April 07, 2006
Katie Holmes looks really authentically pregnant
I've never been pregnant so I don't consider myself an expert on the subject, but I have seen one or two pregnant women in movies before and they usually don't looik like this. In a sort of related story, Holmes recently appeared with Tom Cruise for his interview with Parade magazine and the writer noted how robot-like she was.
"She wore a large diamond engagement ring. She seemed dazed, passive and vacant. She never stopped smiling. The minute she appeared, Cruise’s now-familiar public mode of behavior returned. He began hooting how beautiful she was, touching and kissing her like a teenage boy on his first backseat date, aware that he was being watched."
I'm not sure how having a weird belly and appearing like a robot are related, I just sort of assumed they were. Like maybe she had to be given an oddly huge belly because her makers didn't have enough room for her giant robot processor unit. Or something else that makes sense. Once I get robots on the brain it's hard for me to think straight.
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Comments
1. Posted by ebayfan414 on April 7, 2006 04:40 PM
NOT FIRST!
2. Posted by jugsgirl on April 7, 2006 04:41 PM
i think shes already given birth, this is a weird publicity stunt so it coincides with the MI3 opening.
3. Posted by juicylips on April 7, 2006 04:42 PM
Thats the wierdest shit ive ever seen. she definitely having a girl.
4. Posted by jkough on April 7, 2006 04:42 PM
Swallow any watermelon seeds lately Katie?
5. Posted by ebayfan414 on April 7, 2006 04:42 PM
It's official; Katie's locked up on planet poopypants, while Xenu, dressed up like katie, is impersonating her, preparing for world domination and having great sex with tom.
6. Posted by Binky on April 7, 2006 04:44 PM
That's not a pregnancy outfit - that's a shop lifting outfit.
My guess is either toaster oven or small microwave.
7. Posted by hugo on April 7, 2006 04:44 PM
the end of the world is near, isn't it?
8. Posted by Spindoc on April 7, 2006 04:46 PM
That pregnancy looks as real as Tara Reids titts or Whitney Houstons teeth. Speaking of teeth, SometimesBoy told me that Tom Cruise gives an EXCELLENT blow-job. Very little teeth and lots of ball stroking.
9. Posted by tits_on_snack on April 7, 2006 04:52 PM
Uh, that's gotta be photoshopped or something. Women's preggo bellies do not look like that.
10. Posted by URalllosers on April 7, 2006 05:01 PM
This baby shall fullfill the prophecy and bring us closer to the final exedus for the chosen few. The mothership will take those who have converted and all others will perish in the flames! It isn't too late for you fools to convert. Hurry, run to your local Scientologist church for auditing. Our time is close at hand! Scientology Rules!!!!!!!1
11. Posted by vavavoom on April 7, 2006 05:01 PM
Why don't people give the silent treatment to Tom's other baby, Mission Impossible-3.
12. Posted by ProbablyTooOld on April 7, 2006 05:02 PM
I'm gonna call photoshopped on this one, too.
That poor girl. I mean, it's only in the last couple of years that Tom turned into the Moron from Mars. In the beginning, she had to think, "Wow--the screen idol from my childhood and adolescence wants me!" and it had to be a great feeling. I mean, I didn't have an ounce of common sense until I was 30 or so, so I can see how the Scientology and bizarre Kidman divorce thing might not have registered.
Now she's covered in herpes sores around her mouth, acts robotic and if that pic ain't photoshopped, she's the skinniest pregnant woman alive. She's being groped by a maniacal midget in front of cameras and probably ignored when not. And the little creep is buying her a pacifier so she can't make the very natural screams one makes when passing a large mass through a small hole sans drugs.
I just wanna kidnap her, let her get an epidural and have a decent delivery, FedEx the spawn of Satan to Cruise, buy her a crate of Carmex and let her go on with her life.
13. Posted by ferret1 on April 7, 2006 05:09 PM
There's a Scientology rep curled up underneath her shirt just to make certain that there are no sudden noises that may harm their, er, her baby. Specifically, Katie's anus is being closely monitored for any potential seismic activity. Hourly results are being reported back to Tom, who is busy on assignment trying to wrestle Ryan Seacrest away from Teri Hatcher. After all, he loves the cock.
14. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 7, 2006 05:14 PM
"photoshopped" means you never were pregnant and this is a bad publicity stunt in the form of a fat suit, right? Oh, wait, no such thing as bad publicity. Right.
15. Posted by sometimesboy on April 7, 2006 05:15 PM
there's nothing wrong with that picture...it's obvious that tom crawled up her leg and under her shirt so he could coach the baby on the impending silent birth...once he's sure the kid is ready, he'll crawl back down...
16. Posted by Fawlty on April 7, 2006 05:26 PM
It's obvious that it's just a matter of wrong perspective in that picture, and that she is in fact just holding under her right arm a lampshade she just bought. Probably for the baby's room!
17. Posted by Allie D. on April 7, 2006 05:28 PM
Wow. I mean sure, she's not wearing a maternity shirt and it's probably adding to the illusion of a stomach sticking out 5 feet from her body. But still... it looks like you could rest a platter of baby back ribs and a pitcher of beer on that thing.
18. Posted by Spindoc on April 7, 2006 05:28 PM
Maybe her belly is the closet and that huge lump is Tom Struggling to stay in.
19. Posted by canucthis on April 7, 2006 05:32 PM
I wonder if Tom makes Katie watch him shave his balls......
20. Posted by Evil Willow on April 7, 2006 05:40 PM
What is the plural of apocalypse?
21. Posted by Tracy on April 7, 2006 05:41 PM
Shhhhh.... keep it down... the baby might hear all your negative words and grow up maladjusted. Tee hee.
22. Posted by tikicow on April 7, 2006 05:44 PM
I can think of nothing else to say about this picture except that it confuses the crap out of me. I have never seen any pregnant woman have a belly like this!
23. Posted by BarbadoSlim on April 7, 2006 05:46 PM
This thread needs more Xenu...
HEAR ME O'MIGHTY ONE..... MORE XENU!!!!!
yeah and Tom Cruise loves to hit the Cock.
24. Posted by newbondsux on April 7, 2006 05:48 PM
#12 ....a crate of Carmex....Ar ar ar...I'm in tears...thank you...I had nearly forgotten...ha ha :)
25. Posted by gogoboots on April 7, 2006 05:57 PM
See I was hoping this picture would make it on here and it has...it looks like she stuffed a huge pillow, the belly looks completely unlike any pregnant woman's would. She looks less bloated in the face and her legs look thinner. I'm not sure when it happened, but she's probably already had the baby.
26. Posted by CheekyChops on April 7, 2006 06:14 PM
Sounds like Katie has turned into a Stepford Wife. I wonder if she'd malfunction if thrown into a pool of water!
27. Posted by jb on April 7, 2006 06:24 PM
THERE's my Hippity-Hop! Damn, Katie give it back, I've been looking for that!
28. Posted by ning_ning on April 7, 2006 06:29 PM
I have neva seen anyone pregnant this long what has it been a year, elephants have given birth before this robot, are we sure she's from Ohio are the planet Mars that tom impregnanted to offspring some aliens,
So they can take over he's been covering up something he's a nuts.
29. Posted by playahater101 on April 7, 2006 06:32 PM
Looks like she's carrying the Great Pumkin around in there.
30. Posted by Wild Rose on April 7, 2006 06:42 PM
Yeah, I've been around a lot of preggos in my life, as well as carried three of my own, and that's the fakest-looking damn belly I've ever seen! If it wasn't photo-shopped then someone's already had her baby!
31. Posted by vanity666 on April 7, 2006 06:58 PM
noo its not her baby you guys
its tom cruise
32. Posted by o-n on April 7, 2006 07:06 PM
THE FATHER IS XENU THE BABY MUST BE KILLED
33. Posted by Gina1978 on April 7, 2006 07:17 PM
Youd think that being an actess and having access to costumes and make up etc,that shes get her self a better made FAKE belly!! LMAO Its hovering infront of her body!!
34. Posted by outrageous.opinion on April 7, 2006 07:24 PM
She got pregnant last June. She would be 10 months pregnant by now. Of course the baby announcment will come at the same time as the opening of M I 3. In the latest real prego pictures she was so swollen and couldnt wear her ring. Seems the swelling has gone down and ring is back on finger...
35. Posted by sunny_sandals on April 7, 2006 07:37 PM
I'm not arguing that she's been pregnant FOREVER, but I saw a video of the same clip and it's just the wind blowing her shirt up. How disappointing.
36. Posted by gammanormids on April 7, 2006 07:43 PM
Something's wrong.... wrong... wrong... Even Britney's statue makes more sense...
37. Posted by sirokai on April 7, 2006 07:59 PM
Even after all this, she still has an ugly face.
And I want to let you all know, that "preggo" and "preggerz" sound like mixes of pasta sauce and pretzels.
38. Posted by prideofchucky on April 7, 2006 08:20 PM
God, Superficial you always posting old newz- she's already had the kid. A beautiful healthy bouncy baby boy.
There are pictures:
http://www.mps.k12.al.us/uploadedImages/soccer%20ball.jpg
39. Posted by Jayne on April 7, 2006 08:32 PM
^if only the link didn't say soccer%20ball
maybe I would've laughed a little harder
40. Posted by Kevin on April 7, 2006 08:34 PM
The only explanation I can think of is that the wind blew up her shirt and made it look like that.
41. Posted by ThePapioMonkey on April 7, 2006 08:42 PM
WTF? It is so obvious she's got a beach ball up her shirt.
42. Posted by ThePapioMonkey on April 7, 2006 08:43 PM
WTF? It is so obvious she's got a beach ball up her shirt.
43. Posted by NewGuy on April 7, 2006 09:26 PM
This website is sooooooooooo FAKE!
44. Posted by playahater101 on April 7, 2006 09:31 PM
New Guy, you need to learn already that this website is for FUN. You want real news, go to cnn or msnbc. If you hate it here so much, WHY do you keep coming back?
45. Posted by suzy on April 7, 2006 09:35 PM
1. i'm not katie's biggest fan but still...
2. she's super skinny, so her being 9MONTHS PREGNANT!!! she's gonna look HUGE!!!!
3. plus that shirt is short
4. it's a side view...
46. Posted by mary on April 7, 2006 09:40 PM
oh, #27, Hippity Hop indeed! that's the only expanation. XD
Honestly, though, what the hell? It's a trainwreck and I can't look away!
47. Posted by Anika on April 7, 2006 09:47 PM
it's not photoshop guys, it was really windy and it blew the shirt up so it looks ridiculous.
48. Posted by HollyJ on April 7, 2006 09:54 PM
I think the Scientologists have removed all but her brainstem in an effort to keep her under their total control while she gives birth to Tom-mary's Baby. ::::insert evil horror music here::::
I hope she goes nuts with the pain of childbirth and starts to scream and knock shit all around her bed, cursing profanities and calling Tom a big squealing bottom.
And I hope someone gets a video of it. And sends it to Superficial. So I can watch it over and over and over and over while drinking Sierra Nevada and eating salty peanuts.
49. Posted by bunnyhugger on April 7, 2006 10:00 PM
naw, she swallowed her BINKY!
or that giant easter egg that britney's trying to pass!
new guy, i hate to jump on the band wagon, but, really, dude! did your mom have any kids that lived? that mysite shit is eating your brain!
50. Posted by hafaball on April 7, 2006 10:05 PM
i'm sure this was said but...maybe it's the alien from Alien!! it'd make a lot more sense, since maybe Xenu got her pregnant in the first place.
51. Posted by MeganHarris on April 7, 2006 10:18 PM
do you think the baby will look good?
I don't
52. Posted by beeotch on April 7, 2006 10:24 PM
#12- that was awesome! oh yeah , Tom loves the cock
53. Posted by Bad Ass on April 7, 2006 10:24 PM
File this under "who gives a shit."
54. Posted by LittleWatson on April 7, 2006 11:00 PM
In those photos that were taken in Australia, she was wearing that Burberry bathing suit and looked heavy, like she was actually pregnant. So she probably had the baby and maybe now she is just walking around with a beach ball under her clothes. But why fake still being pregnant? What is going on in the Cruise household? Any theories? Anyone?
55. Posted by xAgonyxScenex on April 7, 2006 11:05 PM
wtf is wrong with her stomach? O_O
56. Posted by Pez_D_Spencer on April 7, 2006 11:07 PM
She looks like she's badly hungover and has serious beer-farts. Not exactly a matronly image.
57. Posted by Binky on April 7, 2006 11:25 PM
# 35 and 47 ... Party Poopers ...
# 49 ummm...she spits, or ahhh... so I was told.
58. Posted by Ali on April 8, 2006 12:17 AM
That just looks WRONG. It could be that the baby has dropped, making it more sticky-outie.
I hope during the final stages of labor she stands straight up in that bed and beats Tom to death with one of those giant Be Quiet signs while using Linda Blair's voice to yell, "Go straight to hell, you dickless fag! Now GIVE ME MORPHINE!!!!!"
59. Posted by NewGuy on April 8, 2006 12:31 AM
My computer is FAKE!
60. Posted by Gedaliah on April 8, 2006 12:44 AM
I doubt she was ever pregnant to begin with. Her belly NEVER matched how far along she was... she as big, then small, then big, then smaller, then just retarted lookin'!
I say it's a huge lie and it's all just very horribly bizzare...
61. Posted by Gedaliah on April 8, 2006 12:46 AM
Or maybe she lost the baby and they're still playing it off because ... well... HE'S F$%&KING INSANE!!!!!!!!
62. Posted by mommy_long_legs on April 8, 2006 02:11 AM
Just more proof that Tom Cruise is the father of an alien.
63. Posted by mommy_long_legs on April 8, 2006 02:12 AM
Just more proof that Tom Cruise is the father of an alien.
64. Posted by derekd on April 8, 2006 02:24 AM
Isn't scientology the religion where they cut their nuts off and don't believe in modern medicine?
Katie Holmes is not hot and its not a prego thang niether.
65. Posted by mommy_long_legs on April 8, 2006 02:25 AM
Goddamn that superficial site lag
Now I look like a fuckass
66. Posted by domino on April 8, 2006 02:51 AM
maybe there's more than one Xenu in there...
67. Posted by *jonsi* on April 8, 2006 03:53 AM
so have we established that it's the wind blowing her shirt up (after at least two posts saying so, one of them after seeing a video clip of when the photo was taken), and who said it was a new photo anyway...? she could look thinner because it's some random photo from 3 months ago. I agree with littlewatson, she looked *extremely* pregnant in those recent burberry-incident photos from australia, and the ones where she was on a walk at night a week or so ago.
not that I'm defending either of them--tom cruise is clearly insaner by the minute (yes I know 'insaner' is not actually a word, but I'm referring to effing TOM CRUISE here, so all grammatical bets are off), and I have no idea what's going on in her head. but let's call a spade a spade. wind = poofy shirt.
(boy do I like raining on everyone's sarcastic comment parade...)
68. Posted by ohnoudint on April 8, 2006 09:05 AM
it's definitely robotic twins...anyone remember "The Astronaut's Wife"? Fits right in with the Scientology theme...and the alien phantasm in that movie bears a striking resemblence to TC...
69. Posted by ♥ shhexycorin ♥ on April 8, 2006 10:27 AM
Good heavens. It's all just so hideously wrong.
70. Posted by JennSTX on April 8, 2006 10:42 AM
Actually, I HAVE seen someone look like this. I knew a very thin girl who was having twins and her belly looked just like Katies. It was like a torpedo and was so long she couldn't get her hands to touch in front of it. Her stretchmarks underneath it were so bad her skin resembled a watermelon with the lines. It didn't look real, but it was, and man o' man did she need the mother of all tummy tucks when it was over. There was no muscle left, just a huge, striped pouch of skin hanging down to the tops of her thighs. (shudddder)
71. Posted by SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer! on April 8, 2006 12:13 PM
#19, i am sooo with you!!! that was a funny ass comment!!!! i bet its tru too!!!
and #58-- RIGHT ON!!!
poor katie!!!!! ugh, tom cruise is so stupid, anyone see the south park episode where they blew the lid off of scientology???!!!!! um, is he REALLY thinking of naming the baby HUBBARD?????
72. Posted by Lala on April 8, 2006 12:20 PM
That's the look of a baby that simply doesn't want to come out. It's got it hands and feet on the walls of her uterus, "Hellllls no! If you think I'm coming out to that nut's face, grinning like a hyena, you've got another thing coming, woman!"
73. Posted by LickyLicky on April 8, 2006 12:29 PM
http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/
I don't know how to make that an actual link, but if you go there and scroll down the page, there are several pics of her, including this one. Her shirt is not being blown up.
I think she already had the baby. She looks too thin everywhere else except the belly in comparison to other photos. I feel sorry for her; you know she's miserable every damned day of her damned life.
74. Posted by krisdylee on April 8, 2006 12:36 PM
NewGuy is fake.
75. Posted by booface on April 8, 2006 01:02 PM
NewGuy, You are hilarious. I'm glad to have you back. Even though you're fake.
76. Posted by downshine on April 8, 2006 02:24 PM
they need to induce her labor. its not even healthy to have a baby in you for that long. she probably hasnt been induced because of their scientology beliefs, but if the baby dies we all know who to blame....
77. Posted by gogoboots on April 8, 2006 02:25 PM
I'm blanking how long has she been pregnant for anyway?
78. Posted by Kenton on April 8, 2006 02:56 PM
Ok in all seriousness....
Her pregnancy was confirmed by her rep. on Oct. 5, 2006.
So that means that if she was pregnant at the beginning of Sept. her due date could be around June 1st... Thats a hell-of-a long way to go if she looks like that...
http://www.accesshollywood.com/accesstomcruise/5067660/detail.html
Does anyone know when the first preg photographs were taken (i.e. before Oct, 5th)?????
We have to figure this out...
(Fyi.... John Travolta's wife was going to get an epidural for their last kid...)
79. Posted by NewGuy on April 8, 2006 03:30 PM
You are all FAKE.
And you fucking KNOW IT!
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
fake.
This post is fake.
GOT YA!
80. Posted by Miss Gulch on April 8, 2006 03:31 PM
#6 -- LOL!!
Hasn't she been pregnant for 10 or 12 months now? I've lost track. Her hair is in clumps in the back, belly looks weird and unnatural, her jacket is 3 inches too short for her arms... The Scientology vampires have sucked the life out of her, stolen her mind and her will. I heard they even want to be in the delivery room with her. It's The Omen all over again.
81. Posted by sometimesboy on April 8, 2006 03:54 PM
#8, spindoc....not only does tom cruise love the cock....it's also true that he's quite taken with mine...i think it must have been the foreskin reconstructive surgeory that i recently underwent...the boy knows his way around a penis...but he keeps calling me 'Iceman'...
82. Posted by A2ROX on April 8, 2006 04:19 PM
DUH: She's already had the baby. Since when do women all of a sudden lose weight in their faces and arms in the last week of pregnancy? AAAAaaaand who the heck would let a 10 month pregnant woman go shopping! She should be laying down. No woman that far along can easily move around and have the energy for shopping! Come on! How gullible do they think we are. And hey, no wind in this picture:
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/upload/2006/04/kholmes33333.jpg
83. Posted by loggie on April 8, 2006 06:02 PM
Hey Tom, why noy just go ahead, put on the black Nikes, lay back and await the comet?
84. Posted by Kristen on April 8, 2006 06:03 PM
First comment ever!! Yeah!!
85. Posted by missmaiden on April 8, 2006 06:16 PM
ok, i have noticed the swelling greatly decrease, so i did some research...i can't believe someone would be so insane as to wear a fake belly, but it is tom cruise we're talking about..... http://hotmommadrama.blogspot.com/2006/03/hotmomma-exclusive-katie-holmes-gives.html
86. Posted by TXBlonde on April 8, 2006 06:41 PM
Way to go there, #84! OK, my thoughts follow, in no particular order:
1) Why would it benefit TomKat to have the child secretly, and why would she later pretend to still be pregnant? I think it was just a very odd camera angle.
2) What's up with all the "shopping" for blue/pink baby clothes...they have been extremely forthcoming in every aspect of this poor doomed child's gestation, why not disclose the gender?
3) If Katie screams during birth and Tom doesn't hear it, does Scientology really exist?
87. Posted by M@ce on April 8, 2006 06:57 PM
NGLTC (NewGuy Loves the Cock)
88. Posted by M@ce on April 8, 2006 06:58 PM
NewGuy tucks his junk.
89. Posted by samechick on April 8, 2006 07:06 PM
So I checked out the link A2ROX posted and clearly she is not pregnant. Her pants, which are not maternity pants are fully zippered and fastened as they would be on any non pregnant person. I effing hate them.
90. Posted by LookAtME on April 8, 2006 08:06 PM
I think it's New Guy's belly photo-imposed on Katie
91. Posted by Cheekymunkeh on April 8, 2006 09:57 PM
I keep picturing Vin Diesel's wang in her mouth during childbirth..DAMN YOU DISNEY!!
92. Posted by TXBlonde on April 8, 2006 10:10 PM
I have two choices here:
1) I can assume she's already had the baby - in which case WHY would she be wearing the fake tummy? A lame attempt to fool us? Would you send a woman who had recently given birth out to pound the pavement wearing a fake belly??
2) I can assume she's still pregnant, and the odd shape of child is directly related to the wishes of the Scientologists. Or an odd shirt/wind thing...but after seeing the other pictures, I'm pretty freaked out.
Especially since my pre-teen boys are watching Minority Report right now - but then again, I've already told them Tom is a nutcase. And that he's really, really short. And "bats for the other team" {{wink}} Not that there's anything wrong with that, unless you can't have the balls to come out.
93. Posted by Viola on April 8, 2006 10:17 PM
WOW, looks like she is going to need a lot more than adult-sized pacifier to push that thing out.....
94. Posted by LilJenny on April 8, 2006 10:28 PM
LOL to #88
Another way to tell that she is not really pregnant- any woman carrying 40+ pounds in front of her has to lean way back to compensate. In pics of me when I was 9 months pregnant, it looked like I was going to fall backwards.
95. Posted by IRMV on April 8, 2006 11:11 PM
don't link freerepublic. it's a hate group.
96. Posted by IRMV on April 8, 2006 11:12 PM
don't link freerepublic. it's an ignorant, uninformed hate group.
97. Posted by NewGuy on April 8, 2006 11:55 PM
Dude, IRMV? So fake.
98. Posted by Bad Ass on April 9, 2006 12:08 AM
Now that I look at it good enough it does look fake. A gust of wind or one of Lohan's famous ass showing farts in reverse.
99. Posted by krisdylee on April 9, 2006 12:44 AM
fuck me... where's the screwdriver to ram into my scull???
i agree with newguy.
100. Posted by Karen Rani on April 9, 2006 01:37 AM
That is the weirdest shit ever. She doesn't even need to swing a small Ben and Jerry's on her belly - she could get the whole bulk ice cream container and plant that sucker on that shelf of a belly! Poor thing - she has no idea what she is in for with Tom Psycho Cruise.
101. Posted by princess373 on April 9, 2006 01:54 AM
Why would anyone go to the trouble of faking still being pregnant, and who would feel like it after giving birth? When mine were newborns I did good to brush my teeth, let alone strap on a fake pregnant belly and parade around town. I think it is a combo of her having a huge belly and the wind. I heard a rumor they were having twins. By the way pregnancy lasts 40 weeks and can go up to 42 weeks before being induced.
102. Posted by junebug on April 9, 2006 04:33 AM
After the new born gets it's share of thetans they're going to sacrifice it to Lord Zenu.
Then they'll drink magical kool-aid that will stifle mediocrity in the film industry, and allow them to meet L. Ron Hubbard.
103. Posted by superficialcanopy on April 9, 2006 05:27 AM
You know, after reading all of the witty comments above, I figured I have nothing to add. However that is so seriously ABNORMAL, I felt I must comment. Unless she is wearing some new, untested lifting/shaping/ support body stocking, I honestly can't imagine what's going on there. NEVER seen it before. Ever.
104. Posted by jake on April 9, 2006 08:30 AM
Nothing to add - but in unrelated news;
Nicole Kidman has been taped several thousand times in the last couple of months muttering strange things like
'Thank f$&k that isn't me'
'That poor girl'
No one understands why.
105. Posted by staticbumblebee on April 9, 2006 12:11 PM
I think Katie Holmes is a deranged cyborg, sent back in time to take over the universe. She swiped the real Tom Cruise, replaced him with a life like, although much too talkative Tom, and then set in motions her plan to take over the universe, whatever the hell that may be. I think, though, that the real Tom Cruise must have severely pissed her off recently, and that that is not in fact, a real baby, but Tom Cruise waiting to be digested. *shrug* Just a theory.
106. Posted by Grphdesi23 on April 9, 2006 01:06 PM
Tom Cruise = American Psycho
Besides, Katie probably already has had the baby. I mean, would you want the world to know that you had an alien baby?
I wouldn't. Gotta keep it in the family.
107. Posted by KidLoco on April 9, 2006 01:55 PM
does anyone like this couple?
Everything about them seems so ridiculous.
108. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on April 9, 2006 02:05 PM
The only common ground I can find between this pic and reality is a real baby dribbles, that basketball she has there can be dribbled.
109. Posted by Jess on April 9, 2006 02:26 PM
I don't know if anyone might have already mentioned this (because I have not read each and every one of the 108 comments on this photo), but it just looks like the wind caused her shirt to billow out like that, thus resulting in a strangely large and odd-shaped belly. Or she could really be prepared to give birth to alien spawn. Which ever seems more likely.
110. Posted by Jess on April 9, 2006 02:35 PM
Ah yes. If fact there have been a few wind-related comments. Common sense if you ask me. But I feel for the poor girl - there is definitely something rotten in the state of Denmark, aka Cruise la-la land. No offense to any practising freaks, er, Scientologists out there, but that shit is wack. Even the polygamist-eternal sex in Heaven Mormons seem downright normal compared to them. But I best check myself before I am banned for obnoxious comments.
111. Posted by NewGuy on April 9, 2006 04:05 PM
Too late you fake bia@tch.
BAN THIS WOMAN LORD XENU!!!
112. Posted by Evil Willow on April 9, 2006 05:11 PM
Lord Xenu is FAKE.
113. Posted by NewGuy on April 9, 2006 05:14 PM
This website sucks and is not real.
Everything is fake. This computer is fake and so are you.
114. Posted by sirokai on April 9, 2006 07:51 PM
NewGuy: Your claims of being straight are fake.
115. Posted by M@ce on April 9, 2006 08:57 PM
Why do I get the sneaking suspicion that NewGuy is in the process of making a "woman suit" out of human skin?
"It puts the lotion on itself. It puts the lotion in the basket"
Keep tucking your junk NewGuy. Someday you'll be a real woman.
116. Posted by LaLindsey on April 9, 2006 10:16 PM
Holy shit... is she having twins???? I have never seen a pregnant woman with such a huge-mongous belly..... and I've been pregnant 2 times and both my kids were 9lbs +
It's so outta proportion.... doesn't look right/real at all!
117. Posted by mamacita on April 10, 2006 01:20 AM
#93
There's actually a 3rd choice:
She was never pregnant to begin with and the entire thing has been faked. That's the one I'm going with. It's like a soap opera plot where the woman fakes being pregnant and, on the sly, cops a baby from some other source and passes it off as her own. I think they're doing that so that everyone assumes Tom Cruise can actually father a child and to try to hush up all the homo rumors and whatnot. Damage control. But, that's just my 2 cents. Also, NewGuy, you're funny today. I'll play along. Bettie Page is fake.
118. Posted by giniefr on April 10, 2006 01:36 AM
i agree with mamacita
they faked a pregnancy, they adopted a kid..
i have been pregnant before, and there is no way her belly can so high, it looks like a soap opera belly..
If she is expecting more than one baby, she should be lying in bed or should have given birth already...she's been pregnant for 12 months or what...even Gwyneth Paltrow gave birth before her...
119. Posted by I love K-fed's Corn Rolls on April 10, 2006 04:12 AM
HA! I'm with you Giniefr, and whoever is with you... this is totally way to bizarre...
Ever notice the pics with her BELLY BUTTON... talk about something that didn't look right.
The pictures that have the lower half of her stomach showing are odd also... remember the pic with the body suit?
It's time she had the spawn, never talked again and Tom Cruise was beamed back up.
120. Posted by boobiezmagee on April 10, 2006 06:40 AM
hmmmm...unnatural.
I declare shenanagians!
121. Posted by PocketRocket on April 10, 2006 07:52 AM
And still, Tom loves the COCK
122. Posted by LittleWatson on April 10, 2006 09:15 AM
Okay, if they were faking the whole pregnancy, why wouldn't they get married first, and have the baby second? I am just trying to understand these wackos.
123. Posted by Italian Stallion on April 10, 2006 09:31 AM
Wow, what a gunt.....
124. Posted by A2ROX on April 10, 2006 09:35 AM
go to post #82. not wind!
maybe, she had a miscarriage late in the game, or a preemie birth, and now they're trying to cover it up with this gigantic basketball they've stuffed down her shirt. she's been literally pregnant for like 10 months, there's no way she'd have the energy to be walking around carrying 40 pounds in front of her shopping every day. and like someone else said, she'd be straining backwards for sure with all that weight. but she's not. she doesn't even look bothered. i swear she's been brainwashed by this satanic cult of hers. did anyone read about the parade interview? how she was smiling the whole time? even while tom cruisazy was talking about his father beating him violently as a child? yes, that's something to smile about....weirdos.
125. Posted by Chuck on April 10, 2006 09:36 AM
Poor Katie,
Tom Cruise is holding her hostage.
126. Posted by Jacq on April 10, 2006 10:14 AM
Once Kaite has that baby, she's sealed the deal on "Flowers in the Attic II". She probably had the baby a week ago, but neither will never leave that huge house. Tom will tell everyone that they died. Died, yeah that's the ticket!
127. Posted by memichelle77 on April 10, 2006 10:25 AM
As much as i love a good conspiracy, i think she's really still pregnant. Think about it. If she was trying to fake it, don't you think she would get a belly that looked a little more realistic? also, about the jeans, lots of younger pregnant chicks never wear maternity pants and just button their jeans underneath the bump. I could be wrong, though...
128. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 10, 2006 10:54 AM
It looks like her uterus has a wicked boner.
129. Posted by prideofchucky on April 10, 2006 11:08 AM
#126: Flowers In The Attic?! That brings back memories... Well, not of the book, but rather, ummm.. Hmmmmm. Nothing, nothing at all.... (whistle)
130. Posted by LittleWatson on April 10, 2006 11:28 AM
http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1121227,00.html
Look at how big Katie looks in this picture 10/21/06. It really looks like she is 4 or 5 months pregnant. And that was 6 months ago.
131. Posted by Tha-Flash on April 10, 2006 01:21 PM
Oh dear, another little Scientologist shite going to be born in to the world?
132. Posted by Libraesque on April 10, 2006 02:20 PM
They announced her pregnancy on October 5 (People Mag.), but in the article she wouldn't give any info on the due date.....it just seems like she's been infanticipating for 100 years cuz they're in our face everyday
133. Posted by Derek Hail on April 10, 2006 02:30 PM
yea she is definately pregnant. haha.
134. Posted by mattnoks on April 10, 2006 03:51 PM
How much more pressure do you think that belly button can take. It looks like the baby may explode across the room at any second.
135. Posted by biatcho on April 10, 2006 04:39 PM
i'm going with gust of wind up the front of the shirt - making it look like a basketball is tucked underneath there.
conspiracy theories about Tom Cruise's baby is so boring!
136. Posted by seaglass on April 10, 2006 04:53 PM
Christ I hope she's going to deliver tomorrow. Who'd want to walk around like that?
137. Posted by Merebear on April 10, 2006 05:30 PM
She still has a large stomach and a skinny body, but here is a link to other pictures. It is wind blowing up the shirt in that above picture.
She's still a freak with a freak's baby(or his assistant's baby or whatever)
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/6245894.html#cutid1
138. Posted by Rama on April 10, 2006 09:31 PM
I think I have the answer to the mystery of the baby bulge. Katie's started shoplifting, just like Winona Ryder. She shoves the loot up her shirt, correctly assuming that no one wants to get to close to Tom Cruise's unborn Thetan.
139. Posted by MeganHarris on April 10, 2006 09:58 PM
Superficial. I don't know it your 1 person or many. But you are by far the best writer on any celeb blog right now.
Hands down! Funniest, wittiest, and more creative.
I'm on the floor.
140. Posted by aura on April 10, 2006 11:37 PM
This is very strange. Just when I think that TomKat can't frighten me anymore, photos like this one show up. At first, I thought they'd have a weird little alien baby, but now I'm thinking that maybe the TomKat Kitten will be the antichrist. Imagine if it's born on 06/06/06? Of course, Brangelina's kid will be the second coming of Jesus. Celebrity baby-making... this is serious business. Apple & Moses are just the beginning.
141. Posted by BarryBonds on April 11, 2006 03:36 AM
I think she just needs to take a big dump and then she will feel much better.
142. Posted by aims_25 on April 11, 2006 06:28 AM
I think you might have hit on something... Where it says in the interview that Katie was dazed, passive and vacant, that could be the symptoms of Tom drugging her and making her have his babies. In fact he could be on to some world domiation thing and Katie is being drugged and being repeatedly forced to have his offspring/future soldiers. Or she could be a robot.
Do you remember how in primary school someone would say oh you love her and you'd get really pissed off and say I do not, I hate her, she's ugly and I hate her guts etc? Well I think Tom's actions are kinda' like that, he seems to be justifying his love waaaay too much. If he just said I love her and didn't go round jumping on couches it might be a hell of a lot more believable.
143. Posted by aziajs on April 11, 2006 11:49 AM
I don't think the picture is retouched cuz this is not the only pic I have seen of her with that ridiculous stomach. Check out the other pics that have been snapped of her recently. She has already had that baby. Now, she is wearing a prostetic. And she will supposedly "give birth" whenever Tom Cruise is ready for the world to know. Why is it that she was heavier in the face, arms, legs, etc. before and now she is back to being Dawson Creek skinny except for that huge belly. And what woman who is pregnant with a single child has a stomach that looks like that??? Now twins, triplets, ok. Why has her stomach just recenly grown to epic proportions??? But she is only having one. Get out of here!
144. Posted by aussie3456 on April 12, 2006 10:42 PM
first many of you are either very young or lack experience, because her belly looks absolely believable. at the end of a prenancy many women just gain alot of weight the belly drops. as for the she would be layind down comment that is truly rediculous. we're not in the 19th century where women were thought to be too delicate for living but I was 3 weeks late with both my children and was out and about running support groups and shopping and doing fund raisers until the very last
145. Posted by aussie3456 on April 12, 2006 10:43 PM
first many of you are either very young or lack experience, because her belly looks absolely believable. at the end of a prenancy many women just gain alot of weight the belly drops. as for the she would be layind down comment that is truly rediculous. we're not in the 19th century where women were thought to be too delicate for living but I was 3 weeks late with both my children and was out and about running support groups and shopping and doing fund raisers until the very last
146. Posted by aussie3456 on April 12, 2006 10:43 PM
first many of you are either very young or lack experience, because her belly looks absolely believable. at the end of a prenancy many women just gain alot of weight the belly drops. as for the she would be layind down comment that is truly rediculous. we're not in the 19th century where women were thought to be too delicate for living but I was 3 weeks late with both my children and was out and about running support groups and shopping and doing fund raisers until the very last
147. Posted by thepretendpundit on April 18, 2006 09:50 AM
Katie's pregnant with a beachball!!
http://www.pretendpundit.com/2006/04/katie_holmes_is.html
148. Posted by thepretendpundit on April 18, 2006 09:52 AM
Katie's pregnant with a beachball!!
http://www.pretendpundit.com/2006/04/katie_holmes_is.html