#1?

FIRST! :D

Now I can pursue her myself. I've always had a thing for old anorexic women.

Is this part of Hollywood's 'Rent a Beard' program?

DAMMIT! Oh, well, #2 ain't bad.

I kissed muh sister wunce.

Refresh my memory, this broad used to be play Lois on Lois and Clark right? Yeah she was cute back then. Shes old now. Put that old dog down. Woof!

Ryan Seacrest. DOUCHBAG OUT!!!!!!!!

The only thing Teri Snatcher has been canoodling with the last few years is Fleets Enemas.

Ha ha, beard...

Its her way of letting people know shes ready to date.

The word on the street is she was trying to exchange 'beard growth formula X' with Ryan - and in return get the name of Paula Abdul's supplier.

Who makes out sith somebody on a bright sunny day outside in public when you aren't dating? This isn't a 7th grade make-out party in somebodys basement.

Ryan rocks.

it's funny, last night on American Idol, Simon said to Ryan that he looked like he came out of the set of Desperate Housewives... and Ryan's face was priceless

I guess she's following the long line of make out artists, IE Paris Hilton.

Desperate Housewives would be a great show if it weren't for Teri Hatcher and her creepy little girl voice, making me want to stick my head in the blender and frappe away every time she giggles.

I keep watching with the hope that they'll come to their senses and kill off her nasty old ass.

Is her qupte even English?? What strange reverso-speak is she using? I'm no English Lit. professor but I am sure that there are a few verbs and pronouns missing from that sentence. I don't know about you but when I read it all I saw was"

"I don't think that I could try to lie about anything that I know you saw in person but that would be anathema to the purpose and concept of film in general and if I had a business card it would be a huge difference for Seacrest to meet and greet. I'm not."
WTF!!!

I wonder why it took her so long to deny it. If I were linked to Seacrest due to some chemical induced error of judgement, I'd be denying it the same day.

Which reminds me, does anybody know if Eddie Murphy denied being gay?

#16 (Sidius) - Through Ryan, she has become a student of the Paula Abdul School of Self-Articulation.

so when is ryan going to deny being straight?

The moth who finds the melon finds the beard, who places it on the cornflake and the botox finds the homo.
Yes, my child, you have picked the wrong fortune.
Best Regards,
Simon

I dont know why she would deny it... Maybe they aren't having a relationship and she is just using him for meat.

When they asked Clay the same question about his kiss with Seacrest, he replied:
"Fuck no, I'm gay but I'm not a fag"

Sorry Ryan, looks like it's back to the Closet for you, turned down by old bitches and your own kind. Pretty sad dude.....

I think someone needs to photoshop Clay's head ontop of Terri's and see if Ryan could deny that!

Why would Ryan shrink away from something this hot?
http://www.shortarmguy.com/givegrandmaakiss.jpg

ah...what a shame that didn't work out...that pic of the kiss was so sweet...you could tell they both were pretending that the other was dean cain...

I'm gonna defend my boy Seacrest. There are plenty of people who would love to date Ryan. For instance, you have:

Clay Aiken,
uhhh...Jack from Will and Grace, then there's uhhh..Clay Aiken and I just recently learned through this site, that Rupal is still alive.

Teri, take my advice and drink a little more Peach Schnapp's with your percocet. It'll help the words flow more smoothly.

I sure it's not that big of a stretch for Teri to play Susan on Desperate Housewives.

Seems to me like Teri is a desperate housewife herself.

Think about it. It's truly art imitates life.

Homosexuals around the country are breathing a sigh of relief.

As for Ryan, another great moment on American Idol is when the show said goodbye to Will Makar.

Simon mentioned something about taking his shirt off and Ryan jumped at the chance, almost pulling the shirt off Will.

Then Simon tells Will to "Run. Run away."
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Yep. He's gay.

I'm not sure if he's ever sucked a dick, but I'm pretty sure he's put a few in his mouth and thought about it.

I never thought I would say this, but I don't want to hear any more about Teri. She has to be the lamest celebrity of all.

#25 Sometimes boy. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

I am shocked that seacrest was spotted kissing a woman. That's the real story. I ran into the American Idle at a local wine bar on 3rd near fairfax. He was with a FINE PIECE OF ASS. She was all over him and he was totally uninterested. I mean he was talking to me for christsakes. I have a goatee & no tits.

Her whole comment makes so little sense, there's no denying that she made out with Ryan Seacrest for a stupid business card!

if i were terri, i would deny this relationship as well. who wants to be linked to ryan seacrest, he spends more time in front of the mirror than all the desperate housewives combined. just ask simon, it's true.

First supposedly-gay George, now def-gay Ryan. She must be a beard for rent.

Wait...why does anybody care who she is dating?

#34 thanks for the help. I was trying to come up with a better description for Teri, and I have it now thanks to you -- she is definitely not a beard, she is a goatee. Baaaaaa.

Wow, it's a tough day when you hear Teri Hatcher deny she's dating you. Salma Hayek's done that to me too, especially when I came to her house in the nude with flowers and a card that said, "Please blow me....a kiss!"

Hey Ryan, if you're looking for a new beard, I'll make out with ya. If only I could get Jesse Metcalfe to stop calling ...

Someone should fed that homely ass Teri Hatcher! Who cares about her sex life. The bitch needs a double bacon cheese burger!

It's just a fake-out, Terri Hatcher is an old dog and Ryan Seacrest is gay...

He is gay right?

To all the Marys - if you're gonna wear a beard make sure you comb it and wash all the stains out first - its much more convincing that way.