Have you seen his teeth? They are like a row of condemned buildings.

They're registered at several different drug dealers around town. I'm gonna go out and get them a gift today before all the good ones are taken... Oh wait just kidding, all they registerd for was coke, coke, and more coke.

Good to know I'm up early every morning and working eight hours a day to just barely pay my bills, while some coke-head criminals who don't brush their teeth are getting married in posh scottish castles.

Well...at least she's got her priorities right. Because when I'm in a drug induced haze looking at the future stepfather of my child, I just can't stand looking at snaggleteeth.

Amen #3

Instead of a fluffy white cake they can have a big smouldering crack pipe with a little bride and groom on top.

This article makes me horny.

#6 - you, too?
This reminds me of something Chris Rock once said, about two people needing to have similar interests for the relationship to work, and how two crackheads would last forever. Too bad I'm not as funny as Chris Rock.

nor smelling the funk of dead animal and year old garbage every time he opens his mouth, #4...

that... is gross...

I've seen saw blades with better teeth than this gimp.

Personally, I want to kick this guy in the nuts. I work out everyday. I make good money. I brush my teeth at least twice a day. I'm 5'9 and weigh 200 lbs and have little body fat. I don't do any drugs. I love football, baseball, baseketball, etc. I haven't been arrested in a while. I'm saying I'm an OK guy.

This kid obviously doesn't understand the term "exercise". His music is awful (for me at least). He has ten teeth and 4 of those are in is pocket. He does enough coke to put Pepsi out of business. He couldn't throw a baseball 10 feet if you spotted him 9. Prison is his second home. And he's marrying a rich supermodel, a coked out road-whore supermodel, but a supermodel none the less. Yes I'm jealous. Yes I'm whining. God hates me. And I hate Pete Doherty.

or maybe not... she probably can't smell cuz she already fucked up her sense of smell from all of that coke, so she just has a problem with his teef...

WHERE THE FUCK IS HER KID

word, #10. A steady diet of cocaine and cigarettes pretty much eliminates all sense of smell and taste, and in a darkened nightclub it's difficult to see somebody's jack-o-lantern teeth. She probably thinks she's bagged herself a real catch.

Sounds like if Kate marries this idiot she is as big a freak as he is. The now represent everything in society that is wrong...drugs, buying too many jags, bad teeth, criminality, and thinness!

But if he gets his teeth done, he won't be able to take over for Mike Myers as the new Austin Powers....
That sucks, I was looking foward to that!!!!

Lets turn this thread into personal ads for all who wish to post:
I'm 5'10, 130 lbs, good genes, long blonde hair, ass like a 24, hygenic, smart, I drink and do drugs as often as possible, I spend a lot of time on the internet writing to people I don't know, I cry myself to sleep most nights, and I'm looking for the L.D.

Next!

mmmm.... cocaine and cigarettes.... reminds me that i have to make a stop after work.

lol... at jack-o teeth.

Cocaine my ass....he was smoking drugs.

Pete Doherty's cleaning up his act?!?! No! Say it aint so Pete! Don't do it- I still believe in you! Crash and burn baby for a few more spells THEN clean up. Oh well...

(Superficial- what's up with you ignoring the Pete Doherty serenades Mike Tyson story? whatever)

so Kate has gone from Johnny Depp to Jefferson Hack (not the greatest name for a journalist but probably apt) to Pete Doherty. Talk about a trip down the evolutionary ladder. Next year she'll be dating a Bolivian tree slug. With nice teeth

All British men have teeth like that. Fact.

Papa, God told me he doesn't hate you at all. He thinks you're funny. But, you can't be funny if you have a lot of money, a beautiful life, hot dates and, perfect hair. (Perfect teeth are optional). It's the cross you have to bear to keep us all laughing. Sorry.

#15 Damn Osh, that's fucked up. I was just making the point of why I want to kick that dude in the nuts.

And as far as your " spend a lot of time on the internet writing to people I don't know", please, pretty please, go count your number of post versus anyone else here, and I'll find that you have a serious cry for help. Unlike you, I'm just bored in my office, it's not a way of life. I do feel bad that you cry yourself to sleep at night. Just turn your over-used vibrator on the low setting and pretend your sleeping next to a snoring boyfriend. Or a purring cat. Whatever.

Mr. HotNutz,
Settle down kemosabe, I WAS talking about myself, not you. It's called self-deprecation, and it gets me throught the day. I hate having to explain myself all the time... but that's what happens when you are a stupid jerk (another example of Self Deprecation). Sorry for the confusion. I'm going to go masterbate in the break room now, I hope the janitor doesn't catch me again.

P.S. You are mean.

He needs his teeth repaired from all the times Kate's bashed them in.

So what? Kate Moss would fuck a pack mule for a nickle.

r.e. the photo. Hum along to Marilyn Manson's "the beautiful people".

They look like a couple skags. I wouldn't let 'em on my furniture without a decontamination procedure.

Drugs are cool and everything is beautiful.

He just had too much moss on his teeth which caused her to have too much Dough in her crotch. God thats a crappy joke, but in fairness, this is a really crappy couple. This guy looks like he's covered with scummy sweat 15 min. after stepping out of his monthly shower.

This is your brain on drugs.

Supermodel to superskank with addict boyfriend/husband.

He could probably give Tom Cruise some pointers on mind manipulation. Something like "Hey Tom, get her hooked on crack, and she'll do anything you want."

"And I think to myself, what a wonderful world."

Ladies & Gents: the British version of Britney and Kev. God bless the queen.

Oshkosh?? Papaw?? nooo.

*Scream!*

It's like watching my parents hit each other!

He must have a super big penis.

#33 -- Or a super big coke stash! If there's one thing the ladies love, it's an endless cache of blow. That, and a huge wang.

Tantric sex my ASS, Hartnet! Get hopped up on the nose candy and you can do it ALL DAY LONG.

who cares about Pete Doherty, he is barely famous

My uncle once taught me a trick on how to get all the slippery sluts: just put a mean smudge of blow on your mustache. Drives the ladies wild - "ladies" meaning strippers.

she's so ugly

"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam..."

What a couple of twats. My only wish is that Pete Doherty hang on for a few more months. If he croaks before Whitney Houston, I lose my office death poll.

#38 Homage to Buttaqwup.

...you meant naked in a dumpster with a sore anus.

Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.

There was me, that is Pete, and my droog, that is Kate, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus velocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

Gross...there is no excuse for nasty teeth and breath. I don't care if you are British. Even with a decent set of choppers he is nasty.

HA! She could have them things fixed for less than that. How much could a baseball bat and a pack of Chicklets cost, anyway?

Me, I think he's brilliant and gorgeous. Well, apart from the alleged halitosis. But then this is the Daily Star reporting, a paper which makes Fox News look like Agence France-Presse.

So sad for Kate to go down this path. I guess Britain needs its own version of Bobby and Whitney...

Kate, Meet Whitney, This is how it will be for you in a few years.

summer teeth

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Ok I don't get this at all, it must be a rumor and not true. She is not marrying this fucking drug addicted LOSER! I knew Kate couldn't stay off the coke, it just helps keep the pounds off so well, just ask Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie!

Dear Papa,

We all realize you are an OK guy as described in your post #9. But I have to say, in true SF fashion, and I do mean this in a positive and non-critical way, those pants make your ass look big. There, I said it.

this is so fucking messed up! kate moss has transcended the level of ordianry human stupidity and is know acting like a retarded amoeba.

#9

Dude, you are sad.
5' 9'' 200lbs? You also sound fat.

Maybe if you didn't sum yourself up in such a pathetically tipical way you would pull some chicks.

Now if you will excuse me I must do some coke with these supermodels I picked up at the mall.

#52

"tipical"? I assume that was a "tipo".

Listen Dr. Rokter, I'll have you no I'me a fukin good spellar. So go to holl!

By the way Kate would only get with a mule if it were packing drugs, or for a celebrity stunt, not for a nickle.
So there!

The Libertines rock!

Sorry. I couldn't resist making a dumb spelling joke. It makes me feel like a big man.
You might have the start of a good idea. "Celebrity Mule" sounds a lot more interesting than that stupid ice skating shit.

We have to share our oxygen with these two fucks!

"He does enough coke to put Pepsi out of business." Indeed!

Pete is the biggest loser of all:
"A posh Scottish castle. That's going to be so cool."
Hee hee, posh. After he said this he probably giggled and walked off with his boyfriend.

Guys guys, it's time to speculate. Who will be at their wedding? I'm thinking the Olsen twins for sure. Isn't Mary Kate in love with Kate Moss? (Maybe Mary was named after her?)

one must wonder if he flipped his wrist while he said 'posh scottish castle'. they'll both be dead in a few years - rest assured

and i say this with love:
oshkosh, don't bite the hand that feeds you... maybe you are a papawannabee?
lol!
i'm kidding, i'm kidding!

uh, why do i smell smoke?
damn, flamed again

# 52, I'm sorry to disappoint. Not too much fat here. Most of it is cock. Ask your mom.

The world can end now!!

Not long now 'til the first Dirty Pretty Things single. Woot!

#59 -
If by bite the hand that feeds me you mean apologize that my comment which was directed at myself was misunderstood by someone who I generally like based on their funny posts and our regional comradeship, then yes, I'm a bitey motherfucker.
Now, I've said it before and I'll say it here again, don't leave the applicator in - just the cotton part with the string.

Hey #38, that-dog,
Man and wife. Say man and wife!

He makes marriage sound like it's a new crack pipe...HAHAHAHA!

sounds like tom cruise should step up to the interventative plate and prove once and for all that scientology can cure drug addiction... c'mon tom... step the fuck up. first these two crazy coke heads, then onto whitney..

Well, OK, maybe Eminem or the janitor at Winchell's just weren't on the market yet, so she had no choice...

a real picture of health those 2 lovebirds huh???

Kate Moss is still my hero.

oshkoshb-goshdammgosh... I thought your post was funny. ;o)

They're is nothing more heart warming than 2 junkies in love, in the spring.
They could get married OR he could go sid vicious on her. Both are equally as heart warming.

I wonder how these two are able to maintain their celebrity status with this type of shit going on? Who are the masses adoring his babyshambles or libertines garbage, and I cannot muster any euphoric feeling when I look at a crack whore's photos... If I want to get insight on a junkie's lifestyle, I will go downtown and hang with the fucking losers shooting junk and freebasing. Seriously, there needs to be a worldwide boycott of their "professional" works, so they can go broke and live in filth and squander in a AIDS and Hepatitis-C filled existence with all the other addicts. There is no excuse for this nonsense.

I heard Bobby and Whitney are going to be best man and maid of honor. You can bet that is going to be one fun reception!

# 11

Wow, I forgot she even had a kid. That's a bit tragic actually, she doesn't seem anything like a mother. Not that you have to be old and boring to be a mother but come on.. when is she ever pictured out with her child?

And as for the proposed wedding being in a scottish castle..

GET A NEW IDEA! SCOTTISH CASTLES ARE SO CLICHE.

I'm from Scotland and I even don't think its cool.

Worst looking lesbian couple to date.

I am so crashing that party! Do you know the street value of this fucking wedding?
oh baby!

I totally understand Kate... I also think Pete Doherty is pretty hot and sexy... you know, some girls just like guys like that...

HEADS UP #3:

The reason you work 8hrs a day for a mindless deadend job to pay bills and a free spirited muso like doherty gets married in castles is because you're an uninspired,
non-risk taking, no talent tosser whos writes pathetic comments about people who don't even know you exist.

Off with your head!