing the video and sobbing into her Cheetos?

And the nanny pushing that kid back and forth in a stroller just added to the sadness of it all.

FUCK. I guess i'll take second...

she's so ridiculous looking. she looks like my sister, who by the way has had about 13987 abortions and lives in some trailor out in the boonies. I feel so bad for this girl. she should just not even try.

10 bucks says Jamie Lynn gets knocked up before her 15th.

She will prevail. Oh yes, she will prevail.

big booty = more balance for spins

staple the stomach, please.

i'm reminded of the scene in Donnie Darko where Cherita's dancing to that swan thing.

Shes turning into one of her fans. Oh well, better than turning into one of, well whatever people who study her every move with hatred can be called.

You. And you over there.

Erm, i can't see the.. i guess, video. WTF? Anyone have a link or something?

oh fuck off, she's still a good dancer and she's just a little chubby-- she doesn't look that bad. at least she's doing something besides walking around drinking a smoothie, which she seemed to do for 2 years straight.

But why is the baby being pushed in circles by a constipated-looking nanny? So the baby can watch mommy's career comeback? So the mommy doesn't feel guilty for having a child for the wrong reasons? So the baby can develop an eating disorder before she can speak?

Oh my god how much do you guys think she weighs- seriously.... I'm gonna guess 140.... that's being nice.
The baby in the stroller being pushed by the nanny is the icing on the cake! Is the song about Jamie Lynn?

Yeah colormeskanky, those "smoothies" are frappucinos from Starbucks and they pack close to 500 calories each! That's for the medium sized "grande"... and you know that crazy b#tch was drinking venti <---large!

Yay my tip was posted! woot...hehe

What I love most is the ratty hair and the weirdo tye dye shirt she is wearing. She hasn't danced in public in ages...you would think she would try to clean up a little.

That looks a lot like something I made up in my junior high dance PE class.

I love pants with a message on the ass.

I think she's actually losing the baby weight at a healthy rate. She was far too skinny before the pregnancy. Hopefully she'll find a happy medium.

"Little Me"? Er, um, ah...I don't mean to sound rude, Miss Spears, but...sit down, this might be a bit of a shock...

YOUR SISTER HAS AN INDEPENDENT IDENTITY.

SHE IS NOT YOU. YOU CANNOT RECLAIM YOUR FAT (I don't think she's chubby, but she's definitely fat on the inside. She has a very fat soul) FLAILING SELF THROUGH HER.

LET HER GO.

Free Jamie Lynn!

Hey, can you kick that high? Yeah, I didn't think so.

call me ishamel....

Beluga Whale having Grand Mal Seizure after gorging itself on pork rinds and white zinfandel

#13? ::So the baby can develop an eating disorder before she can speak?::

The baby? Is a boy.

And okay, so the dancing is kinda lame, but hey, she can still kick HELLA high. And grab her leg. I dunno, maybe she can make a comeback.

I'm a little concerned with her dropping the baby on it's head and six days later, taking it to the hospital, hence the visit from Child Protective Services. Yeah, check Star.com for more on the previous Superficial article.

you'll all be eating your words, she will be back and be better than ever by the time the year is done...
and on the same subject, is is this website going to put some pics of janet jackson up again?... shes already droped most of the weight...

Hey 24 - She's been able to get her legs up like that since she took her first dance class at age 4 on the brass pole at John's Hitchin Post. Not something to be proud of.

Can I point out that each one of those moves is in each of her dance ensembles? She's big on the head roll and moving around the arms - guess it's easier to lip sync that way or something. Watch her performance from the last SNL she guested on and you'll know what I mean.

Is it just me or are the dance movements completely inappropriate for the song?

This song is for her sister?

Looks like a Brazilian ass-shaker to me.

Can I say that? Ass-shaker?

Just wondering if anyone else noticed the great "ads by Google" that popped up with this article: "Orca Kayaking Adventures" and "Baja Grey Whale Watching." Nicely done!

I think she is still a great dancer and has great control of herself as she turns. I have always been a fan.

And saying she looks like a beached whale is an exaggeration...she looks like an average girl, just prettier, and more successful.

I like her.

I think she is still a great dancer and has great control of herself as she turns. I have always been a fan.

And saying she looks like a beached whale is an exaggeration...she looks like an average girl, just prettier, and more successful.

I like her.

Ohhhhhhh yikes.........

Haters!!! #16 she is not dancing in public, she's at rehearsal, and as usual every move is being photographed. She's not like every other anorexic bitch in the rags where all they're doing is changing clothes 6 times a day, being photographed coming out of a salon and shopping. She could wallow in her misery, but she's trying to do something with her life, with a newborn and a deadbeat husband, all in a fishbowl. I know it's fun to hate on people here, but I had to set up and be the One For Britney this time.

Gabi, Gabi, Gabi. AVERAGE girl? Great dancer? Anna Nicole was an "average girl" being a "great dancer" well before Britney got out of her "daddy's little whore Dance School" and Brit's doing a great job of getting as fat and foul as Anna was prior to the latest drug addictions.

It's like watchin a Whale chase a sardine. "THERE SHE BLOWS"

Yikes! Sad. K-Fed ruined a perfectly good second rate star.

It's like watchin a WHALE chase a TicTac!
"THERE SHE BLOWS"

Yikes! Sad. K-Fed ruined a perfectly good second rate star.

It's like watchin a WHALE chase a TicTac!
"THERE SHE BLOWS"

It's like watchin a WHALE chase a TicTac!
"THERE SHE BLOWS"

Sorry 4 da duplicate post...
Freakin Whales!

Were the music and dance moves supposed to go together? Cause the dancin' looked a little "skanky ho" (like the good old days of dancin' with the snake) for what sounds like a ballad (supposedly).

At least she can move and do some interesting poses, unlike Lindsay, Ashlee, Jessica, Paris (I can't believe she's in that list), and all the other slut pop-tarts who just wear underwear and dry hump someone's leg.

But then again, I didn't watch all the video. K'Fed didn't turn up and do some impressive moves?

I love how the only positive thing we can point out is her being able to kick high, lol. Wow, big accomplishment. She's just a chubby girl doing the same 5 dance moves she's done since the mid 90's. This video just solidified the sadness that is now Britney Spears.

This "scene" belongs in Napoleon Dynamite...

11. Posted by staticbumblebee
Erm, i can't see the.. i guess, video. WTF? Anyone have a link or something?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0H7y1i2kpY&eurl=

wow I think she looks really good. How can you say she's a whale? She looks great, maybe a little curvier than she did before the baby

I'm so excited about her returning to the music industry

I think she looks great. How can you say she's a whale? She looks really good, maybe a little curvier than before the baby but there's nothing wrong w/that.

I can't wait for her to return to the music industry

Looks like Spears is practicing her new dance move: the "Shamu Slide". That, or the "KFC Shuffle".

Curvier? Duckboy, get a dictionary. Better yet, get a life.

britney spears is the shit! and by that i mean she has hips wider than my damn car.

Got-DAMN! Her butt looks like two midgets fighting under a blanket in this video.

I agree about the turns/spins. She's always been really good at them. It's also impressive that she can kick that high with that gut. She has a long way to go towards getting her "performance" body back.

Straight up, there's a certain size butt that can get away with wearing sweats with words on the ass. Mine isn't one of them. Neither is Britney's. The difference is, I know it.

She can still dance, though. Even if it does remind me of my big sis doing a lip-sync contest in the eighties.

Finding Nemo On Ice is coming to town and she's just rehearsing. She's playing the part of earth.

As much as we all hate it, she'll pull a Janet Jackson at the last moment and make millions...-sigh- so is the world.

that was dancing??? i was feelin' sorry for her having to deal with epilepsy on top of all the other crapazao in her life.

god, she just had a baby. when ppl have babies their priorities change. How she looks is not her #1 priority and thats not bad. And you all sound like you're perfect and flawless. And chubbier ppl aren't allowed to dance or what? Like she said, if you dont like what you see, just turn your heads.

Wait... I saw her comeback special before. She was in a wheelchair because she lost a foot to diabetes, no?

When did she get the prosthesis?

she's not fat...she's just pregnant with ice cream's baby.

oh and i'm fairly sure it says LARD on those pants.

Two things:

First, my God her ass has gotten big....

(quote #29)"This song is for her sister?
Looks like a Brazilian ass-shaker to me.
Can I say that? Ass-shaker?"

My reply.... POPOZAO!!!

its not like she has a bubble booty, or a budunkadunk. she has a wide and fat unattractive ass. sigh.

I had two kids by the time I was 25, and I didn't hold onto the baby weight the way she has. It's one thing to be an average Joe and keep some of the pounds on, but when you've got a son and a leech to support with your image, you'd better ditch the smoothies and hit the gym.

She's fat, stupid white trash who was made rich and famous mostly by other fat, stupid white trash. She's chubby. No problem there but she's a celebrity and celebrities are held to higher standards, just the way it is. I've never thought she was anything more than ok-looking. Just a lot of makeup and flash and poses. Hottest woman in the world even in her "prime?" Please. She has very little singing or writing talent. Her dancing is ok I guess (not in this video) but nothing special.

She's just another flash-in-the-pan pop singer who has held on to fame a little longer than most. Good for her. Looks don't substitute for talent in the long run, even when you have great looks. In the short term yes, but even in this day and age you have to have the goods to be in it for the long haul.

i'm pretty sure it says CUNT on her ass.

her huge, fat ass.

65 - I think it actually says, "BUNT CAKE" but the CAKE is stuck in her enormous ass crack. Of course, you could be right and I could just be full of POPOZAO

i don't think she's fat.. i think she looks like the majority of girls in this country

not everyone is a freakin stick figure!

As long as she can still do the splits and has good aim, I'm good to go.

I want to shoot myself.

Wow, I can just hear you getting fatter.....
Shut up, Richard......
Britney want wingey......

Let's tally the number of "Britney is a Whale" articles that the Superficial puts out each week. Have you simply run out of anything new to say, that you have to rehash this old article every few days?

My god, I hate Britney's music, but she ain't that big! They can't all be anorexic Lindsay or Paris clones, and if those three were the last on earth, I'd be trying for Britney before I would even touch those twigs with my twig.

Reading the Superficial is getting to be as boring as listening to a Bush speech - you know exactly what is going to be said, whether it is truth or not, and after a while you just plain loose interest.

Come up with a new Britney angle, or move on to someone more interesting.

70 - hell, Britney want OSTRICH!

muhahahahah!! i wasn't gonna bother commenting but after i watched THAT!! hehe, reminds me of my community tv station & all the little girl dance acts that make me cringe yet keep watching in pain!

@47 and 48 Duckboy

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/fanboy.htm

This is you.

Hey, thanks to eXtasyStef for the intro to the new site yesterday. I must say, I agree with you 100% about only certain asses being able to get away with the word-butt sweats. Sadly, most of the people that wear them didn't get the memo.

you can't even see her face.. how do we know for sure its even her.. I mean it could be anyone.

and ya if it is her, her ass is a little larger then say well mine! hahah anyways! I still think she is a good dancer..

the moves however do not go with this music. so maybe it's not even what was really going on.. how do we know?

I still love her!! I'd still take personal lessons!

I'd love to beable to do that sutff! and I"d add a pole and call it a show!

imagine britney's dance moves with paris hilton's voice.. oh god, even the thought makes me ill.

The rotation on that giant ass when she spins is mesmerizing....it's like watching the Earth rotate in fast forward.

With all this whale and ice cream talk, how come no one has mentioned Fudgie the Whale, or as Mrs. Federline calls it: sushi.

Sad...

Please tell me you're kidding when you think cite this as proof of Britney's great dancing ability. Like I said, junior high dance PE.

gabi- control with her turns? Those turns are in jazz classes for six year olds.

Shouldn't this video actually be set to Herb Alpert's "Baby Elephant Walk"?

Wow...she actually looks kinda...FAT...oh well, live goes on...

#81 - I *love* that song 'Baby Elephant Walk' dum da da nu nah na nah nah.

na NAH.

na NAH DA.

Hmmph - there's only four letters on the butt of her sweats. With that sort of spread to work with, you'd think she'd go for something like "antidisestablishmentarianism", or the name of that Welsh town that's in all the record books:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

i was just waiting for her to collide with the stroller and crush that poor child

I am going to have to agree with #45 AprylA, This scene DOES belong in Napoleon Dynamite!

I almost feel guilty watching it, like she taped herself alone in her trailer(park) when no one else was there. But alas, no she actually did it in public.....SAD....

Wow. She really can't win, right? That was a rehearsal of some sort, not a performance, and it looked as though the choreography wasn't complete, or even as though there wasn't any choreography and she was improvising. She dances well, whether you like the style or not. As for the stroller being pushed, small babies are soothed by movement. And yes, she looks chubby. I hope she can lose the weight. Don'tcha think dancing is a good form of exercise? Better'n smokin' with K-Fed.

So let's say she does get her personal life sorted out.

Let's say she dumps K-fed before she's broke and wises up. Let's say she recovers from baby number 2 without a full body overhaul by the same plastic surgeons who seem to be crafting Frankenboobs everywhere.

Let's say her voice survives the cigarettes, and someone somewhere still thinks she's a relative talent.

Let's even say she schedules around the whole mommy thing, gets a big comeback tour and gets back on the road.

That still doesn't answer what happens when Greenpeace comes barging in on her first tour date and shoves her ass back in the water.

Hope she doesn't sue whoever released that like Star Wars guy did. Very similar.

Has anyone listened to the lyrics of that song? I don't feel like listening to it all over again to type it verbatim but she was saying "now I'm alone with my tears looking at the life that I bought..."

Says it all, really. Who cares about her chubs, her career on hold, her lame fashion-sense...it's that Fresno wannabe G parasite that makes her so sad. K-fed and his stupid "don't be hatin' me cause I won the lottery" schpiel. We'd all be happy that a good guy won the prize if he was...well....a good guy. But Brit is no innocent, she had him on the plane to screw her leaving his preggers gf. Karma, man, Karma. Congrats, Brit, the world was your oyster and now you're stuck with a scumbag who perpetually looks like he's on his way to the free clinic.

poor britney. once she had everything...now she has kevin federline. what a trade-off.

Bit-knee Speeyahs!

She is a comedian without realising it.

WOW! Does her ass say K-FED? because I don't think he's feeding her enough. If it says Juicy then obviously she's the new rep for some burger joint's Juicy Double meat patty!

#74...Very welcome. Anytime I can warp someone else just a little bit, I know I've done my job.

When I watched this video I couldn't help but think of that nasty ass sculpture of Britt-federslime giving birth....just plain disgusting. Whats next a sculpture of K-sloth stealing Britts credit cards out of her purse.

#74...Very welcome. Anytime I can warp someone else just a little bit, I know I've done my job.

What is everybody talking about? That was the most inspiring video and interpretive dance I have ever seen...for me to shit on.

If I change the word poop to shit, does it look like I made that joke up? Yeah..I didn't think so either.

Oh well, I still had sex with Paris Hilton though.

Posted by Ali:
"And the nanny pushing that kid back and forth in a stroller just added to the sadness of it all."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Yeah but admit it would make a great video-
like in the vein of the Johnny Cash HURT video. Picture it…..

FADE IN: DIMLY LIT DANCE STUDIO
Fat Britney alone trying to do a sexy slow dance thing while older stock footage of a trim Britney is projected around her. And as fat Brit dances, one by one all her sexy young backup dancers are replaced by chubby nannies pushing strollers. At the end she picks one of the toddlers up and joyfully bounces around until she clumsily drops it on its head. Shock! Frantic sobbing she shakes its lifeless body violently. Then the Cop/Child Services backup dancers envelop her whole. Fade out.

Actually let me correct my above post:
"She bounces around joyfully with the toddler but suddenly drops him on his head when she steps barefoot on a hypodermic needle"

There, perfect....

#74...Very welcome. Anytime I can warp someone else just a little bit, I know I've done my job.

Ok, she's podgy.

Ok, she has a big ass.

Ok, she's dancing like it's her junior balletjazz class summer display rehearsal.

But. F*** me. Anyone who can still do a high kick like that 200 million Cheetos later deserves a clap.

That's A clap. Not THE Clap. Though she probably has that too.

Has she called Jenny yet?

@94, 96, and 100

Well.........aren't you going to tell me 'you're welcome'? Rude much? Teeheehee. Say, how much does that job pay anyway? Cause I've been going around warping people for free. What's that all about?

I cant believe that anybody thinks this bitch can dance or that shes attractive. Without makeup and false eyelashes she looks like shit. Without choreography shed be another talentless twenty year old.

And just to break it down for the rest of you rhythmless non dancing losers, all that spining around and touching your damn toes and the rest of those over exaggerated moves are not what cool people consider dancing.

Call me a hater, Im ready for you.

This video brings back fond memories of the token chubby girl in the cheerleading squad.

reminds me of that one song "I feel the earth move under my feet. I feel the Sky tumbling down..." You get the point.

I was watching it, and then I remembered that I don't have to.

"This video brings back fond memories of the token chubby girl in the cheerleading squad."

Dude your highschool was WAY less superficial than ours. Chicks that looked like this didn't even make the Flag Team.

Some time back saw a picture of her on a beach in the newspaper. You could just tell she had the potential to be a porker.

Look to the ankes friends, look to the ankles.

This is her, just accept it. She's a big portly girl just like many others in the country. But at least she can say she had a baby.

So I give her props for being heavy after a baby. It's all downhill now. Go on and mount Kfed Brit. Mount him even as he screams.

I made a video for my sister once, and she cried when she saw it. The only difference was there was no dancing, and it co-starred her boyfriend.
I'm only assuming there was dancing in the Britney video based on what everybody has said because I absolutely refuse to watch it.
SASSY OUT!

oh god I just barfed everywhere, dunno if it cuz I have the flu or its becuase I watched Paris and then this.

LOSE SOME WEIGHT!!! you don't have to be stick thing but god a little skinnery than that you fat ass

oh and #98 - Mr.Cash covered NINs Hurt so it isn't his

what we all just witnessed my friends, is one a great american tragedy. i'm going to go observe a moment of silence.

Where's the hairbrush... so she can lip sync into that? This video is SO embarrassing! At one point she's just running her fingers through her hair trying to catch her breath. Awesome moves! Vote for Pedro!

Britney absolutely has no business wearing sayings across her ass. That should be left up to the 24 year-olds that have hot bodies to wear. She is fat, does she not realize this?

This video must have been shot the same day she got her hair done at Fantastic Sam's when she went there when they had a special..

Tom Cruise is going to be in the next Seymore Butts movie taking it in the ass...

I'd still Hit It....

Dammit, I went ahead an watched it. And I have but one thing to say: no more stripper headbanging.

My bowels have better moves.

I'm sorry but that is not dancing! I am a dancer myself and that crap she just did takes NO effort at all!!! The only people who think she did a good job are people that dont dance...

cringe factor: I would say on a par with the fat kid trying to do Star Wars moves that went round the net a couple of years back.

And is it me or is it just that the girl does the same dance moves for every song?

Notice how there's a lady in the background pushing the buggy in circles around the dance studio.

Also, Britney looks perfect for the grocery store occasion. Give her a shopping cart and she would be complete. And when she needs to practice her dance moves, she can turn over her shopping cart to the buggy lady.

#67 "I don't think she's fat.. i think she looks like the majority of girls in this country

not everyone is a freakin stick figure!"

The problem with the girls in this country is that most of them are too FAT! Comparing Briney with the rest of america isn't saying much.

(BTW..i'm 29 and weigh 120lbs. i managed not to be a fat cow or a stick figure!)

#122 - you're 2'9"? I think that is a little heavy for you.
I love the fat debate. Next let's argue about penis size, or perhaps who's smarter - boys or girls?

No wonder her mom says she's now concentrating on Jamie Lynn. After watching this video of her pathetic dancing with her nanny wheeling her skull fractured son around, I have changed my opinion of K-Fed - he deserves every $100 dollar bill he has stuffed in a strippers thong with his face.

#9, are you putting down Glitter Motion?

HELLO!! #123 oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

I wrote that i'm 29 years old!! not 2 feet 9 inches tall. Learn to read moron. I am 5 feet 7 inches tall. which means i am not fat nor a stick figure. if you read what post i was commenting on, you might understand. you should think before you post something, or you may look stupid.

So Sexy...

Now there's a classy lady! Shaking her voluptous rear, whilst a stranger pushes around one of her brain damaged kids. This could only get better if her gentlemanly husband were perhaps receiving oral sex from his either his cousin, or Jamie Lynn Spears, but then again, I wouldn't be suprised if she was, along with Britney, infact his cousin.

I think my boss just rented billboard ad space on Brit's ass.

All for a case of PBR and Cheetos.

Wow - looks like she's been a Slave for Doughnuts.

That was so funny!

When she was doing her spin thing, all I could think about was that song... Baby-Got-Back!

And before anyone decides to shit on me for saying Brit has a fat ass... Well, I must confess... I have a fat ass too.

@126

#123 is a master of sarcasm. Now read the post again.......almost.........almost........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the meaning settles in.

#22 - Great! So subtle, so satisfying.

#80 - I agree. I did gymnastics and dance competitively for ten years. She is doing NOTHING special. Ooooo look, I can spin! Shut the fuck up you fat tub of goo.

gross

the only surprising thing is that she can still do a standing split with her legs even though she's really chubby.

#125: the name is Sparkle Motion. Retard.

#126 - You are kewl.
HELLO, LMAO LOLOLOLOL NMH !!!
That would be really kewl if you were in fact 2'9" because you'd be smaller than most midgets and you wouldn't get hired to work at K-Fed's party because their midgets have to be at least 3'5". OMG 2kewlRu !!
P.S. Based on what people here are saying about Britney's ass I can safely say that none of you are black Southern men.

Truth be told, the fact that I am the 136th entry to this one posting to this one site is enough proof that Ms. Spears' career and ability to pique peoples' interest is NOT gone just yet. K-Fed or not, she is like a good dose of crack and you all just keep coming back for more. Let the Spears cash machine keep on doing what it does best - cha ching! $$$

Truth be told, the fact that I am the 136th entry to this one posting to this one site is enough proof that Ms. Spears' career and ability to pique peoples' interest is NOT gone just yet. K-Fed or not, she is like a good dose of crack and you all just keep coming back for more. Let the Spears cash machine keep on doing what it does best - cha ching! $$$

#135

Um, 2 out of 3 good enough?

kbaratender, gotta agree. i was a competitive ice skater, and those kicks ain't nuthin'.
but let us all be aware that karma is a bitch. years of over-extending those joints leads to some pretty serious surgery EARLY in life.
*yawn*
wanna see my scars??

126 - Oh god.

Cretin.

A good ass is a fat ass. Fuck all you boney assed cuntists.

i dont give a shit what any1 says, she looks really good. So friggin' wot if she's pilled on a couple of pounds, she's just had a baby 5 months ago. Some celebs r crazed bout losing their baby weight an get bk to work, they r the fake 1's. Baby weight is put on from being content an happy, fair enough she's had arguements with kevin but thats just natural. She can still move an lift her leg up to her head an move her body like she used to. Sure its not in the fit shape it used to be but i reckon she looks good ! ! ! !

$10 bucks says K-Fed got dragged into dance practice and was too lazy to get his ass off the chair...

so he turned on his camera/video phone and sold this vid to some dude over the net for more crack.

$10 bucks says k-fed was dragged to dance practice but was too lazy to get to his lame ass outta his chair....

so he decided to make a video w/ his camera phone which he later sold to some dude over the net for more crack

godamn... having to rewrite my brilliant comment only to be lame w/ double post.

sigh

And all these 'dancers' that can dance better then brit... why aren't we making fun of your fat ass if you're so wonderful? Or bony ass for that matter. You'd only be so lucky to be a back up dancer for Ashlee Simpson.

Trotter, oshkoshb-goshdammgosh and mamacita

F**k off!

Oh it was supposed to be a joke! I thought you REALLY thought i was the size of a 2 year old! (FYI, that is sarcasm)

I KNOW it was sarcasm! it just wasn't funny at all. I'm not stupid. i thought oshkoshb-goshdammgosh might just need a kick in the ass. i started this by posting a comment about someone else's post. I didn't think i would get attacked by the king (or queen) of sarcasm in return! i'm making fun of britney's fat ass too.

@146

After reading this post, I decided to reread your previous post, thinking that I could have been mistaken in my assumption that you didn't get it. I came to the conclusion that I was correct in my assumption and that you are now attempting something that I like to refer to as "frontin and stuntin". You soooo didn't get it. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

#147

Frontin'and stuntin'? wow, that's so ghetto! i only wish i was cool enough to have though of that! (again, sarcasm, see that's how it works)

Not that i need to explain myself, but i guess some people need things spelled out for them. My reply to oshkoshb-goshdammgosh, #123, was itself sarcasm. i guess i'm not as good at is as the rest of the intellectuals here.

i wasn't trying to start a war. End it here!! CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG!!!

oops, typo. i meant to say "i guess i'm not as good at IT as the rest of the intellectuals here"

I had better correct myself before i get 20 posts about how i can't spell.

shes not really a whale, shes 5'5 and 140... her ass has a nice shape, she could lose a few though.talking about her hips , they're still about half of beyonce's and jlo's.. and plenty of people think they're hot, and scarlett was voted sexiest on something, she is thick too.i could understand if everyone commenting was SUPER hot, but i dont think thats true. once some girl put her myspace link up to show how her boobs were big and she was like 300 pounds, pale as a ghost and had kinky curly hair and ugly clothes... that was superficial , but ...

@148

"i only wish i was cool enough to have though of that! "

Well, unfortunately there's only so much cool to go around and you were at the end of the line. In reference to your addendum (post 149), you also forgot to add a 't' to the end of thought. That being said, sure we can end it here, but only because you quoted Rodney King and I consider him to be a kindred spirit since we both like PCP.

arguing over the dying cat's fat ass and bullet-esque boobs is hilarious! that ass does not have a nice shape, it's fucking disgusting, especially when you have all the resources in the world to make yourself look better. You can take the slut out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the slut!

And she still sounds as much like a dying cat as she did when she was 16. You'd think she could buy a singing lesson or 20.

#139 - I hear that! I can't even walk up more than 3 flights of stairs before my knees start killing me. Sucks. And my toes are all goddam deformed from breaking them all a thousand times. I'm so puuurty.

I can't decide if it's more painful to watch her "dance" or listen to her "sing."

I usually see the best in people, but this is just painful! What's up with her hair?

She lost it. She seriously lost it. Those moves are older than Pamela Anderson's breasts.

Okay, hate to be a doubting type, but it's a blurry vid n do we know that it's BS herself? But, heck, do we care? It's a smile. And here's where I offer a counter smile.

http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1488

If I may offer my take on things:
http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1488

And hate to be a buzz kill; but I'd be more convinced if the vid was less blurry and more Britney.

Ooops, I did it again.

Sorry didn't mean to post twice.

It's definitely Britney. The hair, the size, and that pants with letters on the ass - oh, yes, there's no doubt that that's her.

She'd probably be bragging about how she wrote that song "by herself" sooner or later. Probably the deepest song she'd ever written, which still makes it quite dim.

Fat ass? C'mon her ass isn't that big,how much does she weight again?

BTW is Jamie going to be popular? i like new faces in hollywood, maybe another readhead without the whole anorexia.

she might have gained weight but she still has a nice ass.

Why is everybody just realizing now that she's a no-talent loser who always slipped by doing lame jazzercise dance moves, yet somehow became a star? Kick,turn,step,aaaaaaand...JAZZ HANDS!!!

ten bucks says that 'nanny' IS jamie lynn. pregnant. and a 'little me' of britney. with dark hair.

OMG it's like a wanna be Britney Spears trying really, really hard to replicate all her moves and of course doing a really bad job. And what is with that song was she high when she wrote that?