April 07, 2006
Naomi Campbell beats her assistant
Here's the Naomi Campbell phone beating incident recreated through the magic of dolls. If they had actually shown this to Naomi and taped it, they probably could have gotten a recreation through the magic of Naomi Campbell beating the show producers to death with her fists. Although that'd be less of a recreation and more of a 'Naomi Campbell charged with murder' kind of thing.
Thanks to the delicious Stephanie for the tip.
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Comments
1. Posted by Nimuë LaMer on April 7, 2006 04:08 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2. Posted by tits_on_snack on April 7, 2006 04:14 PM
Bitch needs to be taken down a peg. I bet she's not even tough, she's just spoiled and used to getting her own way, and never had anybody actually come back at her with an elbow to the temple.
3. Posted by Italian Stallion on April 7, 2006 04:14 PM
I wonder why Marc Anthony wasn't holding his cock in this cartoon.......
4. Posted by Hara on April 7, 2006 04:14 PM
How can you Negligently beat someone upside the head?
I kind of feel like the people who made this had too much fun- Naomi ripping the shirt from the woman's booby? Wrestling her in a bikini? I love her creepy, horror movie style entrances though. Models on cocaine should totally be in movies.
5. Posted by Binky on April 7, 2006 04:15 PM
She fights like Barbie.
6. Posted by justlikehoney1 on April 7, 2006 04:20 PM
This clip is bananas! LMAO!!!!! I love how she creeps up on the maid while she's on the phone. LOL!!!!! This is the type of shit that having to be at work on a Friday afternoon with access to the internet was made for :D
Another hillarious clip
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jamesbrown.html
7. Posted by Spindoc on April 7, 2006 04:38 PM
That doll was prettier than Naomi
8. Posted by juicylips on April 7, 2006 04:45 PM
that doll looks like grace jones
9. Posted by canucthis on April 7, 2006 04:54 PM
why is it that I want to do the time with all self destructive super models? I am not sure if I would take her or Kate Moss......yeah Kate Moss....some blow a can of beans in a crack house and I am in there like swimwear!
10. Posted by saltpeanuts on April 7, 2006 05:16 PM
Ya know, I really wish my penis was Naomi's assistant.
11. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 7, 2006 05:40 PM
Team America meets champagne, oxycontin, and washed up fashion hoss. Fuck Yeah!
12. Posted by gogoboots on April 7, 2006 06:05 PM
That was awesome! The devil really DOES wear Prada!!! HAHAHAHHAHA!
13. Posted by CheekyChops on April 7, 2006 06:20 PM
THAT is some funny shit!
14. Posted by mYslead on April 7, 2006 06:50 PM
lmao looks more like a rape than anything else.
15. Posted by Kelly on April 7, 2006 07:34 PM
Naomi is one crazy biach. Can't wait till she gets hers.
16. Posted by sirokai on April 7, 2006 07:53 PM
Simply put, the Smoking Gun rocks.
As an aside, I've always been terrified of dolls and puppets. Now I will probably see images of this Naomi Campbell doll at night. I might not be able to sleep at all. :(
17. Posted by hafaball on April 7, 2006 10:01 PM
The PIcture is gone! O.o Naomi Campbell's a hacker!
18. Posted by HollyJ on April 7, 2006 10:01 PM
You guys leave my mom alone.
19. Posted by derekd on April 8, 2006 02:25 AM
DIE CUNT DIE!!!!!!!!!!
I usually don't hit broads but this bitch really gets on my nerves.
20. Posted by slinkhard on April 8, 2006 10:39 AM
It's the doll's English accent that makes me laugh the most, for some reason.
21. Posted by junebug on April 9, 2006 04:42 AM
I can't wait until she OD's on blow so we can start to remember her as the awe inspiring, multi- talented, warm hearted philanthropist she really was.